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Topic: This is your NEW #1 PRIORITY!!!!!
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on Sep. 07 2001,21:37

GET ME A DAMN HOOK-UP OVER HERE!

Seriously! My roommate and I are just looking for 2 (or more) very non-specific 16 - 25 year old chicks to hang out with.

We've basically come up with two plans:
Plan 1: Get a plan.
a) go outside of the appartment
b) get some tennis raquets... try to meet some chicks
(in other words... we don't have one yet)
Plan 2: Ask for help.

We can't go to clubs or bars... there are somewhere near ZERO parties a year with single chicks in Redmond/Bellevue.

Is there anyone who can hook us up or help??

Thanks...................

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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 07 2001,23:04

college guys dont need high school girls.
can you say 'statutory'?

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Posted by aletros on Sep. 07 2001,23:08

There are these amazing things called "prostitutes" that are specifically just for people in your condition.

Posted by porn_dealer on Sep. 08 2001,03:36

Ok dude, first off, pretty much all the girls over there in Bellevue are rich blonde bitches that fuck a lot. But are retarded out the ass, and have a stick in their ass as well. You can see how the retardedness and the stick might conflict with each other. I'd suggest maybe ....Seattle? Just take the damn bridge across I-5 (or was it I-90, whatever, either way its the Floating Bridge heh). Or go to school, that's usually a good way to meet girls...as a result of classes being more boring than CowboyNeal at his Linux box, you tend to become more distracted....ah what am I saying, no matter HOW good the classes are, you're always distracted!

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I swear to god the combined IQ of these forums (not including the ladies) must be less than the cost of a used 85 honda civic with severe rear damage...
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Posted by PersonGuy on Sep. 08 2001,06:30

Let me add that there my college is 1\% women. 0\% of the women attending have made it past their second year in this program.

And SOOOOOOOO true about that Bellevue chicks. And you can't really get them without money... I'm on a college budget. Worst of all, I don't have a car. So travel is pretty out of the question (especially if I haven't even MET someone yet!!).

Oh well...
I just came up with Plan 3. (I'll let you know if it worked in a few daze0....)

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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
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Posted by DuSTman on Sep. 08 2001,11:22

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Let me add that there my college is 1\% women. 0\% of the women attending have made it past their second year in this program.

Have you considered taking up homosexuality then?

Posted by Beldurin on Sep. 09 2001,05:08

Damn, son. The harder you try, the worse it's going to seem. Stop trying and let things flow. Focus on something else (like school). Something will eventually come along.

Or you'll go gay like Dustman said.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

Posted by mqa on Sep. 10 2001,03:06

seriously, stop trying. every time i try to get a chick i always fuck it up and end up misrable and convinced that no girl will ever like me. but as soon as i stop trying something good usually happens. like meeting a hot chick who invites me to the beach with 5 of her freinds just hours after meeting her.