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Topic: I Need Advice!!
started by: StreetRaver

Posted by StreetRaver on Sep. 06 2001,20:43

Ok theres this guy and he keeps messing with my girl and me. like if im not around he'll like make fun of her and shit and im like ok I'll beat the living shit out of him, but NO if i fight him her mom and dad wont let me see her for a while because if I fight him he'll keep messing with her and come after her and shit. what im about to type in is a letter she wrote me so please give me advice on this topic.

StreetRaver-

yo wuz up? Nothin here I talked to Ryan (( the asshole dude)) this morning and asked him why he wants to fight you but not on school grounds co i asked him to meet us at the library off of school grounds. so you better be ready to fight if he dont back down, cuz i did this for you! bye i love you!

G/f-

ok thats not all of it but it will give you a good enough heads up on the deal. ok now wasnt that panzi!! and/or f*cked up?
well gtg, please send the replys back
StreetRaver-

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Take XTC, then you wake up in the morning wondering "wheres my underwear"

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 06 2001,20:44

if you think you can take him, I don't see what the problem is

Posted by JLb_8 on Sep. 06 2001,22:26

violence isn't the problem it's the solution.

Posted by TheTaxMan on Sep. 06 2001,22:49

Just bring a baseball bat.

In other news, I still don't underdstand why people censor x letters in curses. We all know what f*ck is and it's not any less vulgar (but it is more sophmoric). Fuck. Type it with me.

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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 06 2001,22:56

hey T*xMan, shut up.

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Sep. 06 2001,23:07

Oh, dear.

quote:
Originally posted by StreetRaver:
Take XTC, then you wake up in the morning wondering "wheres my underwear"

First item of business: stop doing e.

quote:

Ok theres this guy and he keeps messing with my girl and me. like if im not around he'll like make fun of her and shit and im like ok I'll beat the living shit out of him, but NO if i fight him her mom and dad wont let me see her for a while because if I fight him he'll keep messing with her and come after her and shit. what im about to type in is a letter she wrote me so please give me advice on this topic.

Second item: purchase punctuation/grammar textbook.

quote:
This girl wrote:
StreetRaver-
yo wuz up? Nothin here I talked to Ryan (( the asshole dude)) this morning and asked him why he wants to fight you but not on school grounds co i asked him to meet us at the library off of school grounds. so you better be ready to fight if he dont back down, cuz i did this for you! bye i love you!
G/f-

Third: let this girl borrow the book.

quote:
ok now wasnt that panzi!! and/or f*cked up?
well gtg, please send the replys back
StreetRaver-

Lastly: find new friends.

Posted by StreetRaver on Sep. 07 2001,01:27

theres a problem in actually beating the hell out of him because if i beat the hell out of him i wont be able to see my g/f because if her parents find out ((which they will)) than they'll say "oh hes a fighter, we dont want him going out with her, get the fuck away from her" and shit like that. but if i dont fight him i get to stay with her and let her get fucked with by this guy along with him calling me a pussy for not fighting him. thats a big problem

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Take XTC, then you wake up in the morning wondering "wheres my underwear"

Posted by TheTaxMan on Sep. 07 2001,01:32

If the worst thing that ever happens to you in your life is some dude calls you a pussy you've got it good.

Oh yeah, should have brought a baseball bat, he wouldn't have gone after you at all. Say you've got a concealed weapon (or does that only work in Texas?)...

Also, I'm impressed that my handel is a dirty word.

Enj*y!

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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

This message has been edited by TheTaxMan on September 08, 2001 at 12:35 AM

Posted by just_dave on Sep. 07 2001,01:39

im not saying blow the guys brains out but take the theory and apply where needed. It aint your fault he brought a knife to a gun fight!

Posted by veilside on Sep. 07 2001,02:01

quote:
Originally posted by TheTaxMan:
Oh yeah, should have brought a baseball bat, he wouldn't have gone after you at all. Say you've got a concealed weapon (or does that only work in Texas?)...

hahahah...

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Sep. 07 2001,03:36

quote:
Originally posted by StreetRaver:
like if im not around he'll like make fun of her and shit and im like ok I'll beat the living shit out of him, but NO if i fight him her mom and dad wont let me see her for a while because if I fight him he'll keep messing with her and come after her and shit.

Like, how old are you? You sound like your like in junior high.

Just bust into your grand pappy's arsenal and drag out the 12 gauge and 9mm. This way you can blow that f*cker away and the f*cking teachers that f*cking taught you grammar.

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 07 2001,03:41

wait a minute, so did your girl friend know that you wouldn't get to see each other if you fought, before she set up the fight? it sounds like she's trying to fux0r you!

Posted by TheTaxMan on Sep. 07 2001,03:53

What? Proper fux0red?

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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

Posted by ASCIIMan on Sep. 07 2001,04:10

Umm... Offer to race him in your Honda after you upgrade it. Or lure him within 10 feet or so and blow his eardrums out.

Posted by StreetRaver on Sep. 07 2001,12:27

I know i can take him on and beat the fucking shit out of him, but I wont because I'd like stay with my g/f.Im not in junior high. Im in High school.

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Take XTC, then you wake up in the morning wondering "wheres my underwear"

Posted by Vulu on Sep. 07 2001,17:20

1) Why is your G/F setting fights up for you?
2) If you CAN beat the crap out of him - which I sincerely doubt because if you can they he would know this and leave your G/F alone - then break his fucking face. So you won't see your girlfriend for awhile. I'm sure the both of you can convince her parents that it was for her safety.
3) Don't call ecstasy: XTC. Once you reach 17 you'll realize that it's not very cool. Call it E or X.

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.:< JB >:.

Posted by StreetRaver on Sep. 08 2001,02:23

Holly shit that could work. or i could put peanut butter on him and let the squirrels get him HEHE

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Take XTC, then you wake up in the morning wondering "wheres my underwear"

Posted by JLb_8 on Sep. 08 2001,05:40

well break his face so bad that he wont be able to tell who did it. or just chain him to a tree for a couple of nights and take pictures of him naked with a sheep. then u've got blackmail

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Leave the kids alone -
with me!

Posted by JLb_8 on Sep. 08 2001,16:36

hey we dont need no hippy crap around here pal.

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Leave the kids alone -
with me!

Posted by Hellraiser on Sep. 08 2001,17:14

I suggest whatever you do don't get into a fight. Its rarely if ever worth it, even if the opposing party is a complete and utter kneebiter.

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.

Posted by StreetRaver on Sep. 08 2001,20:42

Ok ive discided not to fight this guy. I found out that I Love her too much to let her go over a stupid retard ass fight because he doesnt like me. but if i find him touching her im going to beat the living shit out of him, thats only if he touchs her. but thanks everyone for your advice and comments.

StreetRaver-

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Take XTC, then you wake up in the morning wondering "wheres my underwear"

Posted by Beldurin on Sep. 09 2001,05:06

quote:
Originally posted by JLb_8:
hey we dont need no hippy crap around here pal.

Yeah, and get a haircut!

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

Posted by JLb_8 on Sep. 09 2001,09:02

can i beat the living shit out of him anywayz i need to vent some anger for no particular reason

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Leave the kids alone -
with me!

Posted by Der_Teufel on Sep. 09 2001,12:24

quote:
Originally posted by TheTaxMan:
What? Proper fux0red?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.... I love that movie. Snatch rules!

Posted by StreetRaver on Sep. 09 2001,12:43

ok WTF is up with the movie thing? and do what ever you want to this guy

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Take XTC, then you wake up in the morning wondering "wheres my underwear"

Posted by EvilGenius on Sep. 09 2001,15:30

*laugh* Snatch *laugh* good flick... just beat up the guy, you'll find another girl sooner or later when you go baching the one you have to your friends... it's a vicious cycle, at least get yourself a good ass-whoopin in there somewhere..

Posted by StreetRaver on Sep. 09 2001,16:35

HeH i could do that and just go to clearwater beach and cruz down there around south side and pick up a few numbers and stuff. Hey there are alot of fine looking ladys at that joint and around liquid blue but hey i cant really go in yet. but true i could eather get a really hot looking girl or get the shit kicked out of me by her b/f by hitting in her. and that shit could happen sence there is alot of gang stuff going on,thats why you where white when you go there, and you dont want to mess with them.

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Take XTC, then you wake up in the morning wondering "wheres my underwear"

Posted by EvilGenius on Sep. 09 2001,18:43

yeah right, florida gang shit is stupid... and the only place it really exists in a gang sense is miami... but as for me, i'm not a red-neck nore will i ever be but i'll be apart of my Dixie Mafia till death... weeee!

Posted by StreetRaver on Sep. 14 2001,02:07

Wait have you ever been to clearwater beach by anychance or perhaps went to liquid blue

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Take XTC, Then you wake up in the morning wondering "Wheres My Underwear?"

Posted by StreetRaver on Sep. 25 2001,16:46

OK!! This is weard. the kid i had a problem with is actually being sort of nice and doesnt want to fight. I guessi scared the living shit out of him or something, I'm not sure.

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Take XTC, Then you wake up in the morning wondering "Wheres My Underwear?"

Posted by Greasemonk on Sep. 25 2001,16:52

Just have a dance contest at a local Rave. Bring like 4 strings with glosticks and whoever twirls the longest gets to go out with the chic!

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Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

Posted by peregrin on Sep. 25 2001,18:20

Yes, I suppose that would negate my arguement and make me look like quite an ass. Sorry guys. I will rant more responsibly in the future.

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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
-steve wright
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Sep. 25 2001,18:26

quote:
Originally posted by StreetRaver:
wait have you ever been to clearwater beach by anychance or perhaps went to liquid blue

Alright raver. Fess up. You're really dkb right?

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"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."
-- Buckaroo Banzai

Posted by peregrin on Sep. 26 2001,05:22

quote:
Originally posted by StreetRaver:
HeH i could do that and just go to clearwater beach and cruz down there around south side and pick up a few numbers and stuff. Hey there are alot of fine looking ladys at that joint and around liquid blue but hey i cant really go in yet. but true i could eather get a really hot looking girl or get the shit kicked out of me by her b/f by hitting in her. and that shit could happen sence there is alot of gang stuff going on,thats why you where white when you go there, and you dont want to mess with them.

Honestly kid, are you sure your not in junior high? I dont mean to rip on you... scratch that; yes, I do mean to rip on you; your spelling is the worst I have seen since last I got a letter from my six year old brother. While I am aware that because "1337"ness of everyone on this site, everyone, including myself spells things "differently" (pr0n, 1337, etc.), it seems that you are somewhat hell-bent on taking it to the extremes. I suppose it's possible you simply have a lot of typos, but even in that circumstance I would be forced to ask you to try to avoid significantly lowering the average I.Q. of the posting community.

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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
-steve wright
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.

*edit- p.s. Was anyone actually impressed by this kids ability to talk about fighting?

This message has been edited by peregrin on September 26, 2001 at 01:17 PM

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Sep. 26 2001,05:42

Note to forum: when ridiculing someone's grammar, it is generally a good idea to avoid using your in place of you're. Also, make sure your syntax doesn't equate to a heaping mound of shit.

Posted by YouGunnaStopMe? on Sep. 26 2001,17:58

quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Alright raver. Fess up. [b]You're really dkb right?
[/B]

Thats pretty harsh man. If I were DKB, I'd kill anyone who even thought I was close to being like StreetRaver.

Posted by SHOUTcasterPat on Sep. 26 2001,19:04

Not a jury in the world would convict a junior high school student who claims to be a "1337 h4x0r" and has the grammar of a 4-year-old...so fight already!

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"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc. 1989