Topic: Top 100 Foods
started by: CowboyNeal
bacon
pork
gravy
mashed potatoes
roast beef with those little bits of garlic
those HungryMan TV dinners...great when you don't have time to cook
manwich
spaghetti
taco salad without the salad
big macs
french fries
chips
dip
chips with dip (mmmm)
nacho cheese
Doreetos
hamburger helper (w/ extra helpings)
tuna helper
chicken helper
dolphin helper
rice-a-roni with extra roni
Ezell's Fried Chicken (sometimes i stay for a couple days because by the time i finish my first bucket im hungry again...and Ezell will give you a sponge bath if you ask right...just make sure he stays above the equator!)
Shake and Bake
burritos
Taco Bell
SPAM
Honey roasted _________
cornbread
lunchables
ham hocks
spantelope
gizzards
hippos
exotic birds (AND their eggs)
anything by willy wonka
spaghetti-os
Bugles
pork rinds
condor egg omelettes
64 slices of american cheese
50 clams
guacamole
Subway
Life Savers
oysters on the whole shell
______ jerky
tangy bbq sauce
Whoopin' Ass Hot Sauce
chow mein
chow fun
chow
chop suey
_____ dumplings
mu shu pork/chicken/beef with those succulent pancakes
millions of peaches, peaches for me
chocolate chips
refried beans
Chase's dick as a light snack...emphasis on light
free range buffalo
emu
Yodels
creme d'anything
Yoplait Go-Gurt ...without the go
Ice cold gulp! and a big grab of chips! whatever you want!
gold (full of minerals!)
ribs (not just babyback...the ENTIRE back)
fish and chips
fried clams with tar-tar
catsup, ketchup
non-hydrogenated soybean oil
potatoes with all the fixin's
corn on the cob
watermelon
coleslaw
potato salad
shrimp cocktail
shrimp scampi
shrimp kabobs
shrimp soup
shrimp steaks
shrimp souffle
deep fried shrimp
tossed salad w/out the salad
DONUTS!
Ding Dongs
Twinkie filling
Steakums
Baskin and Robbins...all 31-derful flavors
crackers and salami
mutt loaf
meat loaf
pork chops n' applesauce
sukiyaki
teriyaki
tempura
miso soup
fondue
Chinese __________
gorditas
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I'm a bad little cowboy and I like it.*
*by little i mean huge**
**and by Cowboy I mean fat-ass
This message has been edited by CowboyNeal on July 16, 2001 at 05:19 PM
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Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby thats all we need. We can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumble weed. As the marijuana burn we can take our turn, singing them dirty rap songs. Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, and sell tapes from here to hong kong.
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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >
quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
... you're INSANE! ...
heh hehheh you said "Urine Stain" heheh heheh heh heh
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heh hehheh you said "Urine Stain" heheh heheh heh heh
Urine Stain...! That's PERFECT for the list!
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I'm a bad little cowboy and I like it.*
*by little i mean huge**
**and by Cowboy I mean fat-ass
Pork Ramen
Oriental Ramen
Mushroom Ramen
Pork and Beef Ramen
Chicken Ramen
Pork and Chicken Ramen...
Enjoy!
strawberries
icecream
whipped cream
honey
icecubes (I eat them right out of the drinks, though it's not good for my teeth)
pizza
pasta
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I can resist everything - except Temptation. (Oscar Wilde)
I think! :Confused:
Fruit.
More meat.
Vegetables (like peppers).
Even more meat.
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Ya know, Cowboy...I'm really starting to like you.
I like meat too! Boy, we have a lot in common. OH, you meant THAT kind of meat...not steak (hmm, that could go a few ways, couldn't it! ah well, just serves to confuse EVEN more...). You know, I think I'll get some steak right now. If you know what I mean. Just a few for the road...
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I'm a bad little cowboy and I like it.*
*by little i mean huge**
**and by Cowboy I mean fat-ass
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Originally posted by pengu1nn:
1. poontang pie
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding We have a winner.
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Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby thats all we need. We can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumble weed. As the marijuana burn we can take our turn, singing them dirty rap songs. Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, and sell tapes from here to hong kong.
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Originally posted by LiNeY:
chocolate
strawberries
icecream
whipped cream
honey
icecubes (BODY SHOTS!)
pizza
pasta[/B]
Heeeeeey baby you read my mind.
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Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby thats all we need. We can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumble weed. As the marijuana burn we can take our turn, singing them dirty rap songs. Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, and sell tapes from here to hong kong.
All food is yum yum
Why is eating SO fun?!
I like Buttsketti
and Licksanga
and Chili Concocknees
and Titelini
and I have to agree with Pengu1nn's
Poontang Pie lastly!
WOW! WHAT a feast!
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Originally posted by Sithiee:
afro is a good newbie. he adds intelligent comments, and doesnt go flaming people that he shouldnt. well done.
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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Heeeeeey baby you read my mind.
LOL
For my favourite types of pie, go to < www.badassmofo.com > and check their 'pieclopaedia'.
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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...
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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >
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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
<Off topic>Why DO men like their woman shaved down there??? I say the hairyer, the better!
HAHAHA...maybe more guys than you realized like the pr0n *smacking* sound of a good wanker spanking during sex...bare poon makes for better sound.
OR...for the far less scratchy feel of even more naked skin exposed when having sex
OR...for the oral dining pleasures of the gentlemen (or ladies if they go that way too), it's a much smoother ride.
Women like it a lot of times because it exposes the clit to more vicious action.
Can I have a hell yeah? ok...fuck that ... mostly guys here so I stick to the pr0n spanking theory.
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Originally posted by Ash:
Hell yeah PTL!Not getting one of those damn hairs in your mouth is reason enough.
-Ash
Yep yep...that goes for men too *hint hint*
Trim that fur once in a while and you just MIGHT get more and better head. And if she's still being a crybaby biznitch go with the club and drag theory. Works great for me in most circimstances.
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Originally posted by CowboyNeil:
Chase's dick as a light snack...emphasis on light
hahaha
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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >
I think PG has an obsession with bushes
Not getting one of those damn hairs in your mouth is reason enough.
-Ash
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Originally posted by t|nt|n:
I think PG has an obsession with bushes
< A fair observation. >
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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >
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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
< A fair observation. >
someone shoot me, i can not believe i just read that. pg, please don't do drugs
This message has been edited by pengu1nn on July 20, 2001 at 01:03 PM
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Originally posted by t|nt|n:
You get that terrible itch down there if ya shave it though
So don't shave...just a trim works...
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Originally posted by Pengu1nn:
you get hair tilcking your nose and in your teeth.
^^^ Goes for the SAME for guys. Trimming helps that and it doesn't require a full shave. just nothin like stubble in the groinal area...mmmph!
It does prevent your chicky from sneezing on your dick though when she gets a snoot full of hair.
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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
A fair observation.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
someone shoot me, i can not believe i just read that. pg, please don't do drugs
HAHAHAHA!!!
so sorry...that just struck me as hilarious.
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Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:
....Can I have a hell yeah? ok...fuck that ... mostly guys here.....
It maybe mostly guys, but not only, so I'll give ya a
HELL YEAH!
And on a side note, if ya shave it often enough, it'll stop itching after awhile, and causing such bad razor burn.
It's nice to have some backing once in a while