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Forum: The Classroom
Topic: My Feelings Have Been Hurt...
started by: DngrMouse

Posted by DngrMouse on Jul. 15 2001,14:44

...by the very witty insults on this forum. As we know, homosexual references are just bust-a-gut hilarious these days. The insults stack up on the internet. The next thing that hurt my feelings was somebody saying they had sex with my mom and my sister. Now, normally (before I had a brain) I would have found this very funny. However after a solid 6 years of hearing the exact same insult, it's just doesn't have the charm it used to. So please Detonate.net comedians, come up with some better insults if you're going to flame me.

Thank you,
DangerMouse

Posted by porn_dealer on Jul. 15 2001,15:03

Ok, what if I told you I had sex with your cousin?

EDIT: Female cousin

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This message has been edited by porn_dealer on July 16, 2001 at 10:03 AM

Posted by CowboyNeal on Jul. 15 2001,15:19

Ok, ok! I had sex with you!

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Posted by DngrMouse on Jul. 15 2001,15:52

How about we just cut all the "I had sex with your [anybody in my family tree]"

Posted by pengu1nn on Jul. 15 2001,15:54

i had sex with your fish

Posted by t|nt|n on Jul. 15 2001,15:57

Just do what I do, admit that your mother is a ho and that your father is her pimp.

Then comment on all the cool things that the extra money buys.

Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 15 2001,16:37

are you cowboyneal of /. or just an impersonator

why did i even ask

Posted by SLATE on Jul. 15 2001,16:42

quote:
Originally posted by DngrMouse:
...by the very witty insults on this forum. As we know, homosexual references are just bust-a-gut hilarious these days. The insults stack up on the internet. The next thing that hurt my feelings was somebody saying they had sex with my mom and my sister. Now, normally (before I had a brain) I would have found this very funny. However after a solid 6 years of hearing the exact same insult, it's just doesn't have the charm it used to. So please Detonate.net comedians, come up with some better insults if you're going to flame me.
Thank you,
DangerMouse

I dont need to make any more comments on you.. Why? I'll tell you why.
You are lame, noone here likes you, not a single person. Noone gives a shit about what you post, you are only wasting your time. Noone would care if you died. In fact, in my mind, from this point forward, you no longer exist.

Posted by SLATE on Jul. 15 2001,18:32

Exactly, when? Not once have I seen anything good come out of dngrmouse

Afropik or something seems cool, as does the pickle chick. Dys seems alright too...

Posted by DngrMouse on Jul. 15 2001,18:53

SLATE you're the one nobody likes. You make pointless posts, say unfunny and old insults, and make an overall fool of yourself by trying to talk.

Posted by Spydir on Jul. 15 2001,19:05

I like slate. slate's cool. why is it all the newbies attack slate? I think they should attack catknight. I know I joke about ck a lot, but seriously, he's the one who's always bitching about newbies. slate just points out how much of an idiot each individual one is.

Oh yeah, I just don't like ck cuz he's a republican. Damn you!!!

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Posted by Sithiee on Jul. 15 2001,19:26

dngrmouse, if no one liked slate, and no one found him funny, then why is it that people are always laughing at things he says and conversing with him? oh right, because we hate him and hes not funny. thanks for clearing that up. at least he never changed one of his posts to make it look like all the people flaming him were the idiots. unlike YOU. moron. i hope that someone rapes you in your virgin ass hole soon. unless its not a virgin asshole. then they should shove a huge watermelon up your asshole. that would be funny.

oh yeah, i had sex with your grandma.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
does anyone not notcie that sithee isnt actually talking out of his ass like a lot of people here

Posted by DngrMouse on Jul. 15 2001,19:50

the second Slate says something even remotely funny and original I will leave the boards. Promise.

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 15 2001,20:43

quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
Afropik or something seems cool, as does the pickle chick. Dys seems alright too...

*sniff sniff*
I think I'm gonna cry!
nahhh

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 15 2001,20:48

Spankings all around...comeon boys, play nice.

Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 15 2001,21:01

im not really a republican. i'm more of what you would call... "NOT AN IDIOT".

Posted by Dysorderia on Jul. 15 2001,21:56

quote:
Originally posted by DngrMouse:
SLATE you're the one nobody likes. You make pointless posts, say unfunny and old insults, and make an overall fool of yourself by trying to talk.

This is a case of the Pot calling the Kettle black.

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Posted by Dysorderia on Jul. 15 2001,21:59

quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
Dys seems alright too...

Posted by Non on Jul. 15 2001,22:07

A lot of Slate's post are just totally unbased flames on n00bs. Hell he even got on my case when i started posting instead of just reading, i forget over what, but i remember i felt it was unjustified.

Posted by SLATE on Jul. 15 2001,22:20

quote:
Originally posted by Non:
A lot of Slate's post are just totally unbased flames on n00bs. Hell he even got on my case when i started posting instead of just reading, i forget over what, but i remember i felt it was unjustified.

You've grown on me. Certain things just piss me off, especially when a new guy do any of the following:
a) talk shit about someone here that I like/admire
b) post a new topic about the same topic 4 topics below it in the listing
c) post a news story that noone really cares about
d) change their posts to make it look like someone is flaming them for no apparent reason
e) insults me for some reason

Also, sith, thanks.. same to you spydir.

1 last thing. Dngrmouse, I want a written promise that you will leave here the moment I saw/do something remotely funny.

Posted by SLATE on Jul. 15 2001,22:58

Non: < http://www.detonate.net/ubb/Forum1/HTML/001013.html >

Posted by incubus on Jul. 15 2001,23:03

Posted by Non on Jul. 15 2001,23:07

It's all coming back to me.

Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 16 2001,01:11

I thought the Pr0n Mentos commertials was a pretty damn genious comedy bit by SLATE. It wouldn't be the same around here without him.

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Posted by DngrMouse on Jul. 16 2001,01:15

SLATE didn't make that, I saw it 3 years ago

Posted by SLATE on Jul. 16 2001,01:36

quote:
Originally posted by DngrMouse:
SLATE didn't make that, I saw it 3 years ago

no, you saw poontos, not my movie.

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jul. 16 2001,02:58

quote:
Originally posted by DngrMouse:
...wah!!! WAH!!!!!! ::sniff:: WAH!!! YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!!!! I HATE YOU!!! WAH!!!

I think the Trial of the Flames is cracking him, boys.

DngrMouse : Everyone takes a flamethrower in the face here, from time to time. If you can take it, stay. If you can't, < leave >. Your choice.

Posted by jim on Jul. 16 2001,05:04

Oh yeah.... THIS is why I took a DetNet vacation....

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Posted by Vigilante on Jul. 16 2001,05:25

I like him. I give a shit about what he posts.

Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 16 2001,05:27

yeah whats with the random extreme prejudiced flaming against a few people? like dangermouse and dysordia...they make decent posts...

Posted by DuSTman on Jul. 16 2001,05:33

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
they make decent posts...

When?

Posted by SLATE on Jul. 16 2001,20:52

quote:
Originally posted by TheTaxMan:
SLATE never flamed me...
I feel used and unwanted. I think I'll go start a thread about how I hate all of you. But wait, if I hated all of you, why would I post? That would only make me a) stupid, b) damn near a hypocrit, or c) attention starved. Everyone hates me! It's me against the world!

Fuck you, quite whining, newbie.
Feel better?

Reasons i never flamed you:
You didnt do anything on my list. You were insightful. Plus, you made the "DngrMouse: What is he and Where Does he Come From? " thread!!!

Posted by TheTaxMan on Jul. 17 2001,05:29

SLATE never flamed me...

I feel used and unwanted. I think I'll go start a thread about how I hate all of you. But wait, if I hated all of you, why would I post? That would only make me a) stupid, b) damn near a hypocrit, or c) attention starved. Everyone hates me! It's me against the world!

Posted by Vulu on Jul. 17 2001,05:59

quote:
Originally posted by jim:
Oh yeah.... [b]THIS is why I took a DetNet vacation....
[/B]

Oh. My. God.
For once I agree with what Jim says.

Everyone has got to chill the fuck out
DngrMouse - "If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen" I understand that you probably feel like shit cuz everyone is flaming you. But you can't take everyone's flaming personally. Most of us are just joking when we flame someone, and the flamage of newbies is like a tradition. Not only in forums, EVERYWHERE. So we hurt your poor feelings? Awwww...cry me a river. I don't care. Most of us don't care. If you say something stupid, or do something stupid, expcet to get flamed for it. Everyone here flames people and gets flamed at one point or another. Deal with it. As for your comments about SLATE - if no one liked him, he would've been syf0nized a long time ago. He wouldn't keep coming back to post if we didn't like him. OK, so YOU don't like him. Fair enough, but I find it highly offensive that you speak on my behalf. Don't do it again.