first, if i was Eryn and i saw that post, i'd dump you right now. you're an arrogant idiot who sees your girlfriend as nothing more than a trophy necessary to overcome your geekdom. you've obviously not realized that it's not a good idea to join a forum and start off by attempting to insult the rest of the membership.

oh, and i'm not one of those 15 year old porn addicted guys that you seem so sure are the population of detonate.net. surprise, surprise, i actually go out. and i do so wearing my 'got root?' t-shirt.

i don't have a girlfriend, then again, i can't figure out why i'd want one, since that would seriously hamper my life as a straight chick.

what's so wrong with any of these guys here wanting a woman who is as much of a geek as they are? and those of us chicks who are good lookin, have mad skills, and want geeky guys are out here. then again, you wouldn't care, since your girlfriend is just a trophy to you.

how fucking cave-man can you get? you sat here and described her measurements, then told us she has no haxoring skills...and you think we'll believe that you weren't out for a trophy? HA.

you compare your girlfriend to getting a fuckin computer part, and you want us all to bow down and worship you as some god of real life? go crawl back under your damn rock. take another month off from the internet. your schtick is lame, and it doesn't belong here.

geek guys are great. they actually understand why i mumble stuff like 'binary op code' in my sleep. don't let this lunkhead discourage you dudes who actually care about havin a girlfriend you can talk to about what you do all day. girls like that exist. take it from one who is.

oh, DeKkA you're not 'the person with a girlfriend' you're 'the caveman with the trophy.'

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

Dekk = lam0r, |-|4\/\/ |-|4\/\/

kuru, YUO=FAG0T

oh and dekka as you well now, all 15-year old porn surfin geeks are over in DPPH at something awful, so fuck the hell off.

kuru, relax girlfriend, you too uptight. perhaps a little lady lovin could calm you down girl.

regards, reman

ps for the humour impaired the contents of this post was meant to illicit a chuckle at least.

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They say "You think your good don't you".
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May I remind you guys that I'm the person who has a girlfriend in real life...
-DeKkA

and if that means that he spends more time IRCing with me than talking to me IRL, then thats also ok... and IMHO thats more important than anyone else's perception.

if being a geek is what makes my b.f happy, than thats what he must do

and just got i got root doesnt mean i'm not a babe *grin*

i'm not offended, so don't go gettin that idea, but damn, that joke is old. could we have some jokes about my industrial strength dildo collection?

i do need to get laid tho. now accepting male applicants at door #1.

don't take this too seriously... but if lesbians really are turned off by everything male, why do they use dildos? ...

(yes i was trying to see how many different emoticons i could use in one post)

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

kuru -- marry me ?

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

Hrmm.... chicks are just complicated to me. I mean, i'll do almost ANYTHING fora chick to notice me (including climbing up one of the temp-trailor classrooms at school) and nothing.... i dont think im < ooogly >, and i have plenty of friends (and even more people who hate me, but i dont know why), and im pretty damned smart (aside from computers), and im nice and blah blah blah, nothing.

eeeh, i guess im just a loser or something. excuse me, ive got to go cry now

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UT 0wnz j00 all!

example:

her:"I dont really think anyone at school really likes me right now."
me:"Trust me, i know people who do, i really do, you have got to trust me on this."
her:"No, i think youre wrong."

wtf??? how much more obvious can i get without saying "hey, it's me!!!"???

yer definately not oogly. far from it. those chicks need to wake up and realize what's right in front of 'em.

don't cry

sithiee.. when she says that tell her that you're right about how you feel, and see if she gets the hint.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

well i gotta say, i don't have a problem saying that some hot lesbo action will solve any problem.

two guys havin a fight? hot lesbo action will calm em right down, and get them so pacified they wont think of fightin for a week.

can't get your car started? hot lesbo action, will get you some manly help as quick as a wink.

middle east crisis? hot lesbo action will get those jews and muslims talking about you and not killing each other.

<TV anouncer voice>Hot Lesbo Action^tm get yours at all good department stores, now availble in roll on!</TV announcer voice>

regards, reman

[This message has been edited by reman (edited September 11, 2000).]

[This message has been edited by reman (edited September 11, 2000).]

there are two reasons i know i'm not into lesbo stuff.

1) naked chicks don't turn me on. if they did, i'd never leave my house.

2) if i were meant to lick pussy, mine would've been put somewhere that my mouth could reach it.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

OMG, it's 6:28am ... well at least I managed to fix this shitz0r of a computer at last.

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

* incubus stands at door #1.

*** kuru opens the gunk tank above $ũ's head

* incubus looks up
* incubus gets covered in thermal grease

<incubus> damnz0r.

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

[This message has been edited by incubus (edited September 11, 2000).]

If he feels he has to brag about his real life exploits on a net forum than I don't fink he's really escaped geek.dom

Yearning for girls and complaining about 'not getting any' is all part of growing up. Most people grow out of it.

As far as every one on detnet being "porn-addicted 15 year olds", thats not true I'm 20 years old and only a casual user of porn

Rhydant - don't worry about it, your not ugly.

Sithiee - I tend to be on the other side. Their have been a few occassion when I have been in a club, or at a party and I have had girls, women even!, flirt with me, 'give me the eye' (it a UK thing), but I have been too stupid to realise. It didn't have any thing to do with her it was me, prehaps you should try to make your intentions a little more clear, even a little more risque.

Check out:- < Joe Average's take on the whole thing girl thing. >

[This message has been edited by QBal (edited September 12, 2000).]

the reason i yelled at dekka is not that he has a girlfriend.....but that he felt the need to come here and brag about his trophy.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

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"If it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer."

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

incubus: maybe like they did in flatliners?

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

>>>Kuru: If I was out for a trophy girl I coulda just gone to a bar or club. I did it before and just kept meeting the wrong types of girls. And I couldn't care if Eryn had skillz or not and its a moot point anyways because I really couldn't care.

>>>In case you were wondering why I haven't been on it's because I've actually had to do reading for my University classes. I had no intentions of waiting here for the obvious immediate fallout, though it's quite apparent now I probably should have in order to avoid it having been taken so literally by Kuru.

>>>I know my statements are full of generalizations, that's the way I am, talk and speak. It's just Eryn has made my life so great lately I was hoping you guys could go out and see it for yourself.

>>>Addendum: comparing my girlfriend to the GForce was in a very bad idea. Thing is that before her, that was seriously one of THE coolest things that had happened to me. My life really was that like that and I had nothing else to compare it to.

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May I remind you guys that I'm the person who has a girlfriend in real life...
-DeKkA

also, update on my situation(above). i think she figured it out. we played this really childish game on the phone, which was basically "describe the person your interested in going out with", but it ended up that i could tell she was describing me, and i think she figured out i was describing me...now why we didnt actually say so, im not sure, but it was fuckin funny as hell...

quote:

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dekka said:

>>>The Original Plan: to use medium of HUMOUR (satire, sarcasm and hyperboles) to let you guys see that there's stuff beyond your board that can be just as great as what you're already doing. Maybe give some of you that little needed push toward some more interaction within society. If you don't go beyond the box, how will you know?

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uh.....dekka..... that's still really condescending for you to say. why would you assume that nobody here has a life and that it's your job to educate us all?

oh yeah, and the suggestion to dump your sig is one that i'd definately take up if i were you.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

So, in conclusion, dont be a smart ass, dumb ass.

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UT 0wnz j00 all!

DeKKa, you just come across as a bit of a condecending lam0r to me. I have a life, I have friends fun and whatever away from my computer, I spend quite a lot of time at the box admittedly, but I also have a very good social life. I'm studying computer science. I work in a pub. I meet people. And I still get excited when I see something overclocked by immersing it in Fluorinert. It certainly doesn't give you the right to preach just because a few regulars posted on here that they are single and don't like it. Hell ... many people spend years going clubbing to "find a partner" (as opposed to looking on IRC etc) and fail miserably ... theres too many factors in it all. You have a girli3. Big deal. It's not a new concept. Though I'm happy for you if it makes you happy, please don't use it as a battering ram to push it down people's throats, you really aren't all that special.

Later.

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

I've had a long break from detnet, but has anyone ever seen the creator of this thread before? According to the UBB he's a "lam0r". So ... is it just some random guy on crack trying to stir us up? Answers on a a postcard, please.

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

Sithiee: fake girlfriend? as in blow-up-doll kind of fake or going-to-be-on-jerry-springer-really-a-man-special-episode kind of fake?

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

[This message has been edited by kuru (edited September 13, 2000).]

then again, howard stern did a review of realdoll, so you never know.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

Oh and about the sig, I forgot to change it to something a little more realistic. I think I got it more accurate this time...

And while I'm here I'll respond with a well earned touche to Sithiee and Kuru for the way this thread developed. Normally I would say "Fuck You", except that I'm currently in a rather happy state and can take a joke.

Funny, I would have thought that if Kuru listened to Stern it would have got her a better sense and appreciation of vindictive humour...

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Eryn: she 0wns my ass.

This thread's kinda died now lol, oh well.

Mike

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

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