Topic: piercings
started by: peregrin
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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
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I'm glad it's over, I like my earring, and I probably won't be able to get anything else pierced ever again.
I do know a guy from school with a Prince Albert. His freshman year, he used to soak it in his roommate's cereal bowl everyday while he was in class... until the day he found out and kicked his ass. That's probably the funniest piercing story I've ever heard.
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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
-steve wright
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter
There are numerous other types of penile-piercings, but luckily i'm not very well versed in them.
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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
-steve wright
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter
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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
-steve wright
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter
What, pray, is a T-Bar? I've heard of it before and it sounds as if it would be incredibly painful. But then that's my imagination.
cheers
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Just your generic meaningless signature. Mix with 2 quarts water and stir till evenly coated.
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quote:
Originally posted by psaph:
smegger?
It was to relieve the pain. He would soak it in warm water probably to clean it and numb it a bit. He was sort of a wierdo to begin with. He was on the 6 year plan for an engineering degree... not that there's anything wrong with that, unless you have an ego the size of the goodyear blimp.
btw: smegger is an awesome word
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Originally posted by LazyGit:
What, pray, is a T-Bar?
I guarantee you it has nothing to do with a 'cr0bar'.
Ha.
I made a funny.
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Originally posted by Blain:
HEY!! [...]
There's nothing wrong with being on the 6 year plan, it's only when you have a god complex and a chosen major that I begin to wonder. That alone isn't enough, but knowing him convinced me... that and he soaked the head of his schlong in his roommate's cereal bowl.
To solve this problem he normally pissed in the bathtub.
The funny thing he did was aim between the toilet and the sink and hit both with his dual strem at the same time. Very funny...
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We cannot afford to overlook people with these abilities.
I'm gonna remember you said that when you complain about aliens not landing
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Also, if you look at the rate of acceptable piercings in men, in 20 years we will carry more than our body weight in pewter punched into our various parts.
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Originally posted by askheaves:
Also, if you look at the rate of acceptable piercings in men, in 20 years we will carry more than our body weight in pewter punched into our various parts.
Man, then I'd feel super-confident in a bar fight. "Hey man, you want a piece of--" *RIIPPP*
Enough piercings might actually act as a perforation line, so you could tear off ears, noses, scrotums, etc...
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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
-steve wright
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter
quote:
Originally posted by psaph:
Smegma is another word for 'dick cheese'. It's a secretion around the head of the penis that some guys get in unfortunate quantities. It's quite popular with the English.
er...the word or the cheese?
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It is called a Prince Albert because (surprise surprise) Prince Albert had it done so he could tie his cock out of the way when he went horse-riding - thus avoiding the infamous "sitting trot stiffie".
The funniest thing I've seen is my mate has one, and he likes to stand behind a door, whip his dick out on the opposite side of the the door, poke his head round grinning and "ding" the doorknob with his piercing (a PA).
The smarmy bastard stopped doing that when when the "ding ding ding" went "dunk!" and he trapped his foreskin between the piercing (surgical steel) and the doorknob (brass) with some force. Heh.
Mike
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-- incubus
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That was an unfortunate turn of phrase.
Anyway, knob cheese isn't popular over here, it's not a delicacy. However, smeghead is a derogative term invented by the writers of Red Dwarf a space sit-com from the eighties and early nineties and unfortunatley also the late nineties when it went crap because they got too much money and started showing off. It's the americans' fault.
So after we went through the stuff about not putting crowbars or cr0bar near your cock can someone tell me what a T-bar is?
cheers
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