Forum: The Classroom
Topic: Clever sexy uphomisim (sp?)
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 01 2000,12:57
Who's got a good one?
My favs:
launching the moisture seeking missile
riding the one eyed snake
doin the horizontal boogie
stuffin the muffin
patranizing the local pelvic reagon
playing slobber blues on the meat whistle
playing hide the salami
driving the skin bus to tuna town
getting a hot beef injection
parting the meat curtains
getting the skank on the hang low

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Posted by jptech on Jul. 01 2000,18:44
Go watch "Grumpy Old Men". Burgess Meredith had a few good ones (especially if you see the out-takes at the end)
Posted by Hellraiser on Jul. 02 2000,01:33
It's spelled euphemism FYI. How about the horizontal fox trot? There are others, but I can't think of them now.

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Posted by PsyShook on Jul. 02 2000,06:09
I was sent a whole page of these. I'll go and try and find it. There was a list around a couple hundred.
Posted by PsyShook on Jul. 03 2000,00:41
Seems I forot that the page was masturbation synonyms, but still funny. < http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~ewasserm/masterold.html >
Posted by Lordbrandon on Jul. 06 2000,19:57
im quite partial to hot beef injection
or riding the balony poney
or the bone rollercoaster

(i didnt evean try to spell blaogne balogney whatever)


Posted by Lordbrandon on Jul. 06 2000,19:59
laying pipe

bumpin uglys/fuzzies

knock boots

stickin the micky


Posted by Octavian on Jul. 08 2000,01:27
found an OLD list of these:

taking the holland tunnel
getting season tickets to the WNBA
oral arguments before the supreme court
interning at the white house
trading the "big unit" to houston
milkin' bessie
doing a boogie nights sequel
supersizing your big mac
ballot stuffing
researching a letter to penthouse
synchronized sinning
swiping the metrocard
vacationing down under
putting your catcher in the rye (damn that book sucked)
downloading
sinking the titanic
team pushups
saving ryan's privates
puffing the daddy
giving the one-gun salute
penning your teller



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