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Topic: somebody give me a drab of advice
started by: RenegadeSnark

Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jun. 07 2000,16:22

here's the deal... there's a 16 year old (i'm 15) chick that found her way into my driver's ed school. let's just associate 'natalie' with 'hot' and we'll be making a very large understatement.

so anyway, she is VERY open with me (she'd prolly tell me anything i asked her to)

she *had* a boyfriend for two years, a 19 year old, that prior to her had never even kissed a chick (cough...cough... what a lam0r) (and he wasn't even a computer nerd! hahahahahah)

she told me they screwed 4 times a day sometimes. so obviously that kicked me into gear, hell this hot chick i want is telling me what she does with bf's.

so i'm talking to her on the phone and i'm in the strangest mood. dunno why. (psycology interests me, but i have no 'real' training or knowledge, but i do know more than the average person). so i'm talking to her about her bf, basically "he knows he has u whooped and he has nothing to lose" and the same thing the other way.

1 week later, her bf and her break up (i'm such a shit! she said it was her fault tho but maybe its something i said.. oh well) and due to really odd circumstances i don't talk to her for a week.

well going back for a moment i remember her saying she likes a smart guy, isn't too worried what he looks like... she doesn't know im even faintly involved in computers... but she gave me the advice when i said i was on the net to 'stick with computers' cause she's had friends get rich. i just shut my trap for now. back to the present...

now that her and her bf are no more, she's been screwing around with this other 19 year old. due to strange circumstances i haven't talked to her much more than 2 minutes in the past 1.5 weeks.

damnit all i can say is i want her.

What do I do?

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[This message has been edited by RenegadeSnark (edited June 08, 2000).]

Posted by Anztac on Jun. 07 2000,18:11

ok lets see, theres making contact, then talking to her, talking to her some more, get in a conversation and right when your done you hit her with it..."Good bye"! see I'm crazy genius. rinse and repeat.

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Posted by SLATE on Jun. 07 2000,20:09

she doesnt seem to like you more then a close friend..

i hate chicks.. they piss me off.. and i feel special though, cause
a) i started askin for girl advice on here hehe
b) cr0bar posted my chat room thingy on he main page
but i suck too cause I got rejected today

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Posted by eng_man on Jun. 07 2000,20:43

KNOCK THAT LOOSE BITCH UP!!!

Well ... if you dig whores, just call her up and say you wanna get a little sumptin sumptin. Seein as how she likes to bang she'll probably oblige.

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Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 07 2000,21:26

tell her "i like you, you like me, lets go fuck", and if it doesnt work, you can just know you wont have to listen to her talk about screwing other guys...seems like a win win situation to me...unless you actually like just being her friend.

Posted by Octavian on Jun. 08 2000,00:31

seriously, if she has been talking to you about very personal material, and hasn't been showing a lot of sexual interest, get the hell out of there! i did that with three chicks for like a year. i liked them all, expecially one, and i was like their personal psychologist (i know more than most people, and i've had a LOT of practice). i helped them out a lot, but only one of them showed interest after a while, and by then she was a bit of a whore (thanks a lot nero). choose now if you want to be friends or more. if more, talk to her NOW and tell you how you feel. if you're ok with friends, then go nuts, just don't expect more. just my opinion derived from a little experience.

Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jun. 08 2000,00:40

eh heh, she's on the fone right now... sleeping (it's 12:38)
i just dun want to hang up and have her be like wtf?

so anyway about 5 minutes later she said something in her sleep... sounded like twist it harder.. oh ya baby...

and i'm not making this up either...

tomorrow we're gonna meet up, anyone got any really good girl-grabbin ideas?

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Posted by cr0bar on Jun. 08 2000,02:05

Take it from me:

Tell her you know the webmaster of a really popular site (detnet), and she'll swoon at how leet you are. Then, fly her over for dinner at my place on your massive expense account where she will promptly become enamored with me, and then we can begin to exclude you.

It's the only way.

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Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jun. 08 2000,02:41

lol sup cr0... good to see u breathing again on the site and not just aim

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Posted by Nero on Jun. 08 2000,05:30

talk to her.

Posted by DuSTman on Jun. 08 2000,09:14

One word: hypnosis!

Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jun. 08 2000,10:38

Hahahah, it's 10:37 PM and she's coming at 2:30, anyone wanna give me a crash corse in hypnosis???

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Posted by Hellraiser on Jun. 08 2000,10:55

Dangle your watch from its chain in front of her like a pendulum, and chant in a low, calm voice, "You are under my control now. You think I am the coolest guy in the world. You think I'm cute. You want to have sex with me." etc. If that doesn't work, hit her on the head with a rubber mallet, and drag her off into the corner.

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Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jun. 08 2000,10:56

you people are insane.

i like it

agagaga, she's not goin out wit that other 19 yr old yet, im gona seduce her today

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Posted by Lordbrandon on Jun. 08 2000,12:31

who do you want to seduce today?

Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jun. 08 2000,12:33

Microsoft Condoms, now there's something I just can't wear.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 08 2000,12:38

just go for it. nail the little slut and be done with it. There are 2 types of people in this world, preators and prey and if your not one you are the other. Its better to be a wolf than a sheep.

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Posted by Nero on Jun. 09 2000,05:29

predators and prey. hell yeah. who you gonna be, the fucker or the fuckee? i imagine it would hurt a helluva lot to be the fuckee...

and octavian, you had how many chances and didn't do anything? besides, i never romped her, so how's she such a ho?

Posted by Proteun on Jun. 09 2000,05:47

I guess I'm a little late to try to jump in and save our little RenegadeShark, but, Don't Do it! Keep yourself in control! Girls like that piss me off, because they know that they have you buy the balls, and they love it all. I think that you should say to her, I'm into you, I want more than we have. Be a little more slick than that, but you get the idea. Some people have called this, "The Talk" women I know seek it, men I know fear it, you must be able to use it to your advantage. I said this to Slate, and I'll say it to you, Don't want what you can't have, you just drive yourself crazy. Unfortunately if we only want what we can have we become unfulfilled. have you asked her if you could be her boyfriendish unit? In so many cases you never know what you can have until you try to get it. So, let us all know.

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