Topic: How would you take over the world?
started by: Lordbrandon
marc c says robots
But of course, it would be with a spiffier (suite of) product(s). :)
BAH! Who am I kidding? :-P Atleast with the unadulterated M$ way, you get to hear the tortured screams of those you crush as well as see the naked despair when their hope of porting over to a diff OS dies. Mwahahahahahah
What? You want more? Take THAT! *boof*
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Originally posted by Sithiee:
pinky and the brain had it right, its all ab out the free tshirts...everyone loves free tshirts
For once, Sithiee, i disagree
SCHOOL IS BORING
and umm the best way to take over the world is to kill everyone but yourself, then you become the leader..
oh yeah, don't forget, make sure you leave a lot of girls a live.. hot girls.. like ch1kie or something and then 'multiply' and create the perfect race of SLATE's and hotgirls..
they'd be force to 'multiply' with me.. or go with other girls... either way it would be cool.. cause i'd rule the world and it would be illegal for them to be in private when they 'multiply' even though they can't.. see what school does to your mind!?
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my halflife mod - The Streets
http://www.the-streets.net
modellers needed!!!
who realy wants it?
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The gene pool has no life guard, support the GPPTF (Gene Pool Purification Task Force)
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Past and future pr0n star :)
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my halflife mod - The Streets
http://www.the-streets.net
modellers needed!!!
get elected president and move the people you want to save into a deep bunker and kickstart armogeddon with a few well placed nukes. if you live through it the world is yours. Granted you cant do anything with it for quite some time but hey its all yours.
(ok, its not a good plan but im in a foul mood)
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The gene pool has no life guard, support the GPPTF (Gene Pool Purification Task Force)
< http://www.geocities.com/jgoeke610/ >
Past and future pr0n star :)
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They have cats in the future?
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-marcc
< lmao.cjb.net - funny pictures >.
I could just step on your little shiny robots.
I supposed that a Macros would also suffice.
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They have cats in the future?
< http://minievil.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html >
please note: I didn't make this list or site. I wish I had made the list.
create links for close friends to invent digital telepathy then share thoughts across all connected minds to figure out a way to clone gray matter in a large ever expanding vat that whould even further augment my already tremendous mental capacity. influence goverments through the control of information
seize all remaining private and military computer networks.expand my consciousnous across the entire planet. then launch colony pods to the other planets in the solor system.
build a 7000 mile long rail gun around jupiter to launch colony pods to other stars in the galaxy. leave earth to let the rest of humanity evolve as they will. spread to the core of the our galaxy and use all the matter at the core to make the ubermind. launch to other galaxys and other superclusters. then flow into other dimentions to acheve a higher plane of exestence. Then just kick back.
HACK THE PLANET!!!
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Royal with Cheese!
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Where is that tubby bitch??
the world runs on soccer/football. really football, in america with helmets and shit, in the rest of the world with your feet. so what i want to do is pull a ms type thing by making soccer the only professional sport/amusement in the world. i'll advertise, i'll blow up competing arenas/parks, i'll buy off the justice department. then, when the whole world has no choice but to watch soccer (football, for kayy et al) if they want to see professional sports, i'll be able to control them. it won't be as effective with most women, but their boyfriends and husbands will have no choice but to watch my games and see my advertisements. they'll buy my merchandise, my season passes, and they'll spank it while watching my cheerleaders. i'll basically take over the world by controlling its economy through entertainment.
so im sure there have been more advancements
biological storage devices and other biological computer componets
YOU WILL HACK THE PLANET FOR ME AND ONLY ME!!r5jkbkld fbjkjsdbfkl retrt ert r tert ertert tretert retertejksdbjfklbjfkljbflkjb fdklasbjfklsdjfbkljasdbfk lsdbfldf asdf kdfbksdbafjfhsdfjksdvbfjhdbsdbfjsdbfksdfkhjbjkahfjkhasdfbjkhasbdvhjacbsdjkhcbkhjsdbcjkhb
Now you are all my 1337 hax0r squad of death i acctually own j00 4ll
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Where is that tubby bitch??
[This message has been edited by AnimalPrime (edited June 12, 2000).]
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Just your generic meaningless signature. Mix with 2 quarts water and stir till evenly coated.
ok, time to get serious, and dispense my worthless knowledge, received via the new york times magazine.
They already have technology to wire humans into computers. It's in its infancy now, and used exclusively for stroke patients with no bodily control. The idea is that electrodes are set up to recieve impulses from the mind, specifically those to move body parts. The 'user', so to speak, performs the same mental action as, say, lifting their arm, and this signal is intercepted by the computer, and moves the mouse. I don't know about the whole ubermind idea, but digital telepathy is certainly something to think about. How about mental backups too? This was briefly mentioned in Total Annihilation, one side was multiplying by cloning, the other by copy *.* 'ing their brains into hardware. Cool idea.
BTW, join my quest to take over the world, and get an A in my class at < http://www.projectmarin.homestead.com >
its cool, you'll like it.
Slicer
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Why is it that as we grow older, paragraphs get longer?
as a side note they said his vision was 20/400. that's what my vision is, uncorrected...
muwahahahaha
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Originally posted by zac503:
i would train bunnies and cute puppies to kill because no one can resist a cute little animal adn they would all be under my control
muwahahahaha
One Problem with that! You are already under my control...see above post.... so it would never work and now all your bunnies and puppies and all that work in training them just defaults to me! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA hA HA HA HA HA
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Where is that tubby bitch??
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"Your all a bunch of fucking idiots"
-Jim Morrison
[This message has been edited by Bozeman (edited June 28, 2000).]
Not the Nene
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"Due to budgetary restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off until further notice."
http://www.angelfire.com/nv/neneshome/
kick ass....its like calling "shotgun!" for life.
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Originally posted by iso9k:
Yeah? well I created the "world's greatest abs in 1 second a day" workout video. So there
Whew...how can we compare?
You've even beat Suzanne Somers and the Thighmaster.
WE'RE NOT WORTHY!
kisses
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"Due to budgetary restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off until further notice."
http://www.angelfire.com/nv/neneshome/
NO MAN! 23Msec NOT 22!, 23! THATS THE NUMBER
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Originally posted by Rattman:
Hey Nene, your plan usualy works pretty good in all the movies, but make sure you only use it on those who havent looked at the overlord rule page, since there are several rules in regards to female companions.
Ah, but my cuteness can overcome!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
okay, maybe I'm just a WEE bit full of myself. Gotta have some type of an ego, even if it gets out of hand periodically.
Neneminator
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"Due to budgetary restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off until further notice."
http://www.angelfire.com/nv/neneshome/index.html
well, there's my girlfriend & her friend's solution.
it looks like it just might work.
--directhex
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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm