"American components, Russian components, there all made in Tiwan!"
Armageddon

"let me splaine...no time...i sum up."
Princess bride

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Past and future pr0n star :)

"Its funny. On the outside, I was a straight arrow, but I had to come to prison to become a criminal" - Andy Dufrane fom The Shawshank Redemption.

any of j00 who didnt like that movie, BAH ON J00!

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UT 0wnz j00 all!

"The Dude Abides"
Jeff Bridges in The Big Labowski

"If I weren't me, I'd be Jealous of Myself"
F. Nephi Grigg

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Like a flash I'm out-
-Proteun

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~Anztac - The guy who had the really long sig (formerly Kriegman)

"I am easily driven into a flying rage by blithering idiots"
-cr0bar [The god of this domain]

"Don't reward good looking guys with poontang."

Sadly his words seem to have little effect :(

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< www.slapmahfro.net >
ya know ya wanna slap it ...

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When darkness calls and the pain and suffering begin again, you can guarantee that I shall be the instigator.
-
Kevin "Kayy" Beadle, The Proprietor and Innovator of Kayyos-Vx WebDesigns.

"I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!" from SW EP1. I hope I got it right, it's been a while since I saw it.

There are more but I haven't slept for 36 hours and couldn't think of them.

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Just your generic meaningless signature. Mix with 2 quarts water and stir till evenly coated.

I think thats how it goes...
(WOLF 3d)

DIE ALLY SVEINHOUND!!!!!

--ADDED--
Here is a wonderful link to the .wav!!!

DIE ALLY SVEINHOUND!!!!!
(link might be down.... give it an hour)
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my halflife mod - The Streets
< http://www.the-streets.net >

modellers needed!!!

[This message has been edited by SLATE (edited June 07, 2000).]

The omni-present ellipsoid contemplates mass totalitarianism

I thought that one up in 6th grade.

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~Anztac - The guy who had the really long sig (formerly Kriegman)

"I am easily driven into a flying rage by blithering idiots"
-cr0bar [The god of this domain]

"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town."
-Ash, Army of Darkness

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or is could by you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
-Jules, Pulp Fiction

That is all.

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They have cats in the future?

history is concerned with results; motives and intentions are the business of ethics.

true, true.

In case you haven't kept up on current events, we just got our asses kicked man!

I say we go back to the ship and nuke the entire site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

Aliens

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Past and future pr0n star

[This message has been edited by Wolfguard (edited June 08, 2000).]

Gotta love mulder

Kisses,

Not the Nene

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"Spoken like a princess with a pea in her skull, not under her mattress" - Jade Syren

angelfire.com/nv/neneshome/

anybody know what 3:16 is i always see it and i dont know were the hell it is in the bible

"oh the eggman didnt do it doddi i knowit,
I know the eggman didnt do it now shutup and let me think mother!"
-pink flamingo

"I came here to chew bublegum and kick ass,
and im all out of gum."
-roudy rodney piper in they live, then duke nukem3D

As for 3:16, its a quote from wrestling, WWF to be exact, and it goes something like this... "Austin 3:16 Says - I JUST WHOOPED YOUR ASS!" ...and you wont find it in the bible, it isnt there, there is no book of austin, unfortunately.

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When darkness calls and the pain and suffering begin again, you can guarantee that I shall be the instigator.
-
Kevin "Kayy" Beadle, The Proprietor and Innovator of Kayyos-Vx WebDesigns.

But these are kewl too:
"If you go any faster we're gonna travel back in time!" - The Last Boyscout

"Have you been out NOT drinking again?" - Futurama, episode something

"We are the knights who say NI!" - MP And The Quest For The Holy Grail

What would john do if he was here? He would shoot everybody and smoke some cigarettes.

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Past and future pr0n star :)

quote:

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Originally posted by Wolfguard:
the best Last Boyscout line.

What would john do if he was here? He would shoot everybody and smoke some cigarettes.

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LOL!!! You are right! !! I love that line!

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jim
< Brews and Cues >

"Oh, my god! Becky look at her butt it is SOOOOOO BIG" - Baby got back

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Royal with Cheese!

No person is important enough to make me angry.
~ Carlos Castaneda ~

Next few are by Kurt Vonnegut:

'I could do with a little more dignity and maturity in our operations, because those are the things we're fighting for. But first of all we've got to fight, and fighting is necessarily undignified and immature.' "
-James Lasher,
Player Piano

"Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected."
-Slaughterhouse-Five

The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead."
-Wampeters, Foma and Granfalloons, "In a Manner that Must Shame God Himself"

"Artists use frauds to make human beings seem more wonderful than they really are. Dancers show us human beings who move much more gracefully than human beings really move. Films and books and plays show us people talking much more entertainingly than people really talk, make paltry human enterprises seem important. Singers and musicians show us human beings making sounds far more lovely than human beings really make. Architects give us temples in which something marvelous is obviously going on. Actually, practically nothing is going on."
-Wampeters, Foma and Granfalloons, "When I Was Twenty-One"

'I was a victim of a series of accidents as are we all.'
-Malachi Constant,
The Sirens of Titan

kinda long, but i love vonnegut.

quote:

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Originally posted by Kayy:
As for 3:16, its a quote from wrestling, WWF to be exact, and it goes something like this... "Austin 3:16 Says - I JUST WHOOPED YOUR ASS!" ...and you wont find it in the bible, it isnt there, there is no book of austin, unfortunately.

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I think Stone Cold was trying to play up all the ppl that stand, holding signs at sporting events that read: 'REPENT: JOHN 3:16'
etc. It goes something like: 'For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosover shalt believeth in him shall be saved , and have eternal life.' Somehting like that...it's been awhile.

Hm.. theres more..many more, just can't think of them right now

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

quote:

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Originally posted by Happyfish:
I think Stone Cold was trying to play up all the ppl that stand, holding signs at sporting events that read: 'REPENT: JOHN 3:16'
etc. It goes something like: 'For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosover shalt believeth in him shall be saved , and have eternal life.' Somehting like that...it's been awhile.

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It depends on what translation you use, the most common one is the KJV which goes like this: "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."

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Just your generic meaningless signature. Mix with 2 quarts water and stir till evenly coated.

"you tuch me again an ill kill you"
and after he kills the guy.
"i told him not to fucking tuch me"

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Past and future pr0n star :)

loosely quoted from ep 4 of pulpphantom.

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~Anztac - The guy who had the really long sig (formerly Kriegman)

"I am easily driven into a flying rage by blithering idiots"
-cr0bar [The god of this domain]

The Brother: Where's your wife?
The Sick Guy: She's at home...in the living room... *pause* ...and in the kitchen

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"If it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer."

Sean: "You should be ready for this."

Nick: "I'll do my best."

Sean: "Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen"

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"If it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer."

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"...but not country/western music, every man has his limits" - Trickster from BrainScan

I don't know if that is exact but hey it's 6:30am and I haven't slept yet ...

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ScruplaniS
"Nothing Dies More Quickly Than A New Idea In A Closed Mind."

"You cannot bend the spoon. To do that would be impossible. Instead, you must simply realize the truth."
"The truth?"
"There is no spoon."

if anyone can come up with somethin better for me, id love to hear

"Fungus sucking sack of maggot puke!"
Starship troopers.
Excellent film.

"Dont make me angry, you wouldnt like me when im angry" - The Incredable Hulk

"I have two guns, one for each of ya" - Tombstone

"I'm sorry i cannot open the doors" - HAL 9000, 2001 a Space Odessy

"Hand me the keys you cocksucker, hand me the fucking keys you c*cksucker, what the f*ck" - Fenster, the usually suspects

"Strange game, the only winning move is not to play" - War Games

"Wake up slut! Well, well, well, we meet again nose biter! Time to pay the fiddler wh0re!" dirty work

"All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain, time to die..." Bladerunner

ok i have more but that is a lot so your turn...

"im your huckleberry" - tombstone
"so what do you need.. (besides a girlfriend)" - you better know..
"that john denvers full of shit man!" - dumb and dumber
"how many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? crew: YOO!! dark helmet : i knew it, im surrounded by assholes! KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES" - spaceballs.

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god has a HARD ON for marines - Full Metal Jacket

"If you need anything, just whistle. You know how to whistle, dontcha?" - Lauren Bacall in "To Have and Have Not"

"Either our lives become stories, or there's just no way to get through them." - Douglas Coupland, Generation X

okay, and my all-time favourite: "A Rose is a Rose is a Rose" - Gertrude Stein

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I can resist everything except Temptation. - Oscar Wilde

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They have cats in the future?

"...The history of warefare can be similarly divided, though here the phases are Retribution, Anticipation, and Diplomacey. Thus, Retribution: I'm going to kill you because you killed my brother. Anticipation: I'm going to kill you because I killed YOUR brother. And Diplomacey: I'm going to kill my brother and then kill you on the pretext that your brother did it."
~Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (radio version)

"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged
imagination."
~Douglas Adams "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe"

Gotta love Douglas Adams

This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on April 12, 2001 at 05:10 PM

"You know it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock, with a man from Beatlegeuse, and about to die from asphixiation in deep space, that I really wish I had listen to what my mother had told me when I was young!"
"Why? What did she tell you?"
"I don't know! I didn't listen!!"

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This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on April 12, 2001 at 05:09 PM

"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!"
--The Tick

"What? You egg!"
--Macbeth

"Gravity always wins."
--Radiohead (Fake Plastic Trees)

"When somebody asks you if you're a god, SAY YES!"
--Ghostbusters

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Necesse est multos timeat quem multi timent.

This message has been edited by Prometheus on April 12, 2001 at 05:11 PM

"Fuck you". No yelling, no enphasis, just simply "fuck you".

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Spydir Web - < http://netsyndrome.net/spydirweb/ >
Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >

Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...

"uNF uNF uNF" - Whoever came up with this amazing internet word is a genius.

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It's the pop-o-matic bubble, motherfucker!

Drill Sargent (ALWAYS SCREAMING):

"You climb obstacles like old people fuck, private!"

"Hell, I like you! You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"

"I do not look down upon niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equaly worthless."

"God has a hardon for Marines, because we kill EVERYTHING WE SEE."

"I'm gonna rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!"

And my favorite bit of dialogue, featuring the Drill Sgt. and Private Snowball. (paraphrased a bit)

Drill Sgt: "How tall are you private?"

Private: "Sir 5'9" sir!"

DS: "5'9", Jesus H. Christ, I didnt know they stacked shit that high! Are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere?"

Private: "SIR NO SIR!"

DS: "Well private I think you've been cheated! Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! Where are you from private?"

Private: "SIR TEXAS SIR!"

DS: "Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas and you sure as hell dont have horns!"

Ad nauseum...

One of the darkest and funniest movies I've ever seen

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"There is no such thing as cybersex. The only person getting f*cked is you, by America Online."

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

May the Force be with you.
- Numerous...

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"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Einstein

I know they fucking suck ever since they shot down Napster, but you still have to credit their old stuff. BTW, did anyone see Lars Ulrich's face when the rep from Napster came out on stage at the MTV awards sporting a Metallica shirt? It was priceless...

How long have you been playing the bicycle?
-Steve Allen to Frank Zappa

About 2 weeks.
-Frank Zappa to Steve Allen

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"There is no hell, just France." - Frank Zappa

A guy started at Fight Club, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.
- Jack

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
- Jack

How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?
-Tyler Durden

Marla was like that cut on the roof of your mouth that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it, but you can't.
-Jack

I look the way you want to look, I fuck the way you want to fuck.
-Tyler Durden

Boss: Is that your blood?
Jack: Yeah, some of it

With insomnia, you're never really asleep; you're never really awake
-Jack

Jack: When people think you're dying, they listen-
Marla: -instead of waiting for their turn to speak.
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Jack: Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you?
Tyler Durden: C'mon, do me this one favor.
Jack: Why?
Tyler Durden: Why? I don't know why; I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?
Jack: No, but that's a good thing.
Tyler Durden: No, it is not. How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die without any scars. So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve.
Jack: This is crazy.
Tyler Durden: So go crazy. Let 'er rip.
Jack: I don't know about this.
Tyler Durden: I don't either. Who gives a shit? No one's watching. What do you care?
Jack: Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you?
Tyler Durden: That's right.
Jack: What, like in the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me.
Jack: This is so fucking stupid...
[Jack swings, connects against Tyler's head]
Tyler Durden: Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear!
Jack: Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
Tyler Durden: Ow, Christ... why the ear, man?
Jack: Guess I fucked it up...
Tyler Durden: No, that was perfect!
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Jack: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now: should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Jack: You wouldn't believe.
Business woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?
Jack: A major one.
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Tyler Durden: OK: any historic figure.
Jack: I'd fight Gandhi.
Tyler Durden: Good answer.
Jack: How about you?
Tyler Durden: Lincoln.
Jack: Lincoln?
Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.
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Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Jack: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Jack: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up, then.
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Jack: He was the guerilla terrorist for the food service industry. Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well...

Tyler: Tell 'em

Jack: ...you get the idea

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Airport Security Officer: Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article -- "a dildo" -- never "your dildo."
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Look, no one takes this more seriously than me! That condo was my life, okay? I loved every stick of furniture in that place. That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed, that was ME! [voice-over] I'd like to thank the Academy...
-Jack

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
-Jack

Jack: Oh yeah, Chloe... Chloe looked how Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everyone.

Chloe: Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me... I have some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. [audience claps] But I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time... I have pornographic movies in my apartment, lubricants, and amyl nitrate...

[the group leader takes the mic]

Group Leader: Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

"If my body was meant to be treated like a temple, it wouldn't have been designed like an amusment park."
-- Kuru

"My advice is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy. If not, you'll become a philosopher."
-- Socrate

"Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches!"
-- Mom

"Which, BTW, has some -strange- symbolism. I did always like the fact that you had to slam your head into brick walls constantly to earn happy money coins. I'm not even going to go into a freudian intrepetation of the mushrooms you had to squash..."
-- sanemind, spamme@rhodes.mine.nu, about Super Mario Bros. in a /. thread

The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned.
-- Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, in comp.os.linux.misc, on X interfaces.)

Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
-- Laurence Peter

We do not make software "releases" -- our software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in it's wake...

"Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.

Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Knebel's Law:
It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns? :-)
-- Larry Wall in <7349@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde

Men's Rules for women number 30:
If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

We've often heard the theory that a million monkeys sitting at a million keyboards can eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we can finally prove it.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

"If only you could see the things that I've seen through your eyes."
-- Bladerunner

Don't confuse me with the facts. I've got a closed mind.
-- Earl Landgrebe, Republican Congressman from Indiana and Nixon
supporter, when told about incriminating conversations on the
Watergate tapes.

"All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."
-- Malcolm Forbes

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
-- Seneca

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
-- Anonymous

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
-- John Lennon, "Beautiful Boy"

Jenkinson's Law:
It won't work.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Roger Price

sushi, n.:
When that-which-may-still-be-alive is put on top of rice and strapped on with electrical tape.

All great truths begin as blasphemies
-- George Bernard Shaw

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull

Do not permit a woman to ask forgiveness, for that is only the first step. The second is justification of herself by accusation of you.
-- DeGourmont

If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world.
-- Wittgenstein

What's love but a second-hand emotion?
-- Tina Turner

Clarke's Conclusion:
Never let your sense of morals interfere with doing the right thing.

A Law of Computer Programming:
Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
-- Oscar Wilde

"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
-- Einstein

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz

Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense.
-- E. E. Cummings

We are not loved by our friends for what we are; rather, we are loved in spite of what we are.
-- Victor Hugo

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-- Albert Einsten

Turnaucka's Law:
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.

Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.

"OK brain, you don't like me and I don't like you, so let's do this test and I'll kill you with beer."
-- Homer Simpson

-Machine Head

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"There is no hell, just France." - Frank Zappa

"...my job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell."
- Lester Burnham American Beauty

"Gozer the Traveler! He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the Rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!"
- Vinz Clortho. Ghostbusters

"Listen to me pendejo. Jou try any of that shit with us - you pull your piece out on the lanes...I'll takeidawayfromyou, stick it up your ass, and pull the fucking trigger 'till it goes... *click*
- Jesus. The Big Lebowski

"Anything worth doing...is worth doing right."
- Raoul Duke. F&LinLV

"...I leave you with just one question: is Latin dead?"
- Max Fisher. Rushmore

"Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt."
- Mr. Pink. Reservoir Dogs

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on April 12, 2001 at 09:09 PM

There are three kinds of lies in this world: Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics.
-- Mark Twain.

i don't like the hand job because my mastibitory hand is just sitting there like "pfhhht, what the hell are you doing?
-Adam Carolla

Never drink and derive.
Alcohol & Calc don't mix.
-Unknown

quote:

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"Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches!"
-- Mom

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

ROTFLMFAOWMDIMH!!

HAHAHHAHAAH HAHAHAH AHAHA HAAHA

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

While talking to marge: Do you want it done the right way or do you want it done the fast way?

Futurama team at race track.
Announcer: Oh and its a quantum finish.....Red wins.
Professor: Blast. You altered the winner by measuring it.

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Decaffinated coffee is like unleaded fuel, it tastes like shit.

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This message has been edited by Unexplained on April 13, 2001 at 07:43 AM

"life is one of the most complex misteries of all time" - Albert Einstein

"Don't worry about your difficulties in mathematics; I can assure you that mine are still greater" - Albert Einstein

"when there is any doubt, there is no doubt" - Ronin

"What is mind? It doesn't matter. What is matter? Never mind." - Homer Simpson

"Dead smiles at us all....all you can do is smile back"

"Don't be a great man, just be a man and let history make its own judgment." - StarTrek

"The fairest thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science. He who knows it not and can no longer wonder, no longer feels amazement, is as good as dead, a snuffed-out candle." - Albert Einstein

"A good plan executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week." -George S. Patton

"I not only use all the brains I have, but all I can borrow." - Woodrow Wilson

"He who would do some great things in this short life must apply himself to work with such a concentration of force as, to idle spectators who live only to amuse themselves, looks like insanity." - Francis Parkman

"I would rather fail temporarily with an idea that will ultimately triumph than succeed temporarily with an idea that will ultimately fail." - Woodrow Wilson

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." - Calvin of Calvin & Hobbes

"Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence but it comes from within. It is there all the time." - Anna Freud

"The highest reward for man’s toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes." - John Ruskin

"I always wanted to be somebody . . . I just wish I could have been more specific!" - Lily Tomlin

"There ain't no rules around here! We're trying to accomplish something!" - Thomas A. Edison

"The first rule is to keep an untroubled spirit. The second is to look things in the face and know them for what they are." - Marcus Aurelius

"There is not much danger that real talent or goodness will be over-looked long." - Louisa May Alcott

"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." - Niels Bohr

Some VERY nice Terry Pratchett quotes:

'All's Fallow - the one night of the year, according to legend, when witches and warlocks stay in bed.'
- Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic
'On the Disc, the Gods are not so much worshipped as blamed.'
- Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic
'"Now I want you to listen very carefully to what I am about to say," said the Patrician amiably, "otherwise you will die. In an interesting fashion. Over a period. Please stop fidgeting like that."'
- Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic
'Octarine - the eighth colour, the pigment of the imagination.'
- Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic
'"You find chokeapples under a chokeapple tree," said Hrun. "You find treasure under altars. Logic."'
- Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic
'The only reason for walking into the jaws of Death is so's you can steal his gold teeth.'
- Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic
'It looked the sort of book described in library catalogues as "slightly foxed", although it would be more honest to admit that it looked as though it had been badgered, wolved and possible beared as well.'
- Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic
'Any loose talk about a beloved having a face that launched a thousand ships would have to be backed by evidence that the object of desire did indeed look like a bottle of champagne.'
- Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic
'Their world is as round and flat as a geological pizza, although without the anchovies.'
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites
'It doesn't take a lot to interest goats.'
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites
'Time passed, which, basically, is its job.'
- Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites
'Death comes to us all. When he came to Mort, he offered him a job.'
- Terry Pratchett, Mort
'"Hi. Do not put down the lamp, because your custom is important to us. Please leave a wish after the tone and, very shortly, it will be our command. In the meantime, have a nice eternity."'
- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
'On nights such as this, witches are abroad... well, not actually abroad - they don't like the food and you can't trust the water and the shamans always hog the deckchairs.'
- Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
'The vermine is a more careful relative of the lemming; it only throws itself over small pebbles.'
- Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
'Granny's implicit belief that everything should get out of her way extended to other witches, very tall trees and, on occasion, mountains.'
- Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
'Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.'
- Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
'It was a great comfort knowing that the gods were there. It was knowing that they were here that was the terrible part.'
- Terry Pratchett, Pyramids
'Fast was a word particularly associated with tortoises because they were not it.'
- Terry Pratchett, Pyramids
'They'd have to reform a bit before they could even be considered for inclusion in the Ten Most Unwanted list.'
- Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
'The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned no later than the last date shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.'
- Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
'FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC.'
- The Watch motto, Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett
'You can't have a final frontier, because there'd be nothing for it to be a frontier to, but as frontiers go it's pretty penultimate...'
- Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures
'Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.'
- Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad
'They need a good Shakin up if you ask me, for lunch we stopped somehwere and they did Steak Tartere and they acted VERY snooty just becos I wanted myne well done.' [sic]
- Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad
'The trouble with being a god is that you've got no-one to pray to.'
- Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
'It wasn't Vorbis, it was only God.'
- Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
'Do unto others before they do unto you.'
- Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
'Giamo Casanunda - World's Second Greatest Lover - "We never sleep." Finest Swordsman. Soldier of Fortune. Outrageous Liar. Stepladders repaired.'
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
'Truly stupid wizards have the life expectancy of a glass hammer.'
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
'Eat dragons, and you'll have a case of indigestion to which the term 'blast radius' will be appropriate.'
- Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
'The Ramkins were more highly bred than a hilltop bakery, whereas Corporal Nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving.'
- Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
'I'm mean and turf and I'm mean and turf and I'm mean and turf and I'm mean and turf, And me an' my friends can walk towards you with our hats on backwards in a menacing way, Yo!'
- Terry Pratchett, Soul Music
'One of the most popular games is One Up, which consists of throwing a coin in the air and betting on whether it will come down again.'
- Terry Pratchett, Soul Music
'"Something bloody stupid's been going on here," he said, "and I'm going to wait quite patiently until the Dean owns up."'
- Terry Pratchett, Soul Music
'"Ah, Drumknott," said the Patrician, "just go and tell the head of the Musicians' Guild he wants a word with me, will you?"'
- Terry Pratchett, Soul Music
'"Scum," said Crash, his voice low with resigned menace, "you've bought a leopard, haven't you?"'
- Terry Pratchett, Soul Music
'No-one was quite certain what forces Bloody Stupid's designs tapped, but the chiming sundial frequently exploded, the crazy paving had committed suicide, and the cast iron garden furniture was known to have melted on several occasions.'
- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
'"????? Eternal Domain Error. +++++ Redo From Start +++++." No-one knew who Redo From Start was, or why he was sending messages.'
- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
'++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.'
- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
'"Harken to the wisdom and justice of District Commissioner Kee, ball of swamp emanations! Not him, I mean you!"'
- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
'Stercus, stercus, stercus, moriturus sum.'
- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
'"Not me!" said Rincewind. "I've never been at large. I've always been at hunched."'
- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
'[Magic armour] tended to lose its magic without warning. Many an ancient lord's last words had been, "You can't kill me because I've got magic aaargh."'
- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
'If you set a golem to digging the garden and then forgot about it, you'd come back to find it'd planted a row of beans 1500 miles long.'
- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
'The Emperor is a lit'ral-minded man and used the phrase "heads will roll".'
- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
'Not many creatures are twenty feet across, one inch thick and deep fried, so that narrows it down a bit.'
- Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
'"When shall we... two... meet again?"'
- Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
'If music were the food of love, she was game for a sonata and chips any time.'
- Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
'His ears definitely wanted to creep up the sides of his head, which is always embarrassing when it happens in company.'
- Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
'The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its most stupid member divided by the number of mobsters.'
- Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
'This was worse than the day the buttermilk exploded.'
- Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
'"D*mn!" said Carrot, a difficult linguistic feat.'
- Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
'This practice had ceased in the Watch ever since Constable Flint had dipped his finger into a blackmarket consignment of ammonium chloride cut with radium, said "Yes, this is definitely slab wurble wurble sclup", and had to spend three days tied to his bed until the spiders went away.'
- Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
'+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++'
- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
'+++ Out Of Cheese Error +++ MELON MELON MELON +++ Redo From Start +++'
- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
'Help Help Help Ive Fallen in the Crakker Machine I Cant Keep Runin on this Roller Please Get me Ou-'
- Cracker motto, Hogfather by Terry Pratchett
'"Gentlemen, please," said the Patrician. He shook his head. "Let's have no fighting, please. This is, after all, a council of war."'
- Terry Pratchett, Jingo
'"One of the advantages of horses that people often point out," said Vetinari, after some thought, "is that they very seldom explode."'
- Terry Pratchett, Jingo
'One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.'
- Terry Pratchett, Jingo
'"In fact, men, the general has this to say about ensuring against defeat when outnumbered, out-weaponed and out-positioned. It is..." he turned the page, "'Don't Have a Battle.'"'
- Terry Pratchett, Jingo
'"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."'
- Terry Pratchett, Jingo
'We may even find out why the duck-billed platypus.'
- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent
'They say the heat and the flies here can drive a man insane. But you don't have to believe that, and nor does that bright mauve elephant that just cycled past.'
- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent
'"Begone from this place lest I visit you with cake?" said the god.'
- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent
'The god finally realised what else had been bothering him. Scale was always tricky in these matters. Being three feet high was not adding anything to his authority.'
- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent
'In Ghat they believe in vampire watermelons, although folklore is silent about /what/ they believe about vampire watermelons.'
- Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
'Agnes thought that rules like "Don't fall into this huge pit of spikes" were there for a purpose.'
- Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
'When people were in serious trouble they went to a witch (sometimes, of course, to say, "Please stop doing it").'
- Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
'On a clear day you could see last Tuesday.'
- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
'"Go and tell the children of the night to make vonderful music somewhere else, vill you? I have a headache."'
- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
'"The number of internal disciplinary charges you have laid against your men" - and here the Patrician picked up a much thicker document - "seems somewhat excessive. I see no fewer than one hundred and seventy-three offences of eyeballing, earlobing and nostrilling, for example."'
- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
'"And I see, ah yes, one charge of 'making his arm fall off in an insubordinate way' laid against Constable Shoe."'
- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
'The news that they have nothing to fear is guaranteed to strike terror into the hearts of innocents everywhere.'
- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

Let's not forget my signature

Oh, btw, I DEMAND some respect. This took me over 15 minutes to gather.

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Choose no life. Choose sysadminning. Choose no career. Choose no family. Choose a fucking big computer, choose hard disks the size of washing machines, old cars, CD ROM writers and electrical coffee makers. Choose no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. Choose fixed interest car loans. Choose a rented shoebox. Choose no friends. Choose black jeans and matching combat boots. Choose a swivel chair for your office in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose NNTP and wondering why the fuck you're logged on on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last on some miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up lusers Gates spawned to replace the computer-literate. Choose your future. Choose sysadminning.

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When 31337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate".

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. - Jeremy S. Anderson

One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs. - Robert Firth

"Keyboard missing - press F3 to continue" - Message seen on an Apricot PC

UNIX is an operating system, OS/2 is half an operating system, Windows is a shell, and DOS is a boot partition virus. - Peter H. Coffin

Java technology is not fault tolerant and is not designed, manufactured, or intended for use or resale as online control equipment in hazardous environments [...] in which the failure of Java technology could lead directly to death, personal injury, or severe physical or environmental damage. - Microsoft IIS license

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I have no fear, for I am the meanest motherfucker in the Valley!" - Patton

"Ow! Fuck me in the goat ass. Shit, you fuckin' whizzed that thing man!" - The Goat

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Capulet, Romeo and Juliet, IV.V.27

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date;

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd:

But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,
Nor shall Death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st.

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

William Shakespeare's Sonnet 18

Parting is such sweet sorrow

That I shall say "Good Night" till it be morrow.

Juliet, Romeo and Juliet, II.III.200

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Telnet - Reach out and finger someone

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. I've seen C-beams glitter in the dark at the Tannhauser gate, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
All these moments shall be lsot in time. Like tears in the rain. Time to die"
Roy, Blade Runner

"Oh, you can't kill it."
Ash, Alien

Hudson: "Hey, Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
Vasquez: "No. Have you?"
Aliens

"Fuck!"
Random crim, Alien 3 (It's the best I could do for that film)

"Who the fuck came up with the idea of showing too much of the alien and then doing a fucking half alien half human thing that just looks disturbing? It's got eyes for fucks sake, that's not right. And what the fuck is Winona Ryder doing in this film, couldn't you have got some better actors all round? The only decent one is Weaver. It's a fucking good job the camera work was so damn good and the art direction too, the underwater bit was funky aswell. Alright, I'll let you off"
Me, Alien Erection

cheers

"A day of the daytime star.
The clouds are compelled to commence fleeing, and are filled with dread."
--Sesame Street theme song translated to Klingon and back

"HOLY SHIT!!! Vader is Luke's father!"
--Guy from my high school watching ESB for the first time

-Ash

Have fun.

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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

"its not quite english its not quite irish...its just pikey"

"see why i'm so calm is that your guns have replica written on the side.... whereas mine has desert eagle .50 on it" -snatch

"you guys give up or are ya thirsty for MORE!!!" - home alone

"ak-47 when you absolutely positively gotta kill every mother fucker in the ROOM accept no substitute" - jackie brown

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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!

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"There is no hell, just France." - Frank Zappa

"Dodge this.." --if u don't know, u are a L4M0R!

i'll think of some more...... later...

silver

Homer: "Bring me your finest food, stuffed with your second finest food"
Waiter:"Very good sir, lobster stuffed with tacos."

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"Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?"

Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

“I’ve figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of travelling acrobats.”

“Oh my god! Space Aliens! Don’t eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!”

“Come here, Apu. If it’ll make you feel any better, I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”

“It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!"

"Oh, I'm not gonna lie to you Marge .... see ya!"

"Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something?"

"Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."

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"You've soiled my dickey!"

--Kintara

What would Joe do? Joe would shoot everybody and then smoke some cigarettes.-last boyscout

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< Robot Conflict >

quote:

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Originally posted by Wolfguard:
Better one

"In case your not up on current event we just got our asses kicked!" Hudson, Aliens

Sarge:What is is private!?
Hudson:I just want to know how do we get out of this chicken-shit outfit.

There is only one thing to do. We go back to the ship and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure. Ripley, Aliens

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What is wrong with you all? You cant fucking quote ALIENS if you dont atleast lead with...

Game over man, GAME OVER! -Hudson being a bitch.

or

Did IQs just drop suddenly while I was asleep? -ripley explaining to counsel why she blew up a 軸 billion ship.

or

Ripley: This little girl survived for 2 weeks with out any training or food.
Hudson: Then why dont you put her in charge?

That series did rock hardcore lesbian style. The fourth one had issues with the underwater scenes and wynonna "ping pong balls" ryder but it was still a good movie.

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Decaffinated coffee is like unleaded fuel, it tastes like shit.

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god has a HARD ON for marines - Full Metal Jacket

This message has been edited by melk0r on April 18, 2001 at 01:42 PM

-Office Space

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Originally posted by LazyGit:
"Eat this!"
Hicks, Aliens

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Better one

"In case your not up on current event we just got our asses kicked!" Hudson, Aliens

Sarge:What is is private!?
Hudson:I just want to know how do we get out of this chicken-shit outfit.

There is only one thing to do. We go back to the ship and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure. Ripley, Aliens

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< Robot Conflict >

"Curse those evil octopi." Genma from Ranma 1/2

thats all i have at the moment...

"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."

"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? R U Gay!? Ha ha!" (Homer looking at Uruguay on the globe).

"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed."

"Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?"

"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."

"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman."

thats all i got time for now..

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

"I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight."

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."

"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."

"Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."

"Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"

"To Start Press Any Key. Where's the ANY key?"

Homer: I love these lazy Saturdays...
Marge: But Homey, it's Wednesday today!
Homer: Waah! Work! (Runs to work)

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns; I believe you have a letter for me
Post Office Attendant: O.K. Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know

"Silence is argument carried out by other means." -- El Che

"Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work." - guess who said this??

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - who said this?

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - who?

"I love to hear you oralize, when I'm between your thighs, you blow me away!" -- Monty Python

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"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Einstein

quote:

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Originally posted by BigKahuna:
"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

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Marge:Homer, you were drunk!
Homer:And how!

It not as funny with out the rest of it.

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And the ones I put down were the best anyway. But then there's the one that everyone remembers:

"Get away from her, you bitch!"

My favourite from Simpsons:

BANG!
Bart: Way to go, Homer! You just shot Zombie Flanders!
Homer: Flanders was a zombie?

cheers

quote:

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Originally posted by Wolfguard:
Marge:Homer, you were drunk!
Homer:And how!

It not as funny with out the rest of it.

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oops, spose you still get the picture

"You never hear the bullet that hits you" Macarthur

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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

holy shit.

ok... my favorites:

'never trust a man unless you've got his pecker in your pocket' - LBJ.

'never kick a fresh turd on a hot day' - harry s. truman

'everybody is made the same. it's up to the individual to rise above.' - royce achterberg

'sleeping on the white house lawn ain't never changed a thing - just look at all those washed out hippy dreams' - the goo goo dolls

'you can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.' - al capone

'courage is the temporary absence of selfishness' - stephen crane

'there's no magic.' - h.s. lloyd

'school is teachers who don't know, teaching facts that aren't true, to students who don't care.' - mat groening

'one death is a tragedy. a million deaths is a statistic.' - josef stalin

when told by a woman that she'd bet she could get more than two words out of him, calvin coolidge replied 'you'll lose.'

'if at first you don't succeed, try again. then quit. no use being a damn fool about it.' - w.c. fields

'say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. i consider a capacity for it terrifying.' - kurt vonnegut

'you never see anything very great which is not, at the same time, horrible in some respect. the genius of einstein leads to
the tragedy of hiroshima' - pablo picasso

'between two evils, i always pick the one i' haven't tried before.' - mae west

'the fault, dear brutus is not in our stars/ but in ourselves.' - william shakespeare

'i would have made a good pope.' - richard milhouse nixon

'the person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.' - chinese proverb

'if something is what it appears to be, you haven't looked at it hard enough.' - kuru

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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If you have multiple personalties and think about suicide is it a hostage situation???

- Dave Mustaine

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None of my fucking base are belong to you.

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"There is no hell, just France." - Frank Zappa

"put the bunny in the box. i said: put the bunny in the box."
[kills the dude]
"why didn't you put the bunny in the box?"
nicholas cage - con air

Homer: Whoa whoa whoa. Im not running for jesus here.

Adam sandler: I think I go piss in that guys fucking gas tank.

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Radio Dj: so now that your not on saturday night live what are you gonna do?

Jim Bruer: I dont know.. fight mexicans or something.

FUHAOHB2IPDEFCIPUDQNFQFYLOEGOGB

quote:

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Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
That was the stupidest and most funny thing I've ever seen, Nicolas Cage with a really stupid southern Accent "Why didn't you put the bunny in the box?" HAHAHAHAH!!! He sounded so fucking stupid! hahahah... sorry... I really think that movie was ruined by Nicolas Cage with a southern accent.

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I know... he sounded hilarious throughout the entire movie. but i think his fucked up accent just made it sound funnier