Forum: The Classroom
Topic: 9/7/2001
started by: Neophyre

Posted by Neophyre on Jul. 10 2001,01:55
At 11:14pm, Monday night, Justin - (best known to us detnetter's as "Fatbitch" for his humour, and his flaming of Syf0n), Lost his life in a terrible car accident. Whilst on his way home late Monday night, Justin lost control of his 1984 Ford Telstar whilst trying to pickup a CD he dropped, and crashed into a telegraph pole.

According to paramedics, Justin was concious for a short period of time, and died of cardiac arrest, and severe internal bleeding.

May he rest in peace.


Posted by SLATE on Jul. 10 2001,02:05
Damn.. Thats terrible. May fatbitch RIP
Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 10 2001,02:09
OH MY GOD! I was just about the get offline and I did a last minute email check. I saw a message from fatbitch so I opened it:

quote:
Dear Friends,
I am writting you regarding terrible news. My beloved brother Justin has just been killed in a horrible car accident. I'm in such shock that I can't give you the full details at this moment, but I wanted let his close friends know by sending this message to his email list. I'll send you more info as soon as I can.
-Alexis

Anyway I came online to post this and I guess it's already out!

I'm really in total shock and I'd like to gather myself befoer I respond... but I thought you should know.

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Posted by DeadAnztac on Jul. 10 2001,02:11
I'm.. sorry man.. don't know what to say.. =(
Posted by kuru on Jul. 10 2001,02:12
Justin's humor and wit will be missed.

I knew him only here, though bits on a computer screen, but his personality transcended this being "just a message board." He got the chance to reach into a lot of lives by posting here, to make some of us laugh with one of his flames when having a tough day at work, or after flunking a midterm.

His life was short, but not without impact.

My condolences to everyone who knew him, who called him family, who called him friend for this horrible loss.

Goodbye, Justin. Tonight, in a country on the other side of the world, a candle burns to your memory.

- kuru


Posted by Spydir on Jul. 10 2001,02:15
I'd hate to sound like the asshole here, but it was going to happen. Not the crash or anything, but the fact of death. He was a cool dude, funny as hell, and I'm sure he'll be going to whatever you wanna call the "good" place after death, if you believe in all that.

one less G in the hood, can't mean anything good. Rest in undisturbed, and tell that Big Man your word.

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Posted by Non on Jul. 10 2001,02:33
/me takes a moment of silence for a fallen detnetter and a fellow human being.
Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 10 2001,03:21
hey personguy you should make a song with that guitar riff he recorded as a tribute
Posted by j0eSmith on Jul. 10 2001,06:40
I..ah..I..Jesus..

I don't know what to say. I can't belive it..

So long Justin. May you Rest in Peace..

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Posted by Sithiee on Jul. 10 2001,08:18
that sucks. i wish i could think of something smart to say....but that just sucks. i think were all gonna miss him.

/me cries.


Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 10 2001,13:00
aw, shit. i cant think of anything to say. im shocked.

/me sits in disbelief.

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Posted by incubus on Jul. 10 2001,13:25
rest in peace. see you in the summerlands.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 10 2001,14:16
Ok... I just recivied another email from Alexis:

quote:

Hello again,

Since I don't really know many of you and you've probably already heard most of the details from other friends of his, I'd just like to add a short comment.

Thinking back I remembered our last converstion was very funny! He and I were joking and calling each other names and before he left he said, "SHUT YOUR BITCH-HOLE HO! I'll smack dat ass if come one step closer with that stanky booty!!!"

I've thought about it, and I've decided that I want to have this quote engraved on his tombstone, as it holds a lot of personal meaning to me, and very much represents his silly personallity.

God bless you,
Alexis


Personally I think this is great! I'm SURE this is how he would have wanted it! I was also inspried to find the last thing he sent me on ICQ:

quote:
be warned, most people like to do dm4, and if you dont know how to do on dm4 then prepare to get RAPED hardcore. its just that type of level

Somehow I don't think this will go on a tombstone very well...

As for his riff... I still need to think about what to do with that some more...

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Posted by LiNeY on Jul. 10 2001,14:36
Justin, I never knew you personally, only here through the boards, but I already miss you. May your body rest in peace and your true self live forever in our memories.
Posted by ic0n0 on Jul. 10 2001,14:56
I didn’t know you but you must have been a cool guy, may you be remembered Fatbitch.
To a fallen comrade.
/me pours a 24oz of mtn dew on the curb.

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Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 10 2001,14:58
Is it possible this is a joke? The fact that Alexis wanted that quote on his tombstone makes me suspicious...no disrespect
Posted by askheaves on Jul. 10 2001,15:04

*sniff*


Posted by Dysorderia on Jul. 10 2001,20:21
hmm..
this spells major bad karma for me cause 9/7 is my birthday.....

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Telnet - Reach out and finger someone

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Dysorderia - The one and only Hell-Bitch


Posted by whiskey@throttle on Jul. 10 2001,20:32
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Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 10 2001,23:16
quote:
Originally posted by Dysorderia:
hmm..
this spells major bad karma for me cause 9/7 is my birthday.....


cant you have even the LEAST bit of respect? the man died for christ sake...

damnit. this has been on my mind all day. and i get all teary-eyed and shit when i think about it in-depth. i hate it when this stuff happens...

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Posted by Dysorderia on Jul. 10 2001,23:46
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:

cant you have even the LEAST bit of respect? the man died for christ sake...

damnit. this has been on my mind all day. and i get all teary-eyed and shit when i think about it in-depth. i hate it when this stuff happens...


what's your problem, Retardant?
You think i don't get shocked when someone i know dies?
I didn't know FB all that well, but im still shocked.

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Telnet - Reach out and finger someone

< The Bastard Operater From Hell >

Dysorderia - The one and only Hell-Bitch


Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 11 2001,00:17
Ok ok ok... fatbitch ISN'T dead AT ALL!!! A few days ago Neophyre was like, "FatBitch hasn't been on in forever! He must be dead!" Then he asked if I would back him up if he pulled the old "this guy is dead now" prank. Anywaze... I was watching that naked chick dance on the couch, so my judgment was a little impared at the time and it sounded like a good idea. LiNeY said it best, "there you see the trouble of watching naked women!"

We probably should have gone with a more bizzar death like, "beaten to death by nuns," or "slipped on a banana peel," cause car crashes just aren't funny.

So I appologize to EVERYONE! I hope you aren't too pissed at me and Neophyre, cause we didn't mean any harm. And a special appology to you, Ask-man, cause I know you were gay on him too... Have a nice day! :/

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Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 11 2001,00:33
personguy you retard.

i say personguy should be stripped of his uber god status and should no longer be a moderator. that was really really fucked up.


Posted by cr0bar on Jul. 11 2001,00:35
I had a funny feeling about this thread, so I stayed away from it.

PersonGuy & Neophyre: Not cool. Fucking with people like that only sours them on these forums. Pranks are one thing, this was in poor taste.

Oh, and for the people who might feel embarassed about what they posted--don't. Emotions are always genuine. Information isn't.


Posted by DeadAnztac on Jul. 11 2001,00:43
Didn't feel right to me either...

What the hell guys? That shit isn't funny... seriously... This things been riding in the back of my mind since I read it...


Posted by j0eSmith on Jul. 11 2001,00:47
If I could I would hit you. Then we might be even.

But I think CK called it a few posts up.

But seriously.. Do not fucking joke around about death..jesus..

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
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Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 11 2001,00:48
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry! What more can I say? I thought back to when syf0n said whoever was dead, but I guess nobody cared about HIM anyway... It was a BAD idea! I admit I made a big stupid mistake and I'm sorry.

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Posted by solid on Jul. 11 2001,00:54
I had a feelin' goin down about this.. I was like ".. Just like that? No.. questions asked.. telegraph pole..? Going for a cd..."

I mean.. you don't expect someone as cool and intelligent as fatbitch to try and pick up a cd while driving.. and.. crashing.. I didn't want to doubt it because that'd be stupid.. because if he were dead I'd be an asshole.

Anyhow everyone slips once in a while...

<b>Edit:</b>

You know what really bothered me? Halo, the guy from bastardize.net (Syfon's deceased friend) was reported dead on april first...

This message has been edited by solid on July 11, 2001 at 07:57 PM


Posted by Dysorderia on Jul. 11 2001,00:57
oh man...

Rhydant is gonna be really pissed when he sees this....

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Dysorderia - The one and only Hell-Bitch


Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jul. 11 2001,04:33
we've all been taken for a ride, boys.

I had my suspicions, mainly because it was almost the EXACT same story I read about on The Register about a month ago. But if he WAS dead it would be pretty fucked up to question the person who told us, right? Getting people upset about something like DEATH is like fishing with dynamite. Of COURSE you're gonna get 'em.

PersonGuy, next time you fuck with us, make up a different story than about someone's death. gullibility IS funny, I've been known to endulge in other's from time to time, but - make it something a little less, er, overwhelming... easy on the thrusters, champ.

Now that I've said that, apology accepted. Carry on.


Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 11 2001,04:50
quote:
Originally posted by Dysorderia:
oh man...

Rhydant is gonna be really pissed when he sees this....



for once, youre right.

PersonGuy & Neophyre.... tahts... thats fucked up. why the HELL would you do something like that anyways?

@#$\%^#$&#\%$^&#$\%#@#$^$&

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Posted by Neophyre on Jul. 11 2001,09:19
ya i felt bad bout this instantly after hitting the submit button.

i knew this was gonna happen, and i'm sorry.


Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 11 2001,11:16
quote:
...is like fishing with dynamite. Of COURSE you're gonna get 'em.

ahahahahha


Posted by incubus on Jul. 11 2001,12:25
FUCKED UP!
Sorry, did I not make that clear enough?
FUCKED UP!
Fucking idiots.

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Posted by askheaves on Jul. 11 2001,14:38
I was genuinely hurting when I read this originally. Luckily, I got some inside scoup quickly, or else it would have seriously ruined my week. I was starting to cry at my desk.

Just don't do that, you assholes.


Posted by LiNeY on Jul. 11 2001,18:07
Don't do that again. Ever. You hear me?

Death is just not a thing to joke about. And these pranks are so terrible because no matter how often you have seen them, they get to you again each time.

It's not funny. It's stupid. And it's a total lack of respect for pretty much everyone. Don't ever do that again.

Now, apology accepted.


Posted by solid on Jul. 12 2001,21:37

....

Im smiling.. why the hell am I smiling?
I guess I am an asshole..


Posted by DngrMouse on Jul. 12 2001,21:53
There's a fine line between tasteful humor and absolute idiocy. PersonGuy and Neo-whatever the hell your name is are almost buried in the absolute idiocy side with a post like this.

I personally thought the whole "whilst" thing was a bit funny and the entire topic so I decided not to post.


Posted by Vulu on Jul. 12 2001,22:29
The fact that they fooled you is remarkable. I knew something felt 'off.'

Let's just forget about it. They made a bad call in judgement. Let's not hang them for it.


Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 13 2001,02:11
Thanks, man.

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Posted by Vigilante on Jul. 13 2001,04:39
They made a bad call in judgement. Let's hang them for it.
Posted by Vulu on Jul. 13 2001,18:43
<sigh>
Posted by LazyGit on Jul. 30 2001,12:10
Firstly allow m to apologise for entering late.

Personally I thought it was fucking funny. I had combined outpourings of emotion it reminds me of England's Rose The Beautfiul and Everlasting in Our Hearts Lady Wonderful Princess Diana Who's Life Was Cut So Short One Dark Night in Paris's death.

Doesn't it kind of annoy you that when someone dies apparently they were the most wonderful person to have ever lived? It doesn't really matter that they were a dick or that they stole your girlfriend or would get pissed every night and beat someone up. I still get people looking at me funnily when I say that Diana wasn't right in the head or that she was a publicity junkie.

Award for not sounding stupid: whiskey. Rather than saying 'I'm speechless, I don't know what to say, I really miss him' he nicked my idea through telepathy and posted a full stop.

Well, sorry to hear of Fatbitch's passing, he was a bit of a dude and he thought syf0n was a dick and had reasons for it so he was definitely on my 'Cool People' list.
cheers


Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 30 2001,12:30

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 30 2001,20:21
quote:
Originally posted by LazyGit:

Doesn't it kind of annoy you that when someone dies apparently they were the most wonderful person to have ever lived? It doesn't really matter that they were a dick or that they stole your girlfriend or would get pissed every night and beat someone up. I still get people looking at me funnily when I say that Diana wasn't right in the head or that she was a publicity junkie.


cheers


a classic one for the death of a asshole child even if he always skipped school

teacher: he was a hard worker got on well with everyone (what even the kids he bullied? )

mother: he was such a lovely son (well apart from how he died driving the schollbus off the cliff with everyone in it)

i thought it was pretty sus to begin with what with the hal0 thing being done already. i'm pretty sure people wil soon go back to insulting him if thats what they did before. does it matter that he didnt really die? well you felt sad then and probably wished he wasnt dead but thats probably died down now and its back to the same old same old as if it never happened now THAT is the only thing i find disturbing about the whoe thing.

oh and with the princess diana thing? i laughed my head off when my brother woke me up over that (before i told him to fuck off so i could go back to bed). well thats what you get when you forget to wear your seatbelt folks. (the crash was survivable with a seatbelt on).

if its one thing i've learnt its dont believe the badguys dead until you see him with his brains monged out on the grass. and even then put a few bullets in him to make sure


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This message has been edited by Dark Knight Bob on July 31, 2001 at 03:27 PM


Posted by YouGunnaStopMe? on Jul. 31 2001,00:55
quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:

Emotions are always genuine. Information isn't.

Awesome Quote.
Haven't heard one that good in a long while.
Is it from anywhere? if not, I congratulate you on it's creation.


Posted by LazyGit on Jul. 31 2001,10:03
I say that now we've already doen the outpouring of grief thing, it doesn't really matter if Fatbitch is alive or not because we'd all moved on in our minds so, I propose this.

Lets kill Fatbitch, no one's gonna care anymore anyway.
cheers


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