Topic: Underwear!!!
started by: PersonGuy
Breifs?
Boxers?
Panties?
Other?
Nothing?
Anyone with special colors or designs (stains don't count)?
Has anyone made a recent switch? If so why? And do you like the new style better?
Ok, I'll go first... I where NUTZING!
Yeah, hurray, okay...
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FP bay bee!
anybody have any underoos?
but only on weekends.....
errr
but seriously, boxers.. the only way to go.. otherwise you're all crushed.. not good
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I would scan them and post them for you, but if I took them off to do it and someone unexpectedly walked into my room, they would wonder what on earth I was doing sitting nude in front of my computer at nearly 1am.
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No one's up at one in the morning at my house...
I wear boxers. And; no, I won't scan them...
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Free yourselves! Let my people go! (not that your spherical members are my people or anything)
I used to wear breifs, but one day I gave it a try. It was weird the first 2 days, but now I'm glad I did it!
Take the PersonGuy Free-ball (and for the ladies, replace "ball" with whatever word you see fit) Challenge (parallel to Sosa Pepsi Challenge, haha). Let me know how it goes!
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Chicks dig em.
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jim
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jim
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And im freeeeee...freeballing...
Falling? i guess that would make more sense but..
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Past and future pr0n star :)
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Just your generic meaningless signature. Mix with 2 quarts water and stir till evenly coated.
And how can you sit on THAT!!!! It must have been a HOT day!
Oks... have any guys ever stole a girl's panties as "proof"? (and for the ladies, the vice-versa) Do you STILL have them!?!
*sniff* ... ahhhhhhhhhhh .... more important things have just come up, gotta go... 
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
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Your boys need to be free, but have some constrainsts or they'll go flapping around...
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They have cats in the future?
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Mabey I'll have to get me some...
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
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and think about when you get old. don't know if it's the same, but what happens to a chick if she never wears a bra? do you want it to look anything like that?
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aventari
"witty one-liner"
Anywaze, I didn't know that I'd get any more replies, but here's what I've noticed...
Old guy have NO shaft left at about 70 years old. It's like a little lump stuck on some furry stuff (fine make fun of me for having seen naked old guys...). I think that this resession of a penis back into your belly is partly cause by constricting breif.
If you've got gravity on your side (swingy!) then it's not likely to shrink in like that... and what's wrong with perkyness?
Ummm... yah... that's all...
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
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I say...always be prepared...you never know...
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"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
[This message has been edited by Chrissy (edited June 13, 2000).]
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[This message has been edited by rig_hater (edited June 13, 2000).]
1) boobs have weight (I don't know as a guy, but I'm gussing more that a pound. Therefore they have momentum and do some bouncing when your jogging... balls don't have that problem cause they're much lighter.
2) boobs are close to eye level. Nobody would be looking at a guys crotch to see if anything is bouncing (I HOPE)
3) boobs are much easier to notice (whether they are supported or not, simply because it's acceptable to show MOST of them. Of course guys can't cut a hole in their pants so part of the balls hang out...
I didn't have a concluding point, but I thought I should make those points!
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
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1) i have seen guys with bigger boobs than some girls (mind you, the girls were tiny, but still, those are some big balls!)
2) what about midgets?! their eye level's different (not meant to offend those who are vertically-challenged - just making a point on perspective). i guess it's just personal choice whether you want to be confronted with a pair of hairy bouncing balls or bouncing breasts.
3) speaking of appendages hanging out of clothing, when people have holes in their pants, imho, they should have the decency to cover whatever appendage has been unleashed. there's this one guy in one of my classes that always has a hole in the butt of his pants and almost always has some part of it's hairy mass showing out the hole - this, gentlemen, is not the way to win a lady.
and no, i don't really have a conclusion either...except for the fact that guys are lucky - their underwear doesn't require shoulder-straps!
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YIKES! Underwear suspenders (shoulder straps)?? What a world that would be! 
Besides... it isn't like it's all YOUR problem that you have the straps! Us guys get frustrated when WE have to undo the stupid things!!! (VELCRO I SAY!!)
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[This message has been edited by PersonGuy (edited June 15, 2000).]
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wassap yall
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and eventually after several full body scans they may or may not wonder what's inside her head, rather than her clothes. I'm saying it's right (or wrong for that matter[avoiding hypocrisey here]), but that's just how it is.
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It's a dog eat dog world; I'll do what I have to and let others argue whether it's right or not. Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes
Once you get past the eyes, I think overall figure is next (not F A T, but that doesn't mean they have to be bone skinny). Of course breasts play into the overall figure as a major factor.
Third is the other physical features (skin tone, hair, clothes).
Finally the personality is evaluated, where every guy has is own taists.
If someone has a great personality, then the physical features aren't 100\% of the choice. But if your choosing between the ugly bimbo and the sexy bimbo, then you know the answer...
Oh, and about breast size. BREASTS are important to men... not the size in particular. Big breasts are just as fun as small breasts... however, the larger ones do have a slight (I stress SLIGHT) advantage.
So there you go... now, here's what all you ladies REALLY want to know... What we DON'T care about:
plucking eyebrows
lipstick matching shoes, hair, dress, etc.
the value (in $$$) of ANY jewelry
belly button rings
the BRAND of your bra/panties
your hand hygene (nails and stuff)
maskera
your perfume (as in... can't tell an expensive one from a cheap on)
Can you guys back me up on this one?
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
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With respect to personality, contrary to stereotype, I find intelligence appealing. I don't like to see women dumbing themselves down.
Stuff I don't care about:
I'm generally oblivious to finer details such as complete matchingness.
Plucking eyebrows: Mono-brow and bushy eyebrows do detract, but so does the absence of eyebrows altogether.
Perfume: I completely agree. I can't tell the difference. The only thing I don't like is when it's overwhelming.
Hand hygiene: Well-manicured hands are an asset. However, I have an active dislike for painted fingernails (probably another idiosyncrasy).
Jewelry: Yeah. I don't care.
Hair colour: I don't like it when brunettes dye their hair blonde. I for one, do not prefer blondes.
[This message has been edited by The_Hiro (edited June 16, 2000).]
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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
So there you go... now, here's what all you ladies REALLY want to know... What we DON'T care about:
plucking eyebrows
lipstick matching shoes, hair, dress, etc.
the value (in $$$) of ANY jewelry
belly button rings
the BRAND of your bra/panties
your hand hygene (nails and stuff)
maskera
your perfume (as in... can't tell an expensive one from a cheap on)
1) somewhat agree
2) agree
3) agree
4) agree, although they are sometimes cute
5) disagree.. i dont want some girl that wears grandma panties/bra's
6) smooth soft hands is better then 'manly' rougher hands
7) agree
8) agree
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but I would be very happy to get the best of both worlds. I think however that in the long run, personallity is most important.------------------
Just your generic meaningless signature. Mix with 2 quarts water and stir till evenly coated.
Heh.
Oh, and I definately don't think blonde is the best color of hair...
FUN FACT: Guys are blond... Gals are blonde.
Ummm ok... so ladyies... what do you look for in guys (OTHER THAN PERSONALITY DAMN-IT). I want the nitty gritty of: facial hair, face, hair style, feet, hands, chest, wank, or whatever your really look for!
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
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I always get two compliments but they are often together..goes something like
"Gee Chrissy you have really nice brea....eyes"
makes you wonder what exactly men look for in women.
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"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
I know what I like in guys- but this is just because after dating several of them I just noticed a pattern
I like a tall guy who is heavier then me (I'm not fat or anything I just hate super skinny guys they give me a complex)
I like it when they have tattoos (rebel without a clue)
I also like when they are pierced (its gotta be the goody-goody vs bad boy thing I like so much)
Overall though I like guys who don't mind a good debate about the ills of capitalism, who likes to see movies and doesn't mind that sometimes he won't be the main focus in my life at all times.
I think in this respect I need to find a guy who is secure with himself and doesn't mind doing things on his own.
As far as facial hair is concerned - I don't care if it looks good on you- I'll take it- but don't be surprised if I tell you it looks like crap.
:P
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"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
1) attractive face
2) bigger than me - ie) broad shoulders, taller than me (over 5'10"), strong, not scrawny - basically, the stereotypical football player build i guess.
3) willing to experiment and try new things
4) not a close-minded redneck
5) considerate, positive attitude
6) the ability to participate in an intelligent conversation
7) easy to talk to and confortable to be around
8) preferably short hair/clean shaven, unless he's one of the few guys that look better with facial hair, but still, i like short hair.
9) have a mysterious side - ie) unusual likes/dislikes/piercings/tattoos, etc.
10) respects my need for space and doesn't expect my world to revolve around his
11) someone who returns calls and doesn't stand me up on dates.
okay, so, i'm picky i guess, but i've dated too many guys who turned out to be idiots.
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If all the guys you date are idiots, then it's not cause most men are idiots. YOU are the constant in the equation, therefore either YOU are attracted to idiots, or YOU attract them!
Thank-you very much...
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
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"You get what you put out there"
here's my clean example a therapist once said
"If your instrument in life is a hammer you'll only attract nails"
basically if you are a fool you'll attract other fools.
Well I figure my instrument in life must be a toliet cause I attract shit and assholes. Hey I know my short comings, do you?
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"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
My biggest shortcoming is my ego, being rather intelligent gets me puffed up sometimes, and it is very hard to admit it when I am wrong.
I seem to attract people who are much older than me for some reason: most of my friends are in the 25-40 year range. Needless to say, it's rather hard on my lovelife since most of them are married.
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Just your generic meaningless signature. Mix with 2 quarts water and stir till evenly coated.
First of all I'm the opposite of insecure (whatever that's called). I'm constantly telling people exactly what I think. I also do crazy stuff cause I don't care what anyone else thinks. (when people talk to me first)
And at the same time, I'm extreamly shy, where I won't say or ask anybody anything unless it's a mater of life or death!
I'm extreme, in that I'm either all for or against something, with little inbetweenness...
Anyway, I tend to be one of those "rescue" guys, and I'm always giving tons of money to the losery, low self asteem bitches that I'm unfortunately attracted to.
THANKS MOM!
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yer statement just reminds me of a Woody Allen quote from "Deconstructing Harry"
he said
"I think you're the opposite of paranoid, I think you're suffering from the dillusion that people actually like you"
heh..just reminded me...thats all..not saying that is you
Anyway- I also have a thing for guys with long hair but I don't necessarily go for that kind of guy. I don't know I like the ruff and tuff kinda d00d..makes me feel better or something
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"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
Most people like me... or at least I think they do.
And your right Rig, just change what you look for till you find the right person. I'll have to try that!
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
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makes you think
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"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
The fact is, what you might consider 'ruff' is just more self confident and more apt to speak to women. I guarantee those qualities you specify are to be found in a lot of men that you don't meet, just the wierdos are the ones that come on to you.
Sounding bigheaded is the furthest thing from my mind, but the I feel I fit the attributes you gave earlier, because they are not too specific.
I'm not shy but I don't go saying hi to every girl I lthink I'd like to meet. I ride the tube (subway to you yanks) everyday and invariably there is a beautiful single women a few feet from me every trip. If you think about it, it's a great place to meet people. It's like a bar without the alcohol - noisy, full of people and hot. I often see them looking at me or get caught looking at them, a lot of times we both smile at one another, but no-one says hi. Wierd, but that's tube etiquette for you.
As for the 'ruff', I play rugby (I have the body size - not fat) and other sports, I wouldn't be embarrassed by my body if made to be naked public, I ride motorcycles, scuba dive, snowboard and have served compulsory time in the South African military. No tattoo yet, waiting till I see 'the' design that would inspire me.
I think that qualifies as 'ruff' and I find myself saying 'that's me' when some women describe some of these things as their preferences, but somehow I'm too chickenshit to say hi to a stranger. Some 'ruff' guys just don't act it. I'm not dumb either (most times) I'd even like the label of 'geek'.
The point is, don't confuse 'ruff' with loud. Loud guys are wankers of the highest order. Next time you see a 'ruff' guy look in the background for his 'quieter' buddy. That's where I am sometimes. Try 'reliable' instead. You'll probably get 'ruff' as an included option and not as the only option.
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
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back to the subject of the thread, when i picture the ideal guy-in-his-underwear scene, i see a guy with a muscular, well toned body in a sexy pair of boxer-briefs - they're so much sexier than any other men's underwear.
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[This message has been edited by rig_hater (edited June 23, 2000).]
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Just your generic meaningless signature. Mix with 2 quarts water and stir till evenly coated.
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.go.to/personguy >