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Topic: Thesis for Psych 101
started by: The_Stomper

Posted by The_Stomper on Jul. 03 2001,15:34

Meet "Stomper's Audiopenile equation":

Thesis: The louder the bass in your car radio, the smaller your penis.

Addendum A: If the presence of bass (B) is accompanied by the presence of Mid-to-high range and Useful Sounds Inside Car (MUSIC), the AudioPenile equation does not apply.

Addendum B: If the driver of the car does not use the bass (B) to gather whores (Ho), the AudioPenile equation does not apply.

Proof:

1. Massive amounts of bass (B) require massive subwoofers.

2. Frivolous expenditures on such frills as excessively large subwoofers signify a lack of self-esteem.

3. 99\% of all subwoofer-rigged cars are owned by teenage males.

4. The greatest causes of low self-esteem in teenage males are small penises (P) and confused sexuality (G).

5. Therefore B = G/P.

6. Due to the presence of whores (Ho) in the bass (B)-laden vehicles, and Ho = 1/G, G << 0.

7. Since B = G/P, G << 0, and B >> infinity: infinity = 0/P

8. As P << 0, 0/P >> infinity.

9. Therefore B is inversely proportional to P, proving thesis statement.

(Edit - Addendums for exceptions to the rule. That better, Sithiee?)

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This message has been edited by The_Stomper on July 05, 2001 at 11:45 AM

Posted by TallAssAzn on Jul. 03 2001,16:49

Reminds me of the proof that all girls are evil... Where did that thing get off to, anyway?

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Posted by LiNeY on Jul. 03 2001,18:23

If I'm not mistaken, that post was by PersonGuy, somewhere in the sex forum.

Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 03 2001,18:54

im comnfused

<< means much less than, and >> means much greater then. the abs of a value can't be << 0 no more then a value can be >> infinity.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 03 2001,18:59

you're forgetting ck minus bumbers and since sound levels go below our hearing capacity you can get a minus figure for bass

so stop trying to show off

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Posted by The_Stomper on Jul. 03 2001,20:30

<< = approaching from above but never quite reaching the value. (G << 0)

>> = approaching from below but never quite reaching the value. (B >> infinity)

Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 04 2001,00:00

LiNeY's right... < here it is >.
But the picture is gone.

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Posted by Sithiee on Jul. 04 2001,02:27

stomper, its only a penile thing if they use it to pick up hos. my friend has a massive sub, but he basically stays away from all the girls that go after him (and there are a whole lot). no, hes not gay, he just had the nice guy syndrome happen to him. and i quoteth the bitch "im sorry, but i dont think i can go to parties and NOT cheat on you". this explains why he tends to hesitate to get into relationships, not because hes gay. and he doesnt even need to stoop to hos, he could have hot/smart/cool chicks....they swoon when he takes off his shirt at sports practices....and he had a sophomore fanclub.....

/me is massivly jealous of guys who get all the hot chicks.

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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
does anyone not notcie that sithee isnt actually talking out of his ass like a lot of people here

Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 04 2001,02:31

limits use the symbol

lim
x->0

or atleast use A->0 because >> and << already mean much greater than or much less than. hey it confused me...

Posted by The_Stomper on Jul. 04 2001,05:47

I believe that post was created by syf0n ... and he was < syf0nized > by cr0 awhile ago.

I still have the formula ...

Girls require Time and Money
Girls = Time x Money

But Time is Money
Girls = Money x Money

Therefore
Girls = Money^2

But since Money is the root of all Evil
Money = Evil^½

Therefore
Girls = (Evil^½)^2

And
Girls = Evil

Therefore girls are evil.

I like mine better though.

This message has been edited by The_Stomper on July 04, 2001 at 12:48 PM

Posted by askheaves on Jul. 04 2001,14:57

>> and << also refer to the variable aproaching a number from one side... whereas limits are typically two directions... like a hyperbole or hole.

and i'm jealous of people with nice bodies too... wish i had enough initiative to do something about it.

Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 04 2001,15:30

well maybe in c++ or something but in math limit means whatever the var under it says. >> and << mean much more or less.

lim
x->0+

limit as x approaches 0 from the right

etc