Forum: The Classroom
Topic: Will the real slim shady please stand up...
started by: Chrissy
Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 29 2001,01:29
Ok this topic has nothing to do with Emenim but it occured to me that of the millions (ok not millions but many) people on this board I only know a handful of peoples real names...

You guys know mine- but my full name is actually
Christine (or hadnt you guessed that)

So I am curious- and if you guys arent too paranoid to let people know-

What is your real name...

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Posted by kai on Jun. 29 2001,01:55
<-------

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someone here is thinking about sex........... Okay, it's me.

Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 29 2001,02:10
my name is robert. or rob. dont call me bob though. it makes me sad cause thats what everyone called my grandfather (whos dead now). i was called beto in spanish class, because according to my teacher it meant bert. i have a slew of funny names involving my last name. but i dont trust you all like that, sorry.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
does anyone not notcie that sithee isnt actually talking out of his ass like a lot of people here
Posted by DeadAnztac on Jun. 29 2001,02:23
Names Ian Cunnyngham (thus my e-mail is ian@cunnyngham.net)

German name: Udo

Posted by kai on Jun. 29 2001,02:39
german name
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someone here is thinking about sex........... Okay, it's me.

Posted by KL1NK on Jun. 29 2001,03:11
mat
Posted by jim on Jun. 29 2001,03:25
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jim
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Posted by The_Stomper on Jun. 29 2001,03:26
Chris.

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Posted by fire_502 on Jun. 29 2001,03:40
Danielle
Posted by Neophyre on Jun. 29 2001,03:58
Ben
Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 29 2001,04:40
Name I Go By: Jeep
Birth Certificate: Kenneth
Latin I: Marcus
Latin II: Ieepus
Latin III: Can't remember... but it was Latin for "wimpy"

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Posted by SLATE on Jun. 29 2001,04:41
zach
zary
zach-attack
zach the flamer
slate
whatever
its 2:40am
im tired
i got a meeting at work to(day)morrow at 8:45am
bye

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quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
[person guy's mad scientist guy] i want you to touch my butt! <insert heavy breathing>[/person guy's mad scientist guy]
Posted by DuSTman on Jun. 29 2001,04:45
Daniel.
Posted by TheTaxMan on Jun. 29 2001,04:45
It's either Matt, Matthew, or Mathias depending on who you talk to.
Posted by Non on Jun. 29 2001,07:06
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Matt
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

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Posted by masher on Jun. 29 2001,08:41
Matthew

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Posted by kornalldaway on Jun. 29 2001,11:27
Dmitry or Dima for short
Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 29 2001,11:59
quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Latin III: Can't remember... but it was Latin for "wimpy"

NOW I REMEMBER! I also picked it because of it's fun to pronunc it wrong: Puselus (Pussy-less)

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-< PersonGuy >

Posted by ic0n0 on Jun. 29 2001,14:41
My Real name is Arthur, people call me art or arturo.

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"I am not a Marxist." -- Karl Marx

Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jun. 29 2001,15:10
Jeff "Chase" Venters

my pseudonyms:

renegade95 (old)
renegadesnark (used on this forum)
/etc/shadow (most recent, used on SA forums and in CStrike)

"Chase" when I post news to the detnet frontpage.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jun. 29 2001,15:50
Matt...oh wait that name is over it quota already.

So ill just go with Adam.

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Posted by Rhydant on Jun. 29 2001,18:27
Austin.

my name is cooler than your average generic name-picked-out-of-a-book-name. and its not Mat.

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Posted by TheTaxMan on Jun. 29 2001,19:47
If you're a guy that spell Matt with one 'T' I think you probably have one less teticle.
Posted by TonyDennis on Jun. 29 2001,19:57
adam
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jun. 29 2001,20:08
quote:
Originally posted by kai:
german name
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i know a guy called kai.

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Posted by AnimalPrime on Jun. 29 2001,22:32
my name is Reid (I'm not kidding thats my real name)

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Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 30 2001,01:41
DT, you slut.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
does anyone not notcie that sithee isnt actually talking out of his ass like a lot of people here
Posted by KL1NK on Jun. 30 2001,02:30
quote:
Originally posted by TheTaxMan:
If you're a guy that spell [b]Matt with one 'T' I think you probably have one less teticle.[/B]

if you say stupid shit like that you're probably a fucking moron.

Posted by SLATE on Jun. 30 2001,03:29
if you are a man and you have sex with other men, you probably are gay.

hmm
once again
its late
and im not funny
and im tired
cranky
gotta get up early
kill myself

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quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
[person guy's mad scientist guy] i want you to touch my butt! <insert heavy breathing>[/person guy's mad scientist guy]
Posted by mqa on Jun. 30 2001,04:25
whats wrong with the name matt?! i think its a fine name myself. if you havent guessed mqa=my initials (real creative huh?) my full name anyway is Matthew Quinn Ackerman.
Posted by Der_Teufel on Jun. 30 2001,05:40
Mark

quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
i have a slew of funny names involving my last name. but i dont trust you all like that, sorry.

<cough>Bader!</cough> Let the joking begin!
Posted by Vulu on Jun. 30 2001,05:44
Jazz


...YES LIKE THE FUCKING MUSIC...

Posted by Non on Jun. 30 2001,07:01
Damn, a lot of Matt's, goes to show how creative our parent generation was.
Posted by ic0n0 on Jun. 30 2001,13:06
My family wasnt very creative, everyone is named Patrick or Robert(Rob, Bob), besides me.

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Posted by just_dave on Jun. 30 2001,13:42
david....

how original.. hahaha

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 30 2001,14:13
I heard that Breanna was the number one name for girls last year... WTF IS THAT!? I'd much rather have a shit load of Sarahs!

Did anyone here where LLAdamC named almost EVERY guy name except for Justin? That was hillarious!

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"Thank you, God, for giving us leotards." -Koichi
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by LiNeY on Jun. 30 2001,16:04
The name is Caroline. Caroline Sophie to be exact. I'm not gonna give you my last name... though it's fun to hear Americans trying to pronounce it!
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 30 2001,16:24
James(Jim) Francis Goeke(go-key)

AKA
Alex, Grey, GS, Warhawk, CP, Cyberpsycho, and of corse, Wolf and Wolfguard.

"Don't call me Francis. If you call me Francis, ill kill you."

"Sit down Francis."

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Posted by Spydir on Jun. 30 2001,20:24
... you people don't know unoriginal... John J. Powers X, X as in tenth. TENTH. 10 generations of shear "I can't think of something, just give him my name" from the dads.

I'm just gonna have atleast 2 boys. One to keep the tradition, and one to name "austin danger powers", just cuz that's cool

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Posted by Dysorderia on Jul. 01 2001,02:26
quote:
Originally posted by SpydirI'm just gonna have atleast 2 boys. One to keep the tradition, and one to name "austin danger powers", just cuz that's cool

Austin powers....
LOL!
Nice!


/me is named Ben

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Posted by Greasemonk on Jul. 01 2001,11:48
I heard a rumor Eminem will be making an appearance on Southpark in a few weeks to kill off Kenny for good and another new character will be taking his place. Can anyone confirm this?

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jul. 01 2001,11:56
quote:
Originally posted by Non:
Damn, a lot of Matt's, goes to show how creative our parent generation was.

At least most of us are not of the 60/70s generation with names like moonbeam, starshine and zephion. I wonder what their parents were smoking?

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Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 01 2001,12:06
"dr. livingston i presume?"

i'm working on it

edit: i misspelled my name

This message has been edited by CatKnight on July 02, 2001 at 07:07 AM

Posted by askheaves on Jul. 01 2001,14:59
Brett James Morien

also go by BJ. and, if you've guessed, I've heard every joke possible... by the time I reached high school.

Kids can be so cruel.

Posted by jiggyfresh on Jul. 01 2001,15:08
#188263
i was born in a human genetics lab
opps did i say too much
Posted by Observer on Jul. 01 2001,15:53
Ray. But you can't call me Jay.

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Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 01 2001,16:06
or you can call him rayjay, or you can call him...

hehe

Posted by Vulu on Jul. 01 2001,18:24
Wow. No Jazz jokes...

shibby!

Posted by Sithiee on Jul. 01 2001,20:50
quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
also go by BJ. and, if you've guessed, I've heard every joke possible... by the time I reached high school.

Kids can be so cruel.

hey yknow what everyone thinks is original?

"hey man, if you had a butler, hed have to call you master! hahahah get it? im original!"

at least like 50 people have thought they were the first to come up with this.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
does anyone not notcie that sithee isnt actually talking out of his ass like a lot of people here
Posted by jiggyfresh on Jul. 02 2001,00:20
quote:
Originally posted by Vulu:
Wow. No Jazz jokes...

shibby!

well how about a 'shibby!' joke..
i cant think of a good one, so how about your a dork

Posted by melk0r on Jul. 02 2001,02:10
ok, talk about getting made fun of. my name is david cassity. "kieth partridge." davey crockett. whatever. i've heard them all as well.
Posted by pengu1nn on Jul. 02 2001,16:24
quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
Brett James Morien

also go by BJ. and, if you've guessed, I've heard every joke possible... by the time I reached high school.

haha loser, j/k i had to put up with the same shit. good to know i wasn't the only one who had to live with those horrible initals.

BJD
Brandon would be my first name, my social security number is 420-6...... forgot this isn't about me.

Posted by Ash on Jul. 03 2001,02:23
<------ short for Ashley, and it's not a girls name... named after my Great Grandfather.

And the people who try to be funny, ash-tray, ash-hole, ash ketchem (from pokemon) I wanna hit them all with a hammer or something. At least try something original.

-Ash

Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 03 2001,03:20
someone should smack your parents over with a 2x4 because ashley IS a girl's name. hate to break it to ya...
Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 03 2001,04:44
quote:
Originally posted by Dysorderia:

Austin powers....
LOL!
Nice!

fuck you.
i know the austin power thing wasnt directed towards me, but that fucking movie has ruined my good damned name.

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Posted by kornalldaway on Jul. 03 2001,11:24
quote:
Originally posted by jiggyfresh:
#188263
i was born in a human genetics lab
opps did i say too much

yet another one from the X5 team...
are u planning on making guest appearance on dark angel or something?

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jul. 03 2001,11:44
She was a genetic success that’s why we want her back.

#188263, well, it can remain free. It just did not work out the way we hoped. We were trying for something human but...

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 03 2001,13:53
quote:
Originally posted by Ash:
At least try something original.
-Ash

How bought this?

*ring ring*
Bartender: Hello.
Jeep: Hi, I'd like to speak to someone at the bar.
Bartender: What's his name?
Jeep: Middle initial - A... Last name - Watago... First name - Ash...
Bartender: Ash A Watago? Ash A Watago?

Ok... not funny... but ORIGINAL.

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Posted by Sithiee on Jul. 03 2001,14:17
i dont get it.
/me feels dumb.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
does anyone not notcie that sithee isnt actually talking out of his ass like a lot of people here
Posted by The_Stomper on Jul. 03 2001,15:43
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
someone should smack your parents over with a 2x4 because ashley IS a girl's name. hate to break it to ya...

Please don't tell me you've never heard of Evil Dead.

"Name's Ash ... Housewares."

muhahahah. Ashley is both a girl's and a boy's name ... however, going by Ash will be just fine. Just get yourself a chainsaw and a boomstick.

This message has been edited by The_Stomper on July 04, 2001 at 10:44 AM

Posted by Dysorderia on Jul. 03 2001,18:03
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:

fuck you.

No.
fuck you, Rhydant, i insist.

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Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 03 2001,19:00
well ash for a guy is fine, but if your full name is ashley then you are screwed
Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 03 2001,23:40
BTW... I knew a guy named Ashbey (ash-bee) once. THAT is a guy's name that is shortened to Ash. But with and glass house like mine, I probably shouldn't be throwing any stones.

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"Thank you, God, for giving us leotards." -Koichi
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Posted by Ash on Jul. 04 2001,03:55
Well CK if you look back about 25-30 years Ashley was listed only in the boys section of name books. Might have been somewhere in the late 70's early 80's that it started showing up in the girls section.

PG, you get 1 point for creativity but -2 million points cause it's not funny.
Too much Whose's Line is it anyway.

-Ash

Posted by nautilus on Jul. 08 2001,23:50
quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
Ray. But you can't call me Jay.

And you also can't call him gay.

Oh yeah, and my name is Liz.

Posted by kornalldaway on Jul. 08 2001,23:59
quote:
Originally posted by Ash:
...Too much Whose's Line is it anyway...

Whose's?
damn, that one is really hard to read

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Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 09 2001,11:29
quote:
And you also can't call him gay.

how would YOU know?

Posted by nautilus on Jul. 09 2001,13:18
< http://www.detonate.net/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000995.html >

As has already been discussed, Observer and I see or talk to each other pretty much every day. He and Kuru and I have all known each other since before there was a detnet.

Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 10 2001,13:04
quote:
Originally posted by Dysorderia:
No.
fuck you, Rhydant, i insist.

i dont like you. go stick a pitchfork up your ass. damn!

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Posted by incubus on Jul. 10 2001,13:16
Michael Darren Grice.
But by my 2 main circles of friends it's either Mike or Gricey.

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As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

Posted by afropik on Jul. 10 2001,17:45
real name: Terence
fake name: Dennis James Harrisburg

Don't go asking how I came about a fake name. It's a fairly long story.

Posted by Caseman985 on Jul. 11 2001,16:05
My name is Bob I. Crandall
My GF's name is Ashley Casson
at least your not a girl named Ashley, their everywhere.

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Posted by demonk on Jul. 11 2001,19:45
Adam

Lets just leave it at that. I don't trust some of you enought to let you be around me with even a rubberband, let alone give out my last name.

Posted by Blowgoats on Jul. 11 2001,20:09
I thought I'd never see so many "Matts" in a room...
As for my name, it's Graham. Yes, as in the cracker. Or as Jazz would refer to as Guano...

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Posted by solid on Jul. 12 2001,22:16
Well I guess I'm the only one here with a foriegn name.

Barzin.
Bart if you can't pronounce it.

Posted by Vulu on Jul. 13 2001,05:23
GUANO BOY! (points to BG)
</good times>
Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 13 2001,05:45
my best friend's name is Brett. he hates that name. so i call him Debrah or Francis. but hes got cool entials. BAM. h4w.

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