Forum: The Classroom
Topic: JACKASS!
started by: PersonGuy
Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 15 2000,04:12
I was getting on the bus and carrying 2 REALLY BIG duffle bags full of stuff that I had to get to one one my friends...
So anyway, I'm struggling to carry these things and struggling to show the driver my ticket and everything. I look, and practically all the seats are taken in the front. I start walking to the back as quickly as possible, and I accidently step on some guys foot (which was WAY too far into the isle BTW). I gave a quick appology, and started to go further back.
Then over my shoulder I hear, "Hey! Yoh foh-got suh-mmm!" So I turn around, and the guy KICKS ME IN THE SHIN!!
He's lookin at me like I've just banged his girl friend, and now he wants to rip my genitalia off and use it as a marijana pipe, so naturally I do the stupid thing an flip him off!
Odviously pissed, he stands up, grabs me, prys the door open an shoves me out (luckily with my bags)! (I think the bus was going about 15 m/h) I roll to a stop and when I stand up to dust myself off, some moron is stopped right in front of me, LEANING on his horn! Oooooooooooo.... he's in SSSSSUUUUUCCCCHHHHHH a rush!!!!!!!!!
JACKASS!
Now, am I right in assuming that they're both JACKASSes, or was I the one who was wrong here!?!?------------------
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Posted by The_Hiro on Jul. 15 2000,04:29
You were definitely in the right. I can't believe that pricks like that exist. When I think of situations like that I think of the movie Falling Down. Vigilante justice seems quite seductive.
Posted by k00gs on Jul. 15 2000,17:00
I think these situations are why we have gun control =)
Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 15 2000,18:04
hehe... Falling Down is one of my all time favories...Yah, I don't think it would've been right to shoot anyone over... (or were you talking about the Jackasses having guns?) and come to think of it that bus driver didn't even notice!!!  ------------------
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Posted by Sithiee on Jul. 15 2000,21:16
this is why i promote ball kicking. now if you had done the smart thing (kicked the guy in the balls) after he kicked you in the shin, not only would he have been quite likely to leave you alone, but you also would not have been shoved off the bus.
Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 15 2000,23:01
OH SURE... heinsight is 20/20!------------------
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Posted by Sithiee on Jul. 16 2000,02:19
yeah, well i always kick people who get on my nerves in the balls...if they dont have any, well then i just sort of whimper and cry untill they leave me alone...and its hindsight
Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 16 2000,15:59
(sorry I was feeling German)Anyway, I used to be wimp in school, so ANYONE could protect me. One time this little chick said she'd cover me while I tried to take sneak a bite of their ice-cream. She said, "If they come after you, I'll kick 'em in the balls! And if they don't have any... I'll punch 'em in the boobs!" Any way, it reminds me of a question for the ladies... Is it gut renchingly painful to be punched in the boobs? Do you have a similar "weak spot like men"? I've always wondered... ------------------
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Posted by Kolben on Jul. 16 2000,16:45
hehe, PersonGuy...be careful with that question...if the girl can reach you anyway. I once asked a girl in my school (my girlfriend now) the exact same question. She said "let me think about it". Then she kicked me in the bad place, I collapsed on the floor and she said "nope".
Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 18 2000,01:25
/feels sharp pain in crouch
/covers junk in involentary defence
Posted by kixzor2 on Aug. 17 2000,01:31
For your info PersonGuy - Yes it can hurt if ya get a girl downbelow, but it's more of where the pelivc bone is under the skin - that hurts like hell.How do I know? An unfortunate incident with a stairway bannister rail. nuff said.
Posted by Vigilante on Aug. 17 2000,01:54
I'll second Hiro's opinion up there. 
Posted by PersonGuy on Aug. 17 2000,02:47
nooooo.... unless I got BOTH parts, I'm sure that it hurts guys there too... I'm a janator, and sometimes when I'm pushing a dust mop, it gets caught, and the handle RAMs there and hurts a TON! Anyway, it's because of little tubes from you kidneys to your bladder. It doesn't have to do with being a chick. (It's embarassing when I know so much about the body... oh well, that's what I get for treating anatomy books as porn when I was younger)------------------
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Posted by Happyfish on Aug. 17 2000,06:56
huh? kidneys to your bladder?
I don't follow...those tubes are pretty well protected...
Now the tubes (vas deferens(sp?) or something?? trying to remember gr 12 bio) from your testicles are not so well protected..
Posted by reman on Aug. 18 2000,00:50
My first reaction to your story was to say that you should have dropped you bags leaned over and said 'fuckin do that again and i will rip you a new asshole', but then I thought hey I would have done that but I am 6' 2" and hunker chunker...i.e. im the person everyone calls big guy, and no one hassles unless they are a bunch of large islanders (if you live in sydney or aussie you know what i mean). because if i punched some guy in the head i would break more than just his jaw...(and no i don't mean my hand)but of course you may be short an weedy in which case aforementioned actions may not be the best course to take. of course YMMV regards, reman ------------------
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Posted by Sithiee on Aug. 18 2000,01:34
actually, if you say it like you mean it, no matter what your size is, it could work...like ed norton said, most people will do anything to avoid getting into a fight.
Posted by PersonGuy on Aug. 18 2000,03:18
RESPECT MY ATHORITI!! I looked at the stinkin pictures for a year, I know what I'm talking about! It comes to the tube think comes to the front of your body at about hip height, and follows the outside of your leg muscle all the way to your big harry place! Besides, I'm skinny enough that I can see it (and feel it) very easily.------------------
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Posted by Happyfish on Aug. 18 2000,04:40
okay, if you say so, I'm not going to bother looking it up...
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