Forum: The Classroom
Topic: May I have your attention please?
started by: cr0bar

Posted by cr0bar on May 18 2000,03:39
Let's see where this takes us. Have at it!

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Posted by Epoxy on May 18 2000,04:06
w00t

Nice, well done

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Cheers
--Rob


Posted by Wookie on May 18 2000,04:37
Damnit!!!!

I missed first post!!!
grrrrrrr

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Wookie
PHP Programmer of < Cyber6tem >


Posted by proteus on May 18 2000,07:51
Poor guy. Too bad about losing all the older stuff, too. Stupid Superb.
Posted by jim on May 18 2000,07:58
Congrats on the new BBS...

I guess UBB isn't as bad as I remembered it. The new server rocks too. MUCH, MUCH, faster!!!!

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Posted by kiddeo on May 18 2000,11:02
*raises hand*

isn't it a little lame that everyone uses this UBB and the previous comments sections for their advertisement purposes?

for example.
-=Wookie
PHP Programmer of Cyber6tem=-

no offense, but does it really matter for us to know who you are and who you are with?

a plain "Wookie" would have told us enough about yourself. and let your comment tell us how you feel. not your signature to tell us that you are a sickening PHP Programmer of that what i call "supposedly great web design crap bullshit organisation"

feeling a little off the edge. sorry if i hate your feelings. big boy.


Posted by Wookie on May 18 2000,11:37
yeah
I know it's lame, but at least my logging script tells me that 14 of you have come to my website in the last 6 hours (and that's during the night)

so I'm happy, even though noone is gonna stay on it or even come back since it's all in french and noone on Detnet gives a fuck about a lame french website...

maybe I'll drop the "PHP programmer" part...
it sounds like I've got a disproportionate ego
kinda like cr0bar using the "Royal we" in hist last post

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PHP Programmer of < Cyber6tem >


Posted by jim on May 18 2000,12:16
I'm with you Wookie!

I don't come on here promoting my website or anything, but just cause it's part of my sig, and it's clickable, I've taken over 60 hits coming from detnet. So who gives a fuck. If you don't want to click, then don't. After burning myself out on the content here, I often visit links posted in people's sigs.

Like j1mmy.com or even l33tjamesburley or whoever the fuck that little poser is?!?!?!

PS: Why must we all have a status of lam0r and cr0 gets to be numero uno or whatever. We weren't the ones not keeping local backups of our websites.

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Posted by Anztac on May 18 2000,12:53
I don't wanna be lam0r!!! I'm second only to cr0! well and ceaser, and ator, and ahhh SHIT...Well I'm still not l4me

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~Anztac
(formerly kriegman)

"I am easily driven into
a flying rage by
blithering idiots"
-cr0bar [The god of this
domain]

"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply
because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However,
not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite
number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as
near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the
planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that
the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you
may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged
imagination."
-"The Restaurant at the End of the Universe", Douglas Adams


Posted by Anztac on May 18 2000,12:56
hah fixed sig I think

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~Anztac
(formerly kriegman)


"I am easily driven into a flying rage by blithering idiots"
-cr0bar [The god of this domain]


"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination."
-"The Restaurant at the End of the Universe", Douglas Adams


Posted by titalwave on May 18 2000,15:11
Like the new site man. Keep everything your rocking i visit at least three times a day!!

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Posted by Ansible on May 18 2000,15:17
You will get rid of the "lam0r" tag when a certain event happens. As most of my fellow UBB-Elder brethren will attest to. But i'm not allowed to say any more.
Posted by Kolben on May 18 2000,17:11
How many persons are you cr0?? I meen, It says "we" all over the bbs....
Posted by Epoxy on May 18 2000,17:14
and Contact Us

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Cheers
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Posted by Wookie on May 18 2000,17:19
all these hits on the websites and the thousands of geeks worshipping him has affected the poor boy's mind...

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Wookie
PHP Programmer of < Cyber6tem >


Posted by Epoxy on May 18 2000,18:07
Huge sigs like that one suck shit from dead cats

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Cheers
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Posted by Ansible on May 18 2000,18:41
For all UBB's, a sig should not be over 4 lines, This is not bloody usenet. I am going to get that appended to the constitution.
Posted by aventari on May 18 2000,19:47
yeah Anztac, no offense, but _loose the sig_!

dont get me wrong, im the biggest douglas adams fan i know, but once you read that sig once...

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"witty one-liner"


Posted by kiddeo on May 18 2000,19:49
it's not the links dicko. it's the .. oh nevermind. you won't understand proper english. oh yes, you can go ahead and turn the tables on me.
Posted by marc c on May 18 2000,23:12
quote:
isn't it a little lame that everyone uses this UBB and the previous comments sections for their advertisement purposes?
It all depends. Personally, I beleive sigs should be used for names, and other content only when appropreite. For example, I linked my site because it's humor related. If this were a gaming forum, I would re-consider that.

What really bothers me is stupid quotes I could care less about, especially when they are so long they get in the way of my reading the thread (Anztac!).

quote:
I don't wanna be lam0r!!! I'm second only to cr0! well and ceaser, and ator, and ahhh SHIT...Well I'm still not l4me
I guess I'm not the only Arser over here...

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< lmao.cjb.net - funny pictures >.


Posted by Bob_Cannibal on May 18 2000,23:18
I love detnet!
What's the amount of posts to become a flaming topic?

and to become something other than "lam0r"?

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Posted by marc c on May 18 2000,23:25
I highly suspect cr0bar left it at the default, which is 15 and 31.
Posted by Hellraiser on May 18 2000,23:26
Well, we can't all be El Numero Uno, but it's about time I got upgraded to a l33t hax0r. And signatures shouldn't be more than 2 lines, else it is a waste of space. Anything else should be part of the actual message, whether it is worth saying or not. I need to get some sleep, I couldn't tell if that last sentence made sense or not, but dead flies tell no tales, as the good professor Morley can attest.
Posted by veistran on May 19 2000,01:44
Yes, short sig is good.
Whinning is bad is ually.
Money for me in earth: 2025 is good.
My tanks w/o parking space in e:2025 is bad.
Putting a link in your sig is okay.
ME being bored is bad.

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Veistran

I have no room to park my tanks.


Posted by VinkFloyd on May 19 2000,02:02
Ohhhhhh Goody. Another UBB for me to waste hours looking through. The old comments system was pretty cool. det.net is the only site I've seen to put that type of system to good use. But I suppose this is progress.
My Ũ.02

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Posted by Anztac on May 19 2000,02:03
Well I took off the Doug Adams, but I cracked for at least 10 min after reading "I am easily driven to rage by blithering idiots". And it kinda of describes me very well.

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~Anztac (formerly kriegman)

"I am easily driven into a flying rage by blithering idiots"
-cr0bar [The god of this domain]


Posted by mqa on May 19 2000,03:19
The new design is better too.
Posted by Hellraiser on May 19 2000,07:39
Me like it too.
Posted by kiddeo on May 21 2000,19:47
make that three.
Posted by incubus on May 21 2000,22:59
quote:
Originally posted by Wookie:
Damnit!!!!

I missed first post!!!
grrrrrrr


It makes me think actually, how many of us here are regs from < SlashDot.org >?

Oh, and hi everybody

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As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...


Posted by ChaosLzrd on May 26 2000,21:13
To Answer His Question My Favorite Implament Is A Sledgehammer So i Can Beat Steve Cases Head Senseless As i Get Booted Off Aol For To Many Other Lamers Like Me Are On

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The Clueless Wonder


Posted by xaustinx on May 30 2000,03:36
and put one of those fingers on each hand up
Posted by Hellraiser on May 30 2000,07:46
I think some people went through and posted as many times as they could the first night to get to l33t hax0r status.

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Posted by Raven on May 30 2000,17:43
yOiNK!?

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Posted by Raven on May 30 2000,17:44
yes i am 1337 haXor now! i am the man! not...

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Posted by xaustinx on May 31 2000,00:13
yourself included
Posted by Anztac on May 31 2000,01:34
AUSTIN THIS IS AN OLD THREAD!!! DON'T COMMENT ON IT! I DON"T WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN. THAT IS SO LAME.
Posted by jim on May 31 2000,08:39
This is why we need moderators....

If the topic isn't closed, then it's still open for discussion.

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Posted by ch1ckie on May 31 2000,11:30
i don't know about you guys, but i'd much rather have 'lam0r' status than 'l33t hax0r' status, but then again, we're all entitled to our own opinions...
Posted by jim on May 31 2000,11:48
I just want any status that doesn't have a damn number in it!

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Posted by Lordbrandon on May 31 2000,16:03
and their should be more than 2 statuseese
Posted by ch1ckie on May 31 2000,19:56
i agree with both of you....no numbers, and diff status', like... 'detchick' or something. hmm.
Posted by Nero on May 31 2000,21:31
twice today do i fully agree with jim. can we have a smart/dumbass status somewhere? i nominate anyone over 25 ('cept cr0 cause he owns the place) to be able to moderate that one. i figure that'll knock out most of us, so maybe someone more "grounded in reality" (f you pops) will be more jaded to life and able to help determine smart and/or dumbasses.
Posted by jim on May 31 2000,21:45
WOW!!!!

Someone not only agrees with me, but agrees with me more than once... Sheesh, and I thought I'd heard everything!

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jim
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Posted by Kayy on May 31 2000,22:10
Nice try at getting some more statuses people, but there are only four available in the UBB Admin area:-

1 - Administrator
2 - Moderator
3 - Member
4 - Junior member

(those are the default settings)

And yeah, I'll say it would be better to have more, but who really cares that much? honestly?

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Posted by xaustinx on Jun. 01 2000,01:30
im so sick of getting yelled at post just posting.. this is a BB, you're suppose to post messages to it. If you're agianst the system, then petion agisnt it or something dont complain to me.

[This message has been edited by xaustinx (edited June 01, 2000).]


Posted by Neophyre on Apr. 12 2001,06:50
<Anztac>
PSYCHOSOMATIC_PLAGUE THIS IS AN OLD THREAD!!! DON'T COMMENT ON IT! I DON"T WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN. THAT IS SO LAME.
</Anztac>


Posted by Observer on Apr. 12 2001,13:36
If nobody brought back old threads, the newbies would never read them. And they would make more duplicate threads with arguments so many of us have already read before.

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Posted by Psychosomatic_plague on Apr. 12 2001,17:54
awwww the good old days.

Hey all you newbies feeling bad 'cus all the 133t ha><0rs are flamin' you for being such worthless excuses for human beings, try suicide, just kiddin'. Try Look back at when they were Newbie Lam0rs with more pokemon cards than pubic hairs, just like you.

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Posted by Vulu on Apr. 12 2001,22:12
Man. So many spazzes...
Posted by askheaves on Apr. 12 2001,23:41
Geek, Dweeb, or Spaz?
Posted by masher on Apr. 13 2001,04:21
my god, Anztac's sig was long...

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"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Einstein


Posted by just_dave on Apr. 13 2001,05:25
humm?????
Posted by melk0r on Apr. 13 2001,05:46
quote:
Originally posted by just_dave:
humm?????

HAHA that was just a poor excuse at getting another post.

edit- come to think of it so was this.

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This message has been edited by melk0r on April 13, 2001 at 12:47 PM


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