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Topic: Can I?
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on May 21 2001,23:34

I have a bird. It's name is Bird. Bird is a cock-a-two (heh... SP). Bird makes this sound all day and night:
"SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!
SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK! SKRAAK!"

Bird eats food, waists my time, and provides ZERO entertainment. Infact, Bird will try to eat you if you get within 2 meters of his cage.

Can I kill him? Is it really wrong if I take a gun and blow his brains out? Please?

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Posted by d1ce on May 21 2001,23:55

Mail it to syf0n.

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Posted by mqa on May 21 2001,23:59

buy or adopt a cat. put the two in a room together. then you can get some entertainment out of the fucker.

Posted by Blowgoats on May 22 2001,00:03

hmmm....a hammer comes to mind....that could be messy, though...or you could teach it tricks. That could be something to do without have the Humaine Society on your ass....

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Posted by DuSTman on May 22 2001,00:15

I think only a death related to electricity would really suffice.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 22 2001,00:22

quote:
Originally posted by Blowgoats:
you could teach it tricks.

Come on bird... You can do it... You can do it... Jump in the woodchipper...the woodchipper is your friend...

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Posted by Frosty on May 22 2001,01:40

quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
I have an AWM rifle at the farm, I could take it apart!

I can't tell if you're attempting to be serious or not.

Posted by Dysorderia on May 27 2001,21:44

quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Come on bird... You can do it... You can do it... Jump in the woodchipper...the woodchipper is your friend...

HAHAHA...
nice

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Posted by Dysorderia on May 27 2001,21:46

You could try hooking the cage to a car battery.
that would shut it up quickly

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Posted by cr0bar on May 28 2001,01:05

Just let it go, that way you don't have to deal with it, and it gets something it probably wants real bad. Freedom. (The freedom to eat garbage and shit on cars)

Posted by DeadAnztac on May 28 2001,01:13

Cr0, truely when faced with scathing winds and torrents pouring forth stain, your mind thinks cleverly to the leprous angels found in all train crashes.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on May 28 2001,09:11

feed it some potasium nitrate mixed in with its food (a lot of the shit) and then mabye...just mabye it'll explode when the stuff reacts with its stomach acid

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Posted by Vulu on May 28 2001,14:08

You could always stick it up your ass.

Posted by Rhydant on May 28 2001,14:21

quote:
Originally posted by Frosty:
I can't tell if you're attempting to be serious or not.

ok, 3 things here:
1.) the only farms in New Orleans are tobbaco farms. and even them rich white people (syp0n) dont work there.
2.) there isnt a company that actually makes the Artic Warefare Magnum. atleast not to my knowledge.
3.) if syp0n DID infact hve a AWM, he probobly would of acidently shot his foot of by now.

uhm... i hear cockato's make a fine meat pie. or something.

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Posted by PersonGuy on May 28 2001,14:45

quote:
Originally posted by Vulu:
You could always stick it up your ass.

NOT WHILE IT'S ALIVE!! NO WAY!!

Posted by PersonGuy on May 28 2001,14:48

quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
Freedom.

Hrm... I clipped it's wings... it won't go away.

Posted by CatKnight on May 28 2001,14:53

IRL, the AWM looks just like a .22, although I'm sure it's a lot bigger

Posted by Jynx on May 28 2001,18:59

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Hrm... I clipped it's wings... it won't go away.

Uhh, dude, those primaries grow back after a season. If you REALLY want to let it go, just wait until its next molt is done, and it can fly.

If you can't wait that long, then just sell it on Ebay. Or, if you don't want to ship it, try selling it to a pet store. Seriously.

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Posted by Spydir on May 28 2001,19:18

my sister's going to college this year. Give it to her. She needs the company because she's a complete loser who's friends are only friends with her because they want something, and the bird will end up dying either a) her yelling at it for 15 seconds then appologizing right afterward (confusing it to death), or b) her odd aroma she leaves for about half an hour when she gets out of the shower...

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 28 2001,19:20

quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
I moved to New Orleans from Pittsburgh 3 years ago. I have an AWM there, at the farm -- it's outside of an Amish town called Volant, in New Wilmington, PA. Actually, it's mine and my brothers. It weighs about 30 pounds, there's no way you could fire it without a bipod or tripod, and thusly could not shoot yourself in the foot -- it's also incredibly (unecessarily) large for a gun. And it's cobalt blue, not green like the one in CS. The one in CS looks cooler, too. But it is very accurate, and shoots some special types of ammo that are pretty cool.

WTF Who cares about that. Its just a .308 heavy barrel. If you want a badass gun look < here >, < here > and < here >. If you wanted to put a serious cramp on someone/somethings weekend... this would do the trick.

I will own one of these before I die.....

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This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 29, 2001 at 02:22 PM

Posted by j0eSmith on May 28 2001,22:23

I'm just going to wait for someone with some indepth knowledge of sharpshooting (IE: Wolfguard or possibly jim) to post here.

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Posted by Frosty on May 28 2001,22:53

quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
I moved to New Orleans from Pittsburgh 3 years ago. I have an AWM there, at the farm -- it's outside of an Amish town called Volant, in New Wilmington, PA. Actually, it's mine and my brothers. It weighs about 30 pounds, there's no way you could fire it without a bipod or tripod, and thusly could not shoot yourself in the foot -- it's also incredibly (unecessarily) large for a gun. And it's cobalt blue, not green like the one in CS. The one in CS looks cooler, too. But it is very accurate, and shoots some special types of ammo that are pretty cool.

1. Any weapon can be fired without a bipod/tripod. The question is how many rounds you can get off and how accurate they'd be. You could easily shoot yourself in the foot.
2. If you knew anything about firearms, you'd understand how the size of...argh, never mind. I'm not going to try with that.
3. Of those links...none of them allow you to actually purchase an Arctic Warfare Magnum sniper rifle. This is because you can't. Now, the one in CS is called the AWM/P, because it is the police force variant (policemen are civilians so there're restrictions on what they can use). Now, I didn't research this, but I would assume that means a standard AWM is military issue. Which means you don't have one. If you DO have something similar, it's only an imitation and not the actual firearm. Plus...how old are you? There's no way you owned a rifle that powerful three years ago. Whatever, dude.
4. I own an M249.

Posted by jim on May 28 2001,22:56

quote:
Originally posted by j0eSmith:
I'm just going to wait for someone with some indepth knowledge of sharpshooting (IE: Wolfguard or possibly jim) to post here.

I'm staying out of this one.

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Posted by Blowgoats on May 28 2001,23:12

quote:
Originally posted by jim:I'm staying out of this one.

Smart choice. Seriosly.

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Posted by j0eSmith on May 28 2001,23:38

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Posted by askheaves on May 28 2001,23:45

quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
And now that I've mentioned "four feet long", I'd like to bring to your attention that my member is about that length. Give or take a few inches

Since when was few defined as 47?

Why do you do this to yourself?

Posted by Vulu on May 29 2001,00:08

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
NOT WHILE IT'S ALIVE!! NO WAY!!

But that's no fun

Posted by The_Stomper on May 29 2001,00:17

You can't mess with this piece of hardware: < Heckler & Koch PSG-1 >

That is, if you can handle the recoil. Anyone who knows what a rubber mallet feels like - picture one being swung into your shoulder. Smarts, don't it?

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Posted by PersonGuy on May 29 2001,01:20

quote:
Originally posted by Spydir:
my sister's going to college this year. Give it to her.

Hmmm... that might actually work. Call me a pussy, but I just can't bring myself to kill it (and it's OLDER THAN ME! I don't think any pet store will buy it).

Posted by Frosty on May 29 2001,04:53

quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
My grandfather bought the AWM about 4 years ago. He "gave" it to me and my brother...when we visit during the summers we have fun with it. I am guessing he got it military surplus.
The AWM is a real rifle...I don't know why you're so suspicious, it's just a big gun. Too heavy to really be practical for good use, more of an oddity than anything, but still fun to play around with.

I personally never said it wasn't real (someone else may have), but the fact that you, who are constantly tooting your horn about your things, happens to one day say that he has the most powerful weapon from a popular video game...yeah. Whatever. I still don't buy it. Mail me a picture of you holding it and i'll believe you.
(that doesn't mean an electronic picture which you can edit in photoshop, thanks)

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 29 2001,11:15

quote:
Originally posted by The_Stomper:
You can't mess with this piece of hardware: < Heckler & Koch PSG-1 >

Dude I held one of these at a gunshow. JFC That was a badass weapon. Even being nato, it was badass. I also held a Walther PPK. Fires the exact same shot as the heckler(cause its nato ..duh) but fits almost in the palm of your hand.

And on the subject of rubber mallet in the shoulder.. try shooting a 3 gauge shotgun. The were initially created for killing "FLOCKS" of ducks and geese. And your were supposed to shoot it from a boat to absorb some of the recoil. I...uh ...didnt.. and ...was sorry...ow. I shot #1 buckshot and it knocked me directly onto my ass, dislocated my shoulder and gave me a NASTY bruise. I would hate to shoot a slug with it..

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