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Topic: The average person..
started by: DuSTman

Posted by DuSTman on May 18 2001,22:38

The average person eats 10 spiders in their sleep each year.

I tell you this because i woke up with an extremely disgusting taste in the back of my mouth that i was unable to identify.

Posted by kai on May 18 2001,22:42

last night i picked up a pepsi can(i thought it was mine)and drank some of it, it was disgusting and there were hard things in it. my friend was oh god you didn't just drink that did you? and i was like maybe...
so then he tells me it's been there for like at least three weeks. I had no idea pepsi could get a skin on it.

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someone here is thinking about sex........... Okay, it's me.

Posted by G-PRIME on May 19 2001,00:17

only 10?

how's the pale cola?

This message has been edited by G-PRIME on May 19, 2001 at 07:20 PM

Posted by nobody on May 19 2001,00:47

DuSTman: Thanks, that was exactly what I needed to read just before going to bed

This message has been edited by nobody on May 19, 2001 at 07:48 PM

Posted by solid on May 19 2001,00:56

What if you live in like.. a .. spider cavern..?

Posted by PersonGuy on May 19 2001,02:12

Well then you would be above average...

Factoids:
The average person has a butt.
The average person has looked at their feet at least once.
The average person can volentarily fart.

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"The only thread about ME likened me to poo shaped mummy."
"Have a nice day, because monkeys don't."
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by kai on May 19 2001,02:18

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
The average person has a butt.

and i thought i was special

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someone here is thinking about sex........... Okay, it's me.

Posted by solid on May 19 2001,03:06

/me feels ass

mmm yep.
im quite an average guy if i may say so myself.

(and if that disturbed you i blame pg )

Posted by Rhydant on May 19 2001,04:09

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
The average person can volentarily fart.

Pppppppffffrrrrtttt......

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I may be paranoid, but not an Andriod.

Posted by DeadAnztac on May 19 2001,13:13

You can not sneeze with your eyes open (DON'T TRY THIS!!),
when you sneeze all the organs in your body stop, even your heart.

Posted by d1ce on May 19 2001,15:00

quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
when you sneeze all the organs in your body stop, even your heart.

Yup. You're closest to being dead when you sneeze then you ever are... except when you die...

Kinda creepy...

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Eternally confused.

Posted by Rhydant on May 19 2001,15:31

quote:
Originally posted by Prometheus:
But you have to be careful, or you may get more than you bargained for....

just dont light any matches

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I may be paranoid, but not an Andriod.

Posted by Prometheus on May 19 2001,17:43

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
The average person can volentarily fart

But you have to be careful, or you may get more than you bargained for....

Nice sig, Rhydant.

This message has been edited by Prometheus on May 20, 2001 at 12:43 AM

Posted by Nene on May 20 2001,03:20

Dont mean to be a downer on the subject of spiders for dinner, but that's an urban legend (as far as I know)

< http://www.snopes2.com/spoons/fracture/spiders.htm >

Posted by Sithiee on May 20 2001,05:11

i tried sneezing with my eyes open once (after someone told me it couldnt be done), and instead of sneezing, it turned into a huge painful cough...it hurt like a bitch, and i was not happy i had tried it.

Posted by CatKnight on May 20 2001,11:07

how do we know that the urban legend site is just an urban legend itself? maybe it's a huge conspiracy!

btw the face that a guy makes while sneezing is the same face we make while orgasming. hehe

Posted by Nene on May 20 2001,13:10

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
how do we know that the urban legend site is just an urban legend itself? maybe it's a huge conspiracy!

*pounding her head against the keyboard*

CatNight, you are great, argue for the sake of arguing.

*sigh*

This message has been edited by Nene on May 21, 2001 at 08:11 AM

Posted by DuSTman on May 20 2001,13:43

Cool.. I'm actually quite pleased that was an overestimation..

err. how many spiders do we eat.. i mean if one crawls into our mouths nocturnally we'd probably munch it without much thought..

I apologise for spreading a vicious lie

Posted by Sithiee on May 21 2001,05:53

quote:
Originally posted by Nene:
argue for the sake of arguing.

according to lots of my classmates, i do this too....but i dont think i notice it....they dont like it though