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Topic: orange juice
started by: SiLVeR54

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 07 2001,00:27

i had this glass of orange juice today, and it tasted weird.. so i looked at the label thingy, and it said that it expired a week ago! i start to gag JUST a little,
<flashback> OMG! I'M GONNA DIE!!!! </flashback>
but the weird thing is, that i instantly started to feel sooo much happier after i drank it...

hmmm... any explanations?

silver

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Posted by melk0r on Apr. 07 2001,00:34

looks like the day after expiration the orange juice turns into heroin, which causes euphoria! just watch out for the constipation.

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This message has been edited by melk0r on April 07, 2001 at 07:35 PM

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Apr. 07 2001,00:35

well if it was a year it could have fermented by now... i've seen pop and apple juice thats done that.

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Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 07 2001,00:43

u know what?
i think that oranges go through puberty RIGHT after the expiration date, and realize that life sux, smoke weed, drink alcohol, and take LOTS of prozak. so when i drank it i became happy!

<note to self> LEAVE ALL ORANGE JUICE IN FRIDGE UNTIL ITS AFTER ITS EXPIRATION DATE, AND THEN DRINK IT! </note to self>

silver

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This message has been edited by SiLVeR54 on April 07, 2001 at 07:46 PM

Posted by Blain on Apr. 07 2001,00:44

Fermentation can occur very rapidly under the right circumstances. A friend of mine and I made beer (actual beer, as in, from a kit) and it only took a few days for it to start fermenting and generating alcohol. Of course it tasted like SHIT, but that is a whole different story.

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Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 07 2001,00:55

i think there are long term effects tho..
/me burps
no wait, thats a normal reaction..
i better not die, i'd rather die of day-old ass-oil rather than a week old glass of orange juice!

HAHA, sorry, i just thought that butt oil thing wuz hilarious... ok, moving on........
/me falls on floor due to old orange juice
craaaaap...
i'll be in the bathroom

silver

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Posted by just_dave on Apr. 07 2001,01:36

I love oj in a glass.....

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Posted by fatbitch on Apr. 07 2001,01:41

ever tried oj and milk mixed?

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 07 2001,01:46

quote:
Originally posted by fatbitch:
ever tried oj and milk mixed?

haha, yes, when i wuz 7 years old..
damn i wuz a moron, YUCK! i'll just be drinking my old orange juice thank you!! i'll be happy for a while!

silver

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Posted by just_dave on Apr. 07 2001,01:55

ever get really stupid and mix oj and pepsi or something????? man that would suck ......

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Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 07 2001,01:58

/me hides mix of oj and pepsi under desk

uhhhh.... yeah man, that would suck BIG time..

silver

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Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 07 2001,02:13

One time I wanted cerial and was out of milk, so I was like, "I've got, OJ!" Only ate like 2 bites before I trashed it...

Oh, and the butt-oil is actually 2 months old, but I was just assuming that it would last a little longer than the date.

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Posted by solid on Apr. 07 2001,03:32

HA.. 2 month old ass-oil. Hehe he said ass-oil.

Orange soda w/ Coke - check - rather good!
Root Beer w/ Coke - check - same as coke!
Sprite w/ coke - check - weird.

But all of those beverages were carbonated. I don't think normal orange juice w/ coke will taste all that bad at all- but maybe if there was too much pulp?

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 07 2001,15:08

things that are related go well together..
such as 7up and mountain dew, or other crap like that.. but when u mix a carbonated drink with a non-carbonated drink, the chances of a GOOD drink... are slim..
mmmmmm pulp,

silver

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Posted by Spydir Web on Apr. 07 2001,15:53

I thought it was cuz all the dick sucking you do... guess not.

(hey man, you were asking for that one)

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Posted by smartsnake on Apr. 07 2001,16:11

mixing soda is good but it can lead to some intresting ot results.

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Posted by askheaves on Apr. 07 2001,16:48

you mix a carbonated and non-carbonated drink and you get punch.

Orange Juice and Mountain Dew is decent. Koolaid and sprite. Beer and Orange Juice (no joke. they do this in Germany. It's called Ratler, or something, and sell it that way).

Anybody ever in one of the test markets for OK Soda? That stuff was the shit. Best advertising campaign ever. Guess it failed.

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 07 2001,16:59

whatever happened to pepsi max, and pepsi ONE? i guess they failed too....

/me snicker some more

silver

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Posted by just_dave on Apr. 07 2001,18:00

i guess wwe have come to find out that you can mix oj with almost anything ALMOST....

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Posted by LiNeY on Apr. 07 2001,18:20

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:

Beer and Orange Juice (no joke. they do this in Germany. It's called Ratler, or something, and sell it that way).

it is not exactly orange juice but it's orange lemonade so there ain't any problem about the pulp or whatever... I can only say, this "Radler" stuff tastes strange, I don't like it much (btw, "Radler" means "someone riding a bicycle).
And in order to answer your unspoken question: yeah - Germans are kinda funny. but they have some loveable qualities, too

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Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 07 2001,23:14

ok, a LITTLE off topic?
does anyone have a reasonable answer to this?

(read the first post)

silver

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Posted by solid on Apr. 08 2001,00:19

oh yea silver, thats the way things go here! off topic as hell! it just keeps shifting and shifting and shifting and shifting and shifting and
<newfound solid's midget>
*kicks solid*
solid: OW! wtf0rz?! who the hell are you?!
midget s-type: your shorter arch nemesis! NYAH! (copyright pg)
solid: get the fuck outta here your half assed wonder! jesus..

whoa.. thats the last time ill try to do something that pg would.

Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 08 2001,01:59

ROFL... Good thing I sent him to Abaldabi! What a BITCH!

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Posted by DeadAnztac on Apr. 08 2001,05:36

You know what's really good? Surge and Rain (as in the drink). You mix those up, that's good shit