Forum: The Classroom
Topic: where did it go???
started by: CatKnight
Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 06 2001,23:38
last night i had to poo kinda bad, but i didnt have the chance to until i got back. when i got back though, i was too tired and just went to bed. when i woke up, i knew i'd have to go, so i went straight to the bathroom...but nothing came out! where did it go???
Posted by solid on Apr. 06 2001,23:52
It's a magic disappearing shit trick.
No. Sorry! I wished it was too!It'll probably come back, or then again you might wanna check your underwear or bedsheets. <over megaphone>
CAN WE GET A PROCTOLOGIST HERE?!!
</over megaphone>
Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 06 2001,23:57
no no no it's still there, it's just like, farther up. and it doesn't wanna come out. weird.
Posted by incubus on Apr. 07 2001,00:04
<headline>DetNetter dies of dystentry following Personguys weird mineral assholio stunt</headline> ...
Posted by Blain on Apr. 07 2001,00:48
That sounds waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more like something that < Personguy > would post then something that you would post. Weird.
edit: see sig
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I just bought a breathalyzer;
My current BAC is: 0.19 – way too drunk to drive. This message has been edited by Blain on April 07, 2001 at 07:50 PM
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 07 2001,00:49
DO NOT PLAY WITH YOUR BUM! go see a doctor or use a laxitive.------------------
"I am not a Marxist." -- Karl Marx
Posted by just_dave on Apr. 07 2001,01:56
this could be totally weird man..... i heard about this in NAM .. ohh wait i aint old enough to be in NAM------------------
If you have multiple personalties and think about suicide is it a hostage situation???
Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 07 2001,02:07
When the muscles in the rectom relax (during sleep), it pushes everything back into the lower intestine. Gotta love involentary muscles!  <poo>I'LL BE BOCK!  </poo> ------------------
Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >
Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 07 2001,03:40
weird, yo
Posted by solid on Apr. 07 2001,04:03
Well, I suppose that means that you'll have to shove ice cubes up your ass till your muscles stiffen and then you can finally shit.Do you think you can tape it for me? It'd be just loverly to see.
Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 07 2001,04:15
that, i leave to personguy to do.*bows*
Posted by fatbitch on Apr. 07 2001,14:10
this has to be one of the funnest threads in a while quote:
Originally posted by ic0n0:
DO NOT PLAY WITH YOUR BUM!
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 07 2001,18:33
you're instigating arguments for no reason. then again so am i. then again this is my topic. so hah.edit: i.e. if you wanna complain about stuff post a topic about it, don't whine about it in other people's topics, off-topic even. This message has been edited by CatKnight on April 08, 2001 at 01:35 PM
Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 08 2001,05:06
don't you dare spread your bullshit here too, syfon. you're like a disease that spreads to every topic on the forums.
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