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Topic: ANYONE GOT PROBS?
started by: SiLVeR54

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 06 2001,00:08

I wouldn't say i'm a professional, but i'm pretty damn good at helping ppl in need.
so if theres anyone that needs sum help, just ask! whether its gal problems, emotional problems, or just asking for advice, i'm here to help..

so ask away,
i'll be here allll night,

silver

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

Posted by Vigilante on Apr. 06 2001,00:22

I masturbate too much.

...

Oh, it's not a problem. I just figured I'd share something to start us off.

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 06 2001,00:29

nice way to start off =)
ok, well, masturbating is good..
keeps ur mind intact, and a great way to relieve stress..
u know what i find really weird?
how guyz can jack the beanstalk (sorry about the metaphore, i should really edit that) at least once a day if not more, and galz don't even THINK about sex..
weird.....

ok, now that i've gone through that,
is there anything else i should include?

oh yea: don't do it TOO much.. don't make it a priority. chaffin' ain't good......

silver

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

This message has been edited by SiLVeR54 on April 06, 2001 at 07:35 PM

Posted by j0eSmith on Apr. 06 2001,00:34

Right.

I have horribly evil heartburn. I hate it. I routinly down 4-6 tums after a particulary acidic meal. Please Mighty Silver54, make the hurting stop.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 06 2001,00:40

have u tried eating foods that don't have a reaction with ur stomache acids?
foods such as pizza, sausage ("daddy would u like some sausage"), chilli and other spicy food make gases in ur stomache, and those gases rise, making it seem as if ur heart is on fire. try eating gentler foods..
u should see a doctor about it if it gets any worse. it could depend on ur age and lifestyle as well...

silver

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

Posted by damage on Apr. 06 2001,00:43

Where's askheaves when you need him?

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damage@detonate.net

"On a long enough timeline the survival rate for anyone drops to zero."
-Narrator 'Fight Club.'

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 06 2001,00:45

shit, i know u guyz are fucking with me...
i ain't a fucking moron,
just wanna help, thats all.....

Posted by damage on Apr. 06 2001,00:48

You may not be a moron but when you walk into this place as a lam0r and make a statement like that, you ARE a target.

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damage@detonate.net

"On a long enough timeline the survival rate for anyone drops to zero."
-Narrator 'Fight Club.'

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 06 2001,00:50

i guess i'll just hafta shut up then,
...

(just trying to help)

(sum1 will lecture me on this in about 2 secs)

silver

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

Posted by solid on Apr. 06 2001,00:55

Hehe, its ok. U've been a guest for too long, fren.

Anyhow, just relax and let the mood take you.
And we won't "fuck" with you!

All you do is just hang around like friends. And untill you gain your l33t hax0r thing just post little comments and try not to go big.

Btw, this place is filled with sarcasm! so scan around when youre posting too.

I doubt someone really eats acidic metal!!

aaaaand.. enjoy your time here.

EDIT:
Oh yea, everyone meet my real life (as in face 2 face) friend, Mike.
Mike, Detnetters.
Detnetters, Mike.

And please no needless flaming.

This message has been edited by solid on April 06, 2001 at 07:58 PM

Posted by damage on Apr. 06 2001,00:55

Nope. No lectures, but I would suggest you duck when the pros get here.

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damage@detonate.net

"On a long enough timeline the survival rate for anyone drops to zero."
-Narrator 'Fight Club.'

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 06 2001,01:08

allright guys, sorry about all that. anyhow- i wont kiss your ass but i wont be an ass either... im a lil self conscious.

silver*

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

Posted by askheaves on Apr. 06 2001,01:20

quote:
Originally posted by damage:
Where's askheaves when you need him?

I fucking blink, and look what happens.
< http://www.detonate.net/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000568.html >

I've become an official greeter. Welcome to the party. This is a kind and gentile... wait, i think that's spelled gentle... board. You'll like us, if you're not a tool. People like syf0n find out the hard way.

Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 06 2001,01:21

This man walks in and offers to help you in any way you want and you blow him off? FOR SHAME....

Welcome, man! But if you're gone before 20 posts, I'LL KICK YOU ASS!

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by damage on Apr. 06 2001,01:24

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
I fucking blink, and look what happens.

C'mon heaves, it's become as much of a custom as gutting lam0rs like fish.

edit: Or at least gutting the lame lam0rs...

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damage@detonate.net

"On a long enough timeline the survival rate for anyone drops to zero."
-Narrator 'Fight Club.'

This message has been edited by damage on April 06, 2001 at 08:25 PM

Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 06 2001,01:29

Err...

quote:
Originally posted by damage:
Where's askheaves when you need him?

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by Psychosomatic_plague on Apr. 06 2001,01:39

hey how come i didn't get flamed out when i got here?

am i not good enough? I must take this agression out on the next Lam0r that post.

Hey SiLVeR54 i have this terrible jock itch i think it is from the vaseline but i am not sure what do you suggest?

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"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness..."

Posted by solid on Apr. 06 2001,01:42

hahaha! thats cool.. anyhow mike the disses here youre not supposed to take personally- its just a really wicked joke here.. hehehe.. i love this place.

and being yourself doesnt help- its really unleashing all your cynical/comical potential into one big stream of raving posts. ...? hahaha .. i love this place.

Posted by solid on Apr. 06 2001,01:47

btw plague, its not really vaseline! if u sweat a lot- then your undies get sweaty and bacteria everywhere and jock itch! bam! just wash your crotch and change underwear.

i know u were messin around but i had an answer to it.

no it didnt happen to me.

Posted by melk0r on Apr. 06 2001,02:15

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
People like syf0n find out the hard way.

ok ok.. i dont know how many people chose to ignore this.. i wont. i recently read the controversial "rap" forum. i thought he was a bastard before.. ugh.

anyways, cheers to you heaves.

edit- silver, i dont have any problems, and im very sorry to interrupt.

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god has a HARD ON for marines - Full Metal Jacket

This message has been edited by melk0r on April 06, 2001 at 09:17 PM

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 06 2001,02:25

u kno, i'm glad u didn't have a question,
heh,
better than a fake, eh?
well ya, i'm being patient..

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

Posted by solid on Apr. 06 2001,02:37

Ah.. if I only had a problem I DIDN'T know the solution to.. come to think of it- this is a great feature in my life. I think we should all work on this one more.

You know whats really a great way to live life? No guilty feelings, smooth stuff, and.. well everything is so cool-

Just do the right thing and prioritize, and don't make intentional mistakes. If you think about every choice you make and then try to make the right one, your self esteem goes up, your respect from others also goes up, and if someone tries to screw around with you- you should knock em down 10 times as much. If someone does something good to you, praise them a little. And be strong. Physically too- it raises your self esteem. Always train for growth, don't be afraid of problems and be glad you can solve them too. And your everyday problems like your computer crashing or a technical problem you need to fix- just laugh at them if they upset you. And never take shit from no one. If someone disses you with mean intentions- kick their ass or swear right back at them, or if they're not worth it- just forget them.

There we go.. wow.. seems like the best way to really live without regrets to me. Now all I have to do is start practising by those guidelines.

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 06 2001,02:44

bravo solid,
/me claps
very nice speech, its like the next martin luther king! but i agree with u, if life wasn't full of problems to solve, then life would be pretty pointless, and i believe that u've told me this urself: your supposed to make mistakes.
so yeah, thats all i gotta say,

silver

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

This message has been edited by SiLVeR54 on April 06, 2001 at 09:44 PM

Posted by DeadAnztac on Apr. 06 2001,02:57

I have this horible pain in my neck, it's like a tendon in the back left of my neck. The more I'm up the better it feels, but when I wake up in the morning it's painful as a mofo... any ideas oh wise one?

Posted by Marvin on Apr. 06 2001,03:03

Oh yeah? You think that's bad? I've got this horible pain in all the diodes down my left side. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and I'm forced to sit in front of this computer all day with this aching pain. Does anyone ever say "Good Job Marvin?" No. I don't even know if I have generocity circuits, I've never had a chance to find out.. Oh god am I depressed.

Life? Don't Talk to me about life.

Posted by melk0r on Apr. 06 2001,03:17

christ its been fifteen minutes. where's heaves?

This message has been edited by melk0r on April 06, 2001 at 10:17 PM

Posted by DeadAnztac on Apr. 06 2001,03:34

...don't bother, I've... I mean Marvin's already got the treatment (plus I've been around since before luminanet ;-)

Posted by Neophyre on Apr. 06 2001,11:05

i constantly think about many ways of killing/disembowelling/amputating/decapitating/blowing up/beating my enemies, and i don't think its that healthy to think about.

Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 06 2001,14:15

One time I invisioned throwing my old boss in the trash copactor. Watching him scream and fight agains the corkscrew style movement. And then getting his leg snapped off and then his chest crushed, and finally being severed in half and squished in with the rest of the garbage. And then I invisioned the same thing happening to me from a first person perspective, and realized it's just NOT RIGHT to even think about...

Actually, my sack has a problem, but I'm getting the doctor to take a look on the the 20th. (finally got insurance! WOHOO!)

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by askheaves on Apr. 06 2001,17:04

quote:
Originally posted by melk0r:
christ its been fifteen minutes. where's heaves?

Hey, I only intercept them when their first post (or 2nd... I'm not swift enough) is a topic. I don't care if they come in the normal way... like a GOD DAMNED HUMAN BEING!!!!!

I like you, Silver. You've got moxy.

And DeadMarvin... Fuck you!!!!! Eat a planet. That'll help.

Posted by solid on Apr. 07 2001,03:53

I hate that stupid laptop! I swear it'll never post ANYTHING!

Anyhow I wanted to ask what moxy is?

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 08 2001,01:35

quote:
Originally posted by solid:
what moxy is?

errr.... i have no idea! i think its good, cuz its about me, IT BETTER BE DAMN GOOD!
maybe it means spunky?
ha, we can only wonder..

/me scratches head and looks up at the ceiling

WOA! I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT STAIN BEFORE!KICK ASS!

/me looses balance and falls off chair

damn, i gotta get me a new chair

silver

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

Posted by DeadAnztac on Apr. 08 2001,01:38

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 08 2001,01:53

i thought that'd make y'all laugh..

i've got more where that came from!
ha!

silver

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

Posted by solid on Apr. 08 2001,01:59

ROFL!

SPUNKY! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by Trog on Apr. 08 2001,08:44

Silver:

We *know* you've got more where that came from. Now please avoid putting it on the ceiling .

ps: Before anyone starts responding to my .sig: Yes, I do know how to quit vi. Vi is the greatest editor known to man. I just thought the quote was funny....

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Vi Forever! (or at least till you figure out how to quit..)

This message has been edited by Trog on April 09, 2001 at 03:49 AM

Posted by Spydir Web on Apr. 08 2001,13:52

vi(m) is my shit man. Emacs? BLAH!

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Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >

Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Apr. 08 2001,18:28

quote:
Originally posted by Spydir Web:
vi(m) is my shit man. Emacs? BLAH!

Fuck that man....PICO all the way.

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Decaffinated coffee is like unleaded fuel, it tastes like shit.

Posted by SimplyModest on Apr. 08 2001,19:05

quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Fuck that man....PICO all the way.

you......are.... seriously ?...... discussing.... the ... better..... terminal ...... text editor?....
... please.... just don't..
(edit.exe ALL THE WAY!!!!)

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"Never play pool with a man who brings his own table." -- Erik Baker

Posted by askheaves on Apr. 08 2001,19:14

quote:
Originally posted by SimplyModest:
(edit.exe ALL THE WAY!!!!)

edlin forever!!!!

Posted by just_dave on Apr. 08 2001,19:28

humm ..... ????

Posted by Spydir Web on Apr. 08 2001,19:41

jstar!!! no wait, WordPad!!! No... ummm... ee!!

no... Word?...

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Spydir Web - < http://netsyndrome.net/spydirweb/ >
Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >

Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Apr. 08 2001,20:18

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
edlin forever!!!!

I was wondering when someone would bring line editor into this....

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Decaffinated coffee is like unleaded fuel, it tastes like shit.

Posted by DeadAnztac on Apr. 08 2001,20:20

why use edlin when you can just use ed?

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Apr. 09 2001,00:38

quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
why use edlin when you can just use ed?

cause.

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Decaffinated coffee is like unleaded fuel, it tastes like shit.

Posted by damage on Apr. 09 2001,01:44

quote:
Originally posted by SimplyModest:
(edit.exe ALL THE WAY!!!!)

Yeah, I 'spose if you want ^M through all of your shit.

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damage@detonate.net

"On a long enough timeline the survival rate for anyone drops to zero."
-Narrator 'Fight Club.'

Posted by SimplyModest on Apr. 09 2001,04:18

quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
why use edlin when you can just use ed?

why use ed, when you cna use copy con ? ? ?

Posted by melk0r on Apr. 09 2001,05:45

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
Hey, I only intercept them when their first post (or 2nd... I'm not swift enough) is a topic. I don't care if they come in the normal way... like a GOD DAMNED HUMAN BEING!!!!!

alright, you know im just fucking with you, its just that you popped out of no where and showed me whats up. hehe. so im sorry i wont be an ass about it.

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god has a HARD ON for marines - Full Metal Jacket