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Topic: Oil in the butticus!
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 05 2001,19:11

I was on the toilet the other day, and I started looking through the cupboard under the sink. Near the back I found Fleet: ready-to-use mineral oil enema. So I started reading the instructions out of curiosity, and I noticed that it expired 03/01/01. So I decided that instead of letting it go to waist I should just go for it!

Anyway... it wasn't any sort of weird experience, but now my rectum is all lubed up and farts are just sllllllllliding right out! I'm stinkin up the place!

And I knew everyone just wanted to hear ALL about that, so... there ya go...

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 05 2001,19:17

oh...my...god

i think you've gone too far

Posted by Sithiee on Apr. 05 2001,19:24

Posted by ASCIIMan on Apr. 05 2001,20:27

I think you used too much, or it was defective, because it affected your mouth.

STFU! That's disgusting!!!

Posted by DuSTman on Apr. 05 2001,21:13

PersonGuy is pure class!

I have an all-new respect..

Posted by solid on Apr. 05 2001,21:38

OHH... GOD! .. GOD!

rotfl! dustman is all class! thats good shit!

DEAR GOD!

PG man ... why are you shoving liquids up ur ass?! AND ITS NOT APRIL FIRST!! FREAK. But really you did go too far..

Well thats not so bad.. considering yesterday i had the worst time trying to run to my friends place cuz i had to shit real bad in the morning.

HAHA.. ok we're still not even here.

Posted by askheaves on Apr. 05 2001,22:11

/shakes head
/eats banana
/shoves mineral oil up ass

Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 05 2001,22:25

you know your life isn't going well when your day consists of raping yourself anally.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Apr. 05 2001,23:59

dont talk about ass problems man. IBS is a bitch combination of stress/no sleep/bad diet/more stress fucks you up man i hate it

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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!

Posted by damage on Apr. 06 2001,00:46

PG, I'd say you need to get a hobby but it sounds like you've just started a new, veeeeeeeerrrryyyy disturbing, one.

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"On a long enough timeline the survival rate for anyone drops to zero."
-Narrator 'Fight Club.'

Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 06 2001,00:56

It was going to go bad! Was I just suposed to throw it away!? What a waist of natural resorces that would be! I'm saving the world, man!

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by damage on Apr. 06 2001,01:02

I don't think expelling that much noxious gas is going to save ANYTHING!

Well, since it is friday night and PG is all lubed up, I think I'm gonna go drinking to try and get that thought outta my head.

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damage@detonate.net

"On a long enough timeline the survival rate for anyone drops to zero."
-Narrator 'Fight Club.'

Posted by solid on Apr. 06 2001,01:19

Anyhow PG, that's funny shit. Thanks for telling us, because if you didn't- I'm sure youd've felt like you were lying to detnetters everywhere.

Or something like that right? It's a big event and youre used to posting about big events or something.. ah who am I kidd- GAH! you call this water?!! jeez i hate spring water.. dammit im gonna be in the sink.

</insanity/bad time management>

Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 06 2001,01:27

See... Solid-man gets it!

. . .

... heh... hehehe... HAHAHAHA!!! YOUR NAME IS "SOLID"! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by Rhydant on Apr. 06 2001,01:49

i have a new-found respect for personguy
althought i dont know why....

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Posted by solid on Apr. 06 2001,01:53

and to think it was originally solid_water! hahahahah! high five!

anyhow thanks for this divine moment of .. ? oh yea it was called joy- i get those like 2 times every nig.. ah shutup all of ya.

god bless you cr0bar. we love this .. well i know i do.

Posted by askheaves on Apr. 06 2001,04:47

quote:
Originally posted by solid:
we love this .. well i know i do.

It's one of my few joys in life.

Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 06 2001,14:04

Enanito si, pero con que pedazo!
Faltaba apenas un dia para su aniversario de de 18 a?os. Blanca de Nieve fuera
siempre muy bien cuidada por los enanitos. Ellos le prometieron una *grande*
sorpresa para su fiesta de complea?os. Al entardecer, llegaron. Tenian un brillo
incomun en los ojos...

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by Vulu on Apr. 06 2001,14:11

...I guess I can could make a gay-sexual innuendo about you sticking mineral up your ass...but it's just to damn funny...

Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 06 2001,14:25

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Enanito si, pero con que pedazo!
Faltaba apenas un dia para su aniversario de de 18 a?os. Blanca de Nieve fuera
siempre muy bien cuidada por los enanitos. Ellos le prometieron una *grande*
sorpresa para su fiesta de complea?os. Al entardecer, llegaron. Tenian un brillo
incomun en los ojos...

/me smacks his head

I thought that would be cool, cause it was out of a Spanish porn spam! Should have checked the Babble Fish FIRST!

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by solid on Apr. 06 2001,16:18

Enanito if, but whereupon piece! It hardly lacked a day for his anniversary of of 18 a?os. Snow white was taken care of by the enanitos always very well. They promised one * great * surprise to him for their celebration of complea?os. When entardecer, they arrived. Tenian a brightness incomun in the eyes...
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WTF?

Posted by just_dave on Apr. 06 2001,19:11

well i guess that goes to show dont let good things go to waste???

Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 06 2001,19:45

n0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000b

Posted by solid on Apr. 06 2001,23:58

WHOA! PG! I GOT A QUESTION! DID YOU LIGHT YOUR FARTS?!! HAHAHAA

or did you die from methane gas? or did you start to fly from the gas?! HAHA

Posted by incubus on Apr. 07 2001,00:03

*speechless*

Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 07 2001,00:39

very wrong oil in the ass bad.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 07 2001,01:59

OH! GOOD THING I DIDN'T DOWNLOAD THE ATTACHED SCR THEN!

It was just cool, cause it was farting with no effort required. They just came and went as the pleased!

Light them? ... I'M SO STUPID! I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT!!! Although... I wouldn't want to accidently start and oil fire!!!

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 07 2001,02:05

ouch

that would hurt, lighting ur farts, and then ur pubs catching on fire....!
/me crosses legs
i don't wanna think of that,
HAHA, that happened to my friend last year!
HAHAHAHAHA

silver

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

Posted by Blain on Apr. 07 2001,02:17

Nothing disturbs me more then the fact that you put EXPIRED oil in your ass.
Who knows what happens to oil when it goes bad?

Actually, come to think of it, the fact that you put OIL up your ass disturbs me more then anything.

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I just bought a breathalyzer;
My current BAC is: 0.25 – goddamn, i'm drunk

Posted by Observer on Apr. 07 2001,05:48

Ah, the infamous text accompanying the "Snow White/Spiral" virus.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 07 2001,14:35

1) Bad math... it was only ONE month expired... (how can that be ANY worse than 2 months ago? It has a long shelflife)

2) That's what it's MADE FOR! It's not lamp oil!

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by solid on Apr. 08 2001,01:57

If it WERE lamp oil then it'd have been stupid not to think of lighting your farts:

"FFFFFFFFFPPPP *chk* SWOOSH -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THAT BURNS! HOLY SHIT MY PUBES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 08 2001,01:59

HAHAHA!
/me jumps up and down
HAHAHA, OH MY.....

*hits head on ceiling*
OW OW OWWWWWW!
GOD DAMMIT!
solid, u too damn funny man..

(aww, the memories...)

silv

(thats right, even shorter than silver!)

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

Posted by solid on Apr. 08 2001,02:02

great, now your hair probably has that stain too.

hey ok maybe we should stop we're turning this place into a.. fart-lighting, ceiling-staining, fall-over-your-chair and laugh place.

it kinda feels bad now.

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 08 2001,02:03

awww.... poor baby...
come on,
actually ur right, but i thoght these ppl deserve a good laugh

silver

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

Posted by solid on Apr. 08 2001,02:04

quote:
Originally posted by SiLVeR54:
*hits head on ceiling*

oh yea, your ceiling is awefully short isnt it?.. maybe we should carry this over to icq, im getting free senseless posts like crazy.

Posted by solid on Apr. 08 2001,02:33

PERSONGUY FUCKING OWNS ALL OF YOU!

Enjoy.

and in case the pic didn't load, go to < http://solidwat.freewebsites.com/pgownz.jpg >

AND if the LINK didnt work, press refresh. Dammit is there no place I can put pics and link em?

This message has been edited by solid on April 08, 2001 at 09:43 PM

Posted by askheaves on Apr. 08 2001,02:37

Hahaha, solid.

You should submit that to < www.wintoons.com > . They'd probably take it.

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 08 2001,02:39

YO MAN, THATS SOME CRAZY SHIT YO!!!
HAHAHAH

silv

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 08 2001,02:58

ROFLMAO! TOO FUNNY!

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by solid on Apr. 08 2001,03:10

HAHAHA chase's toons RULE.

Posted by porn_dealer on Apr. 08 2001,03:37

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAH.

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Posted by Dysorderia on Apr. 08 2001,22:43

quote:
Originally posted by porn_dealer:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH<Snip!>

I think you over did it just a LITTLE TOO MUCH

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet -- William Shakespeare

Posted by melk0r on Apr. 08 2001,23:16

haha dysorderia i like your location. i think a more suitable name would be "chernobyl 98"

Posted by SLATE on Apr. 08 2001,23:45

I'd never stick anything expired up my ass... Its expired for a reason....
Come to think of it, I'd never stuff anything up my ass.... Unless that was teh only way a hot-ass bitch would let me do her... anally.. And all i would stick up my ass would maybe be her tongue
or a very small finger.. like her pinky..
ok
this is getting gross.

Posted by solid on Apr. 09 2001,00:37

hehehe its actually quite funny.
anyhow even though it makes it weirder and everything its still cool and you can easily keep this shit in this thread!

Posted by SLATE on Apr. 09 2001,04:02

quote:
Originally posted by solid:
anyhow even though it makes it weirder and everything its still cool and you can easily keep this shit in this thread!

What the hell did you just say? I'm confused up the wazoo... err wait a minute.. That would go back against what i said earlier...
Let me append it.. Anything thats not a physical object can go up my ass or come out it for that matter.. but only the previously mentioned items will go in..

Posted by Prometheus on Apr. 09 2001,22:26

I must say I liked the lens flare on that cartoon.

Posted by masher on Apr. 11 2001,09:14

it was rather good.

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"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Einstein

Posted by solid on Apr. 12 2001,02:51

quote:
Originally posted by just_dave:
a flash animation of that would rool

I would.. I seriously would. But - too much trouble, and the lens flare is from corel draw 8. I have 10 but my other brother borrowed the cds for the week.

Posted by just_dave on Apr. 12 2001,05:37

a flash animation of that would rool

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If you have multiple personalties and think about suicide is it a hostage situation???