Forum: The Classroom Topic: HOLY FUCK THAT HURTS! started by: SLATE Posted by SLATE on Nov. 06 2001,13:43
FUCKING SHIT!I just burned the tips of 4 fingers on my right hand and slightly burned th other 4 fingers on my left hand. I was removing the stupid craft easy mac bowl from the microwave, expecting it to be warm, like it usually is. but this time, it was not warm, it was burning... I had a bowl with boiling hot water in it in my hands, i nearly dropped it onto the counter. i spilled about half of it all over. Im typing with the left hand cause the right is wrapped in ice. Words of advice: if the packaage says "will be very hot," expect the hottest. Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 06 2001,13:57
Hey, put this shit over in the rants section like the rest of us in pain this morning did.------------------ Posted by Wiley on Nov. 06 2001,14:21
Was it a glass bowl? 20/20 did an entire report on superheated liquid caused by stronger surface tention with glass bowls. You see, plasic bowls have irregular surfaces and cause bubles to form and release hot gasses. Glass can be so smooth that the bubles don't form and the gass can't escape ...causing the liquid to become really really (2 reallys denotes a scientific term)hot. This has lead to several burns ...even some explosions. Look it up on the net ..scarry ass shit. Stay away from glass bowls!!
Posted by Observer on Nov. 06 2001,15:13
Or just don't cook liquids in the microwave for more than 2 minutes at a time. Stop and stir it after 2 minutes, then continue.------------------ Posted by SLATE on Nov. 06 2001,16:32
quote: 1) i never go in there Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 06 2001,21:13
I smell a lawsuit. SLATE, you going to drive over to McDonalds and spill a cup of coffee in your lap now, too? You're going to be rolling in the cash now!------------------ Posted by veistran on Nov. 06 2001,23:16
I bet SLATE was really trying to make plasma in his microwave. ------------------ Posted by Wiley on Nov. 07 2001,01:58
Hom many people are going to injure themselves tonight? Last night was good for some grease in the eyes and burnt fingers. Maybe tonight someone will lick a power outlet ...hey syf, what do you suppose one of those tastes like?
Posted by afropik on Nov. 07 2001,03:10
It tastes like burning!
Posted by ASCIIMan on Nov. 07 2001,03:20
No, dumbass... That's only the purple berries.Electrical outlets taste like singeing! Posted by whiskey@throttle on Nov. 07 2001,03:30
quote: You know, contrary to popular belief, the old lady who sued McDonald's over the cup of scalding coffee actually had a legitimate case.
quote: Just thought I'd share.
Posted by veistran on Nov. 07 2001,03:50
My thoughts about that have always been that, anyone sticking a cup of coffee in their groin area deserves to have said coffee spilled on them. Then again, maybe she had a legitamite reason to have a big hot fucking distraction in her lap while operating a motor vehicle? Sure McDonalds was wrong for serving their coffee that hot, doesn't make it any less stupid of the person to stick the coffee there.
Posted by masher on Nov. 07 2001,08:12
Its coffee. Its supposed to be hot.If you put coffee in ur groin, whilst driving, expect to spill it. As coffee is hot, a spill would generally, mmm, BURN. dumbarse .
------------------ Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 07 2001,08:20
how about you just use a tea towel or something to take it out in future problem solved------------------ Posted by whiskey@throttle on Nov. 07 2001,09:50
I forgot the beginning, btw:
quote: Emphasis added. Yeah, I know - that last line seems a bit much. And there's no way to prove whether or not the car was moving. Still, I believe it (reputable source and I hate McDonald's). Posted by veistran on Nov. 07 2001,15:35
the point still stands about coffee and groin.however, at least she wasn't dumb arse enough to be driving at the time. I still wouldn't see her being any less than 35\% at fault, she provided the condition for the spill to be the entire contents of the cup as opposed to the comparatively little bit that could come out had the lid been on, by removing the lid. I mean, taking the lid off is just asking for it to spill, they fill those cups to the brim. ------------------ Posted by kuru on Nov. 07 2001,15:45
While I was working at the caterer's as a cook, I had a really unfortunate accident at work.I was handed a stainless steel food pan with noodles in it, assuming that since the person handing it to me was not wearing gloves (but only holding one end of the pan), I too grabbed it without gloves. The end in my right hand was ok. The end in my left hand was hot (I found out later it had been left half-covering a lit burner on the stove) and I got burned. Not just 'look, my hand is red' burned. Like, 'holy shit all my skin is peeling off' burned. It cooked the flesh of my hand, and my skin dripped off as if it was melted cheese. What was left turned into a very large blister, became hard like a coconut shell, eventually fell off, and then 2 years later my finger prints grew back. Lovely eh? Moral of the story: Pot holders and oven mitts may look sissy, but I'd rather look like a sissy than be a freak with no fingerprints. ------------------ Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 07 2001,20:11
one time in science, we were heating up skinny glass tubes and bending them into shapeless things. this one girl hands me a glass tube, which i thought was cool, and i grab it like a pencil with my right hand.that stupid bitch new it was hot and let me grab it. fucker got suspended for neglignece. i couldnt write for 2 weeks. ------------------ Posted by whiskey@throttle on Nov. 08 2001,05:47
Skin...dripped off?<shivers>
Posted by Nikita on Nov. 08 2001,05:50
ouch, that sounds blisteringly painful ...
quote: but ooooh the possibilities
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