Topic: Cops
started by: L33T_h4x0r_d00d
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nothing spectacular but it was after ten and around here if you're under 16 and you drive after eight they take away your licsense.
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my butt and uh your uh butt.
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Originally posted by Sithiee:
umm...you can have licenses under 16?
yes....
it's not that uncommon is it?
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my butt and uh your uh butt.
In Alberta (one province over) you can get your learners at 14, then at 16 get your full lisence
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Ah screw it.
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Originally posted by Spydir:
if anyone wants to hear it, I'll tell ya'll how I told a cop I was an FBI agent and got away with it... true story...
Lord! I can smell it from here! Readings are off the charts, professor!
Note: never end a bullshit claim with, "true story..."
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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
L33T_h4x0r_d00d's story.
What were you driving??
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Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
Lord! I can smell it from here! Readings are off the charts, professor!Note: never end a bullshit claim with, "true story..."
oh my god, it's a true story!
A couple summers ago I went to a friend's house to have one of our weekly video game tournie's, with about 10 other people. My friend's name was Mike and he stayed with his brother, Jim, who was recently out of the Navy and collected somewhat odd things (not dildos, but just stuff you don't see on to many people's hobbies lists).
So we were playing, and the 10 other people who normally played with us were all there, and they all have really bad paranoia problems, namely because they're all LSD-heads. So anyways... I'm kicking ass in Soul Blade (like always), and all the sudden a couple cops bust in the door. Everyone jets except me, because I was one hit away from killing this dude and winning, so I was mad.
So I said "What the fucking hell are you doing, bitch?" to the female cop (we'll call her "BWAB", for Blonde With A Badge). BWAB responed "I'm here for Mr. Malone's unpaid parking tickets"... now, if anyone doesn't know, cops can't bust open your door, guns out aimed at you, for unpaid parking tickets, so I thought they were BS'ing me. I asked for a warrent, and sure enough they had one for unpaid parking tickets. Shows you how boring North Carolina is... no serial killers, few child rapists, so they go after frequent speeders... Anyways, I told the bitch to fuck off because Jim wasn't home. The bitch started yelling at me about civilain something or other, and I was mad enough, so I just pulled a gun out from under the couch (some Navy issue thing Jim got), pointed it at BWAB, and proceeded to pull out a FBI badge, which I happened to have swipped from one of Jim's odd collections (I could have taken his DEA one, but I figured FBI was more fun). I told the lady I was doing a drug bust, and she just broke my plan that had been going on for 11 months and that due to the severiority of these "drug traffic lords" I should have killed her, for obstruction of justice. She freaked out, said she was sorry, and left.
About an hour later everyone came back I told 'em the story... none the less, it's made for great stories to tell at parties and shit.
Believe me if you want or not, but it's true. Summer of 1999.
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Originally posted by Der_Teufel:
What were you driving??
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Originally posted by G-PRIME:
What were you driving?
A 1978 Camaro. Slightly modified..... ha ha ha ha ha
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This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 12, 2001 at 04:30 PM
I have a cousin in Centreville. He has a Black Mitsu Eclipse GSX (Turbo/AWD) Second Gen. He has some mods, i.e. bigger turbo, intake, exhaust, etc. He's looking to get some Stillen brakes and a Skyline FMIC. I think his best 1/4 mile was 13.1 (Nothing close to yours, of course.).
Here is his site: < http://people.clarityconnect.com/webpages3/bpeck/jfreund/jfreund.htm >
This message has been edited by Der_Teufel on May 13, 2001 at 02:23 PM
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Originally posted by Sithiee:
mistubishi = crap.
Brown stuff that comes outta your ass = crap
Brown stuff that comes outta your ass with some pieces of corn in it = Corn on the Cob (dinner!)
Mmm.......
You are playing videos games with some other 13 year olds when a cop kicks in your door.
They all run and since you are too caught up in the game you don't.
After insulting the cop, you reach under the couch and pull out a gun.
You also present a badge and pretend to be and FBI officer.
Ok now if i was a cop and a 13 year old punk pulled out a gun I would empty my clip b4 you had a chance to play FBI.
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Originally posted by masher:
over here, you can get your learners at 16 1/2, and then your probationary at 17. That goes for a yr. Then you get your full license.
Correction: Probationary goes for three yrs, its just been changed.
The speed limit for P-platers is 90km/h.
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They have cats in the future?
Two years ago I didn't have as much facial hair, but my facial structure and what not has changed very little.
I have friends older then me, and most were atleast 16, with the exception of Mike who was 14 at the time.
The reason I knew the cops were full of shit IS BECAUSE THEY HAD THE WARRENT. I knew you can't get a warrent for tickets. That's why I knew I had some power in the situation. I'm pretty sure I stated that in my little story.
So yeah... I knew it was BS with the tickets, that's why I wasn't ready to believe they had a warrent for it. And the lady gave me the warrent and it said something along the lines of "to search for evidence of speeding and reckless driving" or something. I'm not gonna say if this warrent was real, or even these cops were just some of Jim's friends trying to playing a trick on him, but this really happened to me.
so ummm... I know this event actually happened, but I'm not terribly sure about the cop's authenticity or whatnot... disbelieve me if you want, I'm not gonna tell you otherwise.
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) from his house.
fisrt off, as soon as police sees a person pulling a gun on them they are allowed to shoot (most of the time without warning).
and form what i've seen on tv, cops in US use that right much more often then might be neccesary.
and when u do flash an FBI badge, they have to at least look at it to see if it's valid, which your probably wasn't.
and as for the warrant, if they really had one for your residence, that it must've been something a little more serious then parking tickets, and for them presenting u with a fake warrant, in that case there is no need to even pull an FBI stunt on them, just take the fuckers to court.
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This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on May 13, 2001 at 03:43 PM
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Originally posted by syf0n:
Hey get you some PCCB brakes
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
now really....
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
If your going for aftermarket brakes you either get wilwood or baer.
Wilwood has a flashy look and a long life. Also the rotor life is a good long time, meaning less steering shake during braking and the ability to use a harder pad.
Baer is when you just need to stop... like right NOW. They make the biggest, heaviest(in this case good), nastiest rotors youll see. Also they have 4, 6, and 8 piston calipers cause they have the BIGGEST pads you will see, hence the "stop right the fuck now" power. The pads are a little more exspensive but not much. If you get baer brakes you WILL have tire damage.(and a set of long black lines behind you. If you have ABS they will be dotted black lines.)
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Originally posted by syf0n:
Maybe, if you had the slightest clue what you were talking about...Not only do they beat every other brake on the face of the earth, but they don't heat up, and are half the size of the competition.
Now what were you saying?!
Have you not been listening? Where you not just here the last 3 weeks?
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO ON THE WEEKENDS DURING THE RACING SEASON.
When you start putting the brakes on your car YOURSELF you can start telling me what stops fastest.
Do you even know how brakes work? PCCB sucks ass. Carbon fiber impregnated metal flake is what is used in Nascar, F1, and 500cc sport bike. Hmmm i would think that when you have a Ū million car you could afford the best.
So i was saying your a moron that only reads porsche propaganda.
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Originally posted by kornalldaway:
that whole FBI story was so full of shit
fisrt off, as soon as police sees a person pulling a gun on them they are allowed to shoot (most of the time without warning).
and form what i've seen on tv, cops in US use that right much more often then might be neccesary.
and when u do flash an FBI badge, they have to at least look at it to see if it's valid, which your probably wasn't.
and as for the warrant, if they really had one for your residence, that it must've been something a little more serious then parking tickets, and for them presenting u with a fake warrant, in that case there is no need to even pull an FBI stunt on them, just take the fuckers to court.
... I think I've already said this... I'm not terribly sure if these were real cops or Jim's friend's playing a trick on him.
I've always leaned more towards it being a trick, but a lot of idiots believe it's a true story when i say cops. They were dressed in the blues and had a realistic looking warrent. Now, I've never seen a real warrent, but it looked legit (how do you know your urologist's diploma is real?... ever thought of that one?).
edit - and this wasn't on me, it was a friend they were after, I was just acting on... uhhh... "pissedness" cuz they fucked up my game
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This message has been edited by Spydir on May 13, 2001 at 08:00 PM
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Originally posted by Der_Teufel:
L33T, you live in Centreville right?
I have a cousin in Centreville. He has a Black Mitsu Eclipse GSX (Turbo/AWD) Second Gen. He has some mods, i.e. bigger turbo, intake, exhaust, etc. He's looking to get some Porsche brakes and a Skyline FMIC. I think his best 1/4 mile was 13.1 (Nothing close to yours, of course.).
Badass d00d. Id like to meet him. I doubt theres much that can pull the kind of power in the chevelle. But how many other cars do you know that are IHRA registered. Where are you from man?
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I was driving home from work at around midnight after working an 11 hour day so I was a little tired and not really concerned with obeying the law. I was going through this little pissant town that I live next to and doing about 40 (speed limit 20) when I approached a 4-way stop sign on the edge of town. I slowed down to about 30 and “rolled” through it only to find out that some ass-wad cop had been hiding around a corner waiting to pull me over. When he did I found that I didn’t have my drivers license OR my proof of insurance in the car with me. On top of that, due to weariness, I was talking like I was drunk/high.
He checked to make sure that the car wasn’t stolen, and then told me to have a good night. I have never gotten that lucky again.
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th
DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.
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Originally posted by kai:
yes....it's not that uncommon is it?
Well, in South Africa, you can only get your learner's license when you're 16, and a driver's license when you're 18
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Originally posted by Spydir:
at the beginning of my school year my principle got his third DWI, and had to quit...
Quit drinking or quit driving? Wow - which is worse?
My HS principal writes a column in the paper about wines and goes to about 2 or 3 "tastings" a week. I wouldn't be surprised to find a bottle or two in his desk.
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Originally posted by beuges:
Well, in South Africa, you can only get your learner's license when you're 16, and a driver's license when you're 18[/B]
Erm... not unless they've changed the law in the past 3 years...
You can get a motorbike learner's license at 16, real license at 17. For a car, you can only get your learner's license at 17, license at 18...
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This message has been edited by Trog on May 17, 2001 at 05:58 AM
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