Forum: The Classroom
Topic: When I was high
started by: Purple Dog Food

Posted by Purple Dog Food on Nov. 04 2001,07:24
I got very high on some goooood shit the other night and found this on my desktop the next day. Enjoy!

The words I type are of pure contiues thinking of the cells in my brain, they colide with each other giving off some kind of chemical which i dont know what is called, with each movment i do is down to a few tiny cells. The 'I' key is relly inviting tonight. I might ask it out for a meal, may even take it back to my place for a coffee. Funny how i dont even like coffee.. Fuuny... I think the cells have stopped moving, maybe it's becuase they are lissoning to the violins in the background. I wonder who has just sreamed out "Oh my God"? out of 8 billion people you would think at least one of them would have. A small army has worked it's way into my back and is now attacking me. I guest my boys will deal with that one. Heres the 1 billion dollor question! why are we here? Why have we been put on this planet? I'll tell you fucking why! God hates us. Sorry to upset you but it's true. We used to be a menis to others so we were placed on this planet. Look what we have done to it now! Guess we will never learn. I think my legs have just fallen off! Better go find some glue!
Bang. Dont trust anyone! here me now! donht trust anyone who you think has eatten crips in the last 5 days! They will stalk you, watch you, learn your dayly actions and when you are least exspecting it, they will draw out a knigf and cut some toffee. I dont like you. Infact i hate you. I hate all you motherfuckers who hate being hated by me! well i have some news for you! I LOVE YOU ALL! and as he parts from the ground, it all seams to slow down to a alomst stopping. He could only watch as the ground greated him with wide open arms. As he flesh colideds with the soft white ground the shockwave ripples though his entire body and then there is the snap. The scafold for his gold is brocken. It's right about now time catches up with him and then it hits him like a hard slap around the face with a frosen cod. PAIN! Thinking quick, he doesn't. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

(_)0 + Scrolling = 5w15z.


Posted by syf on Nov. 04 2001,09:32
WHAT THE FUCK

This is like a bad CK post -- except funny! You should get higher than jesus more often.


Posted by Jesus Christ on Nov. 04 2001,12:23
HEY GUYS!

Just thought I'd drop back in for a bit... Just remember, it's fun to get high on God!!!


Posted by Nikita on Nov. 04 2001,13:13
sounds like my panicky reasoning in a hardass, hopeless, you won't make it out of here with a passing grade exam
Posted by incubus on Nov. 04 2001,15:25
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Originally posted by syf:
[WHAT THE FUCK

This is like a bad CK post -- except funny! You should get higher than jesus more often.


Hmm. You always slated cr0 to the eyeballs for him getting high, but commend the deed when it's supportive of an anti-CK post you make. Double standards?

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus

This message has been edited by incubus on November 05, 2001 at 11:59 AM


Posted by afropik on Nov. 04 2001,16:45
I didn't even read this post, and it still makes me want to vomit. Your incessant drug induced ramblings need to stay in your own damn brain :P
Posted by syf on Nov. 04 2001,23:07
You laugh now, CatKnight, but you sure weren't laughing last night when I gave you a passionate kiss under the moonlight while we shared a glass of chardonnay!
Posted by peregrin on Nov. 05 2001,00:10
i think i now need to gouge out my eyes. reading these posts is getting disturbing.

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"Marla said that she might die at any moment, and the only tragedy is that she didn't"--fight club
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.


Posted by miNus on Nov. 05 2001,00:31
Now I know why syf0n is always wearing his shades!

He's not used to daylight... this whole "out of the closet" thing is new to him.


Posted by incubus on Nov. 05 2001,00:34
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
Now I know why syf0n is always wearing his shades!

He's not used to daylight... this whole "out of the closet" thing is new to him.


LMFAO

syf0n ... the only love i'll be makin' is your ass and a chainsaw! Now STFU! Or I'll send 'da boyz' round to give you the 'wire coathanger down the japs-eye' treatment...

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus


Posted by syf on Nov. 05 2001,01:00
Deny it all you want; you're in love with me.
Posted by DeadAnztac on Nov. 05 2001,01:27
Hrm, feeding off other peoples normal tolerances wasn't enough, you had to go after their homophobia?

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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]


Posted by incubus on Nov. 05 2001,02:58
quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
Hrm, feeding off other peoples normal tolerances wasn't enough, you had to go after their homophobia?


I'm not a homophobe, I just don't like creepy freaks.

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus


Posted by aventari on Nov. 05 2001,03:40
quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
Hrm, feeding off other peoples normal tolerances wasn't enough, you had to go after their homophobia?



BAHAHAHA (to rip-off SA) pure comedy gold !!


Posted by syf on Nov. 05 2001,05:17
No, inky, I just dropped my stance on cr0 because it's meaningless, irrelevant, arrogant, and assholish of me. He can do what he wants.

And inky...I still love you. Come home and we can make love by the fireplace like we used to.


Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 05 2001,05:29
lol
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