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Topic: The Cirlce of Life
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on May 07 2001,02:40

Last night I planned to take a shower, eat a big brownie, and take a big dump before work. (long story short) I ran low on time, so I decide to just eat the big brownie WHILE I took the big dump.

Anyway, somewhere in the middle it hit me... you know... < the circle of life >! Isn't it amazing!

Next week I'm going to take a big piss and drink a tall glass of apple juice at the same time. Or mabey tabioca pudding and jack-off... I can't decide...

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"Have a nice day, because monkeys don't."
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Posted by MattimeoZ80 on May 07 2001,02:40

hahahahahahaha, that just made my day

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Posted by cr0bar on May 07 2001,02:58

Now I remember why I made you a moderator. . .

Posted by DuSTman on May 07 2001,07:18

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Or mabey tabioca pudding and jack-off...

If you're going to eat something while jacking off i suggest you try something you can eat one-handed.. Tapioca pudding mught be difficult. ( one hand to hold the bowl, one on the spoon, and a third hand on penis? )

Go for something easy.

Posted by Wolfguard on May 07 2001,10:29

and if there is pudding left over when your dont jacking off for god's sake make sure you know what you put back in the fridge.

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Posted by PersonGuy on May 07 2001,14:35

quote:
third hand on penis?

I hadn't considered that... but I could just use the mattress.

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"The only thread about ME likened me to poo shaped mummy."
"Have a nice day, because monkeys don't."
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Posted by SLATE on May 07 2001,17:17

cr0, funny

for all you weed smokers.. i just thought id point this out

cr0bar
El Numero Uno
Posts: 420
From: Awareness
Registered: May 2000

Hmm.. 420 posts.. from awareness.. maybe he is high after all?

Posted by whiskey@throttle on May 07 2001,23:03

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
I hadn't considered that... but I could just use the mattress.

Pudding tastes better in a cup.

Posted by smartsnake on May 07 2001,23:15

remember he has a midget

of course its evil so um yea

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 09 2001,11:49

Why does the circle of life have to got that way? You could puke while shoving some more oil up your butticus, or maybe a french fry or something.

edit: complete sentance good.
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Decaffinated coffee is like unleaded fuel, it tastes like shit.

This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 10, 2001 at 06:50 AM

Posted by Vulu on May 09 2001,13:42

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
tabioca pudding and jack-off... I can't decide...

.........*CRINGE*.........
That was wrong in so many ways

Posted by Guest on May 09 2001,14:49

quote:
Originally posted by smartsnake:
remember he has a midget

I guess I could hold the pudding cup... IF I WASN'T IN ABALDABI!!! I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS PG!

Oh, and you must to double my salary to hire me again! NYYYAHAHA!

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Posted by PersonGuy on May 09 2001,14:53

quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
You could puke while shoving some more oil up your butticus.

But THAT isn't BEAUTIFUL like the REAL circle of life.

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"The only thread about ME likened me to poo shaped mummy."
"Have a nice day, because monkeys don't."
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by PersonGuy on May 09 2001,14:58

quote:
Originally posted by midget:
Oh, and you must to double my salary to hire me again! NYYYAHAHA!

WHAT YOU SAY.

That's retarted midget! Why should I pay you Ŭ a day!? You're not HALF the man I am.......... hehehehehehe

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"The only thread about ME likened me to poo shaped mummy."
"Have a nice day, because monkeys don't."
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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 09 2001,16:35

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
But THAT isn't BEAUTIFUL like the REAL circle of life.

You watch scat dont you......

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Decaffinated coffee is like unleaded fuel, it tastes like shit.

Posted by PersonGuy on May 10 2001,00:20

SURE!

But I think poo is FUNNY

not sex0ry...

it's like watching Comedy Central!

"HAHAHA! SHE JUST POOPED ON HIM!!! LOOK AT THAT! HAHAHAHA!"

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"The only thread about ME likened me to poo shaped mummy."
"Have a nice day, because monkeys don't."
-< PersonGuy >