Forum: The Classroom
Topic: Such an unfortunate coincidence...
started by: PersonGuy
Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 30 2001,14:58
Ok, this is a VERY high concept thread, so PAY ATTENTION!

Think of a "very unfortunate coincidence".

Here are the two that I came up with:

1) 'Cool' rhymes with 'school'.

2) 'Gay' was used in so many songs BEFORE the meaning changed.

------------------
Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by jiggyfresh on Mar. 30 2001,16:20
be cool, stay in school

ur gay!

Posted by Spydir Web on Mar. 30 2001,16:26
why do some doors have "do not open" on them? Why put a door there if it's not supposed to be opened?

I love oxymorons... Messes with all those dumb preppy girl's head, so they're all confused and you can... well, "mess" with them

Posted by askheaves on Mar. 30 2001,19:21
Why do they call it 'taking' a dump? You're not really taking anything, you're leaving it. They should call it leaving a dump.
Posted by DjSokol on Mar. 30 2001,20:51
quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
Why do they call it 'taking' a dump? You're not really taking anything, you're leaving it. They should call it leaving a dump.

why do people copy george carlin comedy sketches and pretend that they are original

------------------
< http://www.pshosting.com/
>
fast and inexpensive web hosting and domain registration

Posted by Rhydant on Mar. 30 2001,21:01
if drug stores/hospitols stay open 24 hours a day, then why do they have locks on the doors?
why do they call buildings 'buildings' if theyre already done being built?
why is 'big' such a small word, and 'little' such a big one?
if a tree falls in a forrest, does anyone hear it?

------------------
...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Posted by Kintara on Mar. 30 2001,21:28
Why is the word 'phonetic' not spelled fonetikaly?

------------------
"You've soiled my dickey!"

--Kintara

Posted by Guest on Mar. 30 2001,21:30
stop stealing lines from famous comedians (galager) without quoting them
Posted by askheaves on Mar. 30 2001,22:32
quote:
Originally posted by DjSokol:
why do people copy george carlin comedy sketches and pretend that they are original

Hey! I wasn't stealing Carlin, or Galagher, or anybody else... except Beavis. That was Beavis doing an impression of Andy Rooney about 6 years ago. Shows what kind of an impression that show has left on me.

Posted by Kintara on Mar. 30 2001,23:36
Actually, I thought of that before seeing it anywhere. At least as far as I can remember.

------------------
"You've soiled my dickey!"

--Kintara

Posted by kai on Mar. 30 2001,23:43
there are somethings that everyone thinks up but isn't original. like if you were to compare hookers the better deal would give you the better bang for the buck. now come on, i know i didn't come up with that. certainly everyone's heard it/thought about it.

------------------
I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

Posted by kai on Mar. 30 2001,23:43
sonofabitch

This message has been edited by kai on March 31, 2001 at 05:45 PM

Posted by Rhydant on Mar. 31 2001,00:30
quote:
Originally posted by c47kn1gh7:
stop stealing lines from famous comedians (galager) without quoting them

stop being a fucking idiot. period.

------------------
...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Posted by Guest on Mar. 31 2001,00:45
you first .

edit: oh yeah i forgot the period.

This message has been edited by c47kn1gh7 on March 31, 2001 at 06:46 PM

Posted by Psychosomatic_plague on Mar. 31 2001,00:54
how come ppl with lisp can't say lisp without lisping.

Nova, as in the car, means no go in spanish.

Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 31 2001,01:26
quote:
Originally posted by Psychosomatic_plague:
how come ppl with lisp can't say lisp without lisping.

i think that it was just a dirty trick by whoever named the lisp. "hahaha...ill make their condition hard for them to say!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA" yeah....thats actually really funny though.

Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 31 2001,01:47
quote:
Originally posted by Psychosomatic_plague:
ppl with lisp can't say lisp without lisping.

oooo... you're good...

------------------
Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by Rhydant on Mar. 31 2001,05:15
quote:
Originally posted by c47kn1gh7:
you first [b].
[B]

can i kill him now, can i?
its like he's trying to be an idiot.
...hes doing a good job

------------------
...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Mar. 31 2001,07:40
I've always enjoyed:

  • Interesting how we drive on parkways and park on a driveways...

  • Interesting how a boxing ring is square...

  • Interesting how if you were caught with cocaine, you'd go to prison, but the ex-President's brother doesn't have to.

    Posted by kuru on Mar. 31 2001,11:11
    there are no new jokes, just new comedians.

    ------------------
    kuru
    'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
    -robert frost

    Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 31 2001,16:03
    Weren't there NEW Monica Lewiski jokes for a while? I doubt Caesaer knew any good ones...

    ------------------
    Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
    -< PersonGuy >

    This message has been edited by PersonGuy on April 01, 2001 at 10:04 AM

    Posted by masher on Mar. 31 2001,18:10
    why is abbreviate such a long word
    Posted by The_Stomper on Mar. 31 2001,18:11
    quote:
    Originally posted by Rhydant:
    if drug stores/hospitols stay open 24 hours a day, then why do they have locks on the doors?

    The locks are there in case of
    (1) earthquakes, typhoons, tornados, or Nature going apeshit in any other manner
    (2) if there's only a few people working there and they've REALLY gotta shit...
    (3) they live in a "bad neighbourhood" - when you only open the door if you KNOW the fucker on the other side isn't armed as heavily as you. (The owner of the 7-11 in my town packs a 12-gauge under the till.)

    That concludes todays "Useless Fact".

    Posted by askheaves on Mar. 31 2001,20:10
    How about me having over 1000 posts, yet not knowing that you can do bullets:

    [*] Item 1 = Yeah!!!

    [*] Item 2 - Woo hoo!!!

    Why didn't that work? I'm confused.

    This message has been edited by askheaves on April 01, 2001 at 02:11 PM

    Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 31 2001,20:58
    haha, you have to add a list command or something....but thats really funny.
    Posted by Psychosomatic_plague on Mar. 31 2001,22:45
    <list>

    • <*>
    • <*>
    • <*>

    </list>

    <list=A>


    1. <*>
    2. <*>
    3. <*>

    </list>
    Posted by Spydir Web on Apr. 01 2001,01:39
    I swear, this man is a genius!!

    ------------------
    Spydir Web - < http://netsyndrome.net/spydirweb/ >
    Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >

    Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...

    Posted by whiskey@throttle on Apr. 01 2001,14:33
  • You don't need the /list tag to create regular bullets. Just begin your text immediately after the closed bracket, with no space.

    code:
  • text
    		•
    Powered by Ikonboard 3.1.4 © 2006 Ikonboard