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Topic: jay and slient bob stike back
started by: jiggyfresh

Posted by jiggyfresh on Aug. 04 2001,01:41

that should be funny, all the kevin smiths movies ive seen are great
clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma..

Posted by Greasemonk on Aug. 04 2001,03:02

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Originally posted by jiggyfresh:
that should be funny, all the kevin smiths movies ive seen are great
clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma..

Exactly, plus they are all in a way a chronological series. Each one picks up where the previous one left off. Snooch to the Booch!!

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Posted by Cyrino on Aug. 04 2001,04:34

Also, it's the people from all of them. Smith even got Shannen Doherty back after that whole ordeal. Oh, and almost the whole cast of American Pie. I'm really looking forward to it.

Has anyone else ever seen Clerks: The Animated Series? It was so funny, but got cancelled after like 6 episodes, I reccomend getting the DVD.

Randal Graves: Do you think Phantom Menace is as good of a movie as Empire?
George Lucas: Well, certainly, I think it's the best movie I've made yet.
Randal Graves: Permission to treat this witness as hostile. Mr. Lucas, how do you explain that in Star Wars Obi-Wan tells Luke when he met his father he was a great pilot, but in Menace he's just a little boy?
Lucas: Well, my kids thought...
Randal Graves: And how come Obi-Wan tells Luke that Yoda is the Jedi that trains him, but in the movie Liam Neeson trains him?
Lucas: Um, well, the power of myth...
Randal Graves: Isn't it true you knew this was a bad movie, that you wrote it over a weekend but told people you had it written for years?
Lawyer: Objection! The pod race was pretty cool.

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This message has been edited by Cyrino on August 04, 2001 at 11:42 PM

Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 04 2001,04:42

i saw the first episode of the clearks series. wasnt as great as i expected. so i wasnt surprised by the cancelation.

the movie was great though. hockey on the roof!

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Posted by YouGunnaStopMe? on Aug. 04 2001,12:05

"Why do you smell like shoe polish?"

Posted by ic0n0 on Aug. 04 2001,13:59

I'm not even suposed to be here today.

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Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 04 2001,16:35

"I dont appreciate your ruse, ma'am"
"My ruse?!"
"Yes, your cunning attempt to trick me"

or, my favorite:
"Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

something along those lines

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Posted by Tattered on Aug. 04 2001,21:17

I've got clerks divX.. ahh.. clerks rules.

Posted by GeZzEd on Aug. 06 2001,02:29

Just finished watching Dogma an hour ago actually. Brings up that whole debate about religion and who's right and who's wrong. Personally the only bad part for me was Alanis Morisette turns out to be god, yeah right.

Posted by Tattered on Aug. 06 2001,02:32

quote:

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker!
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker!
My love for you is titing fuck, Berserker!
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker!

That's beautiful man

Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 10 2001,03:44

Umm...I think that's "my love for you is ticking clock, berzerker"

Anycrap, is it true that this is going to be the last movie w/ Jay and Silent Bob?

Noodge.

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How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

Posted by Cyrino on Aug. 18 2001,00:36

I just got the chance to see a sneak preview of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and I'll have to say that it's one of, if not the funniest movie I've ever seen! Kevin Smith is a genious!! Mind you, if you haven't seen all of his previous movies, you won't find it nearly as funny, but it's surprising how funny a movie can be when it's about nothing. I recommend that everyone goes and sees it!
"Fuck Jay and Silent Bob, fuck them in their stupid asses!!"

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Posted by Ash on Aug. 18 2001,03:14

I also got see that and will tell anyone to go see it as soon as you can. Holy shit it was funny. The whole theater was laughing our asses off.

"Jay, say something sweet"
"boo-boo kitty-fuck?"

-Ash

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This message has been edited by Ash on August 18, 2001 at 10:20 PM