Topic: Get your P.H.D.!
started by: Spydir Web
*STRAIGHT UP!*
There's nothing you can do except get your P.H.D.
"Playa Hata'z Degree? Oh HELL yeah!*
Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit, Offers the finest in player hation tactics.
*Yeah that's righ'!*
Such as the bitch hater:
*Hey man fuck that fine ass bitch!*
Or the look shooker:
*Yo' bitch I might be ugly but at least I ain't got naw money!*
Or the never ending shooting star:
*Just cuz he gotta car he wanna be drivin' that bitzz!*
Get your P.H.D., and join a nation, of player hation.
*W3RD UP!!*
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Spydir Web - < http://netsyndrome.net/spydirweb/ >
Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >
Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...
As a matter of fact, I like my chili so goddamn hot that you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful.
When a working man such as myself wants a little hot fixin', I reach for that bottle of Momma's God Damn Hot Chili. Smooth, tender chunks with chili beans filled with Momma's Hot Bastard Bacon Bits and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce.
Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions.
Mmm, mmm. That's hot. Goddamn hot.
Ask for it by name.
This message has been edited by Vulu on March 30, 2001 at 05:36 PM
See the thing is! If you 'bout to be up out dis bitach, check it! Pick Delta! We be flyin' all over dis bitch! Lemme asks you sumthin'! You fend' to raise up and get your travel on?! From de interier to da exterier. you got to get your posterier in one of dese big ass planes!
Shit dog! You layin' the cut straight sittin' on yo ass an' gettin' yo drink on an' your snack on while we flossin' fly this mofo all over dis bitch! East cost? West cost? It don't matter! Nigga we'll git ya to ya hoe and back, lickity-splits, no shit.
Then you be back at yo crib chillin' with a fat spliff thinkin' we was some crazy-ass angel! Hell. These fat, round, thick-ass vessels run up in da sky so deep it beat cryin'! Ya, you thought it waz rain! So bring a towel! Cuz at Delta, it's laid out like dat! Call one of dese fly-ass Delta couchies! And make all dem punk-ass co-workers of yours catch the vapors as you be off, and up, out!
You goin'? We fly you der! You been? We done already flew up in der! We got you covered like a jimmy hat! At Delta, we loves us some flyin'! And be showin' like a moutha-fuckah!
I stab people, 4 or 5 people everyday! I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit but there ain't no fucking way! I stabbed 'em, stabbed his nurse and fuckin' cat! Stabbed 'em, stabbed 'em all like that! I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex my manager... hahaha-hahaha. I stabbed 'em in the gut, he was like "what the fuck?!"...
I stabbed a fat guy in the butt, hehe, WHUT?!?!
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Spydir Web - < http://netsyndrome.net/spydirweb/ >
Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >
Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...
You have ISSUES
Shit, I'm so crazy, I'll open a door and won't walk through it. I'm so crazy, when I go into a room I turn off all the lights and when I leave I turn 'em all back on! I'm so crazy, I hi-jacked the ISS so I could do a driveby on the whole planet! I'm so crazy... I'm so crazy, I'll summon a ghost... and as soon as it shows up, I'll slap it! I'm crazy man... so crazy, I'll go to Alaska, bitchslap a polar bear, and take it's food...
So crazy, I mow the lawn of landmine fields like "What?!? *BOOM!!*"... So crazy, I roll M-80's up in papers and smoke that shit... So crazy I headbutt unicorns! So insane I drive an icecream truck through Etheopia screaming "FREE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES!!"
Damn man, I'm crazy... I'm so crazy... so fucking crazy... so crazy, I can't think of anymore stupid stuff to say how crazy I fuckin' am!!!
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Spydir Web - < http://netsyndrome.net/spydirweb/ >
Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >
Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...
Fuck your mom, fuck your moms momma.
Fuck the beastie boys and the dahli lama.
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a forest gump. Youd probably like it in the rump.
Fuck a shoe pump.
Fuck the ray of dillan. Fuck all the fate.
FUCK ALL 52 STATES..OOOOOH
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Any sentance that ends with ANAL SEX is worth taking another look at.
http://www.technicalvirgin.com/
Read "their message"
hey f00 i done got my playa hataz degree these bitch ass niggas done taught me everythin i know now i can take my blak ass and get a g.o.b i be like hey ho betta have muh money bitch yea im a pimp nigga bawlin outta control thanks to this bitch ass school werd up one love piece out
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Spydir Web - < http://netsyndrome.net/spydirweb/ >
Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >
Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...
quote:
Fuck the beastie boys
hey now you've gone too far man!
*phone ring* Hotline?
Hello?
What up?
What's up? I'm not sure that I want to live anymore, that's what's up...
HOLD ON!! *rock music plays for a couple seconds* Hellloooww??
I-I need someone to talk to...
Call your mom.
my mother died last year...
Serves her right, BITCH! Haha, I'm just playin' fucknuts. Listen, when ever your feelin' low, just page me and I'll call ya.
You will?
Sure, I'LL CALL YOU A NERDY BITCH FOR BOTHERING ME! Now, don't blow your fucking head off.
Why not, who cares if I do?
The poor guy who's gotta clean that shit up! If you're gonna do it, do it outside or something!
You think I won't really do it, don't ya?
Honestly, I could give a RAT'S ASS!
You think I won't, you think I'm kidding?
DO IT! DO IT, FUCKER! BRING ME THE GUN I'LL FUCKING DO IT FOR YA!
*gunshot*
hello?! hello?! Are you there?
hello?...
I knew you wouldn't do it ya scared little bitch!
Off The Great Milenko, thier album that pretty much launched them. Great album, not my fave though.
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Spydir Web - < http://netsyndrome.net/spydirweb/ >
Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >
Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...
i'm not sure if i want to live any more
HOLD ON
Are you there.
ya
call your mom
she died last year
servers her right BITCH
i'm just playn fucknuts, seriously do blow you head off
who cares if i do or not
the poor guy who has to clean that shit up
(i'm gonna quite there cause i'm prolly misquoting it, i haven't listen to my icp cds in a long ass time)