Forum: The Classroom
Topic: How many of us are criminals?
started by: CNCJake
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 29 2001,18:00
I was downloading roms and I clicked "Yes i do own it" when really i dont.....ok on a more serious note, Ive broken just about every traffic law here except maybe passing on train tracks... but we dont have any train tracks close. ------------------
trying to use fortran is like trying to insert pineapples in your ass... it just aint right. -DKB
Posted by syf on Oct. 29 2001,18:36
I'm down with the traffic laws, d00d...I've pretty much nailed them all to the wall. I've even tripled the speed limit, though many would say that constitutes stupidity. It probably does, but what can I say...it's a rush. Other than cars, I don't really brake many laws. Never stolen anything, never killed anyone, never seriously intruded (private stuff) on someone else's computer, even when I've had the chance...so I guess that's it -- unless you count beer, etc, which I think is a trite thing to argue about, since everyone does that.
Posted by afropik on Oct. 29 2001,21:58
Well, a cop found me scribbling on a wall, and tried to lure me back to his squad car, but I made a break for it. He was fat and slow. So I guess I kinda got arrested.
Posted by miNus on Oct. 29 2001,22:06
Well, I've had my Cavalier going at about 85+ (the speedo stops at 85, so I was probably going about 95) miles per hour on several occasions.Other than that, I'm pretty much a straight l0ser. As soon as I get a real car, I plan on probably breaking many many more speed limits, faster. This message has been edited by miNus on October 30, 2001 at 05:07 PM
Posted by j0eSmith on Oct. 29 2001,22:20
You mean OTHER than being threatened with time in the Drunk Tank, threatened with a fine for Drunk in Public, threatened with a fine for Underage Drinking, having alcohol siezed, and being a minor is possesion of alcohol?Not much really. Besides the normal speed limit BS. btw: Does this guy sound like homer in the episode where the FBI make him work as a mole to anyone else? ------------------
When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
Posted by syf on Oct. 29 2001,22:40
joe...what guy -- me?
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Oct. 29 2001,23:18
got hauled in on a DUI once. I blew a .04. The cops didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did.
Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 29 2001,23:20
the only time was when I made that illegal left turn in oakland. i got pulled over by the padywagon.  i don't have a criminal record tho because it was in pennsylvania and i live in maryland. i payed the ticket so they never extradicted for charges. This message has been edited by CatKnight on October 30, 2001 at 06:21 PM
Posted by mqa on Oct. 29 2001,23:33
i struck an unattended vehicle and didnt leave my info. i am now uninsurable for 3 years.
Posted by caseman984 on Oct. 29 2001,23:41
Well lets see, back when I used to skip school on a usual basis, we got picked up by cops. One of my stoner friends broke into the house behind mine, the guy came home and he jumped out the window. Before the cops came, we were all basically running our asses off. They caught the two of us (their were about 6 people over that day) that actually weren't involved. The DUMBASS that I got caught with incriminated us, so we got taken in. Luckaly, my other friends turned themselves in, and my neighbor dropped the charges. Besides that I've never been *caught* doing anything. Good consideing the Police Dept. is a stone's throw away.------------------
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Originally posted by Tattered:
Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 29 2001,23:42
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
I've even tripled the speed limit, though many would say that constitutes stupidity. It probably does, but what can I say...it's a rush.
It is and it is. Ive done 120 mph over the speed limit once or 7 times.. ------------------
trying to use fortran is like trying to insert pineapples in your ass... it just aint right. -DKB
Posted by ic0n0 on Oct. 30 2001,00:44
I once pulled the flag up on every mailbox in my neighborhood.------------------
"Genitalia, while fun to play with, are rarely pleasant to look at"
Posted by demonk on Oct. 30 2001,02:15
No REAL law breaking, besides the ethically imperative of copying every single piece of software/Music/DVDs I can get my hands on. Other than that, I haven't even gotten a speeding ticket (knocks on wood).------------------
10 PRINT "HOME"
20 PRINT "SWEET"
30 GOTO 10
Posted by Hellraiser on Oct. 30 2001,03:00
By my definition I'm not a criminal. By other's definition: I'm as hardcore as they come. I've stolen probably more in my life's time than I've ever been worth, and cheated my way through high school because it was soo boring. (I didn't have to, but it was more fun). I also have been drinking since I was 9, and have frequently broken every rule thats possible about roads without actually driving a car. Is any of this true? I'll leave you to judge. I'm also a habitual liar. Actually, that was a lie.------------------
Old farts never die, they just get blown away.
Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 30 2001,03:09
the longest night of my life was when my counterpart and i finally got caught for stealing a car... luckily, the owner thought we were troubled kids, and only made us pay for damaging his window, and restraints for his property placed.. we've stolen many more than just his.. we were caught in teh act btw... my counterpart and i used to drive around in my old carolla and slam other peoples cars with the passenger side door.. i've blown the tires off an old truck with dynamite i found in some old guys garage in teh woods.. you can research the 15 acres of land that was burned down to build a golf course that to this day is blamed on teh golf course.. or other "natural" circumstances..  the one time bombing excursions didn't work out, i wasn't around when my friends set off a pipe-bomb in a girl's backyard (she wasn't home, and everyone hated her) they were all sentenced to community service and severe fines.. the kid who told on them was beaten severely, and they got charged with assault and stuff... anyway, i'm just happy i've never been caught for my crimes, except for that once.. also, breaking and entering.. but once again, i make it a point not to get caught..also, i got two 84 in a 55 speeding tickets inside of 3 weeks... Edit: ever since the car incident in a mall parking lot (first one mentioned, not my smartest move, i haven't tried to steal a car since.. )
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Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand. This message has been edited by EvilGenius on October 30, 2001 at 10:11 PM
Posted by CNCJake on Oct. 30 2001,05:05
I got taken away in handcuffs a couple years ago, for making fake I.D's. An entirely unpleasant exprerience. บ,000 in court fines, and a criminal record for a year. I went to the CA crimal law website and decided I got off pretty easily, compared to what could have happened accourding to the possible sentances: up to โ,000 in fines and ten years in jail. So I feel lucky. Anyways, I never want to break the law again.Anyone else have some crimes to confess? Please don't post if your going to scare me! ------------------
I pinged your mom, and got 100\% packet loss.
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Oct. 30 2001,05:22
My friends and I were arrested when we were 15. We decited to ditch and get drunk, and stupid us decited to walk around the school and we got picked up. We didn't really get into much trouble, we just got suspended from school for 5 days.  What a punishment!!
Posted by Nikita on Oct. 30 2001,05:50
I'm so sexy it's criminal!
Posted by Wiley on Oct. 30 2001,05:59
I go in front of the judge every few months for traffic related issues, but other then that I've been pretty fortunate. Although the worst thing I think I can be convicted of is breaking into pr0n sites. I phear prison, I'm too fragile to be somebodies biatch.
Posted by doom farmer on Oct. 30 2001,11:25
there was an abandoned car near the back of my house and my friend and i broke into it. there were a lot of credit card papers and bounced checks in there. also included was the warrant for some guy's arrest. there is a public bike path behind where the car was sitting and my friend got the bright idea to honk the horn at passing pedestrians. we left the car then, fearing that the cops would soon arrive. and sure enough, they did. one tall, bald cop came to my door. "have you seen anyone in a green coat near that car over there?" pointing in the direction of the brown buick.
"no."
"okay." and that was all. guess i lucked out on getting busted for something like grand theft auto. a few days later, the car was towed. ------------------
broken days pumping through your veins This message has been edited by doom farmer on October 31, 2001 at 06:28 AM
Posted by LazyGit on Oct. 30 2001,11:48
I'm at University.Draw you're own conclusions.
cheers
Posted by LiNeY on Oct. 30 2001,14:27
Ummmm... I've copied music notes (i.e. sheet notes), and broken countless copyrights with music and comp stuff. And I've watched 16+ movies not being 16. That's about it.../me regards the sad uncriminal life she leads
/me decides NO MORE MS NICE GIRL! ------------------
Questo è il bacio de Tosca!
Posted by Nikita on Oct. 30 2001,14:41
Go LiNeY! RrRreeeowwwrRr!
Posted by veistran on Oct. 30 2001,19:49
mostly just copyright violations for me. I had friend talk his way out of a ticket for doing 90 in a _SCHOOL_ZONE_ during school hours. That was pretty damn funny.
Posted by TheTaxMan on Oct. 30 2001,20:11
It comes to a point where speeding ceases to be fun(ny), like doing 90 in a school zone. Dude, you're going to kill someone.------------------
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Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.
Posted by Vigilante on Oct. 30 2001,21:43
Doing 90 in a school zone is always funny. Elsewhere, I don't much care one way or the other.
Posted by veistran on Oct. 31 2001,14:44
The humor was from him NOT getting a ticket for that.
Posted by pengu1nn on Oct. 31 2001,18:43
i have a post from not to long ago that tells all my criminal acts. basically i'm a pot head. thats it, only thing i've ever done "wrong". speeding and copyright violations don't count.
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 01 2001,13:20
does deliberatley aiming high powered fire works at peoples houses count as a crime?oh yeah and i rape small children but other than that i'm preety law abiding ------------------
Oh and by the way, if you see your mum this weekend, be sure to tell her SATAN!!! - Orbital
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 01 2001,15:16
bart: Abraham lincoln is in hell?
homer: yea he sold poisened milk to school children.------------------
Silly customer. You cannot hurt a twinkie.
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