Forum: The Classroom Topic: A little with some anger ranting... started by: PersonGuy Posted by PersonGuy on May 04 2001,01:00
I think I mentioned this once before, but I'm working on some punk//heavy metal//angry screaming (heh) lyrics and I thought it would be cool to use some of the funniest and creative "I HATE YOU" or "I WANT TO KILL YOU" rants from this site. So anyway, I started this thread for 2 reasons...1) I need permission from the people who's words I use. 2) I can't remember//find all of the good ones. Here's the ones I like so far:
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quote: And if you remember a good one, just REpost it here! Just remember that it doesn't really matter what it's ABOUT. THANKS! ------------------ Posted by Chrissy on May 04 2001,01:03
OMG--That shit was so fucking funny I almost pissed myself... Posted by DeadAnztac on May 04 2001,01:25
This from the comments section is just fucking AWESOME!------------------------------------ Comment 11, posted by directhex on Wednesday May 2nd 2001, 3:11PM We have good grammar on gaminguk.com. Most of the time. Shame about the spelling... Comment 12, posted by directhex on Wednesday May 2nd 2001, 6:43PM Posted by PersonGuy on May 11 2001,01:47
Ok! YEAH! I finalized the lyrics...I had to mix around a ton of stuff and change a few things (especially names), but here it is! From the begining to "EAT SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS" is like prose in line with the tempo. After that is detatched voice acting. At first I wasn't sure how to do the "Crowd/Man/Woman" bit, but I figured it out in a dream! I'm putting and add in the paper for a voice acting job. We'll all go to a movie theater, and RIGHT at the end we'll get the attention of the spectators. We'll offer them free pizza if we can have 10 minutes of their time. Then with 2 microphones (one in the middle of a 20 person crowd and one for Man, Woman, and me) we'll just go it line by line to get the crowd reaction (and I'll have volenteers for the crowd lines). Finally I just mix it all down in the studio (no problem). WHEW... Compiled from written converstion from: I fucking HATE adobe right now. I seriously want to strangle that fucknugget bastard FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I'd just like to conclude by saying that it is not humanly possible for anyone to hate another human being right now more so than meet some of them on them street I will kick them repeatedly in the cock beat them about the midsection until their clothes have burned off completely. Maybe I'll whack them in the balls a few more times for good measure. I'll then In case their brain lived on for a few moments before shock set in and killed it, Then I'll strap their mutilated corpse to the front of the car and MY BUNG-HOLE MY BUNG-HOLE WHAT IS WITH THAT I was in that building, I would have ran my fuzzy ass face ASS AND THEN EAT SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS I observed something recently. My pet tropical fish began to wave it's body back and forth near the front glass of the tank when it wanted food. This struck me as quite amazing, given the purportedly low intelligence of fish in general. I considered how special we, as a species must be in order to consider this so far beneath us. I merely have to look at you to know that this cannot be so. How can any species that contain you even consider itself to be even remotely intellectually equivalent to the grandeur of my angel fish? This is unfathomable. Your body reminds me of the sparrow the cat caught - a distressing and pitiful sight indeed. If you could only raise the strength to remove your hands from your genitals, maybe then you could kill yourself and save us all the shame. Please. I beg you... MY BUNG-HOLE MY BUNG-HOLE Crowd1: Lets start The People Who Hate People Club! PersonGuy: FUCK YOU! Crowd2: Hey! I got an idea! Let's nominate PersonGuy for leadership! PersonGuy: But I hate you fuckers! Crowd2: I know, you cum chugger! You're perfect! Crowd1: Yah! We hate people like you! PersonGuy: Damn it! Stop acting so civil, you FUCKING ARSEHOLES!!! Man: Screw you I'm leaving... PersonGuy: You dumb fuck! This is a hate club! It's not a club for ass-biting nice bitches like you anyway... Man: God! I want to shove a ten foot stick up your ass and break it the fuck off! PersonGuy: Damn it! You're such a fucking pervert! I hope a goat blows his load in your ass so hard it shatters your intestines! That way when they disect you, all they find in the lowwer half of your body is this foaming sea of goat cum! Crowd1: Suck my ballz, PersonGuy! PersonGuy: GOD DAMN! YOU ALL ARE RETARDS! I FUCKING HATE STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man: I might not have shakespears vocabulary but I am old enough to fuck your mom. So you can just kiss my pretty pink ass. PersonGuy: You couldnt get a girl off if she had a switch, you fecal freak. YOU GET HARDER THAN CHINESE ALGEBRA AT THE SIGHT OF 8 YEAR OLD BOYS, YOU PETAPHILIC PEICE OF SHIT. I SAW THIS GUY PEEKING IN A KINDERGARTEN WINDOW. HIS SYPHLITIC-RIDDEN HARD-ON RIPPED STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS PANTS. HE'S A TEA-BAGGING RIM-JOBBER AND A CUM-BELCHING ROAD-WHORE. HE ENJOYS DECOMPACTING HIS GREAT-GRANDMOTHER WITH HIS TONGUE. TO CALL HIM A SLACK-JAWED, JIZZ-GURGLING, CUM DRUNK, SPERM BURPING FAGGOT WOULD BE TOO NICE. HE'S FUCKING WORSE THAN ASS ON A STICK. MY BUNG-HOLE MY BUNG-HOLE Man: You suck the sweat from a dead mans balls! You would need a ladder and a leg up to even reach the status of being mentally disabled, you brain-dead fucknugget! PersonGuy: YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. IF YOU WERE ANY STUPIDER YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE WATERED ONCE A WEEK. I THINK A MONKEYS ASS HOLDS A HIGHER INTELECTUAL RANK THAN YOU (AND IS EASIER TO LOOK AT TOO). YOU MIGHT GET RID OF THAT STINK THAT FOLLOWS YOU IF YOU WOULD TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, BUT I DONT THINK YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO WORK THE FUCKING HANDLE. JUST REMEMBER THAT RED MEANS HOT AND BLUE MEANS COLD... OR IS THIS TOO COMPLICATED, YOU DUMB FUCKING COCK MUNCHER? Man: You suck. Your brain sucks, your body sucks, and the smell that permanently engulfs your entire vicinity, frankly, sucks the chrome off my towel rail. PersonGuy: YOU FUCKER! YOU SCRATCH YOURSELF WITH YOUR HINDLEG, YOU SHIT-SCARFING, HAMSTER-EXPLOITING, MISBEGOTTEN OFFSPRING OF A MUTANT BLOOD-SUCKING FROG. YOU LICK YOURSELF INSTEAD OF BATHING, YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE, MUCOUS-FUCKING, MALODEROUS, MAGGOT-PIE. IF IGNORANCE EVER GOES TO ุ A BARREL, CAN I HAVE DRILLING RIGHTS TO YOUR HEAD? YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON IVE SEEN TRY TO COORDINATE THEIR HAIR COLOR WITH THIER TEETH. IF ONLY TEFLON WORKED ON EGGS AS WELL AS YOU BRAIN DOES WITH IDEAS. YOU HAVE THE MENTAL ABILITY OF A SLOTH. YOU MAKE ME REALIZE THAT HAPPINESS IS A BELT-FED WEAPON. Man: EAT SHIT! EAT SHIT AND DIE! HEY, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! PLAY SOME HOCKEY, YOU FUCKWAD! Woman: AAUUUGGHHH SHUT UP!!! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING NAZI ASSHOLE! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE YOU! I FUCKING DISPIESE YOUR VERY EXISTANCE! PersonGuy SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SKANK WHORE!!! IF I HAD WANTED YOUR OPINION, I WOULD HAVE BEAT IT INTO YOUR DADDY MOLESTED LITTLE HEAD AND THEN BEAT IT BACK OUT OF YOU! Woman: SHUT UP, YOU BUNCH OF COCK SMOKERS... UNLESS YOU WANNA BE BUTT FUCKED HARDER THAN YOU EVER HAVE BEFORE! AND THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE PRETTY HARD CAUSE YOU ARE ALL USED TO TAKING TOUGH ANAL! Hate Club sucks ass. I hate this crap about as much as rap, for the same reasons. I wouldn't miss it a bit. PersonGuy: Hey, nutty ass! Think before you speak!!! Your inability to choose examples is appalling. Jesus Christ. I WANT TO BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BASEBALL BAT!!! YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD!!! PLEASE GO HOME. MY BUNG-HOLE MY BUNG-HOLE Woman: Fine you fucking vultures. I fully withdraw from the Hate Club. I'm not talking anymore. Fuck it, I'm not even comming back here again. You guys are vultures. You're the biggest dicks on the planet. If I had the opportunity, I'd punch each and every one of you bastards. I admit I'm a fucking idiot and I should kill myself. I guess you won't be happy until I actually do. Fuck you. Glad to never see any of you assholes again. PersonGuy: We all judge each other every single day. People call me an asshole. I tell people to fuck off. This is beauty of this place and the internet in general... You can comfortably speak your mind. Half of you cheer me on when I rant on things I don't like. MrsSkank is going to be no different. She fucking disgusts me, and by fucking god I'm going to have my say!!! If she'd like to come back and have her say, so fucking be it. That's the way it has, and always will be. Fuck this bitch... I don't give a shit about her child molested ass... Go buy some music for once, you freeloading ass-reaming vaginal disease! Honestly I don't give a shit what most of you think. Guess what? That's my opinion... And fuck anyone who says I can't have it. Before you go saying that we all judged MrsSkank, you better take a looooooooooong look at yourself... Because we all know that when push comes to shove, PersonGuy fucking comes out swingin' ------------------ Posted by Spydir on May 11 2001,01:52
/me slowly backs away from PG, before turning and running at full speed.------------------ Posted by CatKnight on May 11 2001,02:10
quote: I didn't know girls could do that Posted by j0eSmith on May 11 2001,02:11
Dude! That is the coolest thing I have ever seen! Well maybe not THE coolest.. but its up there...------------------ Posted by Sithiee on May 11 2001,04:39
where do i fit in there??
Posted by DeadAnztac on May 11 2001,13:24
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Posted by PersonGuy on May 11 2001,14:45
quote: Heh... actually I've already finished 90\% of the muzak. I put the words TO the song. I might upload the un-lyriced version later so you can here it... that way you can SING-A-LONG!
quote: BAH! Acutally I've filled this song TO THE BRIM with lyrics and nothing else will fit. But I might be able to swap-out better lyrics as I find them... (hmm... I'll see what I can do with Areo's)
quote: "yeah, we do hate people like you." from the flame war thread. I took out the "do".
quote: That's a releif! You and jim probably had the most (in some fucked-up way) heart-warming contributions. ------------------ Posted by PersonGuy on May 11 2001,14:50
WOOPS! I JUST found this... I'm going to MAKE it fit!
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you should include some of my hippie rants
quote: Posted by Nene on May 11 2001,17:12
Whee!that was pretty good actually /me drags out old staff paper and starts composing
Posted by porn_dealer on May 11 2001,19:24
hahahah dude, get this up ASAP! and email cr0bar and get him to post it! if you don't, i will...------------------ Posted by SLATE on May 13 2001,02:53
this frightens me!i cant wait to hear it.. btw, 400th post! Posted by PersonGuy on May 14 2001,14:41
Ok... < here it is >! Please understand: - It's not going to be ANYTHING like you expect - I'm going polish it a tiny bit more after I finish the lyrics - MP3 quality takes a bit away from it - My begining bumper is screwed... so it actually starts at 1 second into the song... not where the ACTUAL begining is Enjoy! ------------------ Posted by psaph on May 18 2001,01:08
Some good selections there person.I remember Ozymandias. Posted by PersonGuy on May 18 2001,13:52
Yah... he was one of those under-the-radar guys I REALLY liked around here. He seems to still pop up in Rants sometimes...------------------ Posted by PersonGuy on May 22 2001,09:11
STOP EMAILING ME TO ASK WHEN I'LL HAVE IT FINISHED, DAMMIT!! But... I guess at the same time it's nice to know that I've got people waiting... But seriously, STOP! It'll be done when it's done!Anyway, in an attempt to fend some of you off I threw together < this first part of the lyric version > so you'll have a small idea of what it will sound like (again: it sounds MUCH MUCH better when it's better quality)... ------------------ Posted by Blowgoats on May 22 2001,20:43
Fuck. That was soooo fucking funny!!! Holy shit!! I'm going to the bathroom now to piss my eyes out!!------------------ A Perfect Circle Posted by SLATE on May 23 2001,03:23
my bunghole!!!!!!!!!!!!rock on pg.... scary fuckin shit, but funny, nonetheless ------------------ Posted by masher on May 23 2001,09:43
lol PG, fucking good.I'm waiting for the full version now... ------------------ Posted by PersonGuy on May 23 2001,14:59
One thing I thought of afterwards is to add a little echo to the "MY BUNG HOLE" lines... they seem a little too dry. Anywaze, I've come to yet ANOTHER twist in the song's freakish creation... the movie thing isn't going to work (long story), but I have a BETTER idea! TallAssAzn, do you have about 15 friends who want to come to a free pizza party (on me )? The recording session part would only take about 10 - 15 minutes. (I tried to email you, but that account is down) Anyway, if you can, I'll bring < my old room-mate > and my boss (they both rock) and we'll like do it in a few weeks. But email me... cause there's probably a few details we need to work out... ------------------ Posted by SLATE on May 23 2001,16:34
That chick scares me, PG------------------ Posted by porn_dealer on May 24 2001,02:10
quote: hey...im down! ill catch a ride with TallAssAzn =P ------------------ Posted by PersonGuy on May 25 2001,01:25
Oh, cool! I didn't even realize you were from WA! Can one of you email/icq me to figure out dates and locations? ------------------ Posted by masher on Jun. 16 2001,08:45
hows it coming along PG?------------------ Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 16 2001,13:18
Very slow...I was talkin with Porn_Dealer for a while... then he said to wait cause cr0bar was coming to WA. But cr0 said that he's not... so I've been trying to contact Porn_Dealer on ICQ and he hasn't responded... so if nothing gets worked out soon I'm just going to pass out a ton of flyers a End Fest 10 (August 4th). I just REALLY REALLY want to get it done before I go to college this fall or it might NEVER get done... well at least not done the way I envisioned it. ------------------ Posted by porn_dealer on Jun. 16 2001,14:25
argh, yeah, im going to be gone until the first of july, so we couldn't do it until then. lucky bastard with your EndFest tickets!! (Or are you just going to pepper them with leaflets over the fence ) Heheh, the giant penis that LifeStyles puts up for their condom booth was great last year ------------------ This message has been edited by porn_dealer on June 17, 2001 at 09:27 AM Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 17 2001,00:37
July still isn't too late. Can we shoot for then? And End Fest tickets haven't even gone on sale yet (June 22 I think). I tried to win some, but the odds are WAY against me! EDIT: BTW... I have done more lyrics and stuff since that demo mp3... I just want to leave some suprises for when it's done. ------------------ Posted by aletros on Jun. 17 2001,06:51
I think we now need some Buromisan quotes for lyrics now. |