Topic: A Confession (quite funny)
started by: whiskey@throttle
Anyhow, to make a long story short, I'm sick of doing it. Besides, no one can even tell, and the humor is a bit too exclusive even for my taste. Heck, I thought I was making it obvious...
So, rather than spoil it, why don't you guess? I'll be posting in here (eventually) as my alter ego just to keep it interesting.
edit: stupid signature.
This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on March 29, 2001 at 01:30 PM
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Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...
Give a hint. Is this a well posted person? Or still near the Lamor range?
Also maybe Psychosomatic_somethingorother, or Stomper.
I'm curious to what extent you've been doing this. I feel my trust has been violated.
am i right?
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Originally posted by SLATE:
Are you CatKnight????
GAH! 
<paranoia>
What if they're ALL whiskey!
</paranoia>
Do I just say, "someone got it already?"
Or do I keep it a secret until it's obvious to most?
If that's truthful, then you could be someone like Rhydant, or Aventari, or something.
/scratches head trying to remember names after 6 hours of straight coding.
/me exclaims "HRESULT void HANDLE BOOL for int long delete ::MessageBox!!!"
Ouch. And, I assure you, it's not me.
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i have posted a total of 3 times i think with my other ID and i don't use it to play mind games. not that whiskey does, as far as i know i know nothing.
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"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness..."
I think you're either Sithiee or DrunkNigel...Why? Dunno. It has something to do with that < Canada > Forum awhile back...that was a pretty controversial subject and I think you're one of those two for some odd reason...
ok i am dun here
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"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness..."
Cuz he (you?) said he doesn't post a whole lot a little bit ago and in the meantime you've been posting a lot...
I'm trying to be obersvent here.
WAIT!! observer? cuz in that one picture thread where you posted pics of that hot chick eating the icecream (note to self - fine that thread... second note to self - to *FAP* or not to *FAP*, that is the question...) and he said the thing about the beard...
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could cat and c47 be one in the same?
LOL
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"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness..."
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Many people here use punctuaion and capitalization. Me for instance. See, I was going to say askheaves also. But...no. Maybe...ARG! Nevermind!
This message has been edited by Vulu on March 29, 2001 at 08:05 PM
edit:and vulu does't have a penis.
This message has been edited by CatKnight on March 29, 2001 at 08:06 PM
Anyhow.. I suppose if you try to pull a trick, whiskey (I remember you trying to be a chick once) then you'd do it again. From that time I assumed for like 2 minutes something like this would happen again due to some sort of.. pattern.
Anyhow all you people track down whiskey on the internet and maybe you can find clues from other places he registered around and such.
anyways, all i know is that none of u r me, and i don't have any other personalities
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Date Registered: March 09, 2001
Status: lam0r
Total Posts: 0
Current Email: sickoactress@excite.com
Homepage:
Occupation: Link Fixer
Location: Ompaloompia, WA
Interests: Kicking PG in the shins! Making PG give me foot massages!
ICQ Number:
Found < here. >
edit: bold
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This message has been edited by Observer on March 29, 2001 at 09:57 PM
as for incriminating statements by kixz0r2, there have been several.. but on icq she claims to be from new zealand and that everything she's said here is accurate.
of course, maybe she's borg.
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Originally posted by DjSokol:
It's askheaves. You can tell because they are both from September 2000 and have a style of writing that is very similar. They use capitalization and punctuation.
/shakes head
/spits beer through nose and ruins keyboard;lkasndf ;lkansd;lfm,nas ;,mvas
I seriously doubt it's one of us high folks like Sithiee, since 1300 + 480 is an obnoxious number of posts. However, I would venture to guess his alter ego is on the order of 200-400 posts.
Didn't whiskey have to start over at some point with a different spelling of whiskey@throttle? Am I crazy? Didn't that happen like 3 months ago?
You have to fill us in, whiskey. This isn't a fun game if your alter ego has 6 posts.
At least I know that way I wont have to think about it so much! ARG!
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Originally posted by Observer:
Hey PG, when is midget going to post on his own?
ROFL! I was talking to SOLID on ICQ and he was talking about that I didn't know what he was talking about... NOW I get it!
Anywaze, someone has tooooo much time on their hands, cause it wasn't me. Good job with the "Olympia" "Oomaloompia" refence though! Hehe, I wonder if they'll ever post with that?
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quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
Didn't whiskey have to start over at some point with a different spelling of whiskey@throttle? Am I crazy? Didn't that happen like 3 months ago?
i think that was willy pete.
Anyway, I'm busy at work right now...will post again later (as who, I will not say ). Still, it's too funny watching you guys guess, because some people are on it, but others are WAY off.
Without really thinking about the consequences to my babbling, I'll have to shut up for now. Stay tuned - a hint will come.
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I don't know shit about any of you!
I am, however, losing my patience with this "game". I don't like being played with.
quote:
Originally posted by jim:
I'll guess damien_s_lucifer.
Actually, yeah. That one makes the most sense. So. Cal, similiar style, and never in the same place at the same time.
What does jim win?
Also if you go back to the drugs rule rant or whatever... You'll notice that Whiskey registered on the same day that thread was created by damien_s_lucifer and his (whiskey's) posts directly support everything damien says...
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Damien... I still say SLATE because it just seems kinna right, and the only thing he said was something about CatKnight... no syf0n cuz he's just to much of a bitch-boy to be as cool as whiskey (I only relized this after I posted it was him. yeah, I'm a little slow with out my caffine)...
I know it's not me. Whiskey just isn't as l33t as me. I mean, I'm so 3l337, I might as well be 31338.
I haven't been paying enough attention to list anyone else... I think jim is right though with damien
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Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...
But I ain't sayin who. So hahahaha, fuck you.
so is Xenoflagarense {sic}
and darksol
i think
if i am right beep once
so unless whiskey is playing some hardcore mindgames, it's gotta be either one of those:
melk0r - most likely
SLATE - most likely
shiznit
Xenoflargaction
DuSTman
u guess which one, but i'm positive it's one of those.
alos the whole part about whiskey stopping mumbling before he gave too much away sounded a little suspicious in that post
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This message has been edited by kornalldaway on March 30, 2001 at 05:05 PM
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Is your name Brian?
oh wait, does this make me whiskey for trying to distrupt the flow of thought? or does it make me an agent?...
to... much... thinking... brian... cells dying... blood... clots... *HEMERAGE!!*
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quote:
Originally posted by Spydir Web:
*HEMERAGE!!*
*HEAMORRHAGE!!*
SLATE is a logical choice. damien seems to fit the bill. Spydir is looking suspicious. LazyGit for some reason gets my attention.
And I'd also put 50\% odds on Whiskey just screwing with us, cause I would have done the same thing had I thought of it first!
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This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on March 30, 2001 at 12:16 PM
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posted October 20, 2000 10:55 AM
(somebody has been playing in the archives)
No reason... Just in case I'm right!
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quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
A hint : though whiskey and I agree a lot, I can assure you that he is NOT me and I am NOT him.
They are each other...
Actually... Who really gives a shit. So whiskey likes to play with hisself. Don't we all? Move along. Nobody gives a fuck anymore.
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So, the next post in this thread, in order to save face, must be whiskey revealing the truth... or else, we're all going to resent and hate you. Yeah
quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
One thing that any comedian or suspense master knows, it's timing. The top of this page would have been the perfect time to reveal your terrible secret.So, the next post in this thread, in order to save face, must be whiskey revealing the truth... or else, we're all going to resent and hate you. Yeah
I will also crucify you naked and upside down. While on fire.
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askheaves said:
So, the next post in this thread, in order to save face, must be whiskey revealing the truth... or else, we're all going to resent and hate you.
Truth is, you should check your calendar.
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quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
I don't think it's syf0n because he has his own detnet rip-off page.
ROFL!!! *wipes tears from eyes*
Psychic connection. :P
quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
yeah, what a lamer he is!!! I mean, he can't even do a [b]good imitation page. He actually has content running down the front page! Any cr0bar wannabe knows that's a no-no.[/B]
Them's fightin' words! You gonna take that cr0?
I may not have content 'running down the main page', but then again I guess I'm unique in that I don't consider a page of "< badass stuff >" to be 'content' any more than a "bastardization" page which is mainly a list of links to my site, or a "contests" page with barely two complete lines of text, or an "audio bastardizations" page with a few mp3s made by other people.
Ah, me.
Sorry..that's kind of what this topic reminded me of. I'll shut up for the next week or so.
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quote:
Originally posted by maximus:
why does it say "lam0r" under my name, when does that go away
when you get a certain amout of posts it goes away.
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quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
I just had a conversation I thought relatively amusing:syf0n: it's so easy to blow smoke up his hole and get him pissed
syf0n: a team of what?
*******: for bithive et al
syf0n: oh
syf0n: well chase dissapeared off the face of the earth
syf0n: so I'm not exactly in the position to design skins for an app that never got finished
*******: hm
*******: probably killed himself
*******: with something involving fire
*******: and hes asian, he can't help it with the drugs
syf0n: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAaaaa
syf0n: I should post this
syf0n: you'd be a team favorite, for sure >=)
Yeah, I'd find that conversation amusing too. Why? Because it's totally ridiculous! Chase has not disappeared off the face of the earth, and neither he nor I is asian. As for the drug problem. . . I don't know why this is such a fixation with some people, but it seams to be an affliction that some are constantly thinking about, perhaps due to some presence of it in their own lives. (but that's just speculation :-)
Of course, I could ask Richard why he seems to have a vested interest in being part of some apparent 'inner circle'? Certainly if it was desired that he be well informed, he'd be told certain things, rather than having to resort to prying behind the scenes.
This is an example of how annoying someone like Richard (syf0n) can be. He comes from nowhere and tries to strike up some sort of mutual plans, and lacking the ability to do that he tries to get at me through "mutual friends" i.e. people whom he's managed to meet through harassing me. Then, being told flat out that his presence is not desired, instead of moving on he hangs about to pick fights with me on my forums. . .to what end?
Oh and shame on you all for encouraging him :-)
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Originally posted by syf0n:
*******: and hes asian, he can't help it with the drugs
syf0n: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAaaaa
[/i]
man, you're racist as hell. I hope who ever was ******* and you both die coughing on each other's sperm.
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quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
I'm supposed to argue that with you, right? Fine by me. How long has your site been up? Yeah, about a year longer than mine, or more...so can you really compare it like that? Hmmm...no.
Difference is, I launched my site with content, not with a flashy design. Anyone here will tell you that. A site holds up better if you build it from the inside out.
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An if you go and relook that page, you'll find that your bastardizations make up less than half the content there.
Your unique pieces are usually single-page. A bastardization is typically 20 to 40 pages in length. If it's bastardize.net then where are the bastardizations?
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Additionally, I'm to lazy to decide what I want the contest to be on
Your problem not mine, man.
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...but I'm open to suggestions! Hell, at least I can scrounge up the cash and resources to have a contest.
Again with the "my parents give me lots of money". Why is that so important to you? Do you think I'm impressed that you can get people to flock to you with money? That's a proven technique, right after the one that says you can get people to flock to a pair of great tits.
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And at least I update..!
Oh yes, quantity over quality. At least I (presumably) have visitors who care that I make a substance post instead of filler crap. I hate doing that, so I've stopped.
Why is it that syf0n is so touchy about people making remarks about his website? And why do these remarks always result in an attack on me? Could it be that *gasp* everything I've been saying is true? Mercy!
I'm not flocking to you for a free server. You got on AIM and told me that you got what I could only assume was tens of thousands of dollars for a 'birthday present' and asked me what I'd do with it. I said I'd pay off my student loans then buy a webserver. Then you proceeded to buy a webserver for Icegaming.com. Fine. Just so happens the last of the colo space was promised to them.
See, the thing is, I already have a webserver. (And as an extra bonus, I actually know how to maintain it too) My plans to share the box you bought were not due to a need to 'flock' to you because you're 'rich', they came out of necessity. If you weren't in the picture, I'd have sent mine down there and that would be that
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This message has been edited by MattimeoZ80 on April 01, 2001 at 08:22 PM
<every syf0n post> My mommy and daddy give me money, we're rich, we're better than you, look at all the stuff I have. Cr0bar is a pot head ha ha ha ha. Thats so beneath me.</every syf0n post>
Guess what. We're fucking tired of it. It was ok with kuru but shes got tits.(so we think) Your just an immature rich brat that has too much money and not enough sense. Get a fucking job and earn your money you greasy little fucknugget(just borrowing it wolfguard, dont freak) and see if your attitude doesnt change. If you whip out this "ive got a bigger dickism" one more time were gonna cut it off, and dangle it infront of your face right before it goes in the wood chipper. Now why dont you go get assfucked by an eight dicked walrus or something else equally unpleasant.
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and shut up about the fucking server already. yes, your rich. why dont you prove how great of a person you are, and instead of talking abut it, buy cr0 a new server. or would that be letting him win? people like you shoudl be dragged out into the middle of the street and be beaten to death by homeless people.
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Originally posted by syf0n:
but then I go out of the way and get a job as a PROFESSIONAL WEB DESIGNER at the age of 14, because I'm skilled at it.
no offense to web designers, but how many of you are there? a whole shitload. i know a guy, anton, he got the exact same job, and he didnt even know what he was doing, but they sure paid him a lot for it.
edit: i could take the time to learn web design, and im sure i could be real good at it too, but some of us are interested in a field that will last. the cost of your job will drop when .coms are dead and cant pay you lots of money and you start working for nil.
This message has been edited by Sithiee on April 01, 2001 at 09:18 PM
But seriously, after all the crap he took in the RETARD constest, you gotta respect the man! If you look in the FAQ section of my site, you'll notice cr0bar is listed as my internet hero. And the fact that this argument is taking place on HIS site must mean SOMETHING.
But Basturdize ain't a bad site either... it's just not a daily vist for me...
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quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
d00d: all money for my computer equipment comes from my joband I can skip the after hours job at the bowling alley you have as a pinmonkey
I find it funny that you neglected to tell us this, especially in your "im sure to have a herd of assholes on me for this one" post which you made it completely open that your given everything and work for nothing. How women and cars fall into your lap and its just so good to be you.
Why did the story suddenly change?
So fuck you with magic johnsons dick.
As for being a pin monkey, if I was I could smash that giant mullet clad orb you call a head into the Ball-o shine-o machine for a good hour or two.
So now where did i put my eight dicked walrus....
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Originally posted by syf0n:
I actually work for most of my stuff, relying on my skill as a designer to make cash.
That is completely fucking opposite from what you posted first. Why dont you gather your thoughts and come back and release an official statement on your life.
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Originally posted by Sithiee:
no offense to web designers, but how many of you are there? a whole shitload. i know a guy, anton, he got the exact same job, and he didnt even know what he was doing, but they sure paid him a lot for it.
Holy shit I did that exact thing. I went in for an interview at a .com as a sys admin and walked out as a web developer. I didnt know shit about it but when they said how much they were going to pay me I asked where do I sign. Man that was a good job. We did everything in flash which is easy as shit.
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And Richard, I find it hilarious that you can accuse me of 'server envy' by quoting a sentence I wrote from a paragraph which starts out:
quote:I don't in fact have a single server, I have < seven of them plus a few for company >. No, they're not all mine, but I control them and could use them for just about whatever, including sending one down to Playnet. Also, before you taunt me on that subject, take care to read my initial post more carefully: icegaming got promised the last colo space. I guess you wouldn't understand this, but I am not an asshole and I'm not about to try to force Playnet to turn their back on icegaming just so I can put my own box online. In fact, I offered to help build and maintain their server, since neither you nor they could do it alone. Would that be "walking the fucking walk?"
See, the thing is, I already have a webserver.
BTW, nowadays everyone and their brother is a "web developer". If you're still doing nicely in 10 years making web pages, then I, for one, will be impressed.
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Originally posted by syf0n:
He actually has content running down the front page! Any cr0bar wannabe knows that's a no-no.
And the sad thing about that is cr0bar has no new content and still more followers than you.
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Originally posted by syf0n:
and a lot of it is deductible for wierd reasons that my parents made me aware of
What was that irs informant phone number.....
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Originally posted by syf0n:
and [b]that[/i] would be bragging.
Ohh good syntax. I can see your a REAL good web developer. Im surprised we dont see the blink utilized more on your site....
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You can taunt me all you want (or 'blow smoke up my hole', whatever you want to call it), Richard, but the facts aren't in your favor. I'm growing tired of defending myself to you, so I'm just going to stop now. I don't care if you think that I treat you "like shit", you're not entitled to anything special from me just because you show up on my forums doesn't mean I want to be your friend. Only my friends and relatives get to complain if I treat them badly, everyone else can just think of me as 'that one asshole' if they want.
If he keeps going, I trust that someone can fill in for me and rebuke his comments, just concatenate profanities, and I'm sure it will sound good.
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syf0n acts like an [britishaccent]ass[/britishaccent] on detnet board, why? please explain this to me, it's the one part i havn't figured out yet.
My guess is to get you to ask that very question...
I’m reminded of my mom: she'll start a spat with me and nag to no end, just because she misses me and wants to talk. Know what I mean?
Nevertheless, it's interesting how an April Fool's thread blended into the same argument that's infected the last three "big" threads on this board. Hmm...
I pity you.
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quote:
Originally posted by DuSTman:
Isn't all this syf0n bashing getting a little out of hand?
(pirate voice)NEVARRR!
actually, i havent read this thread, so i dont know why your all flamming him. maybe its his hair?
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I didn't log for very long yesterday, so perhaps I missed it...
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quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
maybe its his hair?
rofl
quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
Who invited you in here, anyways?
and who invited you then? wasn't me!
ooooooooooh.
ok, no wi understand.
burn syph0n, burn!
he doesnt disserve the 0 in his name.
what a cr0bar copycat! h4w!
has anyone else noticed that he's got like 100 post in this topic alone? is he trying to boost his total?
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syf0n has a job as a web developer making enough to buy a porsche, a webserver, etc, but doesn't pay taxes.
it is a known fact that so-called web developers will become obsolete. supply will continue to rise as demand decreases. so in economics terms, you're fucked.
syf0n gets a significant portion of his income from his parents.
his parents will bail him out if he looses his job, probably indefinately.
syf0n acts like an [britishaccent]ass[/britishaccent] on detnet board, why? please explain this to me, it's the one part i havn't figured out yet.
have i got everything straight?
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Good job.
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Necesseity...as in "I don't have a webserver" necessity? Alright, if you've got one, send it down to Plano! You go, man! Take the ball! Take the ball and run with it! Run that motherfucker to the other end of the field!!!! GO!!! Come on Jason, don't just talk the talk, walk the fucking walk! Buy that fucking server, and send it the fuck to Playnet! GET ON IT!
To re-iterate...we took the last spot...READ
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Only you can prevent forum fires.
Besides, I had a few things planned that never came to fruition...1/3 because things didn't work out as I had hoped, 1/3 because I didn't really plan, and 1/3 because I'm pretty fucking lazy.
Nevertheless, I thought it would be a better idea to stretch it across a series of days and have a nice laugh on the 1st. And people bought it. So there.
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Yeah, genius.
Except for getting the wrong date and everything. April Fools Day on March 29? That makes you the fool but nice trick anyway
p.s. - you're an idiot.
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I liked the way that people thought it could have been me but I think I had an argument with you a long time ago but I don't bear grudges, hope you don't either. I try to forgive an forget so I defnitely DON'T bear any grudges.
Yeah and I don't either but I like run-on sentences because they run on and on but then I just keep on typing about God knows what but at least I DON'T bear any grudges yeah I definitely DON'T bear them.
Cr0 should create a "Flame Syf0n" forum....
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
it is a known fact that so-called web developers will become obsolete. supply will continue to rise as demand decreases. so in economics terms, you're fucked.
quite true! It worries me a little, because I do a lot of Web Devolopment/Design, but I've also been learning network admining, C/C++, and I've been reading a little here and there about AI (such a very interesting topic). Now, to continue the syf0n bashing...
I dunno what it is, but syf0n reminds me of this kid at my school. This kid is a a total *~*WANNABEE*~*~ crackhead (meaning he's a fake), a complete loser, extremely unoriginal, and NOBODY likes him. Truely, i could give a crap less for him. The simple fact that he walks down the hall screaming how he's "high" even though he's not... Plus, he jack's everyone's ideas. Everything he does he stole from somebody...
What I'm getting at is this: Why do we continue to believe Richard is this rich kid? Did he not say that that picture of that kid was his neighbor? I distinctly remember this. And any pictures of whatever may be his, what is there to lead me to believe that this ignorant child actually holds legal ownership on these objects?
I declare our beloved friend richard (now deemed not worthy of being capitalized, when referring to him), aka syphon (deemed not worthy of being spelled as he wants it to be), to be a complete and purebreed fake. Until I see exact, undeniable proof, that this child actually is the snob he is making himself out to be, I request all detnetters declare this artifical facade he has created as being exactly what it is, artifical.
Thank You. Vote for John "Spydir" Powers in 2020 for President
(no joke, me and some friends are planning on running)
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Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >
Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...
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Originally posted by syf0n:
Your opinion is worthless to me.
now now, if our opinions didnt matter, then why would you keep defending yourself? if our opinions didnt matter, then you shouldnt care if we think your the most selfish brat to ever walk the face of the planet...right?
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Originally posted by Sithiee:
... then you shouldnt care if we think your the most selfish brat to ever walk the face of the planet...right?
actually, that's fake selfish brat. I really can't help but believe he's faking all this stuff so he can feel better. Like the punks that are in their 20's and beat on 12 year olds and crap, just more psychological and junk...
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Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >
Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...
quote:
Originally posted by Spydir Web:
Like the punks that are in their 20's and beat on 12 year olds and crap, just more psychological and junk...
Hey, leave us child beaters alone. Bigot.
I have little doubt that he drives a porche, to me it's no big deal. But don't deny that mommy and daddy didn't give you everything.
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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >
Amazing how forum topics change...
syf0n - I'm not going to call you a gay little, stuck-up, faggot who should fall off the face of the earth (i.e. your mother's big, white ass) after wild, rabid goats tear your rectum from anal-raping you so hard that you'll have to shit through a straw. I'm not going to say that most, if not all, people here a DetNet hate your fucking guts - probably due to the fact that you're an incompetent prick, you mooch of your rich parents, and then bitch about how you have a job that pays well; and, by-the-way, we all know that you had a starring role in "Attack of the Cum-guzzling, Juice-drenched Homos IIV" I didn't know you could make so much money by being a big gay... All of this would be too easy and totally pointless.
You fucking suck. And I'm not talking about the "personal" favors you hand out at family reunions. Your format, content; your site, is such a rip-off of DetNet.
BTW, you drive a penis on 4-wheels. You really do have a fascination with your toy, don't you?
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Yeah, when you shove a post up your ass, fucknugget. Who invited you in here, anyways? I didn't think so either. That's right, go home...
...and I thought I was an asshole...and who the fuck invited YOU? Go away.
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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
Let me rephrase that: Your opinions don't matter enough for me to go outside and take videos of me driving a car about, or even to turn it on. I actually have one of me turning it on, because some other lam0r like yourself didn't believe me, made a few days ago. If it's that important, I'll post it.
still not proof. I can go out and borrow my friend's parent's 3 story house and say it's mine and take pictures infront of it, too.
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I have a CC off of one of the 'rents accounts; I pay it back through my checking account at the end of every month.
I'm not gonna say anything about that because it's not a bad idea and I might get a deal like that with my parents. so uhh... yeah...
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And the fact that you have to result to insulting my ability to write "UBB Code" at 5 in the morning is utterly pathetic.
who insulted his UBB code?... I know I didn't, because that's a honest mistake. Hell, it's like typos. I do it all the fucking time, no use in denying it. Pointing out typos and crap is pussy argueing.
And it's not 5 in the morning... it's 9:47pm. And don't say any of that "that was towards somebody else" crap, because I don't seen anything about anyone cracking on your UBB code over the last 2 pages of this thread, so in other words... BREW-HAHA, BITCH!
edit - see, I typo'ed. I dare you to crack on that. come on... you know you want to. do it... it's not peer pressure, just your turn... crack on something stupid... There's no shame in it...
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Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...
This message has been edited by Spydir Web on April 02, 2001 at 07:15 PM
And the context of "And the fact that you have to result to insulting my ability to write "UBB Code" at 5 in the morning is utterly pathetic." sure sounds like you're accusing someone of you're mistakes, which is what I was getting at.
It doesn't matter persisting to argue. I've come to my own personal conclusion that you're a fake, racist, closed-minded fool.
Then again, seeing as how this thread was orginally about whiskey's alternate and how most of the posts I've seen from you continue in this thread, it does lead me to believe that either you're whiskey's bitchboy otherside, or you're attempting to make it look like that... or something else, I dunno.
I'm finished. continue with being anal raped by goats and all that other stuff Vulu said.
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Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >
Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...
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Then again, seeing as how this thread was orginally about whiskey's alternate and how most of the posts I've seen from you continue in this thread, it does lead me to believe that either you're whiskey's bitchboy otherside, or you're attempting to make it look like that...
Does anyone else want to bring Sherlock up to speed? Or should we just let him continue his obviously meticulous sleuthing?
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Originally posted by syf0n on June 21, 2000:
I suppose I'm one of the luckier ones...a lot of my cash goes towards the compyooter (I'm WORKING on the monitor part):PIII 750
256MB RAM
73 GB HD (12GB + 61GB)
16MB nVidia TNT2 (64MB model on the way)
19" Trinitron
aDSL line
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Originally posted by syf0n on January 27, 2001:
I don't know, my dick is really slow. It makes a lot of noise and takes quite a while to.....boot. Anyways, I just go next door and use any one of the 5 machines my neighbor has. None of them are less than dual 550 Xeon with 256mb RAM, so I don't have much of a problem.
a p3 750 isn't that slow...or does that p3 750 you spoke of even belong to you?
Except for getting the wrong date and everything. April Fools Day on March 29? That makes you the fool but nice trick anyway, I liked the way that people thought it could have been me but I think I had an argument with you a long time ago but I don't bear grudges, hope you don't either. I try to forgive an forget so I defnitely DON'T bear any grudges.
Unless syf0n's concerned ofcourse. BTW I still think you're a twat if you'd forgotten.
fatbitch and me have got a bit of 'history' with syf0n. Check the RAP SUCKS thread wherever the hell it is and then come back with a renewed hatred for him.
A while ago in the 'I'm an asshole' thread syf0n and cr0 were having a bit of a spat but syf0n kept claiming it was an in joke which I nearly believed I'm glad to find out I was so completely and totally wrong and that absolutely no one likes you except for the people that help you run your crap site e.g. hal0.
Call yourself a graphic designer? I've seen your site < www.bastardize.net > , there's no skill, no talent, no flair.
This is graphic design. Very graphic, in fact.
I was also amused to find this at the bottom of the bastardisations section mostly made up of a long list of cr0bar's and other people's stuff:
"All original content"
I actually realised recently that you have done some original bastardising. You took some photos of youself. That has to be one of the first self-bastardisations. Although in your case that's probably like masturbation. And for someone who's the king of track and field you've got some seriously narrow shoulders and, just to reiterate, some TINY FUCKING HANDS.
And you drive a woman's car. Nuff said.
cheers
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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >
You guys might aswell leave syf0n alone now. He probably thinks he's really important because so many people dislike him. If you really want to piss him off just totally ignore him and make it blatant.
So, who's whiskey's alter-ego again then? I reckon it's cr0bar.
cheers
quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
all you fags can do is make fun of me because I have more ca$h on hand than you. HA!
wrong. if you take a careful look, which you obviously have trouble doing, youll note a lot of it is directed at your being a spoiled bitch, rather than being rich. and yeah, maybe some of us are jealous of you having lots of money given to you by your parents, but i would so much rather be poor and humble than rich and bratty.
I've met rich people with class, I've met poor people with class. People can detect class and respond well to it. People detect someone without a clue, and don't like it. You can do one of two things. You can resent the people who point out your shortcomings, and continue to suffer this beratement ad infinitum. Or else, you can start to realize and learn, and you'll get along much better. It's part of the maturing process, and all it takes is a little patience and practice and willpower. It's not that hard to become a better person, and you can't pick up class in the Specialty Grocery Store.
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Originally posted by jim:
the fact that this guy has 5 dual Xeon computers, each containing only 256 megs of ram.
Dont forget the 4mb of cache in each processor and a porsche and big titty chick built into the motherboard.
quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
All you fags can do is make fun of me because I have more ca$h on hand than you. HA!
FUCK YOU Fuck you with a big hairy orangutang dick. You know Its not a big deal to me because Im not a self-centered wang yangler. I am relatively well off thanks to a little luck and having "skills" that I can make a decent living out of. You can see from the pic that I provided earlier that Im not bullshitting. If I see something that I want I just buy it. Oh I also drive a rather nice car, that I own outright. I dont flaunt my wealth or success. But I guess if I was a giant dick I would. You know what else. If you noticed neither wolfguard or white dragon has posted in this cluster fuck of a thread. Having aquired intelligence with age(im guessing) they have learned to ignore ignorant little fucks like you. Ignorant "my dick is bigger than your dick" little fucks like you. I am so tired of your materialistic self centered rhetoric that I would squash you like an insect just to watch that giant head of yours explode with violent force if I had the power to. Why dont you spread your shit stained disease somewhere else.
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Decaffinated coffee is like unleaded fuel.
How about you take your philistine ass outta here! Go back to your fuckin' DetNet rip-off and give "your" site some orginality...some humor...at most. Your braggadocio means nothing to us here. To me, and I think I speak for everyone, you are a materialistic, spoiled little-rich kid who likes to flaunt "his" money. And by "his" I mean your parents. I do, in fact, believe that you own a Porsche. But like I said...you drive a penis on 4 wheels. I guess you have to over-compensate for that little pecker of yours.
In the end, you win. That's not what you want to hear; you want us to keep fighting back. Well, I am glad to say that you've won a Phyrric victory.
"Suce mes boules!"
i like the idea of ignoring people cause i'm not a good arguer (or speller)
but i will tell you all that i'm better, cooler, and more sphocated because i am a web designer and graphix editor and i have talent and a real nice car that i bougth with my money that my parents gave me, and cr0 is such a pot head which makes him a lam0r but i got my idea for my web site from him and he is still stupid and i'm better than him and i don't know how to make a link work (check your contact page jackass)
"Again, there are always bound to be people who say "Yeah, but what about their singing! I bet YOU can't talk in rhyme that fast!" The truth of the matter is, I can't. But if I could, I'd use the "ability" (if it is indeed an "ability") to advocate some disease and raise money for starving Ethiopians, sort of like U2. In contrast, these "rappers" spend most of their time bragging (in really bad English) about how much money they don't really have, how many cars they don't really have, and all the bitches and hoes they've been slapping around. Wow, what a respectable and worthy form of music to praise" taken from the rap rant on his site, what a JACKASS
i do everything you do sypon only i'm not rich only because my parents aren't rich. when i get rich (thats right when!!!), i hope i can teach my kids better than your parents tought you. maybe you should use some of your/parents money to buy a life (oh wait you already did that) well then i guess i'm done here
i have lost any respect i may have had for you forum lusers. i normally don't use this many frooty adverbs and adjectives but i'm feeling rather substandard. if you'll excuse my lack of inspiringly dildonic insults, i'd be much obliged. i'm not taking sides with cr0bar or syf0n. in fact, i find it extremely hard to believe this thread has reached this length. i would never have discovered this thread if it had not been for someone on irc pointing it out. if you're wondering if i'll ever get to the point, don't, just shut the fuck up and sit there. now, if you want to continue this bullshit, please, come up with something intelligent to say. one more thing, i don't want to hear anything about my lack of capitals... so just keep it in your ass. thank you, thank you very much. oh, if you do come up with anything interesting to say, be sure you let me know in #detnet efnet.
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forums suck dick. so do you. thank you.
quote:
Originally posted by liqueur's alter ego:
forums suck dick. so do you. thank you.
Well, if you had read anything else that syf0n had written outside this thread, then you would probably understand. For example (and this is mostly indicitive) check out the 'Rap Sucks' thread and the 'I'll probably get a herd of assholes for this...' threads. You'll see the stuff that syf0n has said in the past that has riled a lot of people. It's not like it all started here.
If you know the man, or want to meet him, then talk to him. Draw your own conclusions and come back. Otherwise, shut your fucking trap, you nudie booth licking queen.
And, for your reference, forums are far bettern than channels. Things said here are permanent and anybody can read them, not just those who happen to be on. It forces you to choose your words more carefully. But, then, that's another thread altogether.
fatbitch dude thats my line. Ive been saying that since 2 years ago.
Anyhow, nice.
I don't mind syf0n, hes got cool shit and he shows off, but life aint fair and he'll be that way so enjoy the sense of irony while.. well enjoy cuz it sure as hell lasts.
Anyhow, all those threads didn't get me "riled" up at all.
I may be wrong, I just had two cups of espresso and a pizza.
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
uh...right above you vulu
I meant...nevermind, it's just not worth it...
quote:
Originally posted by Spydir Web:
so who have we limited it down to?Damien... I still say SLATE because it just seems kinna right, and the only thing he said was something about CatKnight...
Its not me!
I've had no net for a week.. damned northpoint
DOH!
uhh
yeah
err
i feel stupid....
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Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >
Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...
first of all, forums are definitely not better than REAL-TIME chat because of exactly what you said. people get all "choosy" with their words and start spitting bullshit.
second, i've actually talked to cr0bar and syf0n on irc in REAL-TIME. something you've probably never done, so don't tell me to read syf0n's other posts. i don't give a flying shit about "posts". this is why i actually have the ability to form a post with relevance.
third, what the hell is this "nudie booth licking queen" shit? i really don't know how to respond to something that retarded.
now, on to vulu "conqueurer of formerly heterosexual males". just because i don't post on these slapdick forums, i'm not a newbie in any way. now, if you would please remove the dildo from your anus and insert it into your mouth, you would seem a lot smarter. i bet you listen to eminem...
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forums suck dick. thank you.
Wow. Do you feel samrt now cuz you caled me a fag? I've had shit in a toilet bowl insult me better.
Well, I'm glad you got that off you big, manly chest. Would you like a medal for talking to syf0n and cr0bar in real-time? I can shit one for you by tomorrow - watch out though, Taco Bell makes a mean burrito.
And hey, don't be dissin' Eminem...he's a sexy bitch. :P
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Originally posted by liqueur:
askheaves, you're dumb. dumber than forums
You're so mean. Where did this hostility come from? Am I doing myself a favor by not using IRC? As such, I don't have to listen to people like you?
Forums are my flavor, Realtime is yours.
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I've had shit in a toilet bowl insult me better.
you've had shit in a toilet bowl insult you? 
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
you've had shit in a toilet bowl insult you?
no need for a respone
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If you have multiple personalties and think about suicide is it a hostage situation???
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Originally posted by Spydir Web:
feel stupid?... might want to replace feel with a two letter word that starts with a, ends with m, and rhymes with "dam"...
Hey.. watch it now.. you're the idiot that thought it was me!
/sarcasm
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
you've had shit in a toilet bowl insult you?
Ya damn right.