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Topic: Paper.
started by: Frosty

Posted by Frosty on Feb. 04 2001,03:00

It is midnight, in the central time zone. I am not doing my paper. I should be doing my paper. My paper was due last Thursday. Also, Hansen's d-stress sparkling ginger drink tastes like crap. That is all.

Posted by Proteun on Feb. 04 2001,03:17

Nice, very nice.

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Posted by askheaves on Feb. 04 2001,03:38

You know, I was once like you... in the Central Timezone, not writing my paper.

Course, I ended up getting 5/150 on the paper, and it brought my OpSys grade from a 98 down to a C. Eh. We learn from our mistakes.

Posted by Frosty on Feb. 04 2001,03:47

Update:
It is now 12:47 in the central time zone. I have still not done my paper. I wish I could learn from askheaves' mistakes. Alas. I think i got too d-stressed.

Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 04 2001,04:23

order a pizza. do the paper while waiting for the pizza. eat pizza. finish paper.

Posted by cr0bar on Feb. 04 2001,04:24

I like Frosty. He's very funny and intelligent.

Posted by Neophyre on Feb. 04 2001,07:56

my dog had kittens and ate the paper

Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 04 2001,10:15

quote:
Originally posted by Neophyre:
my dog had kittens and ate the paper

My cat had puppies...do you think it could be the same mother?

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Posted by kuru on Feb. 04 2001,10:31

nobody knows who the real mother is.

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Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 04 2001,13:40

maybe it was kuru

whenever jim posts she has kittens

Posted by PersonGuy on Feb. 04 2001,14:57

It hasn't happened recently... but she used to have a cow over some of my posts!

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 04 2001,14:58

now how could i fit an ostrich into this metaphorical innuendo infested post hmmm...

Posted by Frosty on Feb. 05 2001,05:10

Well, at 1:43 in the central time zone I decided to perform an experiment on the effectiveness of the Hansen's D-Stress drink and the results show that it's very easy to fall asleep afterwards, if you can rid of the taste with frosted animal crackers. That would be the 100\% frosted kind. For more information on my experiment, please go to...actually there is no more information.

Posted by Rhydant on Feb. 05 2001,05:31

quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
I like Frosty. He's very funny and intelligent.

wha...? *sniff* does this mean that you dont like me anymore? cr0? cro?!
*waaaaah!*

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Posted by oblivious on Feb. 05 2001,05:45

I did a paper once...I'm one of the few that passed. I think it was just milk points since i chose his favorite topic.

Posted by hbar98 on Feb. 08 2001,03:52

Frosty--

What part of Illinois are you from? If you are going to SIC or ISU or USI or IU @ Champaign-Urbana, just tell them that farmers needed some fertilizer to grow the corn, and that your paper just saved millions of people from starvation...

If you are going to a high school...ummm...tell them that you had your paper saved on the network (if your school has one..), and that someone hacked into your account and deleted everything...and then delete everything in your account..you know, just in case they check it out..hehe...

Other than that, I have no ideas...

hbar98

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Posted by Frosty on Feb. 09 2001,22:48

Well, i'm currently finishing my high school tenure in the wonderful (heh) suburbs of Chicago. As for the network, we indeed have one...but there are two problems with using that excuse.

Problem A: The teachers are far too stupid to realize what it means to have your files deleted or even your account hacked. This can be illustrated nicely by my British Literature teacher's inability to spell even simple words correctly.
Problem B: While the probability of them actually checking is very small, if they did, they would find media files stored that aren't supposed to be there.

In any event, the paper was finished a total of four school days late (plus two weekend days) not including my absence. It wasn't very long or informative, but as long as I don't get a progress report, it should hold me over until we have some more quizzes and tests to raise my grade. High school is so stupid.

Posted by TallAssAzn on Feb. 10 2001,01:37

quote:
Originally posted by Frosty:
High school is so stupid.

Damn right. See < "High School Sucks" >.

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This message has been edited by TallAssAzn on February 10, 2001 at 08:40 PM

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Feb. 11 2001,15:19

quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
I like Frosty. He's very funny and intelligent.

WTF. This isn't the factual criticism we usually get from cr0. Did he randomly regress into an 8 girl version of himself, whose next post is going to be 10 reasons the back street boys are better than N'sync. Or has his usual witticism so stretched his intellect that he has in essence "burned him self out" and is reduced to the banter of an idiot? Its like me posting with out using fuck 4 times and a shit here and there.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Posted by Spydir Web on Feb. 12 2001,05:08

maybe he just likes what the guy says, L33t_L4m0r_d00d. Geezz... don't attempt to predict people, they're unpredictable....

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