Topic: valentines day ...DOH!
started by: Dark Knight Bob
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It's not that you're wrong, it's just that i'm right!
Hell, 2 years ago, it was Valentine's day that I started smoking. Bad day. Closely related to the girl having a best guy friend issue. Only, i was the third man out (the boyfriend), and the friend was really just trying to get into her pants... openly.
I'd rather not relive that night. I like hiding on V-Day.
Speaking of which, what is everyone getting their g/f.
I usually have a Vermont Teddy Bear Delivered to her work instead of roses. They cost about the same (or more), but last forever. Then I always get her something that is very romantic/thoughtful/ and comes as a big surprise. This usually gets me a 20-30 minute blow job. Past romantic gifts were Shadow box, 8x10, containing a pressed rose, it was the first rose I had given her. A proffesional painting of the 2 us painted from a digital photo. (You can't imagine the blow job you get from a real oil painting!) etc... One time it was an engagement ring.
Oh yeah, note that the "her" mentioned above is not one person. It's whoever I happen to be dating on V-Day.....
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jim
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
bleh
Careful not to find Kuru's sister 
Then again, I don't know how desperate she is. Probably not enough to stoop to humping you... BURN!!! 
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jim
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Originally posted by jim:
He gets it from kuru.
Ooooh. BURN. =)
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Necesse est multos timeat quem multi timent.
I was just thinking... in this one picture, there was a chick who was at Mody-Graw (can't spell) with a sign that said "Free Blow Jobs". If I wear a sign that says "Free Cunnalingus" do you think I'd be jailed?
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
why do you have to be such a bastard askheaves
Just having fun, man. I like ya. Plus, I really hate Valentine's day.
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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
hehI was just thinking... in this one picture, there was a chick who was at Mody-Graw (can't spell) with a sign that said "Free Blow Jobs". If I wear a sign that says "Free Cunnalingus" do you think I'd be jailed?
mardi gras, man- mardi gras.
and youre right you cant spell, you missed cunnilingus too.
and i dont think youd be jailed, you wouldnt be a prostitute because they offer it for money, and youre giving it away, just like many, many people worldwide.
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Originally posted by Prometheus:
Ooooh. BURN. =)
roflmao! thanks
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Prometheus said:
Ooooh. BURN. =)
nahhhhh not at all. more like, compliment. especially from a dude who thinks of valenties day gifts in terms of HOW GOOD THE BLOW JOB IS GONNA BE!!
hahahahahahahahahaha.
oh, and my sister is pretty freakin desperate, but having seen catknight's pic, he'd never fuck her.
and valentine's day was invented by HALLMARK so they could make more fucking money.
as for me, i might be going to a strip club with 2 of my best friends to have an un-valentine celebration. 
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
but you'd be way above hers, cause all she requires is 2 legs and walk upright.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Originally posted by kuru:
and valentine's day was invented by HALLMARK so they could make more fucking money.
OH MY GAWD!!! YOU WERE SERIOUS!!! I just saw a short history of VDay... It's only been around since the '70s! If some chick was the CEO of Halmark I'll be SUPER pissed now!!
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that's it?
why aren't you getting the naked GIRL?
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Originally posted by kuru:
naked girl pics????that's it?
why aren't you getting the naked GIRL?
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Originally posted by kuru:
nahhhhh not at all. more like, compliment. especially from a dude who thinks of valenties day gifts in terms of HOW GOOD THE BLOW JOB IS GONNA BE!!
kuru, you're such a fucking hypocrit.
Every guy knows that chicks spend little to no money on guys for V-Day and that their real present is always going to be a good dick sucking. However, you dog me for pointing it out, and then turn around and dog DKB for not getting one.
You're such a stupid bitch.
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jim
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no worries!
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Originally posted by jim:
kuru, you're such a fucking hypocrit.
Good catch there! I didn't notice that one... but you're right!
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you also seem to be god damn obessed with cock sucking, and i'm not even gonna try to figure that one out.
why the hell you've made it your personal vendetta to rip me apart, i dunno. but i'm glad i occupy that much of your time and energy, considering it takes no effort on my part.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
well said jim, well said.
I thought you were one of THEM!
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jim
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the only special bit about valentines' day is i have an excuse to go over to my girlfriend's.
but, the romantic in me has forced me to set aside a few little quidlets to spend on a couple o' nice gifts.
/me is pleased with the necklace i've bought.
--directhex
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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm
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jim
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
why do you have to be such a bastard askheaves
why do you say that like its a bad thing? Just because you dont have the balls to be a bastard dont bring us down ya wimp.
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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.
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Originally posted by jim:
kuru, you're such a fucking hypocrit.Every guy knows that chicks spend little to no money on guys for V-Day and that their real present is always going to be a good dick sucking. However, you dog me for pointing it out, and then turn around and dog DKB for not getting one.
You're such a stupid bitch.
Um...hey Fucknugget, I'm pretty sure that she had the same intent in both responses. She thought it was great that the scale he used was the blowjob he was going to get. Good scale if you ask me. Then she was wondering why the other was only getting a pic and not the real thing, like she was wondering where his chick was that she was naked far away and not naked close to him.
I'm thinking that you are just a Fucknugget that got burned by a chick that spoke her mind and that mind did not conform to what you think. Since you kept trying to change her she just burned you. Now you just lash out at every strong woman that speaks her mind in a lame attempt to show dominance.
You are also the first to lash out at any thing different than what you think is right. You are a closed minded little Fucknugget that is either a member of the Klan or the Nazi party. By the way you put things, I'm thinking the Klan because your too big of a moron for the Nazi party to have anything to do with you. I'm sick of hearing the ranting of that little closed mind of yours and I really wish you would shut the fuck up.
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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
guh??
What, i got to spell it out for you?
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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.
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Originally posted by Wolfguard:
Orignial rambings from Wolfguard.
Actually I'm just giving her what she wanted. And only now it's starting to bother her. She has specifically told me that she posts things to make me mad.
As far as your insightfulness into my personal life.... You couldn't be further from the truth.
But thanks for your opinion though!
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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
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Originally posted by Wolfguard:
What, i got to spell it out for you?
your assumption:
bastard=positive
reality:
bastard=negative
therefore, wolfguard=f^-1(reality)
assuming that reality is an odd function, and that wolfguard is always negative.
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
your assumption:
bastard=positivereality:
bastard=negativetherefore, wolfguard=f^-1(reality)
assuming that reality is an odd function, and that wolfguard is always negative.
Nope, in reality bastard=positive. look at any person that makes 6+ figures and you will see that most of them are bastards and it was this trait that got them there.
And for me Reality is more odd than most assumptions, but my view of reality is a bit warped...
Good points though...
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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
bastard=negative no matter how you look at it in reality. money=positive, but the acquisiton of wealth at the expense of others=negative, hence, a bastard.
If its at your expense i get my money and power its negitive for you but a positive for me. Being a bastard is still a positive thing for me.
Im thinking we are getting into the point of view thing. I see your pov but still like mine better
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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.
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your point of view does not = reality.
therefore, as i stated earlier,
j00 4r3 a lam0r b4st@rd!! h4w!
about the 'judging the valentine's gift in terms of a blow job':
who DOESN'T spend valentine's day with someone and NOT hope for really great sex, oral sex, whatever? everybody does it. even chicks will put on some fucking rediculous piece of lingerie to have really great sex on valentine's day. the point of that was not 'oh look all he wants is a blowjob' but more or less that the gift is PAYMENT for a blowjob, which basically if you're payin the chick to go down on you, that means you think of her as a whore.
that's the not cool part. it's not that it's a blowjob, or even a really GOOD blowjob. it's that it was paid for.
as far as the pictures of a naked girl vs the actual naked girl, well, sorta the same as above. who the hell doesn't wanna get laid good for valentine's day?
and i guess kind of a joke on the fact that he's gonna get all this porn, get all excited, and not have his girl to be excited *with*. so um, yeah. i'm a hypocrite because i recognize the difference between wanting good sex on valentine's day and planning out a gift in the manner of *BUYING* good sex on valentine's day.
as far as how women 'spend less blah blah blah': well, if the only terms you see a relationship in have $$ attached to it, it's no wonder you're bitter. i'm quite happy to spend money on my dude, if i know that i can get him somethin that he wants, i'll just go ahead and buy it. it's not a big deal, and it's not about spending the money. i don't sit there with a balance sheet and try to make it break even. i don't expect any guy to spend a shitload of money on me either.
so, dude. you can totally fuck off. gifts are gifts and sex is sex. if you're getting gifts to ensure the sex, then i'm really sorry you hafta pay to get laid.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
If I guy shows up with a ribbon on crank and says the same thing. Do you really think he's gonna get fucked.
If you answered "Yes"
You are a liar, you've never tried it, or your just trying to piss me off.
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jim
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quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
[B]reality=constant
your point of view does not = reality.[B]
No it does not but it does color the way i precive reality. My steping on people to get what i want in life makes me a bastard. that is reality.
I see this as a good thing. That is my point of view. You see it as a bad thing, your point of view. The reality of me being a bastard has not changed but the way we view that reality(good, bad, indif)is different.
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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.
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Originally posted by Wolfguard:
You are a closed minded little Fucknugget that is either a member of the Klan or the Nazi party.
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Originally posted by kuru:
and you're a bitter fucking asshole jim.
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Originally posted by jim:
kuru, you're such a fucking hypocrit.You're such a stupid bitch.
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
why do you have to be such a bastard askheaves
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
(this is the part in real life where everyone shouts in unison, "SHUT UP, JEEP!!")
Oh, and, kuru... I see your point now. And while you're a wonderful modern woman, you're still currently the exception... not the rule.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Originally posted by kuru:
if you're dating the chick, and it's valentine's day, chances are pretty good that you're gettin laid.
Yeah, but I've rolled up a Snakeeyes on that one before... hmm.. more than once.
Hey, Jeep. Good stuff. It's nice that we can all get together and insult each other with the words we giggled about in 1st grade on this precious day of love and joy created 25 years ago by Hallmark because profits were sagging just before the Q1 numbers were coming in.
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Originally posted by jim:
guy shows up with a ribbon on crank
that is just way too funny. is it in a bow? what about the testicles? do they have smiley faces on them or somethin?
smiley faces optional.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
If you can't argue without starting WWIII go sit in a corner or something.
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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...
I have had a bf for every single valentine's day since 1996 and I still hate it. I think if you love someone you should show them that you love them every single day- even if its just small thing like- putting gas in yer gf's car or making her lunch for work or just calling her to say I love you- whatever it is. I dont think that there should be a special day devoted to "showing love" I think everyday should be that way. Valentine's day should be reserved for showing people you don't normally have contact with or that you truly appreciate that you dont tell everyday to tell them that you love them and miss them or appreciate them etc...
I dont know maybe Im just a hopeless romantic.
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"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
I so want to say something right here...
BUT! Me and kuru have decided to call a truce.
So, I'd be breaking the peace treated by saying something.
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jim
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you can't win the war if you don't break the occasional treatise.
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Originally posted by Chrissy:
you should show them that you love them every single day- even if its just small thing like- putting gas in yer gf's car or making her lunch for work or just calling her to say I love you
D'OH! THE WOMEN HAVE TRICKED US AGAIN!! 
WE LOVE VALENTINES DAY!! WE LOVE IT!!
Hehe, actually I agree with you... but don't forget about GFs making US sandwitches and smacking OUR ass... *head scratch* hrm... coulda swore you mentioned ass smacking...
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hey chrissy. there are guys out there like that.
Mike
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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
hey chrissy. there are guys out there like that.
Yah, seriously... I'm one of them belive it or not
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I guess I just feel that having a day dedicated to "love" takes away from the rest of the year. You know what I mean. Its like there are some guys who feel that they only have to be "romantic" on Valentine's Day. The problem is that women and men have different views of "romance" It isnt all candlelit dinners and rose petals in the room- I mean that stuff is nice but sometimes its just the act of caring thats romantic.
And I know that there are guys out there like the ones I described in my previous post- cause I have one. =)
But we decided that we are "celebrating" valentines day (he has school and work) but thats not the reason. I told him that if he wants to do something nice for me he can just come over and bring a movie. So there will be no candlelit dinners or roses or anything traditionally "romantic" that day. And you know what? Im happy because he and I will be together and to me thats all that matters. Ok I should stop now
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"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
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Estuan interius
ira vehementi
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Originally posted by Chrissy:
having a day dedicated to "love" takes away from the rest of the year.
I don't know... if there wasn't an Arbor day I wouldn't be planting a tree every weekend... O wait... I don't plant one on Arbor day either...
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Hey DKB shu'p ya crazy foo!
This message has been edited by Dark Knight Bob on February 09, 2001 at 02:42 PM
Another rant inspired by PlasticJones. Thank you.
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Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
gasoline + eucalyptus tree = very big firework
they have eucalyptus tree's in the States?
gasoline + eucalyptus tree = very big firework
My G/F has been off work all this week. Most days she was out running errands. So I called her during my lunch hour to make sure she wasn't home, I snuck home and place 1 dozen roses arranged, and a nice piece of jewelry on the coffee table with a card. She came home and was all surprised and called me at work to tell me how wonderful I am. I already knew.
Anyway!!! Who wants to guess what I got for V-Day.... ?????
Yep, that's right... A blow job!
I came home from work and there she was all spread out on love seat in some lingerie she bought for herself that day for my V-Day present. It was kinda cool actually. All pink and fuzzy and she was wearing bunny ears??? Not sure what that was about.
But I just wanted to say that as usual I was right. Although she did also get me 2 pairs of boxers shorts.
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jim
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BTW, ladies... JUST underwear is NOT an acceptable gift... just so you know... unless of course they're the type of underwear that he'd be embarrassed to buy for himself.
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