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Topic: A CatKnight Post
started by: shifter

Posted by shifter on Oct. 23 2001,01:56

Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?

Posted by jiggyfresh on Oct. 23 2001,02:04

whats the sound a dog makes?
MOoOOOOOooOO

Posted by solid on Oct. 23 2001,02:42

Trebeck: "Let's look at Catherine Zeta Jones' question":
"This is a sound a doggy makes"

Trebeck: "Allright, that's a good question, and you wrote":
"???"

Trebeck: "...you couldn't answer your own question?"
Catherine: "It was hard!"

Posted by Beldurin on Oct. 23 2001,04:56

I'll take The Rapists for 200

Keanu: "I'll take blues for 800, Alex"
Trebek: "That's not even a category"
Keanu: "Oh, sorry. I'll take blues for 400, Alex"

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else...

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 23 2001,06:41

|/
suc|\ it
Trebek

Connery:
"I've got to ask you.. about the penis mightier.."

Trebek:
"the what.. no... that's the pen is mightier."

Connery:
"gussy it up however you want Trebek, what matters is does it work? will it really mighty my penis, man? .. i'll order a dozen. .. you're sitting on a gold mine Trebek!"

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Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand.

This message has been edited by EvilGenius on October 24, 2001 at 01:42 AM

Posted by veilside on Oct. 23 2001,11:42

::buzz::
trebek: "mr. reynolds."
reynolds: "heh. that's not my name."
trebek: "ugh... turd fergusson."
reynolds: "ha, yeah, whaddya want."
trebek: "you buzzed in!"
reynolds: "no i didn't"
trebek: "yes you did!"
reynolds: "yeah, well, that's your opinion."

Posted by Der_Teufel on Oct. 23 2001,12:13

quote:
Originally posted by jiggyfresh:
whats the sound a dog makes?
MOoOOOOOooOO

That's the sound your mother made last night, Trebek!

Keanu: I know Kung-fu!
Trebek: NO YOU DON'T!

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 23 2001,13:32

Connery: Below me.
Trebek: I dont get it.
Connery: Oh, I think you do.

edit:BUCK FUTTER
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trying to use fortran is like trying to insert pineapples in your ass... it just aint right. -DKB

This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on October 24, 2001 at 08:32 AM

Posted by TheTaxMan on Oct. 23 2001,14:15

"You drink water out of this."
"A leather glove!"
"No."
"What is a toilet?"
"That's awful...!"

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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

Posted by DeadAnztac on Oct. 23 2001,18:12

Trebeck: ....and finnally Sean Connery's here, now let's move into..

Connery: Not so fast Trebeck!

Trebeck: Damn, I really thought that was going to work..

Connery: Well you were wrong you montebank! I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.

Trebeck: I *Don't* want to hear it

Connery: What's the difference between a mallard with a cold and you?: Ones a sick duck... and I don't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore!

Trebeck: Thats... wonderful

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~Anztac [ I'm just this guy, you know? ]

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 23 2001,18:23

the best quote is when connery exclaims, "then the day is mine!"

Posted by syf on Oct. 23 2001,19:30

I like "Then I'm the cock of the walk!"

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 23 2001,19:47

seeing as i have no idea what ur talking about i wont bother posting

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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!

Posted by Der_Teufel on Oct. 23 2001,20:01

One of the best skits from SNL, Celebrity Jeopardy.

Posted by syf on Oct. 23 2001,20:07

Actually, I was just trying to start a ranodm/dumb post, a la CatKnight...isn't that right, Mr. Livingston?

Posted by melk0r on Oct. 23 2001,21:20

my god make it stop.

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Oct. 24 2001,05:05

Trebek: ok, here goes nothing... please take a look at your video monitors.

Video: heyyy its mee, ricky martin!! comon COMON! in this cup i have some HOT tea! see watch... *slurp* YEOOWWW!! so the answer is.. is this tea hot Hot HOT, or cold. HOT HOT HOT... or cold. COMOOON!!

*Contestents looking stunned*

Trebek: No one can figure out whether the HOT tea is HOT or cold?!

Keanu: *ring*

Trebek: Keanu Reaves, thank God.

Keanu: Is it.. iced tea?

Trebek: NO!!! It's HOT TEA!

Keanu: Well then i have no idea...

Posted by veilside on Oct. 24 2001,05:49

travolta: "i'll take continents for 600."
trebek: "and it's our audio daily double. how much do you want to wager?"
travolta: "i'm going to play it safe. i'll wager zero dollars."
trebek: "...alright, for zero. here's your audio daily double clue."

audio clip: ASIA.
trebek: "mr. travolta."
audio clip: ASIA.

::BZZZZZZZZ::

This message has been edited by veilside on October 24, 2001 at 12:51 PM