Forum: The Classroom
Topic: weird stuff
started by: kai
Posted by kai on Mar. 24 2001,06:13
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i like how they refer to it as fun------------------
I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
Posted by masher on Mar. 24 2001,06:43
I know what I won't be doing...------------------
"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Einstein
Posted by j0eSmith on Mar. 24 2001,06:50
What The Fuck?------------------
When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Mar. 24 2001,07:32
see icon.
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Mar. 24 2001,07:45
Seriously though - think about the children who have to endure that nightmare every year...I feel genuinely sorry for them. Actually, I feel sorry for whoever wrote that. Mind = warped.
Posted by fatbitch on Mar. 24 2001,07:56
one word for that shit. GHEYseriously i agree with whiskey, what kinda parant teaches their kids this??
Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 24 2001,14:06
Ok... I've deemed this SUPER GAY only halfway into #1. But unfortunately I was in a bible study thing as a child and we did something similar.We went on a "sluthing case" to "find Jesus" and got "clues" from "spirits" (old guys) at the church. This was back when I was somewhat confused about my religion. Anyway, at then end when we "found" him "IN OUR (fucking) HEARTS" I told our "sheaperd" (some bitch with poofy hair) that this was a big waist of time and she could have told us the answer when this first started (a week ago). Worst of all, it was like 贄 a person! Needless to say, that was a big turning point for me...  ------------------
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Posted by SLATE on Mar. 24 2001,14:21
Wow... I can' wait till passover.... Its going to be so funfilled with these wonderful activities..I don't even know what the fuck passover is.. Or what religion celebrates it... And whats with the damned lice and boils and flies... Flies are always a plague...
Posted by askheaves on Mar. 24 2001,15:48
Passover is a frightening ritual that symbolises a time when Moses (and his great faith in God) made it possible for people who share this faith to survive the 10 plagues brought about in God's name and the killing of children by the government. It's supposed to reinforce the idea that you will be saved if you have faith in the lord.As for this 'activity', I'd sooner hide eggs all over the house, make the kids frantically search for that last egg that isn't actually found until Halloween, and pretend a large philantropic rodent brought them store-bought candy and left the wrappers in the kitchen garbage can.
Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 24 2001,16:00
passover is when the angel of death came into the egyption city(was it cairo?) where all the jews were held slaves of the pharoah ramses. there were all those plagues, and the last plague was the angel of death coming and taking the first born son of every man. in order for moses to protect his people (the jews) they were told to smear rams blood on the doorways of their houses, so the angel of death would know to pass over that house. hence "passover". motza was also invented then, because they had flat bread because they didnt have time to wait for the bread to rise before they could flee when ramses let them leave. come on people, know your jewish holidays.
Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 24 2001,18:56
because when the jews inherit the earth, if you know them, you may get a place of power.
Posted by CatKnight on Mar. 24 2001,20:22
ahahaha right on sithiee! 
Posted by Cyrino on Mar. 24 2001,23:26
Ya, it's too bad I'm atheist.
Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 24 2001,23:35
as long as your ethnically jewish, its ok, half jews, quarter jews, doesnt matter, jewish genes are dominant!
Posted by SLATE on Mar. 25 2001,06:58
quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
come on people, know your jewish holidays.
Why?
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