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Topic: is suicide fun?
started by: solid

Posted by solid on Jan. 31 2001,04:12

this is pissing me off, my whole life is getting fucked. how bout it?

Posted by Vigilante on Jan. 31 2001,04:21

About as fun as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, I suppose. That is, if you choose to go that way. I suppose it could also be as fun as the strangulation of hanging, or any sort of bloody mess...

Sounds like a pretty bad idea all around, to me.

Posted by mqa on Jan. 31 2001,04:33

why dont you try it out and let us know

Posted by darksol on Jan. 31 2001,04:34

of course its fun, if your letting the world beat you then go for it.

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Posted by solid on Jan. 31 2001,04:57

i dont need to suicide to let the world beat me. i already did let the world beat me. i wonder why i didnt post this in the rants forum anyhow.

Posted by cr0bar on Jan. 31 2001,04:58

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--the management

Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 31 2001,14:02

It depends on your intentions. If you're doing it as a "good riddens" then I imagine it would be a very slow and painful prossess leading up to it. If you just were about to get caught by the police and a life sentence, then I think it would be just quick and thoughtless. If you planned it out exactly how you wanted it, said your goodbyes, and had a good reson BESIDES "life sucks" then I think it could be a beutiful thing in your last few moments.

I had a friend who did... wasn't fun for me either!

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 31 2001,14:34

suicides a bit of a cowards way out dontcha think? mabye if i gotreal curious as to whats on "the other side" but just cos life's fucking you over? join the queue with the rest of the world

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 31 2001,14:38

but if the worlds ending or your in some situation that involves no way out. such as being stuck in a war with the enemy bearing down on your position then grab that mp5 and go down fightin

"GET SOME MOTHER FUCKER! OH YOU WANT SOME TOO?!? AND YOU AND YOU!"

ahh i been watchin ALIENS too much

This message has been edited by Dark Knight Bob on February 01, 2001 at 09:39 AM

Posted by damage on Jan. 31 2001,15:51

Life's fucking you over and you don't want to go on? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYONE! We meet at the bar.

Think of it as a permanant solution to a temporary problem.

Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 31 2001,15:54

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
"GET SOME MOTHER FUCKER! OH YOU WANT SOME TOO?!? AND YOU AND YOU!"
ahh i been watchin ALIENS too much

"in case your not up on current events we just got our asses kicked!"

great movie

As for the other thing. If you have really given up on life then you would not be posting here. you would of offed yourself already. What you need to do is go talk to someone that can help you.

I must be getting soft in my old age. Last time this came up someplace i dropped a .45 in the guy lap and told him to hurry up and stop wasting my time so i could go back to sleep. Needless to say he went and got help.

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 31 2001,17:17

i didn't really find it a hell of a lot of fun when a good friend of mine killed himself, and i don't think he thought it was fun either. though, i can't really ask him.

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Posted by fatbitch on Jan. 31 2001,21:30

jim dude, do it. oz is cool, and our bars rock

and whiskey... very well said. very

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 31 2001,22:09

just go to iraq and see if ya can take out sadam for us. no political uproar if you blow yaself up with him with C4. aint no body left to recognise you waz american.

but seriously you really think toppin yaselfs gonna make things better cos you just gonna be dead and with nuthin left to do but provide sustanance for worms. :/

Posted by PersonGuy on Feb. 01 2001,00:06

quote:
Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
I would simply set myself free.
I think that rock-bottom feeling is more of a blessing than anything else.

Sounds Fight Cluby! Loved that movie!

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Posted by solid on Feb. 01 2001,00:44

dammit.. thanks and no thanks.. i had second thoughts AGAIN.. why does my mind change.. sometimes i really hate influence

Posted by Frosty on Feb. 01 2001,01:30

Whiskey, i'm saving that for as long as I possibly can.

Posted by hal0 on Feb. 01 2001,01:40

suicide is like life (well.. kind of heh), it is fun if you want it to be. You want your suicide to be fun? Jump out of a plane with a bunch of hot chicks and do it while you freefall, then shoot someone before your life ends. That's fun.

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Posted by kuru on Feb. 01 2001,03:58

suicide is fucking selfish. but when somebody you love does it, eventually you forgive them. and then you forgive yourself for not stopping it.

yeah, it's a selfish chickenshit way out, but if you really care about somebody and they do it, it takes a long time before you finally learn there wasn't shit you could do to stop it.

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on Feb. 01 2001,05:21

Here's my thoughts on suicide:

There's a lot of things in life that I wish I could do. I'm not talking about trivial fantasies, like being able to suck my own dick or shoot lasers out my ass. Rather, I’m talking about reinventing a conception of what life is and can be.

I figure that if I ever came to the conclusion that life was not worth living - that all my zeal for waking up each miserable morning had completely faded away - I would NOT kill myself. No way.

I would simply set myself free.

I think that rock-bottom feeling is more of a blessing than anything else. Think about it: you have NOTHING to live for. Life, as you know it, is useless and meaningless. You want to blow your head off so you don't have to deal with reality ever again.

Ah, but the operative word here is reality. Your reality.

And such a conception of reality is malleable.

Fuck it, man. If you're truly serious about wanting to commit suicide, and don't just mean it as a bullshit euphemism to highlight your wrecked car or bad grades (or some other trivial bullshit) then do what I'm planning to do if/when I find myself in a similar situation:

LEAVE.

Leave your life. Leave society. Take off today. Don't pay any of your bills. Go to a restaurant and eat a fat meal, then walk out. Get a loan. Travel from country to county. Walk the Earth.

Get in a gunfight. Get in a police chase. Become a stuntman. Learn to skydive. Go run with the bulls in Spain. Just don't let 'em take you alive.

When you feel cornered, or find that your spree is ending...then kill yourself.

Okay, okay...perhaps I'm a bit overzealous about all this. I don't expect you to agree with ripping off others and passing your pain onto innocent people. However, if you are genuine in your claim, I DO expect you to leave your life...right now...and go start another.

If you are seriously contemplating suicide, forget about counseling. Forget about life, as you know it. Move to Cancun and start fresh as a bartender in an American club. Move to China and become a monk. Move to England and become a porno star.

Do something drastic.

Why kill your self when it's only your life that needs to die?

Posted by jim on Feb. 01 2001,05:30

Anyone who commits suicide is a pussy and there is no arguement to prove otherwise.

I had a friend who shot himself in the head with a shot gun. Pretty nasty stuff. He was addicted to Heroin. Everytime the hospitol released him, he'd start doing it again. Finally he gave up. What a pussy!

He's still my friend, and I still go with all my friends to his grave once a year and smoke a joint, despite the fact that I don't smoke pot anymore. But I still think that suicide is a pussy way out. No matter what.

I like whiskey@throttle idea.

I think if I ever reached that low, I'd go to Australia and work at a bar and live on the beach. Even if I had to literally live on the beach because I didn't have a house.

That would be cool. Hmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe I should do that now?

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Posted by damage on Feb. 01 2001,14:34

quote:
Originally posted by hal0:
Jump out of a plane with a bunch of hot chicks and do it while you freefall...

AIRGASM!!! I know a guy who learned to sky dive just because he wanted to try mid-air sex...without the whole death thing though. He just can't find a girl that wants it too.

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Posted by solid on Feb. 01 2001,23:03

well.. i dont live in a state of which someone who suicides that is relevant to me will actually jepordize my whole life. unless all my family suicides.
and still i wouldnt feel guilty for not stopping them, people make permanent choices, but its still their choice.