Forum: The Classroom
Topic: Fat Fucking Pig
started by: shifter
Posted by shifter on Oct. 19 2001,04:45
Jesus Christ. What a < fucking fatass >. I swear, that man could live off of body fat for months -- at least!...well, if we're going to send a man to Neptune or Pluto, he's our best bet, I guess. Anyways, I was amusing myself by coming up with some captions (below) for this thoroughly disgusting picture of the glutton himself:

"Hmm, where did I put Jared Fogel's phone number?"
"Maybe I can fill a pumpkin with butter and swallow it whole."
"I wonder how it's possible for this chair to support my weight..."
"Perhaps I can build a hut out of my own feces!"
"I wonder if anyone else's nipples are the size of dinner plates?"

...Alright, that's what I cared to come up with...anyone else want to take a swing?

Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 19 2001,04:52
Umm... what was the point of that?
Posted by Spydir on Oct. 19 2001,15:09
dude. You're a fucknugget. What was the point to that? To be a complete dickhead like CK? That was a very CK-ish post, man. So the dude's got a weight problem, I'm sure you got your own problems, like a inferiority complex.

Dickhead. Don't ever call your self asshole, because you'll bring shame to the Association.

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Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 19 2001,16:59
hey, thats CowboyNeal. the real one, from slashdot. you cant make fun of him.
Posted by shifter on Oct. 19 2001,17:05
to come up with slogans to fit the picture, duh.
Posted by DeadAnztac on Oct. 19 2001,19:08
Yeah, what the hell man? CowboyNeal's hilarious. Plus what's with you and making fun of people in a worse position than you? Are you seriously this preposterously arrogant? Perhaps you should consider invading yourself in the rectum with a hamster for self-satisfaction as opposed to this other, less tasteful, method.

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~Anztac [ I'm just this guy, you know? ]

Posted by Jimi on Oct. 19 2001,19:48
Hey Dead A, that a bit harsh on the unfortunate hamster isn't it. Then because the hamster will be pretty worse off Shifter will make fun on it.

/me trying really hard not to be to offensive whilst still branded as a N00B13.

Sorry, sorry, sorry everyone.

Posted by shifter on Oct. 19 2001,22:08
Sorry, i didn't realize I'd posted this in the "we can't take a joke" forum
Posted by miNus on Oct. 19 2001,22:29
"That sure is an interesting modern art piece of shifter and his dad double teaming his mom on my ceiling."
Posted by incubus on Oct. 19 2001,22:42
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
"That sure is an interesting modern art piece of shifter and his dad double teaming his mom on my ceiling."

For that, you will live on in immortality in my sig... lol

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus

This message has been edited by incubus on October 20, 2001 at 05:43 PM

Posted by shifter on Oct. 19 2001,23:57
if you'd ever seen my mom then you would regret having said that
Posted by miNus on Oct. 20 2001,02:35
quote:
Sorry, i didn't realize I'd posted this in the "we can't take a joke" forum

Posted by miNus on Oct. 20 2001,02:36
Ok, that required it's own post to get the full effect.

Is your mom hot? Can we see some pictures?

edit: postcount++

This message has been edited by miNus on October 20, 2001 at 09:37 PM

Posted by shifter on Oct. 20 2001,04:04
uhh no actually she's dog ugly, hence me saying what I did. if you're into farm animals (which wouldn't surprise me in the least), I guess that may be your style. She's still my mom though, god bless her. I still think dad is blind...
Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 20 2001,18:04
I just wanted to add that this is definately NOT a CK'ish type post. If you don't know why, don't bother asking, you're an idiot.
Posted by shifter on Oct. 20 2001,20:40
Yeah, your version of this post would be like this:

Subject: CowboyNeal
Message: I have a chemistry paper due tomorrow morning. I found a spork on my keyboard yesterday. Balloons are great! I told this girl to slap my ass. Or vice versa. Maybe I'm a loser and I can't get any play from the ugly girls at my engineering university so I make up shit about slapping some girl's ass based on a weak as fuck math equation. Or maybe not.

Posted by CowboyNeal on Oct. 20 2001,20:47
I've got an equation for you!

donuts + me = Chinese killer whale-sized shit

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I'm a bad little cowboy and I like it.*

*by little i mean huge**

**and by Cowboy I mean fat-ass

Posted by shifter on Oct. 20 2001,21:02
Wouldn't want to involve myself in your little (by little, I mean cavernous) anal donut suppository. I hope that doesn't get infected, ya fucking fatass!

This message has been edited by shifter on October 21, 2001 at 04:03 PM

Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 20 2001,23:53
IQ level.... getting.... lower.... must block out..... lam0rs...

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Screw this crap, I've had it. I ain't no Mr. Cool.
< =rwa= >

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 21 2001,05:29
Maybe she gives really good head.

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Sugar in the bowl,
Coffee in the cup.
Poke her in the butt,
and you wont knock her up.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 21 2001,05:29
Or maybe its alcohol related.


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Sugar in the bowl,
Coffee in the cup.
Poke her in the butt,
and you wont knock her up.

This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on October 21, 2001 at 12:30 PM

Posted by shifter on Oct. 21 2001,22:30
haha....+20 points for you!
Posted by Hellraiser on Oct. 21 2001,23:16
bUsIness not bIsUness. Thought you should know in case you were planning on using that word in any writings in the future.

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.

Posted by kai on Oct. 21 2001,23:46
quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Or maybe its alcohol related.

thought you could get away with a double post huh. well busted!

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Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia... (then start worrying)

Posted by shifter on Oct. 22 2001,00:14
A picture's worth a thousand words.

Posted by miNus on Oct. 22 2001,03:21

Long I've sat here, always craving
Shifter's mom, she's a'waiting
Her breasts are just like Krispy Kremes
Always giving me wet dreams
Her poon tang smells sweet like flowers
But looks eerily like Austin Powers
She has given me some OK head
But I've had better sex with the dead
If for one day I did not have her
I'd be worked into a raging lather
And so I end this shitty rhyme
I must get some ass, make my time

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 22 2001,03:30
<applaud>
Posted by DRUFER on Oct. 22 2001,05:28
Hmm...what fast food chain should i eat out of bisuness next?
Posted by shifter on Oct. 22 2001,08:53
I'm not saying this because it was about my mom, because those types of jokes don't really bother me, I'm just making sure you're aware that the poem up there sucks really bad. You should work on that.
Posted by chmod on Oct. 22 2001,09:18
quote:
Originally posted by shifter:
I'm not saying this because it was about my mom, because those types of jokes don't really bother me, I'm just making sure you're aware that the poem up there sucks really bad. You should work on that.

It wasn't supposed to be great american literature, it was supposed to be funny, and it was. Very.
<applaud>

Posted by TheTaxMan on Oct. 22 2001,10:07
quote:
Originally Posted By Shifter:
Yeah, and why don't you try not being a blinding asshole by creating topics like this? Everyone hates you. Why won't you just go away?
Hmm...then again, you already tried that and couldn't even stay away for a week. Never mind.

Oh the irony!

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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 22 2001,11:28
quote:
Originally posted by kai:
thought you could get away with a double post huh. well busted!

I DECLARE JIHAD ON YOU!

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trying to use fortran is like trying to insert pineapples in your ass... it just aint right. -DKB

Posted by TheTaxMan on Oct. 22 2001,20:36
Ok, listen carefully. See, you wrote about CK posting starting threads in another topic. Basing one's entire judgement on that post, you would think that you wouldn't put the Worst Thread Ever™ up on the board. However, the past dictates otherwise, as you have and probably will continue to top yourself as long as you can.

It is ironic that you were flaming someone for doing the exact thing you are getting flamed for now.

quote:
Since the world of sarcasm is unknown to you, the register will now close.

And, for the sake of flaming continuity, you're a shit-faced monkey whore.

Please drive through.

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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Oct. 22 2001,21:02
[The blinded Oedipus enters. - Original text, line 1255.]

Chorus: This is a terrible sight. Wretched king, what madness came upon you! I pity you, but I cannot look in your face. I shudder at the sight of you.

Oedipus: O, O the pain! Where do my poor legs take me? Darkness! Horror of darkness enfolding, madness and stabbing pain and guilt for my evil deeds!

Chorus: What demon urged you to stab into your own eyes?

Oedipus: It was THIS THREAD that brought my ruin to completion. But the hand that struck was my own. Why should I see when vision shows me nothing sweet to see?


Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 22 2001,21:55
<laugh>

that is much better than the revised version...

Posted by shifter on Oct. 22 2001,22:13
well, I can't really comment on that...
Posted by miNus on Oct. 22 2001,23:56
quote:
Originally posted by shifter:
I'm not saying this because it was about my mom, because those types of jokes don't really bother me, I'm just making sure you're aware that the poem up there sucks really bad. You should work on that.

Actually, I did realize that.

Notice the:

quote:
And so I end this shitty rhyme

This message has been edited by miNus on October 23, 2001 at 06:56 PM

Posted by shifter on Oct. 23 2001,05:10
irony?
Posted by DeadAnztac on Oct. 23 2001,05:35
i·ro·ny
n. pl. i·ro·nies

1.
- a. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
- b. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
- c. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.

2.
- a. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: “Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated” (Richard Kain).
- b. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.

3. Dramatic irony.

4. Socratic irony.

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~Anztac [ I'm just this guy, you know? ]

This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on October 23, 2001 at 12:38 PM

Posted by syf on Oct. 23 2001,23:01
Hey look, CowboyNeal < moved his website >!


hmmm....two bites...

Posted by syf on Oct. 24 2001,00:03
Posted by DeadAnztac on Oct. 24 2001,00:14
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Syf0n, you have no penis.

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~Anztac [ I'm just this guy, you know? ]

Posted by syf on Oct. 24 2001,00:51
Ah me, it's nice to be back.
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