Forum: The Classroom
Topic: Latinos are currupting our youth! Or something... yah...
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 21 2001,10:01
As a janator I get a behind the scenes look at alot of things. Anyway, one way that people steal CDs is by sneaking them into the bathroom, and unwrapping them THERE. That way the alarm doesn't go of when the sneak it out. ANYWAZE, being the currious type I been keeping track of which albms have get stolen most.

Out of 30 documented over the last 3 months:

15 - Missalanious Latino music
5 - Missalanious rap music
5 - Rickey Martin
2 - Primus
1 - Snoop Dog
1 - BIG BOOTY! YAH, BOYEEE!
1 - Sting

Heh... just sat on that too long... GET THE PRESIDENT ON THE PHONE!

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Posted by Prometheus on Mar. 21 2001,11:07
Don't go getting any ideas from this post. If anyone sees you going into the restroom with a CD, they will watch for you to come out with it. At least, at my particular store in Des Moines -- I wouldn't really know about anywhere else.
...That many CDs in a month? That's around one a day. You'd think they'd wisen up.

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Posted by DjSokol on Mar. 21 2001,23:57
maybe you shouldn't look blindly at what cd's are being stolen, but you should weight them against who steals them.

mostly latinos
some blacks
grunge punks come in last

notice no backstreet boys or britney spears cds are being stolen

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Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 22 2001,00:56
They SNEAK them into the bathroom Promethius! They don't just blatantly carry a stack of CDs in and come out with none!

I'm a janator at NIGHT, so my oservations are only based on that they probably don't buy the CD first, and then go use the bathroom, and while in the bathroom open it. And since I only get the after the picture view, it's impossible the judge the race of the person who STEALS them (except for "BIG BOOTY! YAH, BOYEEE!"). ESPECIALLY with latino and rap music which is borderine POP now!

Oh, and take note... NO Eminem has been stolen yet! And it's 1 every 3 days. This is 30 over 3 months.

I've also found a box for GoldenEye (N64 game) and Mario Party 2.

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Posted by Prometheus on Mar. 22 2001,01:08
Sorry about the three month thing... that was a misread.
But my entire case is built around the fact that there are people watching. I agree that people don't take stacks of CD's in. But believe it or not, ONE CD disappearing is noticeable. And if we see them stick it into a pocket . . . I'm not saying that we catch them all. I'm just saying that we try and we do a good job of it.
I know for a fact that there are white "preppy" thieves, too. In fact, that's the large percent in my area. I'm more likely to watch them than a grunge. These are the kids who think it's fun, or they're just lazy. These are the real fools.

(PG -- it's Prometheus, not Promethius. )

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This message has been edited by Prometheus on March 22, 2001 at 08:10 PM


Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 22 2001,01:30
Oh yah... and It me point out ONE MORE thing (just thougth of this).

Those are ONLY accounting for the WOMENS' bathroom. You see, they have a little box on the side of every stall where they throw away used tampons. That's where they usually put the plastic wrappers. I assume that in the men's, they either flush them, or throw them in the regular trash.

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Posted by askheaves on Mar. 22 2001,14:02
Out of curiosity, PersonGuy. What ethnicity are you? I have noticed that you have darker skin, but I've never been sure. I know that ethnic biases aren't coming into play in your observations.
Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 22 2001,23:57
The skin color comes from my Indian (Native American ) blood. But I'm actually the same amount German, and EVEN MORE Dutch. Then theres a TINY amount of some other Euro stuff. I wrote it out the exact percentages one time. But the tatoo on my ass looks something like this...

Ingredients: Dutch, Indian, German, perservatives(French, Italian, Scotish)

Reheating instructions: Sprinkle with water, microwave 2 minutes on high (stir half-way), WARNING: product will be HOT

EDIT: punctuation

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This message has been edited by PersonGuy on March 23, 2001 at 06:58 PM


Posted by SLATE on Jul. 12 2001,13:21
quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Oh yah... and It me point out ONE MORE thing (just thougth of this).

Those are ONLY accounting for the WOMENS' bathroom. You see, they have a little box on the side of every stall where they throw away used tampons. That's where they usually put the plastic wrappers. I assume that in the men's, they either flush them, or throw them in the regular trash.


I just felt like reviving and old thread.. and this one was funny.. I notice something, PG...

WTF are you going through the used tampon deposits for
thats fucking gross.. you could catch something, who knows what scary skanky hoes drop their used bloddy diseased tampons off in those things. You're a sick, sick, sick man.


Posted by afropik on Jul. 12 2001,13:40
Yah, I was wondering the same thing Slate. I guess I should stop sneaking into the girls bathroom and stealing the latino pop cds. Oh well, mother will be angry, she sure does love her Anthony Cruz.

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Posted by SLATE on Jul. 12 2001,13:44
dude, what ARE you talking about?
Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 12 2001,13:53
im dumbfounded. heh heh.

PG likes tampon sex... eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......

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Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 12 2001,16:04
2 girls stole primus cd's? 2 in 3 months? thats a lot! they must have been goth chicks or somethin
Posted by gambit on Jul. 13 2001,01:32
Who would steal a Sting cd? I mean it's better than actually paying for it..but still, it's Sting.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 13 2001,02:29
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
WTF are you going through the used tampon deposits for thats fucking gross...

Ok I didn't describe that very well...
First of all, it's PART of my job to clean those things out (but it's not as bad as it sounds):

Attached to the side wall of each stall is a white plastic box with a hinged lid on top. When you look inside, there is a small waxed paper bag. Women put them inside the paper bag. When I get there (I wear THICK rubber dish gloves, BTW) I simply pull out the bag, throw it away, and replace it with a new paper bag. The CD wrappers are usually alongside the paper bag in the box (in other words, NOT in the bag with the tampons).

But this actually isn't much of a problem anymore because I talked to our security department, and now they have scanners between the electronics department and the rest of the store. However, empty wine bottles still show up every once in a while.

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This message has been edited by PersonGuy on July 13, 2001 at 09:31 PM


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