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Topic: Halloween costumes?
started by: Nikita

Posted by Nikita on Oct. 18 2001,13:24

What are you nutcases going to dress up as?

Gimme a few ideas!

Otherwise I'll just have to go with my all black urban-ish Slayer ensemble ...

-leather trenchcoat
-knee high boots
-midriff tank
-elbow length leather gloves
-kickass belt w/ sweet silver buckle
-antique necklace
-a lot more makeup than I usuallly wear
-toy sword/wooden stakes
-short leather skirt with a slit that's a bit too revealing for my comfort

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 18 2001,13:47

He he he I have a nasty ass mask and rubber chest/shoulder pad combo with spikes and skulls and cool shit. Then I accessorize with one of my swords or battle axes. I usually come to work and throw it on to run tickets.

Me: It says authentication failed. It means your ras passwords are locked out. Call the ras helpdesk and change your passwords or ....I'll swollow your soul.

User: Uh... the.. angel of death wants me to have my ras passwords changed.

Ras admin: The who? Your new passwords are blah blah and blah blah.

User: He says he changed the...

Me:SILENCE! Off with your balls! Oh wait it connected..

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Coffee in the cup.
Poke her in the butt,
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Posted by Wiley on Oct. 18 2001,14:10

I was thinking about going as the Trojan Man. Then I could bust in on couples making out and say "Say there, it looks like your treat is about to turn a trick" and then I would disperse a variety of condoms ...including the new endurance condom with a special lubricated tip that helps prolong the pleasure.
Then I would steal their candy while they were having sex. Muuhaaahaa

Posted by miNus on Oct. 18 2001,14:24

How about I go as Nikita's sexah lova?

That sounds like a *drool* nice costume there Nikita

I think it would be the funniest thing ever to wear a gigantic penis costume for halloween. One made out of rubber or something, so it moves as you walk. LOL.

AND NO PENIS JOKES PLEASE!!!

Oh yeah, you could go as the clitoris from South Park or something to that effect Nikita

This message has been edited by miNus on October 19, 2001 at 09:24 AM

Posted by SLATE on Oct. 18 2001,16:58

Hmm the trojan man outfit sounds kinda good... but i have a better costume in mind.. muahahaha
mine is top secret. There will be pictures if it works out

Posted by Wiley on Oct. 18 2001,18:00

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
who needs a costum?
/me is going trick-or-treating in his b-day suit.
mwuahahahha.

...can you not post those pics

Posted by LiNeY on Oct. 18 2001,18:42

I really wish we had Halloween over here, too... no costume for me.

But, if I had the opportunity to disguise myself for Halloween, it would be as a vamp(ire). Tight black top with low neckline, black skirt, boots, cape, lots of eyeliner, red lipstick and nail enamel, and some artificial blood.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Oct. 18 2001,21:22

Didn't Pickel Therapy Lady keep talking about leather Halloween costumes?? I thought she was from Germany.

Anyway, mine is also top secret, and I'll have to post pics after halloween. I say you start placing bets, cause my costume will kick SLATE's costume's ass! YAH!

And here at Digi Pen, Halloween costumes are encouraged, so I'll make sure I get pictures of them too. Guaranteed to be alot of video game and anime getups.

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Posted by Jynx on Oct. 18 2001,21:29

I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

--Wednesday, "The Addams Family"

Posted by porn_dealer on Oct. 18 2001,22:22

If I can find a giant wang costume (cmon, they HAVE to be out there), I'm gonna run around school "head"butting people with it. I also have an idea of getting some people to dress up like people from The Matrix. If those two plans fall thru, then I'm gonna be a hobo, and sit in the hallways of school begging.

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Posted by suckaduck on Oct. 18 2001,22:25

I'm being Devi from I Feel Sick and Jonhy the Homicidal Maniac.
muahaha. I'll give Nicole(girl who's throwing a so called party) something to be scared about.

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 18 2001,23:23

quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
How about I go as Nikita's sexah lova?
That sounds like a *drool* nice costume there Nikita

sorry, that one is taken

Posted by SLATE on Oct. 19 2001,02:53

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:

Anyway, mine is also top secret, and I'll have to post pics after halloween. I say you start placing bets, cause my costume will kick SLATE's costume's ass! YAH!

ICQ me you bastard...
lets talk about this :P

Posted by kornalldaway on Oct. 19 2001,02:56

that what Nikita wanted you to think
doesn't mean it's really so

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 19 2001,03:22

well I don't know anyone else here that does to PSU

Posted by Spydir on Oct. 19 2001,05:19

< http://netsyndrome.net/cgi-bin/photo/index.cgi?album=pics/misc/psychopathicrecords&mode=viewpicture&picture=darklotusgroup.jpg >

the one with the red jersey next to the black guy. That's what I'm going as (they're a band, and I'm painting my face/doing my hair up like that)

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Posted by Beldurin on Oct. 19 2001,05:24

A couple of years ago I went as a condom, complete w/resevoir tip. Had a big clear plastic bag, doctored it a bit and voila!

I had a hard time getting in, and some people though I was a dick, but I managed to come out ahead. hehe

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Posted by Wiley on Oct. 19 2001,05:41

How come everybody wants to go as an organ of some sort? How about a pancreas. To dress up as a pancreas all you will need is a big trash bag. That would also work as a raisin or a lump of coal. Or you can wear you trash bag as an afro-ghost and jump out of dark places and shout "BOO my bro". The trash bag is the universal perfect costume. And then you can take off your trash bag costume and use the back to carry all the candy you steal from little kids.

Posted by Wiley on Oct. 19 2001,05:46

Nikita, even if you don't go as the slayer can you post some pics of that outfit? That goes for any girls dressing up as nurses or slutty secretaries as well. God I love halloween.

Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 19 2001,05:56

who needs a costum?

/me is going trick-or-treating in his b-day suit.

mwuahahahha.

Posted by 1LT on Oct. 19 2001,09:06

While probably nice to look at, what's scary about the sexy slayer outfit? I suggest the Kerry King SLAYER outfit (circa 1991 when he wore the nails).

I think I'll dress up and play army. oh. wait.

Posted by incubus on Oct. 19 2001,13:10

Ya but since then he got some pretty l33t tattoos...

Posted by ic0n0 on Oct. 19 2001,13:54

I should dress up like a pengiun

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Posted by kornalldaway on Oct. 19 2001,14:55

quote:
Originally posted by ic0n0:
I should dress up like a pengiun

watch out for all the bill gates' followers
they might attack you when you least expect it

Posted by 1LT on Oct. 19 2001,15:11

Incubus- Very true. For those that want to keep their hair though, I still suggest the forearm guard with nails.

The truly adventurous should dress like Gwar.
Extra points for the tri-prong scrotal mount.

Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 19 2001,16:57

quote:
Originally posted by Wiley:
...can you not post those pics

deal.

Posted by DeadAnztac on Oct. 19 2001,19:10

quote:
Originally posted by 1LT:
Incubus- Very true. For those that want to keep their hair though, I still suggest the forearm guard with nails.
The truly adventurous should dress like Gwar.
Extra points for the tri-prong scrotal mount.

::shivers::

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Posted by Ozymandias on Oct. 19 2001,20:30

You're all a bunch of assheads who can't quite recall what Halloween's about.

I'm going to sew together bits and pieces of other masks and create a Leatherface mask. I'm also going to get an apron and use a window cleaner bottle to spray it with fake blood. I'm going to see if I can't make a hammer like LF has, too. It's going to be creepy as fuck.

If I can't pull that off, I'm going to glue the bottom half of a rubber octopus to a grey alien mask, spray-paint it green, and go as Great Cthulhu.

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Posted by miNus on Oct. 20 2001,02:44

What should I be for All Hallow's Eve?

The only thing that I can think of is a mobster. You know, the whole "visible seven pound gold chain with attached pendant lying on top of my three inch matte of chest hair that sticks out through the top of my unbuttoned shirt" kinda mobster.

I'm 1/2 Italian, so this is a very viable option

Any other ideas? I still think the giant penis idea is a good one, but I dunno...

Posted by porn_dealer on Oct. 20 2001,03:38

GI-ANT WANG! GI-ANT WANG! GI-ANT WANG!

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Posted by kai on Oct. 20 2001,03:41

i know what i'll be for halloween.

drunk.

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Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 20 2001,06:01

quote:
Originally posted by kai:
i know what i'll be for halloween.

drunk.

Fucking A.

Posted by LiNeY on Oct. 20 2001,10:56

quote:
Originally posted by kai:
i know what i'll be for halloween.

drunk.

are we soul mates?

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Posted by Wolfguard on Oct. 20 2001,14:19

Back in the day (yes children, its flashback time for the old Wolf.) I did halloween in a big way. Best costumes for me were.

Rocky horror (yes, at one time i was in shape)
Frank-n-furter (again, it was the in shape thing)(I even played Frank at RHPS for about 6 weeks)
Fully decked out SpaceMarine (Warhammer40k not aliens) That took about 3 months to complete.

There were others but these i am the most proud of.

Edit: Almost forgot Random!. A Cyberpunk charactor of mine. Had it right down to the liner frame and the wolvers. Even had a Dermal armor effect that a makeup guy i knew did. looked cool as hell.
Damm...i guess i have to go to my parents and see if i can find these pictures...

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This message has been edited by Wolfguard on October 21, 2001 at 09:22 AM

Posted by miNus on Oct. 20 2001,18:56

I've found the man to make my next halloween costume!

Ok guys, I went out and bought some stuff for a costume. I am going to be...

*drumroll*

Death.

Wow, original, eh? Unless I can find something else better to go as with a black cloak, black face paint and a scythe.

The Goth Farmer maybe?

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Posted by Nikita on Oct. 21 2001,02:44

no no no crossdress as the Death chick in the Sandman series ... find a bra and stuff it with socks ... or sturdy water balloons for shorter excursions (tried and tested (on my guy friends) ... results guaranteed)

Scary thing is ... some of these guys look good in drag ...

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 21 2001,11:51

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
You could always go as the guy from the WTC photo. It's a bit morbid, but funny.

You mean the guy from the hindenburg tragedy? (oh the humanity)

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Sugar in the bowl,
Coffee in the cup.
Poke her in the butt,
and you wont knock her up.

Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 21 2001,12:47

You mean Waldo?

Ussseeeee the force, Waldo...

This message has been edited by ASCIIMan on October 22, 2001 at 07:47 AM

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 21 2001,12:49

Halloween? shit! so THATS why they were handing out those devil horns you wear on your head when i went to the local nightclub saturday night! jesus i really WAS pissed that night.

never really got into the whole halloween thing seeing as my parents are pretty strict evangelistic christians and all. least they dont mind me getting drunk in the house.

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Posted by incubus on Oct. 21 2001,15:06

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Posted by @$$h0l3 on Oct. 21 2001,17:12

The best costume I ever came up with was Waldo. I got a red&white striped shirt from Salvation Army, a red wool cap and a pair of blue cords. That was sooo sweet. Every girl I saw that night was like, "I found waldo" and then hugged and/or kissed me. Too bad I got waaaaayyy to drunk and passed out.

Other good costumes include:

Your brain on drugs with a side of bacon. When those commercials were big I dressed up like a frying pan and had two eggs and three strips of bacon attached with my head sticking through the handle.

A flasher. I wore a trench coat that you could stick your hands inside the coat through the pockets. I held my trick or treat bag inside the coat so it was covering the shorts I had on. When I opened the coat, you couldn't tell that I had anything on. Got some great looks that year.

Freaky vampire guy. I had just gotten through rehersal of a play that I was in, so I had full makeup on. I added about 1/4 inch of eyeliner above and below my eyes and made nice blood trails coming out of my mouth. I then donned all black, my shitkickers and a black full-length trench. I went to a party and was handing out candy to all of the little kids, and half of them either wouldn't take candy from me, or ran away crying. It was quite funny.

I was gonna be Wolverine from X-Men this year, as I look just like him if I grow out the chops, but I shaved instead. Maybe next year when X-Men 2 is out.

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 21 2001,17:15

You could always go as the guy from the WTC photo. It's a bit morbid, but funny.

Posted by LiNeY on Oct. 21 2001,18:16

That's Waldo? Cool. In German, his name is Walter. Walter Wimmel. :-D

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Posted by incubus on Oct. 21 2001,19:22

quote:
Originally posted by ASCIIMan:
Damn that's a crappy edit.
edit - BTW, where are his cane and binoculars?

A. I did it in like 2 minutes. I have better things to do and this ain't the motherfucking SAPC.

B. He's leaning on his cane. Ask him about his binocs, i dont fucking know

C. He's called wally in the uk. weird.

D, ASCIIMAN: STFU KTHXBYE

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Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 21 2001,20:33

Sorry, I was just making an observation (I assumed it might have come from one of the numerous forums containing such pictures).

So KTHXBYE, I'll STFU.

This message has been edited by ASCIIMan on October 22, 2001 at 03:33 PM

Posted by *GAZ* on Oct. 21 2001,23:48

i was thinking of getting bunny ears and then going as a playboy bunny for halloween and then going to an old folks home a see how many people have a heartattck...but then i realized that that could be kinda bad...so now im wearing all black and wearing glow in the dark boxers. that or me and my friends are going to stack ourselves up and be the world trade centers..

Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 22 2001,05:33

Damn that's a crappy edit.

edit - BTW, where are his cane and binoculars?

This message has been edited by ASCIIMan on October 22, 2001 at 12:43 PM

Posted by LiNeY on Oct. 22 2001,06:06

quote:
Originally posted by *GAZ*:
i was thinking of getting bunny ears and then going as a playboy bunny for halloween

Oh did you also watch "Bridget Jones' Diary"?

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Posted by Nikita on Oct. 22 2001,16:01

Oooh I want that on my DVD collection ... whenever I get enough $ for one ...

For Easter I want to get a hot pink bunny suit and go as the Energizer bunny!

What happens to the Energizer bunny when you put the batteries in backwards?

Posted by veistran on Oct. 22 2001,19:30

It turns into one of the those duracell people and goes on a murderous rampage... or maybe not.

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on Oct. 22 2001,21:12

"I'm Idaho."

Posted by Nikita on Oct. 22 2001,21:29

No! It keeps on coming, and coming, and coming ... *hide*

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 22 2001,21:39

now that... can be taken a couple of ways... *blinking innocently*

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Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 23 2001,01:06

Ummm... I thought the energize bunny was supposed to keep on "going, and going, and going,", not "coming, and coming, and coming," but then again, it probably depends on your frame of reference.

Posted by Observer on Oct. 23 2001,01:22

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
What happens to the Energizer bunny when you put the batteries in backwards?

Miss that part of her post, did you?

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Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 23 2001,01:39

Yeah. The other part, ummm... distracted me.

This message has been edited by ASCIIMan on October 23, 2001 at 08:39 PM

Posted by Nikita on Oct. 30 2001,13:40

So, whatcha wearin'?

I went w/ what I described on the first page ... substitute the skirt - too damn cold. Went with form-fitting dance pants instead I should remember to get a pic (aka "if my friends don't get plastered within the first hour") ... and I have good vampire fangs ... "vampire slayer" ... the female version of Angel ... oh yeaaaa.

This message has been edited by Nikita on October 31, 2001 at 08:43 AM

Posted by caseman984 on Oct. 30 2001,18:47

Almost all of the Juggalo kids at school came in facepaint, and they all had to sit in detention all day because "we can't tell who you are" Biggest bunch of bullshit I've ever heard. Its all good though, because they painted the faces of almost everyone else who was in there, so the principal couldn't say shit. Anywho, I'm gonna be a vampire (as always). Maybe I'll get some facepain and be a dark carnival vampire.. hmmm...

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quote:
Originally posted by Tattered:
Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.

Posted by SLATE on Oct. 30 2001,19:14

Well, I borrowed someone elses shirt, so my costume isnt complete right now.. but i'll put up an IMG of it in a minute....

By the way, it rocked

Posted by SLATE on Oct. 30 2001,20:09

Oh yeah... Here it is y'all

SUPER GREG! NUMBA 1!
Special treat comming up in a few minutes. If you enjoyed Mentos... Then you'll enjoy this...

Posted by chmod on Oct. 30 2001,20:11

SLATE, you look more like super mario... hahaha

quote:
Originally posted by caseman984:

Maybe I'll get some facepain

Ouch.

This message has been edited by chmod on October 31, 2001 at 03:13 PM

Posted by SLATE on Oct. 30 2001,20:13

< The Movie! >

divx required.

This message has been edited by SLATE on October 31, 2001 at 03:14 PM

Posted by DeadAnztac on Oct. 30 2001,20:46

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

: :Dies::

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This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on October 31, 2001 at 03:46 PM

Posted by Spydir on Oct. 30 2001,21:32

Yeah... I'm the only Juggalo at my school, so I was the lone warrior. They just make people take off their masks at my school though. Everyone thought it was really cool, except for this small group of freshmen girls and a couple hispanic kids. They were scared... I mean, come on, It's only serial killer type shit, nothing bad

Oh yeah, caseman's the shit now. He's down with ICP

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Posted by Vigilante on Oct. 30 2001,21:40

down with da clown!

Posted by miNus on Oct. 30 2001,23:02

quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
< The Movie! >
divx required.

What in everloving fuck is that?

"Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

Sorry, just listened to < that song > again

Posted by SLATE on Oct. 30 2001,23:29

go to supergreg.com
watch his video for "Da Number 1"

Thats what in eversomething fuck it is

Posted by DeadAnztac on Oct. 31 2001,00:05

Youguys... have no idea... how much SLATE's costume splits my side... hahahaha SupeGreg all the way baby! Yeah! Ahahahaaha!

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Posted by miNus on Oct. 31 2001,01:09

Flame on!

Here he is showing off his cleanly waxed forehead. Also it's blatantly obvious the one part of the costume you forgot. The supah' brow.

Super Greg's long lost brother and his gay buddy? You decide.

Posted by veilside on Oct. 31 2001,01:14

ROFL. how long did it take you to make that sign? and damn SLATE, you're missing the full unibrow!!! wtf!

Posted by SLATE on Oct. 31 2001,01:22

hey, i had it, but the stupid fake moustache i had wasnt sticking to my head too well
i didnt forget it...

Posted by Spydir on Oct. 31 2001,05:08

guy in red, next to the black dude. That's not me, but that's what I dressed up like. I'm thinking of doing my hair like the dude on the right with the red, just blue instead...

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Posted by PersonGuy on Nov. 01 2001,15:47

ARG! It's going to be a close contest, SLATE! I didn't relise you'd get so creative. However, I still think mine may be just a little better! NYHAHAHA! Ok, here's some pics from Digi Pen on Halloween (I picked a few out of the 50 pics to post for now).
< http://www.personguy.com/pics/braveheart.JPG > < http://www.personguy.com/pics/conspiracy.JPG > < http://www.personguy.com/pics/contest.JPG > < http://www.personguy.com/pics/crow-ugo.JPG > < http://www.personguy.com/pics/ducky.JPG > < http://www.personguy.com/pics/friends.JPG > < http://www.personguy.com/pics/kirby-link.JPG > < http://www.personguy.com/pics/mario-mario.JPG >

By the way, I'm the Kirb-meister. It took me 贻 and one month of sewing and painting to make! The one arm is a weird color because Fred Meyer ran out of the pink paint I was using. :/ But I won the grand prize! A black Digi Pen T-SHIRT!!! WOOHOO!
Second went to Link and third to Russelina (the male prostitue with purple hair).

Cheers!

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on Nov. 02 2001,00:11

Here's a little cyborg-face I did for my buddy:

The photos were taken near the end, at different stages of the final process. I got a little carried away with the stipple brush (blood splatter), but hey...I love gore.

This latex appliance is made by the Woochie company. What the fuck is a Woochie?

And why is the cyborg eye so big? It bulges out farther than any other point on the face. This thing is supposed to look like it's naturally under the skin...otherwise unoticable.

I wish I had the close-up of that chin shot though. There were nice gooey...things hanging off of it. Looked like smeared roadkill.

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on November 02, 2001 at 11:24 PM

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 15 2001,20:51

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Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Posted by Dysorderia on Nov. 15 2001,21:07

Why was this thread brought back from the dead?

All Hallows Eve(Halloween) was 2 weeks ago.....

It's done....
Passed....
Wait until next year.

*edit* just realized what the picture showed O_o

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Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 15 2001,21:10

thats fuckin hilarious.

oooo.. taht girls hot. hows DigiPen, PG?

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 15 2001,21:18

quote:
Originally posted by Dysorderia:
Why was this thread brought back from the dead?
All Hallows Eve(Halloween) was 2 weeks ago.....
It's done....
Passed....
Wait until next year.

I dont know if you know but when you come to America you get to laugh and have a good time. No one here will whip you for smiling. Ok so I found the pictures 2 weeks after halloween. If it bothers you that much dont look at it untill next halloween. kthxstfusydisma bye

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Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Posted by afropik on Nov. 16 2001,21:54

Is PG one of the "tiny" people?

Posted by PersonGuy on Nov. 17 2001,03:50

quote:
Originally posted by afropik:
Is PG one of the "tiny" people?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I put the shoes on my knees and walked around that way all day so I could be short like Kirby. I'm 5'11".

Anywaze... DigiPen rules!! I'm making so many new kick-ass friends here! In fact, there's 6 in the room right now, so I'll just ask them to say something and I'll type it. :)

Matt: What? My head kinda itches. My hair is tangly. I got a good scalp massage today from Josh.

Josh: No, I didn't give him nuttin.

Sean: Are you guys making a mess? That's ok cause Matt has to clean it up!

Matt: Dude! I'm not throwing away the liquid lettuce.

Shelly: Something! What is it you want me to say?

Dan: Why? Why? Know what man... I'm going to have to charge you for that. Don't put stuff on your board about me. Or any board. No, Jeep. I won't have sex with young boys with you. Jeep, put on your pants.

Matt: Can I take off my blind fold now, I want to see what's going on. What's this the bathtup?

Sean: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! It lookes like somebody shaved their legs in here.

Matt: Josh! Don't shave you legs in our bathtub anymore.

Sean: No, IIII said Josh don't shave your legs.

Matt: No I did.

Dan: Who's going to shave our legs. Look tape!

Josh: If we became famous, this transcript would show up and that would be cool.

Shelly: Jeep, I've played such a small part. I've only said one thing.

*random aimless arguing about milk*

Matt: Don't spray this lemon stuff on me.

//Matt kicks sean in the groin.

Matt: If I farted should you pray it on my head!?!? That smells bad! (oops) No, no, no, I said: if my farts smelled good should I fart on your head.

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Ok that's enough.

Matt: No, no! That's not enough. I gotta give a shout out to BigBird. Tell them to vote for me on hot or not dot com. Sean stop urinating all over the appartment!

Josh: *something about his room mates peeing all over the wall*????

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Ok... THAT's enough. I think you see the point, and please belive that I'm NOT making this up.

I'M HOME! :) I'M HOME! :) I'M HOME! :) I'M HOME! :) I'M HOME! :) I'M HOME! :) I'M HOME! :) I'M HOME! :) I'M HOME! :) I'M HOME! :) I'M HOME! :) I'M HOME! :) I'M HOME! :) I'M HOME! :)

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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by Nikita on Nov. 17 2001,14:37

bah, now you're making me miss my crazy undergrad posse ... *sigh*