Forum: The Classroom
Topic: Merry fuckin' Christmas!
started by: Rhydant
Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 24 2000,02:08
Ah, that time of year again. This also happens to be my birthday. well, 2 days after anyways. so uhm... anything special you want Santa (mom) to put under the tree this year?
i want....
Britney Spears
a cd-rw with cds and a case
a new watch
new boots+bindings for my snow-board
Mandy Moore
Money
A super-model sandwhich

that about covers it. so, whats on yer wish list?

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This message has been edited by Rhydant on November 23, 2000 at 09:09 PM

Posted by Frosty on Nov. 24 2000,14:43
Think Santa has enough ordnance to wipe out Illinois? Maybe at least the major population centers? I mean c'mon, his sleigh CAN'T show up on radar. Right?
Posted by LazyGit on Nov. 24 2000,16:05
A monkey and some live iguanas so that I may begin my scheme to make iguana-monkeys.

Oh, and some new clothes and a razor and shit.
cheers

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Nov. 24 2000,21:59
it doesn't have anything to do with religion... just something to tell the kids as to "why" they get presents so they won't want their parents to give them presents all the time.

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Posted by Spydir Web on Nov. 25 2000,05:48
well... I'd like to get my hands on a good webhost for christmas, but that probably won't happen... some sound production equipment and software (beat machines, dammit! I wanna be the next master p!!) would be cool. Now, if I found heidi klum, laetita casta, or (preferably *and*) natile portman, well I'd be santa's best friend for *years* .

And I never quite understood what a fat old guy dressed in red that breaks into people's houses by the chimney has to do with the birth of a religious "savior"... must just be the atheist in me...

~edited - added something... figure out what on your own~

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This message has been edited by Spydir Web on November 24, 2000 at 12:50 PM

Posted by ganvar on Nov. 28 2000,01:21
For some reason that makes me just think of a song. I can almost hear this playing on the radio: " Have yourself a merry FUCKING christmas, blah blah blah blah blah"
Posted by pengu1nn on Nov. 28 2000,13:13
Rhydant my birthday is 4 days before x-mas.
doesn't it suck, only one present for both birthday and x-mas (that and it's always the cheap version of what you want cause your parents spent all their money on presents for other people to) i can remember everyone getting a car for their birthday and getting it fixed up of x-mas, and i just had to live with a shit paint job on the car (or whatever was wrong with it at the time)

well it did suck, now i'm older and it doesn't really matter, but it did suck back then.

Posted by cr0bar on Nov. 28 2000,14:48
Boo-hoo, baby didn't get a car for christmas.
Posted by darksol on Nov. 28 2000,14:54
i dont want much, just the destruction of 85\% of the human population.

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Posted by Jynx on Nov. 28 2000,15:17
I want some sleep.

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Posted by pengu1nn on Nov. 28 2000,16:39
quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
Boo-hoo, baby didn't get a car for christmas.

yes i did. i just drove on bald tires for a year jackass.

Posted by Blain on Nov. 28 2000,18:49
quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
Boo-hoo, baby didn't get a car for christmas.

What’s the matter cr0? Didn’t get a new car for Christmas? That must suck

Posted by Spydir Web on Nov. 28 2000,23:09
dude sithiee, I *totally* understand about the sister thing. I'm 15, and my sister's about a year and a half older then me, and she's nothing but a big fat bitch. I can't drive yet, but she's had her car for no more then 2 and a half months, and I swear that thing has the funkiest smell... And then she bitches at me for stupid stuff like leaving a towel on a chair (that is only used to seat a trash can on, but I won't go into that), when I gotta deal with trying to take a piss in the morning, but opening the toliet to find bloody toliet paper every month!! God, the bitch don't know how to flush. Then there's the bitching with waking me up. We go to the same school, and she drives me. She wakes up at like 6:15, and I try to get up at about 6:40 (we normally leave around 7:05-10, but since I started track it seems to be 7, or before, or I gotta deal with shit country music she listens to). Ok, anyway... indoor track started like 2 weeks about, and I'm tired as hell after that, but I'm an insomniac so I can't get to sleep on a "normal" time. The bitch tries to get me up at like 6:30, and she yells at me every 30 seconds to get out of bed and shit. I mean, I'm so sore it takes me 5 minutes to get my left leg out of bed, I don't need super hot breathe going down my back while I'm trying that, too!!

Ok, there's a lot more to rave about, but I think I'll save that for the rants forum one day when I'm really pissed at her... I'm shut up now.

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Posted by Sithiee on Nov. 28 2000,23:32
does anyone have an older sister who isnt a bitch?
Posted by reman on Nov. 28 2000,23:54
My older sister and I get on very well.

But as to what I want for christmas? Well since I never buy clothes, thats what I want. I still have t-shirts (that I like) that are over 5 years old, and are falling apart that I still wear (to work as well....hhehehe and I work at a bank).

Other than that the things I want but I know I wont get - New 21inch monitor, AMd Duron + Abit KT7 RAID, Marantz SR-8000, VAF DC-6, and DC-X (speakers, check < www.vaf.com.au > ), new car (Commodore SS, Falcon XR8, or Impreza WRX - with insurance paid for as well), and a ho' for a couple of days

reman

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Posted by j0eSmith on Nov. 29 2000,00:07
I am the oldest! All the other offspring can bow before my might! BAHAHAHAH

*cough* Fine, so I only have a sister 3 years younger, but whatever.

For christmas. lets see..
-watch (a good one)
-minidisk player
-Tekken 3 (for Playstation)
-headphones
-Planescape Torment / The Sims / Baulders Gate 2

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Posted by Sithiee on Nov. 29 2000,05:16
dammit, at least its YOUR car. my sister is demanding that i let her use the car i usually use (2001 corolla) because her damn boyfriend is in town, and hes tall so its easier for him to be in the 99 jetta. i looked it up, and there is exactly 2 inches different between the jetta and the corolla. im not gonna say it, but the real reason i dont want her to use it, is because its nice right now, and she fucked up our jetta. not only does that thing reek of her stench, but the clutch is all fucked up, so sometimes in first it jumps up an down, the gas mileage is shit (she blamed me for wasting gas cause she thinks i cant drive, when in reality, i just like to drag race people, which of course wastes a lot of gas). the hubcaps are all scratched up, she broke the floormats (yeah, i also didnt realize that was possible), theres like 400 stains all over the damn thing, and theres somethin wierd about the brakes. and thats just an 2 years. and now she wants to do it to my beautiful corolla. what i really want for christmas is for my sister to die.

on a side note: (more ranting about my sister) she recently turned 20 and forgot to get her license renewed for a while, so she had to go retake the test. she failed the first time. and the second time. and the third time. finally on the 4th time she passed. and my parents are giving her the jetta (msrp about 17k). when im not dragging, i get better gas mileage than the car is supposed to get, because i understand the concept of coasting. well...that was sort of my rant about my sister...prolly in the wrong place...

Posted by PersonGuy on Nov. 30 2000,01:48
I have an older half sister and she's really cool. She's one of the few people I've personally given my approval to have children, and she's doing a great job at it.

Who thinks we should bring back FUKing (fornication under the King)? Meaning people have to be approved by a higher athority before having children.

Anyway, the list:
a really good pizza
a car (ha ha)
a new portable CD player (the old one's dying)
Groove Maker software package
Korg EA1 synth
Everything, Everything (Underworld DVD)
Blow Me Up Tom (the movie)

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Posted by Blain on Nov. 30 2000,16:51
My older sister and I get along great. I even hang out with her whenever I get the chance; she seems more like a friend then a sister.

For Christmas I want a flamethrower. 5 minutes with one of those babies would make up for this whole lousy year.
If that fails I want the platinum edition of half-life (I don’t have any half-life anything so I figure why not get it all?)
A new CD-RW would also be nice; I quit using mine after the last 20 disks that came out of it became “microwave fireworks”

BTW, aventari, your sig is funny as hell.

Posted by aventari on Nov. 30 2000,17:12
I have an older brother (3 yrs) and we did NOT get along at all until i started college. And then slowly he became cool. (*i* certainly didn't change.. heh heh)
So your siblings you may hate now, but that shit goes away

For Christmas you all can send me one dollar (or equivalent in local currency) in the mail. I'd really appreciate it. email me for address
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what i really want
Ceramic-coated Autotech header
4 Bilstien Sport shocks
big bean bag chair


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Posted by peregrin on Dec. 01 2000,11:21
quote:
Originally posted by Spydir Web:
And I never quite understood what a fat old guy dressed in red that breaks into people's houses by the chimney has to do with the birth of a religious "savior"... must just be the atheist in me...

quote:
Originally posted by MattimeoZ80:
it doesn't have anything to do with religion... just something to tell the kids as to "why" they get presents so they won't want their parents to give them presents all the time.

that's not right either; st. nick was actually a person who secretly put money in people's socks(other gifts too), but he only did it for the poor(does that mean that rich pricks shouldn't get gifts?); because of these actions he was hailed as a saint by the catholic church. the name was demented from st. nick to the english translation santa claus from the original german "sankt nikolaus". btw, st. nick wasn't fat, bearded, or red. more demention.

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Posted by Bozeman on Dec. 01 2000,14:34
Santa is red because of the Coca Cola corporation. Yes, the same one who supplies us with the wonderfully addictive goodness of Coke. Their advertisements had him in a red suit, and it caught on.

Happy Holidays.

Posted by aventari on Dec. 01 2000,19:27
really? well, unfortunately that's not terribly hard to believe. Do you know around what time this was? If it was all that recent it should be common knowledge, but you never know

Blain: thanks! :]

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Posted by incubus on Dec. 01 2000,23:30
Yeah ... Santa Claus is from the christian Saint Nicholas. He was a thin guy that wore a green suit. Then coca-cola got it and made him a fat red guy.
Posted by Sithiee on Dec. 02 2000,03:06
saint nicks day is the 6th of december...
Posted by Bozeman on Dec. 02 2000,11:17
It was a while ago. Go to a Coca Cola bottling museum. (there's one in Las Vegas) They will tell you the history, and also let you drink as much Coke products as you want for free.

Almost makes you want to pull your shirt over your head and mutter gibberish in spanish.

Posted by The_Hiro on Dec. 02 2000,15:48
1931 marketing campaign.
Posted by CatKnight on Dec. 02 2000,20:13
Klipsch ProMedia v.2-400 speakers. aahh.

and some money to pay for credit card bills, food, medicine, water, unimportant stuff like that.

Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 23 2000,17:48
*pushes topic to top*
heh heh

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