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Topic: Midget Gang! Run for your lives!
started by: CatKnight

Posted by CatKnight on Mar. 19 2001,02:04

My friend's roommate had big bruises all over her neck. I asked her what happened. She said a midget beat her up. I said "no way you're fucking with me" and she said "no seriously, he beat me up at work cuz I did't see his head over the counter!"

thats gotta suck

Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 19 2001,02:17

Midget!!

<midget>I swear it wasn't me! I can't even get out of this fucking cage! Nyahaha... </midget>

Then what do you have to say about the airplane tickets to Pennsylvania I found? Huh?

<midget>WHAT!? How did you find those! Who told you about that!</midget>

... YOU just did!

TIME FOR YOUR BEATING! Oh... and I guess we're going to have to move you into an electrified cage now...

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Posted by melk0r on Mar. 19 2001,19:55

yeah.. hence the sarcasm.

maybe they SHOULD make a left slanted italics for such internet sarcasm.

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Posted by melk0r on Mar. 20 2001,05:30

how is that midget 'spose to piss in an electrified cage?

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Posted by Observer on Mar. 20 2001,05:41

I think that was the point.

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Posted by LazyGit on Mar. 20 2001,08:49

I pissed myself watching TV on saturday night. There's this programme that shows clips from TV on other countries of weird/ funny stuff and they had one clip of some guy getting a total ass kicking from a couple of dwarfs. It was hilarious cos they really were laying into the guy and they looked like they were body builders too.

BTW I've met Kenny Baker and he played R2D2. HA!
cheers

Posted by DjSokol on Mar. 20 2001,18:56

double post

This message has been edited by DjSokol on March 21, 2001 at 01:57 PM

Posted by DjSokol on Mar. 20 2001,18:57

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
My friend's roommate had big bruises all over her neck. I asked her what happened. She said a midget beat her up. I said "no way you're fucking with me" and she said "no seriously, he beat me up at work cuz I did't see his head over the counter!"
thats gotta suck

the obvious flaw in the story: how is a midget going to reach a full-grown human's neck?

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Posted by CatKnight on Mar. 20 2001,20:13

he was punching up. she's not that tall anyway.

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Mar. 20 2001,20:19

I'd love to get in a fight with a midget. Think about it: you could grab his stubby little arms and spin and spin and spin...then chuck his ass as far as possible!