Forum: The Classroom
Topic: If you could choose you death, what would it be?
started by: Commander_Chimp
Posted by Commander_Chimp on Jun. 24 2000,03:41
I would choose to die by being shot to death hundreds of times by special forces soliders in a building complex, after I had killed hundreds of people in a sucidal shooting spree in Silicon Valley. I figure if I am going to die why not take the lives of all those damn worthless YUPS (Young Urban Professionals) with me. Also I would take out Bill Gates and Warren Buffet as my first targets. This is all hypothetical of course.
Posted by Nero on Jun. 24 2000,13:55
this is a morbid topic. o.k. anything would be better than drowning, but for pure effect i have to rip off someone else's (not sure where it came from originally) idea.you get on top of a tall building around rush hour. tie a rope to your ankles and a shorter piece of piano wire to your neck. glue your hands to your face and jump. of course the piano wire will sever your head from your neck so the head will then hang from your hands while you dangle upside down over a crowd of onlookers. eh, you'd make the news anyway... ------------------
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Posted by Dead72 on Jun. 24 2000,14:08
I would have to say decapitation for my choice of death, as too seeing your own dismembered body lying limp would be something of a panic before your brain dies. ...or the piano wire idea sounds cool also. ...or the possibility of being thrown into the void of space and the cause of death that of your blood boiling out all the gases that it contains.
Posted by tr0n on Jun. 24 2000,14:44
Taking the pain factor into considerstion, I would personally like to freeze to death. Your body goes numb, you dont feel a thing.------------------
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Posted by Hellraiser on Jun. 24 2000,15:40
Anything instantaneous and painless would suit me fine, but I'd like to be around a few years yet.------------------
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Posted by Lordbrandon on Jun. 24 2000,16:37
I plan not to ever die
Posted by Kayy on Jun. 24 2000,16:44
I would never die, I'd just be hooked up to a mainframe in 50 or so years when they have the tech to do it, and then go about hax0ring every damn thing there was in existence that I could get to.Far fetched as it may be, I have this notion that the ability to travel round the world in a matter of seconds through people's phone lines would be indeed a very cool experience, unless they were on a 14.4 dialup, in which case you'd probably never get there or get cut off halfway. ------------------
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Posted by Rhydant on Jun. 24 2000,17:06
i dunno what is it about piloting a strike-space craft, but if there is one way to go, i'd like to be shot down Star Wars style------------------
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Posted by Kolben on Jun. 24 2000,18:46
I would laugh myself to death...like my great grandfather  Noone has said anything funny enough yet, tho'. But the early bastardizations supplied with some wazzup..with beer, could surely do it. So never mix them if you wanna survive. And I'm sure cr0 would start feeling guilty about it too...
Posted by Bozeman on Jun. 24 2000,23:19
How do you define death? If death is the end of all biological functions in your body, then I would like my brain uploaded into a computer A.I. mainframe, so that my consciousness would not be erased from the universe when my body is decaying. I am an atheist, so I don't believe in an afterlife. Computer immortality looks like the only real option.
Posted by XaSERaX on Jun. 25 2000,01:10
i would like to die having sex and climaxing. letting my heart give out like in all those movies------------------
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Posted by aventari on Jun. 25 2000,01:21
i am going to live forever. or die trying------------------
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Posted by Loser on Jun. 25 2000,01:47
I just picture myself burying a knife in my chest. Kind of slow and painful, of course, but what the hell, so's life.
Posted by Octavian on Jun. 25 2000,02:04
i'm with the chimp; i would have to do something momentous so people would try for decades to find a motive, not believing that i did it just to silence a fraction of the dumbasses of the world.that said, it would probably be in a police shoot out in a crowded mall. malls have a BUNCH of stupid people in them, and their layouts would be easy to cover if you had one or two other people. if you wore good enough armor, they would have to get really powerful guns or a skilled sharpshooter, both of which would almost be instantaneous death depending on where i get hit and the skill of the shooter. or rig a huge bomb and make them come close to get you and blow them all at the last moment, it would be painless. . . sorry, have to take my pills now. or peacefully in my sleep after a long fulfilling life. you know, whatever. it's all the same.
Posted by Commander_Chimp on Jun. 25 2000,02:16
That is the way I figure It too. If I am going to die I love to go out Matrix Lobby Style (except with more guns and more explosives) I wanna walk into a building, or a mall and just take out some people for no reason and let all the people of the world ponder it for ages to come. I think a video game like that would be so awesome it make all these activitist groups against guns, sex, violence crap in there pants. I let us all fullfill our fanasties with out ever harming a person. Only electrons would be harmed. By the way Sorry i can't speel its not my fault blame those damn schools! :-)
Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 25 2000,13:58
Well, the first game I ever played was Renegade (Mr. Kunio), and ever since then I've wanted to beat up street punks and throw them in holes and then get on the subway! YEAH!Then I played Super Mario Brothers and I want to die falling in a bottomless pit! WHEEEEEEEE! But the other day I played Chu Chu Rocket and before I die, I want to get some mice and put them in a bottle rocket and shoot them into the air! HOORAY! I can't wait till Pantie Raider comes out!! (yup, no joke! a game where you steal celeb's close to take pictures of their panties!!!)  All those theories are right! I play a game and want to do EXCATLY what I did in REAL life!  ------------------
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Posted by DuSTman on Jun. 26 2000,05:02
I kinda think it would be interesting to die by being forced to eat nothing but ball bearings.I just have no idea what that would feel like... It would be interesting when you defocate a torrent of small steel balls after a couple of days.. I expect you would grow weary of it.
Posted by adeadlyintegral on Jun. 27 2000,00:58
it'd be real interesting if you could magnetize the mass of ball bearings resting in your stomach. that way, you could double as a refrigerator without the food. also you could destroy sensitive data by rubbing floppy disks on your abs, make monitors do real crazy stuff when you walk by, ruin everyone's radio reception, remote control cars driving past you would careen out of control, old guys with pacemakers around you... ech... cool stuff man:-)
Posted by Ozymandias on Jun. 28 2000,20:23
It's tough, but I've narrowed it down to two choices:
Be a bus driver my whole life, and be the nicest bus driver ever. Always be curtious to everyone, especially the elderly passengers. And find out the day and time of the week when there's the most passengers on, and on that day, take a bomb, and at the time go off my usual route into either the busiest part of town or a really important part of town, and the set the bomb off.Or, I'd like to die going off a cliff after a high speed car chase in which I threw various body parts of my victims at the police after running out of bullets. Because that would be just plain l33t.
Posted by The_Hiro on Jun. 29 2000,23:10
Kolben: Monty Python aside, there has been an actual documented case of death from laughter. It's really < not that funny >.[This message has been edited by The_Hiro (edited June 29, 2000).]
Posted by Hellraiser on Jun. 30 2000,00:25
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Posted by Kolben on Jun. 30 2000,13:43
T_H...you're taking all the fun away from it. Like they would have said in the Flying Circus. "I dun't beliiieeeve, juu". But if you woulden't me laughing myself to death, then I'd prefer screwing my girlfriend until I drop But rather....let's all agree that we won't die?
Posted by jptech on Jul. 01 2000,19:06
OK, some of you seem to have watched Monty Python. "Meaning of Life", towards the end. The guy who gets to pick how he is going to die?
I know a lot of people who'd like to go like that =)
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