Topic: The Cheesecake Dilemma
started by: CatKnight
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Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
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Originally posted by askheaves:
Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
What game was that in... .....
Dammit!
Anyhow, I'm just surprised- of all the things you COULD think of, why the cheesecake thing? Dammit man, just eat the damn thing and put that cheesecakes worrying out of it's misery.
matrix, man. the matrix. 
by the way, why didn't they make a matrix video game? seems like that would make a kick ass fps...
after further consideration, I realized that no matter what time frame or mathod occurs, the cheesecake will at some point meet it's demise. reflecting on the practices of euthanasia, who's purpose is to relief suffering, I have decided to consume the cheesecake.
*snarf* *gobble* *chow* *chomp* *slurp*
ahhhhhh.......
all your calories are belong to us
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Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
by the way, why didn't they make a matrix video game? seems like that would make a kick ass fps...
Maybe they will if the matrix 2 and 3 turn out to be as popular as the first...
I think solid was saying it was a game as a kinda little joke, BTW
(I'm not going to quote this properly) You know that the cheese cake isn't real. When you bite into it, your brain tells you is squishy and rich and sweet... ignorance is bliss (you get the point)
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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!
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Originally posted by DuSTman:
Maybe they will if the matrix 2 and 3 turn out to be as popular as the first...
have you seen the matrix? how the hell do you make a sequel to a movie with no plot to speak of. i guess you could start over and have the "real world" be another matrix. *lame* it would be a sweet level game but fps? i am more old school when it comes to games. mario bros 3 now that was entertaining.
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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
cheesecake sux
HAY DKB STFU WITH ALL THET JIBBAH JABBAH J00 CRAXY FOO!!!!
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Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
by the way, why didn't they make a matrix video game? seems like that would make a kick ass fps...
Download 3Dmark 2001. Part of the test, and demo, is a recreation of the lobby scene. Kinda cool.
On a side note; the (demo) tree scene = ownz my system, (about 5 fps @ 1024 X 768 32bit) but makes me want to cream my pants. Sooooooooooooooooooo cool.
By being eaten, you are fulfilling its purpose in this universe.
Why do you mock it by teasing it, by not eating it?
edit: puncuation
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This message has been edited by masher on March 16, 2001 at 10:47 PM
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Originally posted by Blain:
On a side note; the (demo) tree scene = ownz my system, (about 5 fps @ 1024 X 768 32bit) but makes me want to cream my pants. Sooooooooooooooooooo cool.
Done with programmable pixel shaders, but unfortunately only the Geforce 3 has programmable pixel shaders, so it kinda has to emulate the pixel shader in software to do the scene, hence 5FPS..
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Ah screw it.
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