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started by: RenegadeSnark

Posted by RenegadeSnark on Mar. 14 2001,12:15

I am a hot mofo:

share...discuss

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Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 14 2001,12:58

Multitasking: Det Net in background... porn in forground...

PG: *FAP FAP FAP*
SPERM: *SPLAT*
MOUSE: *CLICK*
MONITOR: *Porn closes... Det Net comes to forground*
PG: *See's RenegadeSnark's pic*
SPERM: *SCREAM! Runs back up PG's urethra*

Heh... that sucked!

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Posted by WillyPete on Mar. 14 2001,14:21

We discussed it. we agree on the 'mofo' part - just not the 'hot' part.

Posted by Vigilante on Mar. 14 2001,14:55

Ditch the fag, foo'.

Posted by MeatJam on Mar. 14 2001,16:23

wish my camera had a field of view that large. Crappy cheap webcam >

Posted by RenegadeSnark on Mar. 14 2001,19:48

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
But cigarettes always make 15 year olds look cool. Especially unlit ones... then again, mommy probably took away the matches after the bathroom exploded. So does plywood. Lots of plywood makes the man.

The one thing I will not tolerate is being given an invalid, indirect reason I smoke, especially if the party in question does not know me. I smoke - and I started smoking - to have peace and quiet to think. I used to get cig buzzes, but I continue to smoke for the thinking time.

My friend shot that pic when I was about to go outside to smoke... I thought it looked good.

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Mar. 14 2001,19:52

tsk tsk, too many people take things too seriously.

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 14 2001,20:35

cigarettes: all you avioli are belong to us!

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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!

Posted by Neophyre on Mar. 14 2001,20:42

/me passes paper bag to snark

Posted by fire_502 on Mar. 14 2001,20:57

he looks like he'll make a good frat boy. not in one of the scummy frats, one of the preppier ones where you have to be a cutie to get in.

Posted by luth13n on Mar. 14 2001,21:09

Hey, hottie guy, you'd look a lot better without the cigarette, trust me.
You can think while doing less dangerous things, too.

Edit: less dangerous to your health, that is.

This message has been edited by luth13n on March 15, 2001 at 04:10 PM

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Mar. 14 2001,21:30

What I find hilarious is that the cigarette is not even lit.

Posted by kuru on Mar. 14 2001,22:06

oh boy. another fucking picture thread.

and people think that i fish for compliments nad kiss asses.

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Posted by Rhydant on Mar. 14 2001,23:26

your... watch... is huge!

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Posted by Rhydant on Mar. 14 2001,23:26

wrist-watch, that is.
...perverts.

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 14 2001,23:28

why do you think hes using the other hand. i doubt he can lift the other arm. most be some sort of anti-jerkoff mechanism

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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Mar. 14 2001,23:37

!!!!!

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 14 2001,23:50

??????

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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Mar. 15 2001,02:01

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
??????

!!!!! = laughing my ass off

Posted by askheaves on Mar. 15 2001,05:14

quote:
Originally posted by Vigilante:
Ditch the fag, foo'.

But cigarettes always make 15 year olds look cool. Especially unlit ones... then again, mommy probably took away the matches after the bathroom exploded. So does plywood. Lots of plywood makes the man.

Posted by hal0 on Mar. 15 2001,05:16

crop. thumbnail. compression. these are just a few of terms you can learn in adobe photoshop.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 15 2001,11:46

This gives me an idea...

I've decided to raise money for college through blackmail! You see, while I was stoned and eating peeps, I took some pictures of my FULLY erect penis. So, send me some money through Paypal (บ should be enough), or I post them in a few days days!

ALL BASE... yada yada... HA HA HA HA !!

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Posted by askheaves on Mar. 15 2001,13:20

You should have balanced a peep on the end of it, Jeep

I don't know why, but with you, the word 'fully' makes me laugh.

Posted by LazyGit on Mar. 15 2001,16:24

That guy really does have tiny little hands, And tiny little wrists, I've seen that watch on mates and it's a lot smaller on a real person.

I'd take a picture of my penis FULLY erect if I could, but you have to coat things in gold before you can use an electron microscope on them.

Why do I always put myself down?

I think I might post a picture of me looking like a kiddy fiddler if I can find one.
cheers

Posted by askheaves on Mar. 15 2001,18:20

quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
BTW, RenegadeSnark, shrink that pic by about 50\% or so, jesus christ! If you don't, I'll replace it with something else you won't fancy.

You mean like that time you guys got drunk and he fell asleep and you put your dick in his mouth and took a picture?

T&P Rule

Posted by cr0bar on Mar. 16 2001,00:12

Just as I expected! He brings my ethnicity into question (what's that got to do with anything?) and haughtily suggests that he won't be giving me any money (as if I ever asked him for any).

Of course, what do you expect of a kid who gets tens of thousands of dollars for his birthday?

I hope this has been edifying.

Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 16 2001,00:19

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
You should have balanced a peep on the end of it, Jeep

DAMMIT! I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT!!! But it would actually be pretty though, man. It goes STRAIT UP! (well, not STRAIT up, but using LL Adam C's analogy, I'm at 11 O Clock)

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Posted by fatbitch on Mar. 16 2001,00:34

go cr0bar! now your into the swing of it

Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 16 2001,02:17

<paraphrase syf0n>
stop making fun of me. but, do whatever makes you happy. im better than you. dont try to make fun of me!
</paraphrase syf0n>

always with the contradicting!

Posted by masher on Mar. 16 2001,03:51

quote:
Originally posted by LazyGit:

but you have to coat things in gold before you can use an electron microscope on them.

or carbon. Sometimes they use platinum as well...

edit: UBB greeblies
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This message has been edited by masher on March 16, 2001 at 10:58 PM

Posted by cr0bar on Mar. 16 2001,05:57

That's because he's anorexic. That, or bulimic, I forget. Both mental illnesses are manifestations of low self esteem and anxiety over others' opinions of one's self.

This insecurity is manifested in syf0n's tendency to always point out what cool toys he has (the watch, the porsche, the expensive digital camera, etc). It will also be evident in any attempts syf0n makes to discredit my analysis.

(I'm an asshole.)

BTW, RenegadeSnark, shrink that pic by about 50\% or so, jesus christ! If you don't, I'll replace it with something else you won't fancy.

Posted by fatbitch on Mar. 16 2001,09:09

syf0n if i bother you THAT much, why not just ignore me? oh yea thats right, you cant, cause you continually have to prove that youre better than others

here comes a reply something like "you dont bother me, i reply to you cause you only write utter useless crap/nonsense/whatever". ok dude...

Posted by LazyGit on Mar. 16 2001,12:24

You still can't though, can you, syf0n?

You left youself so wide open. I could not resist, cheap shots can be fun sometimes.

'in-joke'? Yeah, one you're not in on.
cheers

Posted by fatbitch on Mar. 16 2001,12:54

"...Your write things so retarted and inane that a 4 year old could write good retorts..."

so where was yours? please quote ANY of your replies to me that you feel have been "good retorts", i want to know what you are talking about

Posted by SimplyModest on Mar. 16 2001,16:08

quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
No you don't write utterly useless crap/whatever. Your write things so retarted and inane that a 4 year old could write good retorts, and it's almost impossible not to!

it honestly looks like a 4 year old wrote that sentence.. if you're going to bash the was someone writes... at least make sure you do it correctly yourself..

Posted by Psychosomatic_plague on Mar. 16 2001,16:16

Can't we all just get along???

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Posted by SimplyModest on Mar. 16 2001,17:13

quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
I advise you stop flappin'. In fact, I really urge you to. I think you should. Really. Whatever floats your boat, though. I'm not anorexic, fool. I bet I run faster and jump higher than you too! Pot smoking doesn't count as a sport, don't try to pretend it's one.

i was always under the impression that you try not and threaten the sysop ?.. ahwell. someone let me know if i've been missimformed.

Posted by SimplyModest on Mar. 16 2001,20:34

quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
I'm there with ya, Psycho, but scroll back up, or go back to the last page, and look who started it ;op
I'm curious to know how many of you actually want to see a picture of me.

not me... but ill post one .. why the hell not..

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*edit - fix link

This message has been edited by SimplyModest on March 18, 2001 at 02:57 PM

Posted by fatbitch on Mar. 16 2001,22:30

actually cr0 started it, then i agreed (and did nothing more than agree) and then you went off at me syfon

Posted by SimplyModest on Mar. 16 2001,22:34

quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
Woohoo, yer a sexy bitch aren't ya ;op

oh yeah...

and look how happy!

Posted by Psychosomatic_plague on Mar. 16 2001,23:13

i think syf0n is dissin' on you fatbitch. you goin' let him get away with that?
j/k i'm sorry. I... can't... help... it... urge to kill... rising.
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Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 16 2001,23:58

Unbelivable! Is that legal? That's gotta hurt! Somebody call security! And it's a total debocal! You have to give credit!

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Posted by Psychosomatic_plague on Mar. 17 2001,00:11

oh you wanna start somethin'?

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Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 17 2001,00:13

I was very upset when I checked out my paypal account... I received TWO Paypal payments! Why was I UPSET? ... THEY WERE BOTH FROM WOMEN!!

Oh well... thanks anyway...

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Posted by Psychosomatic_plague on Mar. 17 2001,00:29

Syf0n I'm sorry...can we please just forget all the arguing and be regular? PLEASE?! It's getting agitating to have to come in here and argu with someone I'm sure can't argue back. Sorry about nasty stuff I said.

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Posted by fatbitch on Mar. 17 2001,06:29

all i did was agree with cr0bar, and lightheartedly too, i didnt start getting vicious until you did syf

Posted by LazyGit on Mar. 17 2001,09:19

Please try not to be nice and regular ro each other, that's what real life's for. This is a message board, be bitchy, it's your right. And it's also very amusing.
cheers

Posted by SimplyModest on Mar. 17 2001,14:36

quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:

Modest....ya look stoned, ya big horny bitch! ;op

its actually a high school pick... (yes.. this lucky son-o'-da' bitch was on the 'style' page..).. so i prally was stoned.. and i DEFFINANTLY was horny.

Posted by SimplyModest on Mar. 17 2001,19:59

ok.. so why doesnt someone else pipe in with a pic..

common.. (no one cares what you look like!.. we're just curious..)

Posted by kuru on Mar. 17 2001,21:05

plague: stop fucking putting an image in EVERY post.

as if it doesn't already take long enough for me to load these god damn pages.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by incubus on Mar. 17 2001,22:22

quote:
Originally posted by syf0n:
you know, I don't think anyone else has bothered to post a friggin' picture! Here, this is semi-famous already, at least in these parts...
< enjoy. >
ha, like I'm going to send you a real picture!

Dude, you have huge thumbs. Go see a doctor.

Posted by aventari on Mar. 17 2001,23:34

Some put some food in that boy, for Jeebus's sake!!

Posted by Psychosomatic_plague on Mar. 18 2001,00:03

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
plague: stop fucking putting an image in EVERY post.
as if it doesn't already take long enough for me to load these god damn pages.

In consideration of all the ppl on 14.4, 28.8 and 36.6 modems i will stop using that pic sig all the time.

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Posted by shiznit on Mar. 18 2001,01:14

quote:
Originally posted by LazyGit:
Please try not to be nice and regular ro each other, that's what real life's for. This is a message board, be bitchy, it's your right. And it's also very amusing.
cheers

AMEN!! What are forums for afterall?

anyways, here's me with some help from photoshop obviously. mwahahaha

Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 18 2001,02:03

DO YOU KNOW HOW SCARRY YOUR HANDS ARE!? Allow me to demonstrait...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Posted by incubus on Mar. 18 2001,03:50

Nope, no afro, as seen with my l337 anti-photoshop filter :

And syf0n I maintain you have abnormal hands. Didn't mommy tell you to switch at 100? That's what I do! :P

Mike

edit : I'm so l337 I put <> instead of [] for UBB tags. Duh.

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This message has been edited by incubus on March 18, 2001 at 10:56 PM

Posted by fatbitch on Mar. 18 2001,12:15

wtf how did you do that incubus?

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 18 2001,12:33

i could tell you but i dont want you falling asleep at the wheel

. its not that hard when you know how but i aint tellin >:]

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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!

Posted by Blowgoats on May 08 2001,16:08

Cheese!!!

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