Forum: The Classroom
Topic: ABC's of Windows
started by: TheTaxMan
Posted by TheTaxMan on Aug. 16 2001,19:49
I hate windows with a passion. One of these days I will teach myself a new OS, but until that day comes, I will continue to bash it mercilessly and reinstall and format on a regular basis.So, I propose we come up with the ABC's of Windows Hatred. I don't know if this has been done before, but don't go pull it of some other website  Try and restrain yourself to a couple letters to, more fun for everyone. I guess I'll start: A is for Application Error, regardless of who's program it is, I blame Microsoft
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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.
Posted by demonk on Aug. 16 2001,20:00
B is for Blue Screen of Death. Always MS's fault.
Posted by LiNeY on Aug. 16 2001,20:28
C is for Constant bugs in all programs
Posted by hal0 on Aug. 16 2001,20:52
d is for default error 
e is for error
f is for failure------------------
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Posted by Ash on Aug. 16 2001,21:04
G is for general protection fault
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Aug. 16 2001,21:07
H is for H8x0r5, as in not used by;This message has been edited by Dark Knight Bob on August 17, 2001 at 04:24 PM
Posted by Cyrino on Aug. 16 2001,21:17
I is for Illegal Operations that piss me off to no end
Posted by [liquid] meta on Aug. 16 2001,21:27
J is for joke...as in the joke of a ceo monkey boy is (see front page)------------------
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Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Aug. 17 2001,01:04
k is for kernel crash... not again.
Posted by mqa on Aug. 17 2001,01:10
L is for lasting brain damage, which is what you'll get from using it
Posted by demonk on Aug. 17 2001,01:40
M is for the shit load of Money that MS and Bill Gates make by analy raping both the user and the industry in general.------------------
10 PRINT "HOME"
20 PRINT "SWEET"
30 GOTO 10
Posted by Nikita on Aug. 17 2001,02:58
N is for Nothing - which is what you'll be left with after the computer croaks w/ all your files (and after MS takes all your money, of course)
Posted by SLATE on Aug. 17 2001,03:18
O is for Oh, I have to pay for a large bug fix!? (ie: win95 to 98 upgrade)
Posted by YouGunnaStopMe? on Aug. 17 2001,04:47
P is for Pain in the Ass.or P is for Professional torture, what all the employees of microsoft should be put through if they put out another buggy OS.
Posted by j0eSmith on Aug. 17 2001,07:27
Q - is for Quick. Quick to sap all of your memory.------------------
When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
Posted by LiNeY on Aug. 17 2001,10:06
R is for retarded. This applies to Bill Gates, the OS, and everything else to do with MS...
Posted by t|nt|n on Aug. 17 2001,14:25
S is for snails pace, the speed at which it runs
Posted by hal0 on Aug. 17 2001,19:13
V is for Virtual Device Driver load failure...------------------
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Posted by SLATE on Aug. 17 2001,21:22
W is for Why Windows!?!?!
Posted by askheaves on Aug. 17 2001,22:38
X is for Xylophone... which sounds better than the startup noise.
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Aug. 17 2001,23:06
Y is for Yell, which all Win users do;
Z is for zero, as in dollars, 'cause I copied it from you
Posted by demonk on Aug. 17 2001,23:51
This is now one of my all time favorite threads. Thanks TheTaxMan! It was great!
Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 18 2001,03:08
aw, i didnt get to post one....------------------
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Posted by incubus on Aug. 18 2001,05:13
T is for Three-Finger-Salute, otherwise known as Ctrl-Alt-Del.Want something to work? Better 'end task'. <g>
Posted by Ash on Aug. 18 2001,05:52
U is for Upgrade, which is available every 6 months with a bunch of new security holes and bugs.-Ash
Posted by t|nt|n on Aug. 18 2001,08:39
Yeah, this really was a great thread.*hats off*
Posted by SLATE on Aug. 18 2001,18:06
So, now that its all said and done, which letter did you like the best?
Posted by Vigilante on Aug. 18 2001,18:33
The letter 2, my friend.
Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 18 2001,19:07
well fuck you too DKB
Posted by TheTaxMan on Aug. 18 2001,19:50
X rules all. X is always xylophone ------------------
quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.
Posted by solid on Aug. 19 2001,00:26
Well, I actually like the X-box since it's technically superior, I don't know what faults it has because it's not out yet.. but you could've/should've made X for X-box...
Posted by j0eSmith on Aug. 19 2001,04:22
*slowly loads gun*------------------
When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Aug. 19 2001,05:48
and not a sign of CK to ruin it thank christ.
Posted by DngrMouse on Aug. 19 2001,18:48
S is for shut the fuck up and look at your options:a. Use another OS or keep your mouth closed.
b. Install Windows 2000 and never speak of crashing or errors again.
Posted by TheTaxMan on Aug. 19 2001,22:21
Leave your bitching in another thread. In case you hadn't noticed, we were having fun.------------------
quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.
Posted by SLATE on Aug. 20 2001,00:36
quote:
Originally posted by DngrMouse:
S is for shut the fuck up and look at your options:a. Use another OS or keep your mouth closed.
b. Install Windows 2000 and never speak of crashing or errors again.
Yeah, go die.
Posted by SLATE on Aug. 20 2001,00:37
Oh yeah, didn't you promise to go away after I did something, which I remember I did, but don't remember what it was?
Posted by hal0 on Aug. 20 2001,05:00
haven't seen any faults? The X-Box made console history at the CES (I think) by being the first console ever to: (a) have 128 bit graphics (b) have the most powerful video card or (c) actually crash, complete with Blue Screen of Death.Take a wild guess what the answer is. ------------------
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Posted by beuges on Aug. 20 2001,07:53
quote:
Originally posted by DngrMouse:
S is for shut the fuck up and look at your options:a. Use another OS or keep your mouth closed.
b. Install Windows 2000 and never speak of crashing or errors again.
Dude, I AM THE FUCKING CRASH-MASTER!!! win2k *setup* crashed on my pc. i re-install my os on average twice every month cos win2k fucking crashes. i am not a dumbass who doesnt know what i'm doing, i just have the awesome knack of completely fux0ring any os that ms tosses at me, i.e. win95, win95 OSR2, win98, win98se, winme, nt4, win2k and whistler. although, to be fair, i get the least crashes from 2000 This message has been edited by beuges on August 21, 2001 at 02:55 AM
Posted by incubus on Aug. 21 2001,01:06
D is for DngrMouse = gay
Posted by pengu1nn on Aug. 21 2001,14:01
quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
D is for DngrMouse = gay
everyone knows that, stop wasting bandwith
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