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Topic: favorite expression?
started by: CatKnight

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 09 2001,16:24

I am going skydiving on satarday, and I'm trying to decide on what to yell when I jump out of the plane. So far I'm thinking about

"BIIIIIIIIITCHHINNNN!!!!"
or perhaps
"www00000000000t!!!"

any other suggestions?

Posted by Jynx on Oct. 09 2001,16:27

I JUST PEED MY PAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaants!

Every time I think of skydiving, I remember the scene in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" with Eddie, Bugs Bunny, and Mickey Mouse. You know that scene...

Posted by Spydir on Oct. 09 2001,16:49

"catknight's a lamer who can't even decide what he wants to say when he falls from a plaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

just an idea

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 09 2001,16:56

Sorry, I have to.

w00t? 1 0wn j00 gr4v1ty! j00 r m1 b1tch!

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Posted by miNus on Oct. 09 2001,19:17

CK, I dare you to say "w0000000000t" as you jump out of the plane.

You'll sound like a complete moron and your tandem partner will beat the fsck out of you as soon as you get back on the ground. Who knows, maybe even earlier.
I searched all over, and I cannot find in any dictionary how to pronounce the letter '0' (zero).
Make it good, they may be your last words. You never know what could happen when stupid people jump out of planes.

My suggestions are:

Peeeeeeeeeniiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss!
miNus is teh wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!
(to freak out your tandem partner) Look at my huge ereeeeeeeeeeeeeeectioooooooooon!

edit: And in case you guys haven't noticed, I have assumed the position of CK flamer. Just at a more intelligent and less ignorant level.

This message has been edited by miNus on October 10, 2001 at 04:30 PM

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 09 2001,22:22

l33t-I really like that and I think I'll use it!

miNus-I have already decided on what to say before I jump, as my last words.

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 09 2001,23:40

Wait a minute, Jews can't fly! JEWS CAN'T FLYYYYY!!!!!

Posted by miNus on Oct. 10 2001,00:04

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
l33t-I really like that and I think I'll use it!
miNus-I have already decided on what to say before I jump, as my last words.

And what are they!?

Oh yeah, I forgot, I don't care.

(oh yeah, anyone know how to make it so Show Signature is enabled by default?)

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Posted by hal0 on Oct. 10 2001,00:31

1...2....3.... see ya.

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Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 10 2001,00:48

Just hope shifter doesn't work packing parachutes...

edit - I nevar lernd ot epsell.

This message has been edited by ASCIIMan on October 10, 2001 at 09:19 PM

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 10 2001,00:54

shifter? work? i doubt it.

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 10 2001,01:40

never know.. he may just pop up out of no where...

i would shout, "| 4m L333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333ttt!!"

or if not as radical, shout, "i am the greatest man in the world, all should bow before me in my magnificance, do as i say, and thou shall be spared the wrath of my hand, for i am your god!" ...if i was jumping...

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Posted by aletros on Oct. 10 2001,05:17

leet: lol.
Spydir: why?
Cat: I'm jealous. And "WooHoo!"

Posted by ShakerMaker on Oct. 10 2001,06:27

Expression for a real ugly bird: I've seen better looking heads hanging over a piss trough.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 10 2001,12:30

hmm let me see what would i say?

Alan Partridge:
"jurassic park!"
"access to diXONS!"
"kiss my face!"

Chris Morris (GOD):
"uzi lover!"
"gurls in the road, statues driving cars, WHATS GOING ON?!"
"wheres your self-re-cocking-spect!"

Mr T:
"i aint jumping outta no plane fool!"

Misc:
"you wanna be famous? spread that bitch ass!"
"i'm afraid i've just cum"
"die bitch!"
"Dark Knight Bob fell a long way"
"by the power of greyskull... I HAVE THE POWER!"

in reality i'd probably shout "FUCK ME WHERES THE FUCKING CORD AGAIN!"

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Posted by askheaves on Oct. 10 2001,12:49

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"Shiiiiiiiit!"

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 10 2001,16:55

lol! as long as my tandum partner doesn't say "hold my beer and watch this!" just before we jump out!

Posted by ShakerMaker on Oct. 11 2001,11:57

Surely "Show us your tits" deserves a mention.

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Oct. 11 2001,15:26

All you are going to hear is:

"3...2...1...GERON- CHRRRCRRCRCRCRCRRCRRCRCRCRCRCRCRCRRC

(the 'CRCCRC' part is the wind funneling down your throat)

Posted by porn_dealer on Oct. 11 2001,19:50

quote:
(the 'CRCCRC' part is the wind funneling down your throat)

Don't forget the hot load. Crap, I've said too much.

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Posted by pengu1nn on Oct. 12 2001,05:26

2 things scare me, one is snakes, the other is airplanes. i don't have wings, i'm not ment to fly (sept. 11, doesn't help much either) i have never flown, in fact i get sick to my stomach just thinkin about it

don't do it ck.

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 12 2001,18:38

well skydiving kicked ass. I'll have pics up in a day or two. I ended up not saying anything when I jumped because the instructor was trying to yell to me intructions and stuff. We jumped out of a ghetto cessna 182 with no doors so it was really noisy.