Topic: Return of the VooDoo Weirdos
started by: forumwhore
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 06 2002,05:33
A few years ago, my g/f and I are getting stoned on the roof. We see a guy leave a bag full of something right on the train tracks.
He looks all around, all paranoid, but never looks *up at us watching him intently.
What's in the bag?
He drives away, circles back and looks all around again.
I so wonder if there's drugs or money in that bag.
I want it.
We run down the stairs and grab the bag and run back with it without looking until we're inside.
one coconut
two eggs
three red carnations
one (hopefully) cow liver
one giant tongue (cow?)
yah. What's that about?
Now I hear funny footsteps by the tracks. I mean, I'm writing about it right now.
I look, and two women dressed in their Sunday best are leaving bags right on the rails.
They sound odd because they're walking in high heels on gravel.
I know what must be in the bags.
I might even go get the eggs for breakfast.
I asked a lot of people that came thru my house and one said it was voodoo and I live where three roads cross.
kay then.
Ideas?
Posted by BlackFlag on Jul. 06 2002,08:28
voodoo is bullshit.voodoo is just a paranormal mind-fuck. it doesn't work unless you let the person you're fucking with know you're fucking with them.
Voodoo is weak. very. wicca on the other hand, has more power, but beware the dark side of the force, luke.
Posted by Bob_the_Cannibal on Jul. 06 2002,09:37
"my friends need to be punished"
Posted by Dysorderia on Jul. 06 2002,16:54
| Quote (BlackFlag @ 06 July 2002,03:28) |
| voodoo is bullshit. voodoo is just a paranormal mind-fuck. it doesn't work unless you let the person you're fucking with know you're fucking with them. Voodoo is weak. very. wicca on the other hand, has more power, but beware the dark side of the force, luke. |
wicca is a religion dumbass
Posted by BlackFlag on Jul. 06 2002,17:34
| Quote (Dysorderia @ 06 July 2002,12:54) |
| wicca is a religion dumbass |
um, so is voodoo, dumbass. was reffering to both in the verb sense, not the noun sense.
Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 06 2002,21:09
does this mean that the jews have special powers as well?hehheh.
fuck this witchcraft bullshit. its all a state of mind.
Posted by Necromancer on Jul. 06 2002,22:11
you're all idiots.
Posted by Bob_the_Cannibal on Jul. 07 2002,03:24
rhy: yes, they have Desert Eagles, Galils, and a badass regular army, and a badass^3 special forces unit.
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 07 2002,03:29
< The Mossad >
Posted by Bozeman on Jul. 07 2002,04:54
Don't worry, forumwhore, there's no such thing as magic. Cash in on the free tongue, if you want.*snicker*
Did you ask them what the fuck kind of spell theyr'e casting? The ingredients seem a bit odd...
Perhaps we should have a forum seance. Everyone hold hands and chant "w00t."
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 07 2002,05:48
That's funny but;I've made people call me from around the world. I didn't know their current number.
It was a lot of effort.
The best I can say is that I thought at them in italics.
With as much passion as I could drum up.
It's the feeling you know.