Topic: Real Razors; Now I Know
started by: forumwhore
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,11:48
been using lectrics all these years.Tried one a girl left.
That is *smooth.
I can feel every hair I missed, dammit.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 16 2002,13:19
And now that you've had that, go to a little italian barber shop and get a straight-razor shave done. 
Posted by Wolfguard on Jul. 16 2002,13:19
get a mach 3. does a great job.
Posted by Darth Liberus on Jul. 16 2002,13:44
exactly.mach 3 = ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jul. 16 2002,14:03
| Quote (Wolfguard @ 16 July 2002,05:19) |
| get a mach 3. does a great job. |
Mach 3 Turbo's you can shave against the grain without ripping your asshole out through your cheek.
Posted by ReetStraver on Jul. 16 2002,14:09
My MaCH ThRE hAs SpeeD hoeLs.
Posted by WillyPete on Jul. 16 2002,15:45
Want smooth.Get mach 3.
Get the Clinique shaving gel.
My sis used to get it free when she worked for L'Oreal.
Women love it.
Posted by jim on Jul. 16 2002,15:47
Mach 3 + Edge Gel = Perfect Military Inspection Shave.
Posted by joelthegreat on Jul. 16 2002,16:13
Your right about the military shave...it works very well. 
Posted by demonk on Jul. 16 2002,17:05
My face is so fucked up that I HAVE to shave against the grain or else why even bother saving! I use a Mach 3 Turbo, and it still chews up my face just under my nose (mustache area). The rest of the face is baby-butt smooth though thanks to it Any suggestions on how NOT to cut my face up when saving mustache region? If I go with the grain, it looks like I haven't realy shaved. If I go against it, I get baby-butt smooth, but I also end up in the emergany room getting blood put back in 
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jul. 16 2002,17:14
| Quote (demonk @ 16 July 2002,09:05) |
| Any suggestions on how NOT to cut my face up when saving mustache region? |
Next time, use fire.
Posted by jim on Jul. 16 2002,17:48
| Quote (demonk @ 16 July 2002,03:05) |
| If I go with the grain, it looks like I haven't realy shaved. If I go against it, I get baby-butt smooth, but I also end up in the emergany room getting blood put back in |
I have the same problem. Which is why I grew a mustache in the military and now have a goatee.
Shaving under the nose just plain fucking sucks, and I always seem to cut my lip!
Posted by demonk on Jul. 16 2002,18:43
If I grew a mustache, I would look like a 70's p0rn star, and not the attractive kind either. I can't grow a gotee since the hairs on my chin aren't thick enough. Damn genetics!
Posted by demonk on Jul. 16 2002,18:45
On the subject of shaving, who here shaves their balls?
Posted by Wolfguard on Jul. 16 2002,18:46
| Quote (demonk @ 16 July 2002,13:43) |
| If I grew a mustache, I would look like a 70's p0rn star, |
Whats wrong with looking like a 70s porn star?
Posted by Vigilante on Jul. 16 2002,19:45
Just use an electric for your lip, and your mach 3 for the rest.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 16 2002,20:36
Mach 3 + Edge Gel is for a smooth face.Other stuff? Hrm... other Mach 3 and soap in the shower.
Posted by fatalbert on Jul. 16 2002,20:49
| Quote (L33T_h4x0r_d00d @ 16 July 2002,09:03) |
| Mach 3 Turbo's you can shave against the grain without ripping your asshole out through your cheek. |
you can do that with the regular mach 3 too, silly...it's the exact same thing as the venus..I know chicks that have pretty thick leg hairs, and women only shave against the grain, so there!...the turbo is just a big gimmick..
I personally shave against the grain everywhere...even my upper lip..but to do this properly, I have to suck in my lips, and run the blades right over my mouth - which is tightly shut, of course - and up to the nose...and then to do the part just under my nose, I open my jaws real wide, but keep my lips together so that it sort of stretches my upper lip down, so that there's more room to maneuver, and then I just carefully work it until I'm smooth...
but I really love going to my local old fashionned barber shop once in a while to get a real shave...my woman loves that, she even comes with me sometimes...
--fatal
p.s. I find that any shaving cream works really well...and that while I'm shaving if I rinse my blade with cold water instead of hot, it isn't as irritating...
Posted by fatalbert on Jul. 16 2002,20:50
| Quote (^Oni^ @ 16 July 2002,15:36) |
| Mach 3 and soap in the shower. |
man, that'll give you a rash...I've seen it.
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jul. 16 2002,21:04
| Quote (fatalbert @ 16 July 2002,12:49) |
| the turbo is just a big gimmick.. |
Well gimmick or not there's an extra applicator pad on the edge that leaves some sort of lube on my face..... Like pg and the enima... the hair just kinda sliiiiides right off. Hmm I wonder if that "lube" could be used for other purposes....
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,21:04
I am overwhelmed by the Mach 3 users;I didn't suspect such a response to that, here it is
Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 16 2002,21:08
i shave after i get out of the shower. that way my skin is soft and shaving upwards doesnt leave a rash.the hair on the right side of my face grows a little faster than the left side. its kind of annoying...
Posted by jim on Jul. 16 2002,21:12
Did anyone else get a Mach 3 on their 18th birthday???I did, and still don't know how they got my name, address, and date of birth...
But on June 12th, 1993 I recieved a Mach 3, and a travel sized thing of their shaving gel in the mail with a Birthday card.
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,21:12
Hold on, I have to write that down....jerkin yer chain, sir.
Posted by Bozeman on Jul. 16 2002,21:24
| Quote (demonk @ 16 July 2002,14:45) |
| On the subject of shaving, who here shaves their balls? |
I think we already did that topic in the sex forum.
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,21:27
yes, and they can pick hairs out of their teeth for all I care.
Posted by ic0n0 on Jul. 16 2002,21:49
I stopped shaving a long time ago, now I am bearded man. I look like the epitome of a caveman.
Posted by Vigilante on Jul. 16 2002,21:59
I haven't shaved in 2 months, or cut my hair in at least 4. Pic forthcoming. 
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Damn stuff only grows thick around my neck... can't get a proper beard. Pisses me off. Oh well, I'm still too lazy to shave.
Posted by one on Jul. 17 2002,00:19
A kid I used to go to school with fancied himself some sort of elf or gnome...he would never cut under his chin, apparently it's some sort of elven thing. Obviously not a human one, because no one would tlak to him -- mostly because of the freakish beard. He also frequently wore a cape to school.
Posted by Beastie Dr on Jul. 17 2002,00:23
I got a Mach 3 on my 18th, also, and have no idea how they got my name and address. However, I'm not going to complain...got it about two weeks ago, used daily since.
Posted by Bozeman on Jul. 17 2002,01:39
| Quote (Beastie Dr @ 16 July 2002,16:23) |
| I got a Mach 3 on my 18th, also, and have no idea how they got my name and address. However, I'm not going to complain...got it about two weeks ago, used daily since. |
...me too. So did my two roommates, and my previous roomate, who was an ass.
Weird.
Posted by Vigilante on Jul. 17 2002,01:46
I didn't get one.
Posted by ic0n0 on Jul. 17 2002,03:19
| Quote (Vigilante @ 16 July 2002,11:46) |
| I didn't get one. |
Dude looking at your pic i do not think you need one.....sorry.
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jul. 17 2002,14:34
| Quote (Vigilante @ 16 July 2002,13:59) |
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I see your shwartz is almost as large as mine.
Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 17 2002,18:12
heh heh. may the shwartz be with you.seriously, whats with the swords?
Posted by Necromancer on Jul. 17 2002,20:54
| Quote (demonk @ 16 July 2002,18:45) |
| On the subject of shaving, who here shaves their balls? |
do you know how hard it is even with a mach 3 to get every hair down their? i cut myselfs to shreds trying (i did use the new sharp blade instead of an old one as per recommended by you
)and i wasnt going against the grain not that its a one way street down there anywayz. kuru how the hell do you do it admittadly its easier for girls cos its just plain flat fields down there for us its like naviagating the himilayaseveryone i know at uni got a mach 3 on their 18th birthday. its cos they make their money offa the £6 for 8 blades. i make mine last 2 months before switching
Posted by Marauder on Jul. 17 2002,21:11
Yup, 18th bday. The Mach 3's great... I'm just not too hot on the little lube strip at the top. I'd actually prefer they lose that part...
Posted by Necromancer on Jul. 18 2002,00:59
no dude that strip is a life saver. you dont have to bother with shaving cream or anythign with that cos it stops getting a rash like nobodys business