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Forum: The Classroom Topic: To avoid confusion started by: Beldurin Posted by Beldurin on May 21 2002,19:47
Just in case you ever get the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer.In prison... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. At work... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. In prison... you get three meals a day. At work... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. In prison... you get time off for good behavior. At work... you get more work for good behavior In prison... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At work... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. In prison... you can watch TV and play games. At work... you get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison... you get your own toilet. At work... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. In prison... they allow your family and friends to visit. At work... you can't even speak to your family. In prison... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. At work... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. In prison... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. At work... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. In prison... you must deal with sadistic wardens. At work... they are called "supervisors". Posted by Nikita on May 21 2002,20:16
In prison ... you screw the bitch over and overAt work ... the bitch screws you over and over ? Posted by liquid metal on May 22 2002,04:05
In prison... you're bubba's bitch.At work... you're someone else's bitch. Posted by chmod on May 22 2002,12:31
In prison... Your asshole is under a constant threat from other people.At work... You're under a constant threat from all the assholes. |